Hey guys! I'm FINALLY back with Chapter 47! This is gonna be an epically long chapter with a song parody, insane Percy and some headcanons at the end. Enjoy!

To the 7+Nico/Reyna/Will/Calypso/Octavian/Rachel: Sing We are never ever ever getting back together!-MidnightImprint(aka Percabeth102460003)

Nico: *sigh* We always have t-

Leo: *paint streaks on face* LET'S DO THIS!

Reyna: I remember when we broke up the first time

Nico: Saying, "This is it, I've had enough," 'cause like

Annabeth: We hadn't seen each other in a month

Calypso: When you said you needed space. (What?)

Percy: Then you come around again and say

Jason: "Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me."

Hazel: Remember how that lasted for a day?

Reyna: I say, "I hate you," we break up, you call me, "I love you."

Piper: Ooh, we called it off again last night

Frank: But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

Nico: We are never ever ever getting back together,

Reyna: We are never ever ever getting back together,

Will: You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me

Reyna: But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Octavian: Like, ever...

Octavian: I'm really gonna miss you picking fights

Annabeth: And me falling for it screaming that I'm right

Will: And you would hide away and find your peace of mind

Hazel: With some indie record that's much cooler than mine

Rachel: Ooh, you called me up again tonight

Leo: But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

Reyna: We are never, ever, ever getting back together

Octavian: We are never, ever, ever getting back together

Percy: You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)

Nico: But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Frank: Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Piper: Oh oh oh

Jason: I used to think that we were forever ever

Annabeth: And I used to say, "Never say never..."

Reyna: Uggg... so he calls me up and he's like, "I still love you,"

Percy: And I'm like... "I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know, like,

Octavian: We are never getting back together. Like, ever"

Nico: No!

Jason: We are never ever ever getting back together

Hazel: We are never ever ever getting back together

Frank: You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me

Leo: But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Percy: We, ooh, getting back together, ohhh,

Annabeth: We, ooh, getting back together

Piper: You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)

Octavian: But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Aphrodite: Did my favorite Percabeth really just sing that song?! *sobs*

Percabeth: . . . actually we didn't sing the breaking up parts of the song . . .

Part 2

To Frank: Animal Control?

Frank: . . . ah Gods . . . . um . . . bye . . .

Frank: I mean like seriously people, calling animal control on a squirrel, honestly, it's not like the squirrel's gonna whip out a minigun or something

Percy: You never know what kind of crazy things that Leo guy is up to

Percy: For all we know he could be pressuring a squirrel to whip out a minigun right now

Frank: And how could he be doing that

Percy: *looks right*

Percy: *looks left*

Percy: *whispers* bribery

Frank: *massages forehead with hands while sighing*

Percy: YOU THINK I'M PLAYING GAMES?!

Percy: Leo could have a secret stash of pecans in his closet!

Frank: *gasp* That's right! When I go to his bunk I always smell this pecany stuff!

Percy: Could it be?! Leo not only has pecans but also buys pecan scented candles from bath & body works?!

Frank: For 7.99?!

Percy: Stay tuned, folks, for the next episode of The Secret Life of an American Leo Valdez next week

Frank: Call us toll free at 9055-

Percy: Shut up Frank.

PART 3: THEM DAM HEADCANONS

I couldn't resist this Percabeth Headcanon:

"So Percy, who are you going to prom with?" The girl, Alexia, asks, twirling a strand of her dyed blonde hair.

Percy laughed, his cheeks flushing red, "I-um . . I " His voice trails as he lifts his gaze to behind Alexia where he sees a familiar face. Tanned skin, blonde curls, stormy gray eyes. Annabeth. He stares at her in disbelief and Alexia turns to see what he's looking at.

She scoffs. "Psh, that girl? Annabeth was at my last school, she is such a nerd and she's so ugly." Alexia shudders, then flips her hair.

Annabeth looks around aimlessly and her eyes land on Percy, her lips form his name, and he maneuvers around the dumbstruck Alexia as he runs to meet his girlfriend. Annabeth reaches forward and wraps her arms around his neck, pecking him on the lips.

"Seaweed Brain" she smiles faintly and Percy sighs in relief. He had his Wise Girl back.

^.^ Yay! I promise it won't e long before Chapter 48! Thanks for reading and have a nice day! (Or night)

-kittydj