Hi everyone! Today is a 4-part update update(those NEVER happen lol), with a special headcanon at the end! Thanks for reviews, views, etc. Once again, if I update too slow, check out ThineWorstEnemy's story Demigod Conspiracies. Enjoy!
NOTE: This question has been altered.
To Percy: Who's the oldest (of the Big 3 children) and have any of you guys been in any fight? -sadicofan(guest)
Percy: The oldest based on when we were born is either Nico or Hazel. They're what, over 70 by now?
Nico: Based on ACTUAL years I'm 15.
Hazel: And I'm 13.
Percy: Then technically, Thalia should be the oldest but now she's got her Hunter of Artemis thingie so she doesn't age.
Thalia: When the rest of you are dead and gone I'll still be here.
Jason: That's not exactly a reassuring thought.
Percy: So I'M THE OLDEST AND I LORD OVER YOU! MUA HA HA HAAAAAAAA! Ha ha, just kidding.
Nico/Hazel/Thalia/Jason: . . . . . . . . uhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . . . ok?
Percy: We've been in fights. Heck, I'VE been in fights with everyone EXCEPT Hazel.
Thalia: Really? Wow.
Jason: That fight NEVER happened.
Percy: Whatever. Next question!
PART 2
To the 7/Nico: Do you still visit your families?
Nico: . . .
Hazel: . . .
Frank: . . .
Leo: . . .
Jason: When Thalia's around I guess.
Piper: Very, very rarely.
Annabeth: Once a year.
Percy: OHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL THE TIME BRUH!
PART 3
To the 7/Nico: Coach Hedge?
Hazel: He's STILL convinced that we're all cupcakes in disguise.
Frank: No joke. I accidentally skipped his favorite channel the other day and he said "I'll beat the cupcake ingredients out of you!"
Coach Hedge: What . . . that's . . . that's not . . . . .
Piper: I have proof!
Percy: And you tried to eat me yesterday!
Coach: That's because you're a blueberry twist sprinkle cupcake with blue whipped cream!
Frank: Wait! Then what am I?
Coach: A banana swirl sprinkle cupcake.
Jason: And me?!
Coach: A lemon zig zag butter cupcake.
Leo: What about me?!
Coach: Strawberry red hot cupcake.
Piper: And me?
Coach: Vanilla flower with pink icing on top.
Annabeth: I'm not going to ask . . .
Coach: A chocolate cupcake with a owl on top.
Nico: I'm the only non-cupcake here.
Coach: That's because you're a marble cheesecake decorated with skulls.
Nico: . . .
PART 4: THAT DAM HEADCANON
Everyone is always reeling about protective Will, but come on PROTECTIVE NICO
So one day some incredibly retarded Ares kid is making fun of Will for not being able to fight and Nico is just like, No.
Skies turn black and the seas start churning (thanks for the effects Jason/Percy) and the ground rips open as Nico literally releases all Hades on this kid.
Nico doesn't actually attack him, but warns him to never do it again and everyone is just like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And . . . DONE! I'm already thinking about my headcanons for 'Countdown to Christmas' so, hope you all stay around till then . . . Thanks for reading! Reviews are appreciated.