Okay, so after all the support and encouragement from you guys, YES, the comic strips will become reality. They will be posted next week.
No guarantee on the art, I'm not as proficient in drawing as writing aimless humor ^^'
Updates on there are obviously going to be rather sporadic... I'll do it at least twice a month.
Now then, onto the chapter!
To Everyone: Who is more dangerous: Fangirls, or Gaea and Kronos? -BunearyBunny
Nico: Pft, this question doesn't need to be asked, it's obvious.
Percy: Fangirls are the most dangerous thing in the entire world.
Percy: I mean
Percy: Just look at the author.
Leo: The ability to stay up until it is morning and still go to school...
Leo: It is a fearsome skill.
Jason: Fangirls, because there are so many of them! Also, because it's morally wrong to fight fangirls, since, well, they are our fans...
Will: Are you guys just ignoring fanboys on porpoise or something?
Nico: Will! We have been over this! NO PUNS
Percy: Hue hue hue, porpoise...
Nico: I have a bad feeling about what is about to happen-
Leo: Nah Nico, our puns are on fire.
Nico: I SWEAR TO GODS
Leo: Nico, quit burning with rage. Just have a nice, quiet talk with the corn next to the strawberry fields. The corn is all ears.
Nico: %# *^%%$&%$&!
Percy: Y'know, the frequency of our bad puns almost hertz. (A/N: I regret nothing.)
To the seven plus Nico: What would you do if Percy got turned into a four-year old right now? -BunearyBunny
Percy: But why me? Why not Leo? Or Nico?
Nico: Because I was happy then, and non-emo me just isn't as attractive to the fangirls apparently.
Annabeth: Because
Piper: Leo
Hazel: Would
Frank: Burn
Jason: Everything
Reyna: To
Calypso: Ashes.
Annabeth: He'd be too cute for his own good, just imagine a kid Percy with giant, adorable, sea-green bubble eyes.
Piper: Aww, he'd probably...
Piper: Bribe us to give him all the blue food in the world.
Hazel: Convince both camps to become BBFLs. (Butt buddies for life)
Frank: Get blessings from half the gods.
Jason: Become the sole source of joy for half the world... oh wait, isn't he already that?
Leo: Be able to kill people with guilt through a single sad face.
Annabeth: AKA, he would be the epitome of an adorable nightmare.
Percy: Aww, guys...
Percy: I would be able to do much more than just that.
*Evil cackling as the sky turns black...*
To Octavian: How are you feeling right now? -64Felicity
Octavian: *crying*
Octavian: DO YOU SEE THAT! I GOT A QUESTION~!
Hazel: Shut it before we sent you back to damnation.
Octavian: O.o
Octavian: Well, I feel great for getting this question! I'm actually alternating between Asphodel and the Fields of Punishment... since I wasn't ALWAYS bad y'know...
Percy: Yeah. That is so believable.
Octavian: *ignores* When I'm in Punishment, life sucks... they created a regenerating blue teddy bear... that has electric blue eyes and messy brown hair...
Leo: Hey, that's a mix of our traits!
Frank: Not mine though-
Leo: Dude, the teddy bear is obviously because you're a big softie around Hazel.
Percy: THANK you! That's what I keep trying to tell him!
Octavian:
Octavian: Why was I happy about being around these losers again?
Whew! Typed up at 2 AM while I listened to 'inspiring' (read: depressive) music ... in nightcore version... at 1.25 speed... until 3:30 AM...
Oh lord, what am I doing with life...
The frequency/hertz thing is a lame science joke, lol. Hertz is the unit of measurement for frequency.
Thank you for reading and have a nice day/night!
-kittydj