Ha ha ha! Bet that none of you thought I would update so quickly! But seriously wow. I come back 1 day and I get 10 reviews and 1400+ views?! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! Here's the crazy chapter of today!
To the 7: What would you name your twins if you have them?-lunarchroniclesandcocktiels
Jason: Uhh I dunno mayb-
Piper: OMFGS WE WILL NAME THEM TRIS AND CALEB
Jason: . . . Okay. *thinking* *I better agree or she'll kill meh*
Leo: WHY ARE YA ASKING FRAZEL THIS?!
Frazel: O\\\O
Leo: Frank
Leo: You're dating a CHILD
Leo: AND WHATS WORSE YOU ARE A CHILD TOO
Frank: SHUT UP
Percy : I haven't exactly thought about it.
Uncle Rick: What about that time when you and Annabeth were saving the world with the Kanes?
Percy: O\\\O
Percy: YOU PROMISED NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT
Annabeth: Our son will be named Gale and our daughter will be named Katniss
Piper: OMFGZ YAZZ
Leo: You two have given this a lot of thought haven't you? Down to the smallest details. . .
Piper: ?
Annabeth: O\\O
Leo: WAIT YOU'VE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?!
Annabeth: *O\\\O* SH - SHUT UP! *whap!*
Leo: Enter Annabeth, the one and only per-
*WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP*
PART 2
To the 7: How are you enjoying your new names? - kittydj
Espeon: What are y- KITTYDJ YOU DID NOT JUST MAKE ME A POKEMON
Vaporeon: *snicker*
Jolteon: Look can you just change our names back?
Leafeon: I dunno this is kinda fun!
Sylveon: . . .
Umbreon: I don't get it
Flareon: THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!
Leafeon: Flareon stop leaving burn scars on the bathroom- wait why am I only 2 feet tall
Espeon: WHY AM I LIGHT PURPLE
Jolteon: I NEED A BRUSH
Leafeon: DON'T EAT ME!
Sylveon: MY FUR IS PINK AND COVERED WITH BOWS WTF
Vaporeon: COOL! I HAVE A TAIL
Flareon: You've always had a tail. Now you have two. XD
Espeon: *Whaps Flareon with paw* * SLAP WHAP WHAP SLAP* BAD FLAREON! BAD!
Umbreon: Leafeon please shut up! *yawn* I feel . . . So. . . Sleepy. . . *leans on Leafeon and falls asleep*
Sylveon/Vaporeon: YEZZZZZZZ
Jolteon: Hey Espeon- wait why can't I say Espeon's name
Kittydj: So you can suffer! You are never to explode my bedroom again understand?!
Espeon: *covers face with paws* just change us back please!
*POOF* (A/N sorry guys I'm having an eeveelutionary day)
Annabae: Finally we're back to- WAIT WHAT
Persassiest Jackson: *puts on shades*
Sparky: Ahh it's nice to b- OH MY GODS WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NAME
Kittydj: XD
Beauty Queen: THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID CHANGE OUR NAMES BACK!
Repair Boy: Hey! Why do I have to have such a bad nickname?!
Sparky: ITS NOT AS BAD AS MINE!
Chinese Canadian Baby Man: You gotta be kidding me.
Ms. Metal Detector: . . . Can we just go back to normal?
PART 3
To the 7: What do you see Aphrodite as? SPEAK TRUTH -TheNewScribeOfOlympus
Vaporeon: I see her as Annabeth - wait how come we're still eeveelutions
Kittydj: Because I said so. Just continue.
Espeon: I see her as someone with brown hair. IM FACKING NEVER TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS A BLONDE
The 7: You've made blondes the scariest type of person I can meet
Flareon: I've never met her
Leafeon(Frank): I haven't either
Sylveon: I hate my mother. She looks like a female version of Jolteon, but hotter
Jolteon: WHAT?! She looks like Sylveon but . . . . Y'know.
Umbreon: She looked like my mother. It was really weird. She looked like my mother in a dress and a smile which was kinda creepy.
PART 4 (that's right you heard me, PART 4)
The question has been changed!
To the 7: Cooking Contest. Now. -Crisassy (guest)
Annabeth: Alrigh- YES WE ARE ACTUALLY BACK TO NORMAL
Annabeth: Anyways, Hazel, Piper, Reyna, Thalia, Calypso and I are judges. Nico, Jason, Percy, Leo, and Frank are contestants.
2 HOURS OF PREP LATER
Reyna: Welcome one welcome all to the first time annual FOOD CONTEST here at Ask the Demigods! Today we our competitors are:
*Reyna gestures while continuing voice over*
JASON, whose food will be so delicious he claims, it will electrify you!
PERCY, who promises to bring a fresh clean taste with blue!
LEO, wowing the crowd with tofu burgers and his flame cooking skills!
FRANK, whose Asian skills will make you gasp in awe!
And finally last but not least,
NICO, with the food of the dead, so delicious it'll bring those from the underworld back to life!
Tune in next time for our epic cook-off!
So who do you think will win? I've put up a poll on my profile for members and guests can vote in the reviews! Next time we'll have a cross between an official chapter and a question chapter. Thanks for reading, and have a nice day!
(Whew! 826 words! My fingers are sore now!)
-kittydj