*rips self away from SasuNaru and BakuDeku fics* Oh, hi! I'm back. Late too, because you guys had so many panic attacks.
Confused? So am I. The whole 'Adieu' fiasco last chapter was an April Fool's joke! Don't believe me? Go and check my notes in chapters 46 and 50! (Especially 50.)
So cool your jets guys! This hot mess of a fanfic ain't over just yet!
Guest: I know what Locklyle is because of the internet and book memes, I haven't actually read the book. Yet.
Finally back to the 'Updates on Monday!' gig.
Little note for my 'fanfic based on a fanfic' writers, please do not use any questions from this story without notifying me first. (Just send a PM and I'll be cool with whatever.) Also, if you reuse a question, do not reuse the content.
If you guys have time, please do go and show some support to the other AtD story writers here on FFN! They deserve lots of love and support!
Leo: And now, onto our chapter!
To everyone except Percy: What would you do if you were Percy for a day? -Bunearybunny
Jason:
Jason: Shame him in every way possible and let him suffer for it the next day.
Percy: Hey!
Frank: I would snuff Leo's fire.
Leo: ...That's nice.
Leo: Okay but actually, I would go breathe underwater and talk with the fishes, because it's just so damn cool! And then I''d go make a hurricane to put around those people that used to bully me in my foster homes, hahaha.
Hazel: I would do the same thing as Leo, I wanna be able to talk to the aquatic wildlife!
Piper: I dunno
Piper: I would just go around
Piper: Making water cannons and shooting people
Piper: *menacing laughter*
Annabeth:
Annabeth: *goes to corner for thinking bad thoughts*
Kittydj: Ohoho
Kittydj: I should also go to the corner. *coughs and hides nosebleed*
Percy:
Percy: I feel as if I've been defiled somehow.
Nico: You have been!
Nico: Never go to the fanfic sites.
Piper: Ever.
To Leo: Tell your dumbest joke ever. -RocketBro21
Leo: Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?
Piper: No, stop-
Leo: BECAUSE IT'S TWO TIRED! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Annabeth: Oh my gods.
Jason: *takes notes for future joke-making*
Frank: Why are we returning to puns again?
Percy: Because they are flame-azing.
Nico: No. Stop.
Jason: But I like the way they electrify the atmosphere!
Nico: WORD PLAY IS ALSO BAD-
Annabeth: Quit hating on pun culture or even owl get angry.
Nico:
Nico: WhAt HaS BeCoME oF sOciETy
Random Message to Octavian: Never kill Perry EVER again! -Emotional Peep
Octavian:
Octavian: Wait, who?
Percy: MY FLUFFY PANDA BABY YOU HEARTLESS DUNCE!
Octavian: Oh, haha, that thing!
Octavian: Yeah, it was pretty good sacrifice material.
Percy: YOU SONOFA-
Annabeth: Woah there Seaweed Brain, take it down a few notches.
Percy:
Percy: What if I said he cut up your teddy bear?
Annabeth: OCTAVIAN, YOU SCRAGGLY SCUM, GET OVER HERE SO I CAN END YOU AGAIN-
Octavian:
Octavian: Yeah, I think I'll just run.
Wheeeew. There we go!
The next update will be 4/23.
If I don't update, I will literally let you guys draw lots to see who gets to stone me.
Peace.
-kittydj