Ask the Demigods

by Kittydj

A collection of questions asked to the seven and other demigods/gods. May have some cursing. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! *Note as of June 2024: While the story is marked as complete, there may be sporadic uploads containing previously unanswered questions. All events in this story take place in a timeline that only considers events in and prior to 'The Hidden Oracle'.

36. To the gods: SOLANGELO?

Yo guys! So I update, got 7 reviews, and somehow got 1350+ views, so chapter in advance and I lied about you guys waiting forever for the next chapter trololololololololo so . . . A TRIPLE UPDATE! This story will end sooner than you think . . . =(

HERE WE GO!

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To the 7: So, how many kids are you guys going to have? -MayisSwag

Hazel: I am still 13. I am NOT answering this question. But I think Percy and Annabeth are going to have at least 3.

Percabeth: WHAT?!

Jasper: 2. At the most 2.

Piper: I believe Percabeth will have 7 children.

Jason: 6.

Percy: WHY DO YOU GUYS THINK WE WILL HAVE SO MANY CHILDREN?!

Leo: I will probably have 1. With Calypso. Percabeth will have at least 5.

Annabeth: You guys are sick.

Piper: Oh come on stupid heads, everyone knows the number of children a couple has shows how much they love each other.

Percabeth: *beet red* O\\\O

Frank: . . . My grandma would kill all of you. And so would Zeus.

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PART 2

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To Hades and Zeus: THALICO -kittydj

Zeus: HOLY ME! ABSOLUTELY NOT. GOODBYE. GOODBYE. THIS SHIP WILL NOT SAIL. THALIA IS A HUNTER OF ARTEMIS AND I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS SHIP TO SAIL.

Hades: Nah man, Nico doesn't like her.

Hades: I think.

Hades: My son is in love with a plant.

Nico: Where the *beep!* did you get that?!

Hades: Well, I watch over you sometimes and you're always hanging around this suspicious looking plant of some sort . . .

Hades: It looks like some kind of sunflower.

Nico:

Nico: *shakes head*

Nico: *thinking 'DI IMMORTALES' *

Nico: DAD

Nico: THAT'S WILL

Hades:

Hades: I

Hades: What?!

Hades: You named your plant Will?!

Nico: HE'S A DEMIGOD DAD

Nico: Geez.

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PART 3

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To Hades and Apollo: What do you think of Solangelo? -kittydj

Apollo: I'm not so sure about this Nico kid.

Apollo: He hates sun.

Apollo: He hates poetry.

Apollo: He's too dark.

Hades: I'm not so sure about this Will kid.

Hades: He looks like a sunflower.

Nico: DAD WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS, HE'S NOT A PLANT

Hades: He's too happy.

Hades: He's too sunny.

Solangelo: GROAN

Solangelo: BLAH BLAH BLAH. WE'RE LEAVING

Apollo/Hades: WHAT DID WE DO?!

Nico: =(

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YAY! I had fun with this. Hope to get another chapter up soon!

-kittydj