What's up guys? Guess what's back, albeit very, very late with an author that's officially half dead from grades, drawing, and designing useless crap and trying not to fail at life. This story!
Also also, blame the comics for the extraordinary slowness of this update, iSuck at coloring and design, haha. To be posted soon. I'm trying to prepare several before spammin' em all over the place.
Holy mother muffins of Olympus, why are there so many reviews on this story
Un1c0rnE. ll13: Thank you for the advice! Unfortunately, I am inconsistent with updates for many, many reasons, one of which is due to my lazy butt not wanting to write sometimes and occasionally, lack of inspiration. I've currently also dug myself into the deep, deep rabbit hole that is Klangst fics.
Basically, whenever Kittydj finally gets all her shiet together, updates will be consistent.
SPRING BREAK IS HERE! MULTIPLE UPDATES THIS WEEK! (Wednesday and Friday!)
Enjoy!
To the seven and Nico: *gives them candy* How do you act when you're high on sugar? Just curious... -Jessica L xxx
Annabeth: NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONO!
Nico: SHUGAARRRRRR!
Percy: Hi AriOn! Do yOu liKe cAraMeL aPpLes?
Arion: *whinny* (Shit, you crazy !# #%$, get the %$^& away from me this %$^&* ! second!)
Percy: AwwWw
Jason: *suffering from candy hangover in the corner*
Frank: ...
Frank: This is milk candy...
Frank: Is this some attempt at murder?
Hazel: I wAnT thE cAndY
Piper: HuhuE huE Annnnnaaaabethhhhh... take my drugsssss *holds out jolly ranchers*
Annabeth: N-no!
Leo: *setting fire to Chiron's hair* *whispers* takee the shugarrr, you know you wantt it bananaaaabethhhhhh
Annabeth: FINE!
The 7: WAIT! NO, DON'T-
*cackling Annabeth surrounded by wrappers looms over the seven*
Nico:
Nico: Shiet.
To the seven: Green food? -64Felicity
Annabeth: Is this some kind of obscure reference to Dr. Suess book 'Green Eggs and Ham'?
Piper: Why is that your first thought?
Annabeth: Because Dr. Seuss Day was March 2nd.
Annabeth: 10 days ago.
Percy: Blue food is better!
Jason: Stop the blue food!
Percy: exCUSE me?!
Jason: Dude dude, you left blue pizza in the fridge last week, and I half thought I'd discovered a new species of mold.
Percy: Because you weren't wearing glasses!
Jason:
Jason: Touché.
Leo: I made green eggs once and
Leo: It's just scrambled eggs with green food dye...
Leo: I don't get the hype over it?
Nico: Because you suck.
Leo: Wha-I DO NOT SUCK! YOU DO!
Leo: Especially when it comes to Will-
Nico: WhOa wHoA, we are NOT about to go there, this is a PG story and there are CHILDREN here. *gestures to Percy and Jason*
To everyone except Percy: Have you ever been in a water gun fight? -BunearyBunny
Leo: Yes. I'm always at a disadvantage... unless I SET THE GUNS AFLAME WITH GREEK FIRE
Jason: Yesh, but Thalia and I had to promise not to electrocute anyone.
Frank: Yes! It's really fun.
Annabeth: Yep, but sadly, you can never, and I mean NEVER, mess with Percy during a water gun fight.
Piper: I charmspeak people to hand over their water guns, muahaha!
Nico: Yep.
Nico: Note to self, being drenched in water does not help to hide a bone-
Will: NICO!
Nico: -Bone chilled, shivering body.
Hazel: I used mercury instead of water.
Leo: Which was scary as hell, because it hurts when that shiet slaps your skin.
Percy: But obvi, I am the god of water fights.
To Percy: Are you even allowed to be in a water gun fight? -BunearyBunny
Percy:
Leo:
Jason:
Nico:
Frank: ...no.
Annabeth: He used to be, at least until we banned him.
Piper: Yeah. This one time, we played it by the ocean, and we were all having fun shooting each other with little plastic guns.
Annabeth: But then, Percy forms a water gun that is literally the size of a cabin, and well...
Hazel: All I remember is all the other boys running away screaming because Percy had accidentally trapped a small sea serpent in the thing, and they thought he did it on purpose.
Leo: But it was so pancaking scary yet cool... okay, okay you know what?
Leo: Let's just go into story mode.
Karma had just delivered a vicious blow to Frank's arm in the form of a spray of liquid from the water gun clutched in Leo's hand. The said fire user cackled, but was almost knocked over by the tide rushing in, and Piper and Hazel's brutal onslaught of liquid 'bullets'.
It was the last week of summer, school just looming around the corner, but that wasn't anyone's concern at the moment. All that mattered right now was that Percy's was whooping everyone's sorry butts at this game. Again.
"Take-Gah! Percy!" Leo whined. "I swear, you shouldn't be allowed to participate in this game!"
"That's right!" A chorus of complaints rose up, male and female alike, all of which had suffered from the cruel hands of shame at the fact that Percy was an absolute god at all activities relating to water.
"Yeesh, quit whinging." Annabeth rolled her eyes. "I don't see any problem with him enjoying this with us-"
"Eh, that's only because, I don't know, he never aims for you!" Jason pointed out.
"Not true!"
"Even so, Percy's just too-"
"Muahaha!" Oh no, they had been looking away for too long...
"You guys'll never defeat me!" Percy shouted, an amused glint in his sea green eyes, mirth evident on his grinning face as he leaped up and threw his hands forward.
Instantly, a giant literal water gun exploded out from the waves.
Shrieks echoed around the beach as everyone spotted the thing that was writhing inside. A sea serpent, at least 40 feet long, thrashing and baring its' fangs at everything it saw. Glittering purple scales undulated furiously as it struggled in vain to break out.
Reeling back in shock, Percy finally noticed and sheepishly scratched his head, dropping it back into the water, where it swished off to unknown depths.
Everyone was still staring wide-eyed at the son of Poseidon. So he could summon sea serpents too now?!
Annabeth was the first to recover from the shock and gasped out, "Okay. Okay. Percy's banned from any water fights in the future."
Light laughter emanated from the campers at Percy's instant pouty expression. Ah yes, life at Camp Half-Blood was as crazy as ever...
So I hoped you guys all enjoyed the extra story today! There is a secret message snuck into each paragraph's first letter, see if you can find it!
It's a (very) late Valentine's Day blurb, lol.
Cyb3rHydra(ThineWorstEnemy), shut up and accept it, you asked for this.
Apologies for any of you that caught the not-so-pg parts... but they had to be said.
Thank you for reading, and have a nice day/night!
-kittydj