Hey! Welcome back to... *Dun dun dun~!* Chapter 60 of Ask the Demigods!

Whoever EdElricIsHot(guest) is, eternal respect. That name though...

*FANGIRLING SO HARD FROM 'THE SHIP OF THE DEAD' OMFGS*

This chapter is a bit late. Reason 1: End of first quarter of school. Lots of tests ;-; Reason 2: Preparing chapters for something~~~hue hue hue.

Annabeth: We will have two normal questions and then all those lovely questions for the author.

Piper: Shall we begin?

To Setne: How and why are you spying on us? *Gasps* Are you secretly plotting with Kittdj or took over her body or something?! Are you trying to hypnotize us readers into doing anything to get the next update?! (If so, you're succeeding...)-BunearyBunny

Setne: You do realize this is posted on the internet where anyone could stalk it, right?

Setne: Sadly, I am not plotting with her nor have I taken over her body. I wish I could have though...

Kittydj: Hahahaa! Oh please, girlie.

Kittydj: As if I would get possessed by a shlut like him. Naaaawwww you got it all backwards.

Kittydj: I control him.

Setne: She's also a very nice role model for insane people and evil people too!

Kittydj: Aww thanks.

Annabeth: ...You do realize he just complimented you on your insanity levels being high, right?

Flashback Comments! Back to Chapter ...

Percy: NEVER INSULT ANNABETH!

Leo: YOU HAVE TO CONTROL YOUR ANGER ISSUES!

Percy: YOU WON'TBE TALKING ABOUT ANGER ISSUES IF YOU ARE DEAD!

Leo: NICO HELP ME!

Nico: I LIKE RANDOM SUFFERING!

You better like the fact that I am suffering from trying to keep in my laughter. -LunaLovegood220022

Nico: MUA HAHAHAHA- Wait why were you laughing?

Annabeth: *facepalm*

PART 2

To Kittydj-

Leo: Wait whaaat? The AUTHOR gets questions now TOO?!

Annabeth: Leo, shut up.

How do you choose different questions? Do you have a method? -64Felicity

Kittydj: NOPE! No method at all!

Annabeth: =.='

Kittydj: Haha, okay. Basically, anyone that PMs a question or 20 is guaranteed to get at least one question answered within the next 5 chapters. Then I go to the reviews and pick out a relatively recent one. No promises there, I just pick at random. Whatever interests me. And then I'll skip to the last page and just work my way backwards until I find a question that hasn't been done yet.

Kittydj: I tend to stick in another question of my own as well. That, or a headcanon/fangirl thing/random.

Piper: Onto the next question!

How are your stories so awesome? -Tesla9, UNICORNL0VER

Kittydj: I beg to differ, my stories are just piles of randomness. Inspiration from my boring and normal life that drives my mind insane. So, I write to rid myself of insanity. You just kinda float around the most popular fanfics, figure out what it is that the hoi polloi* likes, and slowly start up a story. 'Tis how mine began.

Leo: Another one's coming in!

How do you make all the characters so in character instead of OOC (out of character), like most stories? -64Felicity

Kittydj: Well, as most of you have seen, I got better at keeping them in character through the course of the story. One of the most important things to remember is that the characters are eccentric, but still have their own morals, limits, etc. Also, keep some things less crazy than others.

Leo: And don't ship crazy ships... that tends to get OOC really quick.

Kittydj: Plus, you kinda get to know how the characters will act the more you write. They become a part of you.

Percy: You locked us up in your room for over a year! A-

Kittydj: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Nobody needs to know that.

Who can you relate with in PJO the most? The least? Why? -Guest(guest)

Honestly, I have things to relate with all of them, so let's make a mini list, and you guys can decide for yourself who I relate to the most/least.

Piper: Fangirl, relies on emotion. That's literally it.

Annabeth:'Intelligent' (at least I like to think so lol), excessively prideful, stubborn, and can think on my feet

Percy: Loyalty to friends, feels responsible for everything that goes wrong

Jason: Plagued by doubt and criticizes self a lot, hates cruelty and injustice

Leo: Feelings of inferiority, easygoing, bad sarcasm

Hazel: Love for art

Frank: Pessimistic, feels awkward in my own body.

Haha, unfortunately for me though, I don't share their sense of humor. At all.

What songs represent you? -Chinatownmaiden

Please listen to the following in Nightcore if you have never heard them before.

Safe -Britt Nicole

This Little Girl -Cady Groves

Centuries -Fall Out Boy

My Demons -Starset

That's all that I will share. Maybe more another time.

How do you write chapters? -Lost Star of Olympus

1. Open Fanfiction on the laptop.

2. Start writing a new chapter on Saturday while freaking out that I won't finish.

3. Plug in earbuds and drown in alternating depressive and less depressive nightcore (see songs above).

4. Open documents.

5. Type whatever weird shiet gets into head first.

6. Post and hope it's not too crappy.

7. Obsessively stalk the comments for the next 2 days. (Haha, not really. I do like reading your thoughts though.)

8. Rinse and repeat...

The sad thing is that I'm not even kidding.

I want to start a story like this, but I'm don't know how to start. Any advice for me and others like me? -Demigeek(guest)

Just start writing.

If you forced yourself to keep up a regular update schedule, you'll also be forced to write. A lot. Thus, your writing skills will bound upwards.

You won't even realize how much you've improved until you look back on it.

Original 1st chapter of Ask The Demigods: 120 words, 1 review

This chapter: 1,390 words, ? reviews (probably more than 1)

You just learn what your style is, and how to barf words that make sense. Hopefully.

How do you deal with Writer's Block? What's your advice on dealing with it? I'm stuck on my story and I don't know what to do... -UNICORNL0VER

Thankfully for you, there are many ways to deal with the dreaded story blocking brain cycles. Here are just a few!

1. Do something weird, and write about it.

2. Dig through old ideas and just do one, no matter how bad it is.

3. Read other fanfics and lament over how awesome they are. Copy that style.

4. Bug authors who you hope won't be too pissed at Inbox spam with questions on how to improve. Trust me, this one never fails. (Well, if the author is me. I love getting spam, especially from you all.)

5. See something sad, or anger-inciting. Write about it.

What are you like when you are happy? -Chinatownmaiden

... I have this weird grin plastered on my face as I think of all the reviews I get while walking around the house with a bounce in my step, as I hum songs with disturbing lyrics from yandere songs, because my friend listens to a lot of those and the lyrics get stuck inside my head.

Kittydj: So basically, the moral of this Q&A: Kittydj is a half insane, freakish girl who has no plan for whatever shiet happens in her story and thrives off of caffeine, fanfiction, reviews, and depression, and no one out there should have her as an idol or plan to follow in her footsteps, because that would be stupid.

Random reviewers: D': B-but... Are we stupid then? We, who have supported you all this way?

Kittydj: Yes. You are all stupid, lovable, idiots.

Kittydj: Just like Percy.

Percy: HEY! *pouts cutely*

Thanks for sticking with me for 60 chapters everyone! I dunno, maybe I'll do something like this again? Nah, probably not.

*Hoi Polloi: General public

Blegh: I have a life, you know. I love you guys and I love writing, but I can't do it 24/7 (sadly), and therefore a chapter a week is my limit.

Have a nice day/night!

(And no, the real hiatus is not here yet. Geez, guys. Stop freaking out over that.)

-kittydj