Hello guys! I am back. *slaps on some shades*

YES I'M SORRY FOR BEING A DEAD *beep* FOR SO LONG!

Transferring schools sucks. (Goodbye to all of my friends... ;-;)

I came back on the most auspicious of dates: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCY!

HOLY MOTHER OF HEPHAESTUS WE'RE AT 492 FREAKING REVIEWS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! W YOU ARE ALL SO AMAZING, ESPECIALLY BAEPINK, WHO LEFT AN EPIC 20+ REVIEWS!

Can you guys get us to 500 . . . ?

Also thanks to 64Felicity and FrozenFever123 for reviews! (As well as the anonymous guests of course!)

I. Have. 33. Pages. Full. Of. Reviews.

Holy guacamole.

SO...! 7 PART CHAPPIE!

Enjoy!

Edit: Haha! I updated exactly 2 months after chapter 53 XP

To Percy: Do you use Google Translate on your foreign language homework? -lunarchroniclesandcockatiels

Percy: ...

Percy: ..Does translating Greek to Latin count?

Annabeth: PERCY!

Jason: Hey don't yell at him . . . I used Google to figure out some Latin to Greek stuff . . .

Frank: Technically I should know like, 8 languages. But I only speak English, Canadian French, a little Chinese, and Latin.

Hazel: I can speak some Latin, obviously English, and some French.

Leo: I cAn SpEaK SpAnIsH

Annabeth: Fluent Greek, English, and a few accents. :)

Jason: Fluent Latin, Greek, and English...

Piper: Uhm, French, English, Greek, and a few Native American words.

Percy: . . .

Percy: I can speak . . .

Percy:

Percy: I can speak Horse, Sea Creature, and English.

Percy: ...Do those even count?

Arion: *whinny*

Percy: Thanks dude. Though I would have, uh, appreciated less cussing.

PART 2!

To Frank: Favorite Animal to change into? -MKDemigodZ-Warrior

Frank: It's a-

Leo: Giant Koi!

Annabeth: Owl!

Hazel: Horse!

Jason: Eagle!

Piper: Dolphin!

Percy: A PANDA! *cries* RIP panda pillow pet... RIP

Frank:...

Frank: Actually, the Chinese dragon, not the normal one. It's fun, because I can fly, swim, and mess with campers. Though it does take a lot of energy.

Frank: And for the ones you guys said, Hazel and Jason did list two of my favorites. Just not THE favorite.

PART 3!

EDITED QUESTION! (It used to ask the 7 who they hated.)

To the 7: Who do you trust the most in the 7? The least? -Wisdomsdaughterofthesea/Greekgeek105(aka Greekgodsrox)

Piper: Oh gods.

Frank: I trust Hazel the most, Valdez the least.

Leo: I'd be insulted, but because I'm awesome, I knew you would say that.

Percy: Obviously Wise Girl the most, probably Jason the least. No offense.

Jason: Why me the least?

Percy: Like you wouldn't say the same thing.

Jason: Touche.

Hazel: Frank the most, probably Piper the least. Leo reminds me of Sammy, Percy's like my brother, Percy loves Annabeth, and I knew Jason the longest. Sorry Piper.

Leo: Did not see that one coming.

Frank: So you apparently aren't awesome.

Annabeth: Percy the most, no competition. Jason the least.

Jason: Wait, what's going on

Leo: I trust Piper the most-

Jason: NO! My best friend has to side with me! Why?!

Leo: Sorry dude, it still creeps me out that you weren't there at the Wilderness School and how you had no memory.

Jason: So 3 people don't trust me.

Annabeth: We never said we don't trust you, we just trust you the least.

Jason: Soothing.

Leo: Hey! Jason's my second most trustworthy, I trust Frank the least.

Piper: It's a tie between Jason and Leo for who I trust the most, and Frank the least because I don't really know him.

Percy: Dude! You hardly got your girlfriend!

Jason: Shut. Up. Kelp. Head.

PART 4! (To see Jason's answer, only read his parts and piece the words together)

To Jason: What made you so interested in Pernico? You were fanboying so much you couldn't breathe. -PrincessIncognito

Jason: Because Nico t-MRFRFRF!

Nico: *shoves Jason in closet* NO. BAD.

Percy: ?

Jason: -old me that he had a cr-MRLFLRFG!

Nico: SHUT. UP.

