Sorry about being gone for a while! My summer is actually fairly busy so . . . today is a DOUBLE UPDATE!
If you feel that I'm taking FOREVER to update (I feel that way too) go check out ThineWorstEnemy's story Demigod Conspiracies! He updates more than I do. (And don't forget to review his story too!)
To people that asked: I know the seven seem out of character, but you have no idea how hard it is to keep them from being sassy . . .
Alright, enough lollygagging. It's time for your chapter!
To the 7+Nico: What is your least favorite thing that Leo ever said/done?-MayisSwag
Everyone: *glares at Leo*
Leo: Uh . . . heh heh!
Frank: When he said (a/n these are paraphrased quotes from the books) 'I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as a Jason or Percy, but like, am I worth 2 Franks or 3 Franks?'
Percy: A lot of stuff.
Jason: Same here.
Nico: His sarcasm episode.
Annabeth: Blowing up New Rome, although that technically wasn't his fault.
Hazel: His Being mean to Frank.
Percy: YAZZ I TOLD YOU THEY FRAZEL ALL. DA. WAY.
Hazel: Percy, shut your mouth.
Percy: ^3^
Piper: I think he liked me once.
Leo: GAH WHY IS ALL THE MEAN STUFF AIMED AT ME?!
Annabeth: That's what you get for dying and getting all of us worried.
Leo: *wide-eyed* You guys were worried for me?!
Piper: OH. NO.
PART 2: FROZEN SONGS
To EVERYONE: Favorite Frozen Song!-kittydj
Percy: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAAAAAAAN?
Annabeth: Shut up. Also, my favorite song is probably Let it Go. *has dagger in hand like 'criticize me and you die'*
Jason: I guess . . . In Summer.
Piper: Love is an open door.
Hazel: For the first time in forever.
Frank: Reindeer ARE better than people.
Leo: . . .
Leo: Fixer upper.
Jason:
Jason: BLONDNESS IS NOT UNMANLY
Leo: Let's do this.
Piper: Wait, wait, wait, Oh. Um, no.
Jason: You've got the wrong idea.
Piper: Right. We're not. I'm not...
Leo: So tell me dear . . . Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Percy: Or the grumpy way he talks?
Piper: Oh no.
Frank: Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?
Jason: HEY!
Nico: And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sorta smelly
Frank: But you'll never meet a fella who's as sensitive and sweet!
Piper: That's nice, but-
The 7+Nico(Minus Jasper): So he's a bit of a fixer upper. So he's got a few flaws.
Annabeth: Like his peculiar brain dear
Hazel: His thing with the reindeer
Annabeth & Hazel: That's a little outside of nature's laws!
Jason: This is not about me! I don't even have a reindeer!
Percy: Tempest.
Jason: . . .
The 7+Nico(Minus Jasper): So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but this we're certain of. You can fix this fixer upper up with a little bit of love!
Piper: Um . . .
Jason: Can we please just stop talking about this? We've got a real, actual problem here.
Leo: I'll say. So tell me dear, is it the way that he runs scared?
Nico: Or that he's socially impaired?
Percy: Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?
Piper: I did not need to know that.
Leo: Are you holding back your fondness due to his unmanly blondness?
The 7+Nico(Minus Jasper): Or the way he covers up that he's the honest goods?
Percy: He's just a bit of a fixer upper. He's got a couple of bugs.
Jason: No, I don't!
The 7+Nico(Minus Jasper): His isolation is confirmation of his desperation for healing hugs!
The 7+Nico(Minus Jasper): So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but we know what to do. The way to fix up this fixer upper is to fix him up with you!
Leo: We aren't saying you can change him cause people don't really change. We're only saying that love's a force that's powerful and strange. People make bad choices if they're mad or scared or stressed. But throw a little love their way...
Annabeth & Hazel: Throw a little love their way . . .
Leo/Annabeth/Hazel: And you'll bring out thier best!
The 7+Nico(Minus Jasper): True love brings out the best!
The 7+Nico(Minus Jasper): Everyone's a fixer upper!
The 7+Nico(Minus Jasper): That's what it's all about!
Hades: Father!
Hazel: Sister!
Nico: Brother!
The 7+Nico(Minus Jasper): We need each other to raise us up and round us out. Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper, but when push comes to shove.
Percy: The only fixer upper fixer that can fix a fixer upper is...
The 7+Nico(Minus Jasper): True, true, true, true, love. Love, love, love, true love. True...
Leo: Do you, Piper, take Jason to be your demigoddishly wedded...
Piper: Wait, what?!
Leo: You're getting married.
The 7+Nico(Minus Jasper): Love!
Zeus: STOP RIGHT THERE!
The 7+Nico: Um . . .
Zeus: YOU ARE ALL UNDERAGE! THERE IS NO WEDDING! GO DO . . . WHATEVER IT IS YOU CHILDREN DO. NOW SHOO!
Later . . .
Leo: He did a great job of ruining the mood.
Percy: Agreed.
Frank: Hey guys, let's do another one!
Jasper: OH GODS NO
Yay! For those of you that asked for a long chapter, that was a few words short of a thousand! Epically long chapter . . . though my fingers are now sore. It's gonna take me a while to do the next chapter, as I need to catch up to my other stories. See you guys then!
-kittydj