And the results are in! However, I felt they were too biased (come on guys Percy can't win everything) so . . . UNEXPECTED TWISTS!(I'm serious guys. You will NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS guess what happens XD)

AlyssaTheWolf227(guest): I think you've just supplied me with enough questions for 20 more chapters. Shoutout to you! (By the way, are you talking about Jayfeather from Warriors or somewhere else?)

Guest(guest): Yes, I live in Texas. Did you know that TWE and a lot of people that write/read fanfic do too? ;D

And YES I am reallyreallyreallyreallyreally sorry about not updating. School and relatives kill me ._.

I couldn't believe it when I checked back on the other day. Even while I was 'dead', you guys still averaged 70 views a day . . . like dam . . . you all are amazing . . . I can't ever say that enough, or express how much I really mean those words. I thought this story would just silently die off or something . . . I never in a million years would have expected you all to love this story so much . . . thank all of you, you guys are like sunlight for me.(Yes, the Solangelo hints :D)

Plus . . . uh . . . dealing with some shippers these days . . . *cough cough*

Now . . . *drumroll please* I'm proud to present you: The (Late) Results of the 1st Ever Annual Demigod Cook-off!

(And you should try to eat this stuff if you ever get the chance)

Reyna: And here are the results after last time's frantic 2 hour cooking!

Percy: *proudly standing behind table with handmade blue tortilla chips and 7 layer blue bean dip*

Annabeth: *stares*

Percy: What?

Annabeth: I thought - never mind. *tastes* O.O Percy this . . . . .

Hazel: *le dip a chip*nibble* This . . . this . . . is . . . *eyes well with tears* it's like heaven

Reyna: *eat* It's like I'm seeing for the first time

Thalia: Dam Kelp Head, this actually isn't that bad. It's pretty good. *nabs another 5 chips*

Piper: It's okay. I like the fact that it's vegetarian.

Calypso: I'd say this is amazing, the texture pairs with the flavor perfectly.

Reyna: So his scores are: 9, 8, 7.5, 9.5, 7, and 9. (50 out of 60)

Leo: ME NEXT! *flaming cake*

Calypso: Uhm Valdez . . . are you sure that's edible?

*alcohol burns off the cake with the fire and unveils beautiful cake*

Leo: Ahaha everyone thought I was going to make tofu burgers . . . LOL NOPE

Calypso: *eat* Wow this actually tastes really good.

Hazel: *stabs a slice with a fork* It tastes like a normal cake but . . . different somehow.

Annabeth: *nibble* Wow Valdez, you aren't that bad of a cook

Leo: I'll take that as a compliment

Piper: *le eating* Dis es really good

Reyna: *looks at the fire* Teach me how to make this

Thalia: It's okay

Reyna: So Leo's scores are: 8, 8.5, 7, 7.5, 6, and 9. (46/60)

Leo: Awwww. . . D:

Percy: :D

Jason: *silently stares at the macaroni he made*

Piper: *nibble* hmm . . . s'okay.

Jason: *cries on the inside~*

Reyna: Mneh

Annabeth: *shrugs*

Calypso: What is this greasy stuff it tastes weird

Hazel: I dunno Calypso, I think it's cheese. I don't want to eat it.

Thalia: *silent*

Reyna: Okay, so Jason's scores are: 6, 7, 6.5, 7.5, 6 and 5. (38/60)

Frank: I'll uh, go next

Frank: *meekly gestures toward a small table with 5 dishes on it, including stir-fry noodles, strawberry milkshakes, seafood gumbo, lettuce salad, and some brownies made from Aphros secret recipe*

Hazel: *tastes gumbo* Holy . . . . .

Piper: OMFG this smoothie and this salad is beyond compare

Annabeth: *sips on milkshake* This tastes like the strawberries at CHB

Thalia: *snags brownie* I dunno who you are but you make a mean brownie *takes another*

Calypso: These long wiggly thingies taste really good. Noodles? I think you called them?

Reyna: *stares at Frank after eating a brownie* *bows to Frank* My fellow Praetor who cooks better than me, congratulations, your scores are: 9, 9, 9.5, 9.5, 10, and 8. (55/60)

Nico: *whistles and drags in table with a 12-slice pizza and a giant bowl of pasta on it*

Percy: *wide eyed as stares at Pizza* *whines* How come we aren't allowed to taste anything?!

Annabeth: *glare* We said you guys would get to eat last now SIT

The Boys (except Nico): O.O Yes ma'am!

Hazel: This pasta is really good

Annabeth: This pizza is so fresh and cheesy

Thalia: ^^ I'm in heaven~ *noms away*

Calypso: The weird 'cheese' tastes really good this time

Piper: I think this is the best pasta I've ever tasted

Reyna: This pizza reminds me of- never mind.

Reyna: Nico's scores are: 9, 9, 8, 8.5, 9.5 and 9. (53/60)

Reyna: So! After a very close match between Nico and Frank, Frank is th- wait what's happening

*Mist swirls around Hazel and Frank then suddenly poofs to show Hazel was pretending to be Frank the whole time*

Everyone: O.O WHAAAAAAAAT?!

Hazel: eh heh heh...?

Reyna: *smirks* Well, this competition is won by Hazel, the only female in the competition- and the only winner.

Leo: Are you challenging us?!

Reyna: :P

~End!~

PART 2

To Everyone: What HP house would you be in? ~AlyssaTheWolf227(guest)

Annabeth: Ravenclaw~!

Percy: Gryffindor or Hufflepuff

Jason: . . . Hufflepuff

Frank: Hufflepuff

Nico: Slytherin ^.^

Everyone: . . . are you sure that's something to be happy about?

Piper: Hufflepuff

Leo: Gryffindor

Reyna: Ravenclaw or Gryffindor

Thalia: Gryffindor

*BLAM*

Magnus: Gryffindor!

Alex: Slytherin!

Sadie: Gryffindor!

Carter: Ravenclaw!

Anubis: Slytherin!

Annabeth: wait what

Annabeth: Where are you guys all coming from

*BLAM*

Kittydj: Slytherin ^.^

Percy: I knew it! You're Voldemort in disguise!

Leo: You sniving Slytherin!

Nico: *smiles creepily* What did you say?

Leo: *runs away screaming*

Annabeth: Well, it would explain how Kittydj writes all of this

Sadie: Hmm, you're right!

Carter: Illuminati confirmed!

Kittydj: I'm offended

Alex: That you're in Slytherin?

Kittydj: No, that everyone who isn't a Slytherin is judging. SLYTHERIN IS SPECIAL, OUR ELEMENT IS WATER

Percy: Seriously?!

Percy: . . . I'mma go join Slytherin

Jason: =.O What the fudge brownies

Frank: Hey, no insulting the brownies of heaven

Hazel: STOP!

Everyone: *stops* What?

Hazel: What's HP

Annabeth: OH MY- LEO!

Leo: Yes ma'am?

Annabeth: Get me a copy of the Sorcerer's Stone!

Leo: *runs*

~5 minutes later!~

Leo: All I could find was this! *holds up 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone*

Annabeth: That's fine! Hand it over!

Hazel: ?!

Annabeth: Read. Now.

Hazel: ._.

Hazel: *starts reading*

Annabeth: *reclines on couch that just appeared from nowhere* Now we wait for the fangirl feels to settle in.

So! There's the end of a long awaited topic! Hopefully, I should be able to update in 2 days, so see you all then! Thank you for reading and have a nice day! (or night)

-kittydj