Piper: *listening intently*

Jason: -ush on Percy since he met the guy in the w-MFGLRA

Nico: I'M WARNING YOU SPARKY

Percy: I'm so confused right now

Annabeth: You're always confused about something

Percy: Fair point

Jason: -oods and it's the main reason he agreed to t-HHGYG

Nico: THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING JASON GRACE

Jason: -ake us to Epirus. Nico, please put that knife down... *scoots away*

Nico: *death glare*

Piper: AWWWWW THAT'S ADORABLE! Unrequited love! X3 *hugs Nico*

Nico: _ let go of me

(This chapter's answer is based on the House of Hades. Remember Eros? Yeah. That's where the answer comes from.)

PART 5

To Jason: Pernico or Frazel? -Tesla9

Jason: WHY IS ALL THE HATE AIMED AT ME TODAY?!

Kittydj: Because YOU are the only one that hasn't been put through question torture yet :)

Jason: Uhhhm

Jason: Per-

Percy: *death glare*

Jason: Frazel... *whispers* not

Annabeth: *holding laptop* Jason, why do you have so much lemon fanfic history on your computer

Piper: Seriously?! XD Wow.

Jason: *screams and grabs computer, then runs out of the room*

Hazel: ...well that escalated quickly.

PART 6

To Clarrise: Who is your favorite out of the 7, including Nico? -Lost Star of Olympus

Clarrise: Finally, a question for me. I've waited for weeks while the 'Stupid Seven' get showered with questions about dumb stuff. Though I shouldn't be too happy, since it's a question about the 'Stupid Seven' after all.

Jason: I guess that means you don't like us.

Clarrise: I don't like YOU.

Jason: What's the-

Percy: Drop it, Jason.

Clarrise: Okay. Nico's got cool powers, but let's face it, the little twerp is creepy and lied about the Romans. So he's out and if your little 'fangirls' have anything to say about it, they should remember who I am.

Nico: Hey! Watch it girl.

Clarrise: Yeah yeah. Piper is alright, but she doesn't use that knife, is too hung up on Jason, and is Jason is a 'Roman Percy', she's a terrible new Annabeth.

Piper: That's mean.

Chris: Honey, remember what Chiron said. Be nice.

Clarrise: Fine. Jason gives off nerd vibes, plus, his sister is WAY better.

Jason: Seriously woman?!

Thalia: Thanks Clarrise!

Clarrise: Hazel is nice. She seems to nice and innocent to kill. She's got cool powers, I guess, but no real warrior mindset.

Hazel: Okay..? That's wasn't so bad...

Clarrise: I don't really know Frank but I hear he's a sad excuse for a son of Mars and doesn't like war!

Frank: Who told you that?! LEO WAS IT YOU?!

Leo: I'm very offended!

Clarrise: Flame Boy's alright-

Leo: YEAH!

Clarrise: STOP INTERRUPTING ME OR I SWEAR I'LL GIVE ALL OF YOU A TASTE OF MAIMER!

Conner: *cough cough* Lamer *cough*

Clarrise: STOLL, YOU'RE DEAD WHEN I'M DONE! Oh, and Leo's too scrawny. So it's between Prissy and Annie.

Jason: There's a shocker.

Clarrise: Princess is smart. Kelp Head is powerful. They'd both be dead without the other. But Prissy saved my life so I owe him this. NOW WE'RE EVEN, JACKSON!

Percy: We're not even. But thanks, Cissy.

Clarrise: Cissy?

Percy: Yeah! Prissy and Cissy the dynamic duo!

Clarrise: I take back what I said. Annabeth is the best.

PART 7: A comparison of the fangirl universe

Kitkat: I am in love with Perseus Jackson!

Lost Star: I am in love with Jason Grace!

llama: I am in love with Leo Valdez!

Shadowbreeze: I am in love with Frank Zhang!

Random fan: I am in love with the Minotaur!

Kitkat: #OneOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers

Random fan: Lmao yeah, who would love Jason, pffft what a loser

Yes, I know. I'm craaaaaaaap. I never updaaaaate.

EXTREMELY LATE HAPPY B'DAY TO JASON (7/1), LEO (7/7), and ANNABETH! (7/12)

(I celebrated all three birthdays, I just didn't update.)

Miraculous Ladybug is interfering with my life, okay? :/

Would you guys rather have lots of updates but short chapters, or sort of slow updates with long chapters?

Next update will be on the 21st, okay?

Promise.

-kittydj