Hey guys! And no, this story is NOT late. I was going to update on SEPTEMBER 21st, see? XD Ahahaaa... I'm a evil bum.
IMPORTANT! UPDATES WILL NOW BE ONCE A WEEK ON SATURDAYS OR SUNDAYS! I may miss a few times though. School.. ugh.
Unbelievably, in all PJO story rankings I am ranked #443 in amount of reviews. Out of 68k+ stories... Oh my gods, I can't even put the amount of appreciation I have into words...
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR CONTINUED SUPPORT!
Our 500th reviewer was 64felicity, and I will be doing 2 of her questions today.
ClaytonWhoIsNewToFandom: I will not do Hanico in this story, nor am I going to get rid of Solangelo. No offense, but I do not ship incest of any kind. That's that.
Now if you guys don't know, I live in Texas and also in range of Hurricane Harvey. There was no wifi during the floods/raining. 'Nuff said about not updating.
Shall we begin？
To Artemis and Apollo: What is a solar eclipse to you two? -ShadowRider98
Artemis: Well, technically...
Apollo: I sense major drama coming!
Apollo: Haiku time!
Sun and moon question
Asked to me and Artemis
Here come the titans
*Helios and Selene bust down the doors*
Helios: Dude/ette, please. WE are the sun and moon, thank you very much.
Selene: ...
Helios: Anyway, solar eclipses happen when I accidentally drive the chariot above Selene.
Selene: Because he is kinda dumb.
Helios: EXCUSE ME?
Selene: It's true though :P
PART 2!
To Frank: Can you talk to the animals you turn into? -64Felicity
Frank: Unfortunately, yes. Not as fluently as fauns but I an get te general gist of what they say.
Leo: Dude, how is that a bad thing.
Percy: Because *points at Arion* this guy.
Frank: Yep. I can't speak horse as fluently as Percy but Arion's language is still really...
Percy: SAY NO MORE! You'll give them all sleepless nights.
Arion: *whinny*
Percy: O.o
Jason: Wait what did he say?
Percy: Nightmares, man. Nightmares.
PART 3!
Kittydj: Valdangelo and lemon fans: In the Stables by FlamboyantlyBiBoy is what I recommend.
If you are below the age of 13, do not read.
If you do, please understand that Kittydj will not take responsibility if your mind and way of thinking is permanently scarred.
It was your choice. I warned you.
To The 7: I heard a rumor that Leo and Nico *pauses and coughs* spent a night alone in the engine room. What do you know about that? -ALightwood (guest)
Leo: Wait where did you hear that
Nico: . . .
Piper: *eyes go wide*
Piper: *runs to go make T-shirts*
Percy: Wait what.
Leo: Oh that... um ./.
Nico: ?
Leo: *mutters* I spent nights in the engine room fighting the Athena Parthenos and may have fallen asleep a few times while using Nike as a pillow...
Annabeth: Wait... how can you fight a statue?
Leo: THAT THING MADE NO SENSE! IT DROVE ME CRAZY!
Jason: Whoa there, flame boy. Calm down.
Nico: I've literally never been downstairs because the one time I did go, I was scarred forever by seeing Leo hugging Nike like she was a body pillow. It wasn't a night alone. More like one minute alone. The one minute that will haunt me for the rest of my days...
Percy/Frank: *laughing so hard can't breathe*
Jason: *trying to hold in laughter*
Leo: NICO! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T SAY A WORD ABOUT THAT!
Nico: It was too funny to not share.
Nico: *snickers evilly* *Thinks: Evil Nico strikes again!*
PART 4!
To everyone: Have you ever had to fight a monster when a bunch of mortals are watching? -64Felicity
Kittydj: Let's call in all the characters, shall we?
*BANG!*
Carter Kane: Yes. They called me a Giant Chicken Man. Who was fighting a moose. (Set animal)
Percy: *snickers* Yep.
Sadie: I may or may not have caused two Egyptian gods to destroy a lot of stuff in my hometown. I was running away. They chased. Their fault.
Annabeth: Totally.
Percy: I... kinda caused the eruption of Mt. St. Helens... so yeah... a bunch of monsters, but no one saw us directly.
Annabeth: And a bunch of other times that we won't mention.
Leo: Dude! You caused that?!
Percy: ...Yep...
Jason: Dang... that's crazy...
Jason: Well, at the Wilderness School, everyone saw us defeat Dylan, as well as Annabeth and Butch appearing on a pegasi pulled chariot.
Annabeth: Eh, the Mist covered that up.
Magnus: I died fighting a monster in front of mortals.
Leo: Wait, then how are you here? *pokes Magnus' arm* With a flesh-and-blood body too?
Magnus: MAAAAAAAAAGIC
Leo: *gasps* WOAAAAAHHHHH
Piper: Oh shut up Leo, you died and came back too.
Leo: But I had the Physician's Cure! This guy didn't! Or did he...?
*Arguing and talking commences*
Hazel: Um, basically, yes, we have all fought in front of mortals before.
PART 5!
To Percy: RETURN OF THE PUNS! -Kittydj
Frank: Oh come on, we had some really clawful ones last time.
Percy: Good reef guys, I really don't want to go through this crab again.
Nico: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Percy: Cod, man. Clam down.
Nico: You just said cod. You just said 'Cod'. *eye twitch*
Percy: Well, can I kelp you with something?
Nico: Whyyy are you doing this?!
Percy: Oh you're just full of abaloney, aren't you.
Nico: *dies*
Percy: ;)
Leo: Seriously dude, chill out.
Update next weekend! Remember: Questions for Kittydj is coming up in CH 60! Ask away!
Annabeth: Thank you all for giving this story 525 reviews! It keeps this lazy bum author writing!
Aww, Annabeth, they aren't supposed to know that.
Until next time!
~Kittydj