Hey everyone! After a harsh December of no updates, I am returned! On a holiday too!

...while being sick and having a ton of homework, but alas. No gift is without burden.

On a better note, I have/will updated two other stories! (A Collection of PJO Oneshots and Ask the Demigods: The End of the World) Also, today is a 5 part!

Enjoy!

Note: Made during freezing cold nights swaddled in blankets.

To the 7: Anyone have any idea why the reoccurring theme in The Son Of Neptune is that Percy is smarter than he looks? -Bunearybunny

Kittydj: Uh, I mean...

To the 7: Do you know why Percy often acted smarter than he looked when in the Roman camp and in general? -Bunearybunny

Percy: Because... I'm not an idiot...?

Annabeth: But you're saying that like a question.

Frank: Nah, the first time I saw Percy, he was already kicking arse. Monster arse. And I figured he was probably at least smarter than me ;-;

Hazel: Yeah, Percy often took the lead during our quest at crucial points, I think that's because he had a million times more experience than Frank and I.

Leo: Percy seemed really scary and smart when I met him, smart because I already knew that Annabeth was a genius, I figured that she would at least date someone that wasn't totally an idiot, but it seems that I was wrong.

Percy: Excuse me?!

Jason: Lel. But he really isn't as dumb as he looks, he's actually pretty good at his slicy slicy style of swordplay.

Annabeth: Sometimes I wonder if he acts stupid just to make people lower their guard.

Percy:...

Percy: Look guys, I'm just not dumb, okay?

To the 7: What's the worst moment in your life? -Bunearybunny

Annabeth: When I realized Arachne's thread was connected to my ankle. At first I was like, whatever, but then being slowly dragged backwards was TERRIFYING. But being unable to see or hear Percy in Tartarus when I was cursed by the Arai was even worse.

Percy: It was when I was trying to get to Annabeth after she got cursed. Like damn, being stabbed, sliced, and getting cursed by Gorgon's blood is NOT fun. But then again, back when I just found out I was a demigods and had to fight the Minotaur was scary too. Y'know, it's like pitch black, my mom just exploded into gold dust, and Grover was next to me, occasionally saying "Foooooddddd". It was terrifying.

Piper: When I got blessed by my mother and looked beautiful in front of everyone. I felt so horrid inside. All the other moments just pale in comparison.

Hazel: When I came home to torn drawings and my mother's hateful voice and glare. Nothing made me feel as bad as I did in that moment afterwards.

Frank: When my mother didn't come home from the war and I saw my grandmother cry for the first time.

Jason: Back when I was found by Lupa and didn't understand why my mom didn't want me.

Leo: When I realized I had killed my own mother...

Percy: Wait, what?

Leo: Let's just . . . move on . . .

To the boys: Would you rather fight the Big Three Cousins (excluding Thalia) or Brains, Brawn, Beauty, (Annabeth, Reyna, Piper)? -Guest(guest)

Jason: Wait can we choose to fight ourselves?

Leo: Nah. I would fight the 3 girls though, because Nico and Percy scare the crap out of me.

Jason: . . .

Leo: No offense dude, you're just too nice to electrocute most people and you can't use it as much as Percy can control water/Nico summoning skeletons.

Frank: Same, I don't wanna go up against Percy or Nico, so I'll go up against the girls even though they'd probably still beat me.

Percy: I'd rather not fight Annabeth, she'd definitely find SOME way to defeat me.

Nico: I'd fight the girls because they probably wouldn't kill me.

Nico: Probably.

To Everyone: Would you rather fight Percabeth or Kronos and Gaia if they weren't immortal? (They'd still be just as powerful, just actually killable) -Guest(guest)

Everyone: KRONOS AND GAIA.

Jason: I mean, we defeated them before. But no one has ever defeated Percabeth.

Leo: They defeated Kronos and Gaia.

Annabeth: Technically Luke defeated Kronos and Leo, you defeated Gaia.

Leo: Pft, details. Without you two, the world would have already ended. It was only because of your risking your lives that the ground beneath our feet has not been reduced to rubble.

Percy: Thanks..? We're not invincible though...

Kittydj: You guys are protected by Graphene plot armor. Nothing can hurt you.

Annabeth: Plot armor?

Kittydj: Shiet, shiet, forget what I just said-

To Nico: Do you have a crush on Jason because you got hit by cupid's arrow and then saw him? -Lexi (guest)

Nico:

Nico: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME?!

Will: Because you're just too cute.

Nico: *blushes*

Nico: Nah. Cupid stabbed me with a normal arrow so I don't have feelings for Jason.

Will: Cupid has 3 types of arrows for those of you that don't know. Love, hate, and regular.

Hope you guys enjoyed! Next time, I'll have a list of all the questions that have ever been done in this story. Dang... that's going to take forever...

Have a nice day! (Or night)

-kittydj