Ahahaha, I'm so good at keeping up my updating streak. WhAt iS cOnSisTenCy? Compensation is this 7 part, 1000+ word long chapter.

We've hit over 100 followers! Holy crow!

Congrats to AndPegster37 for being reviewer number 700!

There were a bunch of great questions asked, a fabulous review barrier left by the guests, and as of April, I am now officially another year older!

One year closer to death. It's all good.

The Burning Maze makes me want to go visit *someone* and sneak rat poison in their food.

Possible spoilerssss, though they're all very lowkey.

Summer has finally decided to show its face and melt me with the sheer hotness of Texas heatwaves! More updates on the way!

Without further ado, today's chapter!

To Chiron: Did you know Dumbledore? If so, why don't they use the mist to help cover up the wizard stuff? -AndPegster37

Chiron: Well my dear protégé, the magics that wizard use are different from the skills demigods use. Wizards use magic that is learned (besides druids), and demigods are usually equipped either with power or without from birth.

Chiron: Also, different gods occupy different locations around the globe. Greek gods control the Mist, but they don't have a sphere of influence in Britain.

Percy: Did you always give such long explanations?

Leo: Yeah, where's the humor?

Chiron: Some matters are serious, you bunch of clowns!

Percy: Hey! I'm not a clown!

Percy: I'm only distantly related to CLOWNFISH! ;D

Chiron: Oh gods, Zeus have mercy on me-

Leo: I take offense to that clown remark. I only LOOK like a clown, I don't ACT like one!

Chiron:

Chiron: Yeah, that's a lie, Mr. Valdez.

*Blue lights in background*

Harry: Snep. Snep. Severus snep. DUMBLEDORE!

Ron: Shhh Shh, we're not supposed to be here!

Harry: Where are we anyways?

Hermione: In a different world, far, far away...

Harry: Isn't this just America?

Hermione: Pfft, as if! America isn't the home of GREEK GODS, what are you TALKING about?

Percy:

Leo:

Leo: We've had experiences that could say otherwise.

Harry: Gah! We've been found!

Hermione: Lanuae Magicae*!

*More blue lights*

Percy: What . . . just happened?

Leo: The world may never know, man. The world may never know.

To Jason: Is it favoritism on Zeus' part if you don't get turned into a tree? -Cyb3rHydra (ThineWorstEnemy)

Thalia: Hmm… I never looked at it that way. ZEUS YOU USELESS SHEIT OF A FATHER-

Jason: :')

Jason: Yeah probably, but he's a douche anyway, not like I was expecting him to save me.

Zeus: HEY! I AM THE GOD OF THE HEAVENS YOU KNOW!

Thalia: Shut your mouth, old geezer.

Jason: Anyway, it's ok.

Jason: At least Piper's still-

Piper: *currently trying to find a way to revive dead people so she can kill someone for dying*

Jason:

Jason: I fear for my non-existent future.

To everyone: Mythomagic or Pokémon? -Bunearybunny

Percy: POKE MAN!

Jason: No, not 'Poke man' it's Pokémon.

Percy: Same difference!

Annabeth: Both are games which require strategy and intelligence if you look at it from an abstract angle. I myself enjoy both, but Monopoly above all games.

Frank: . . .

Frank: I like mythomagic.

Hazel: I think both are fine.

Piper: Pokémon! Some of them are sooooo cute! :D

Leo: Pokémon, because some of the Pokémon are lit.

Leo: Like Litleo!

Jason: Oh gods, was that a pun

Leo: HAHA Y E S

Nico: All of you are uncultured swine! Except Frank.

Frank: :D

Nico: Mythomagic is obviously the better game! Although..

Nico:

Nico: I'm still waiting for Mythomagic Go to come out.

Nico: I'd trade Will for it.

Will: Hey!

To all gods and demigods: Donald Trump? -ChildofNeptune (Guest)

Annabeth: Please remember this is a work of fiction and is not meant to be offensive.

Cyb3rHydra: That's true.

Kittydj: How the heck did you get here?

Cyb3rHydra: HAX

Octavian: Oh, that guy? He's cool. He looks like me. We're bros.

Percy: *Attempts to punch Octavian in the face*

Percy: *Phases through Octavian*

Percy: Darn it. Jason, you punch him.

Jason: *Thumbs Up* *Punches Octavian*

This part was written and invented by Cyb3rHydra. Kittydj takes no credit.

To Percy: What words come to your mind when I say 'Annabeth'? -Bunearybunny

Percy: Beautiful, I-would-be-hopeless-without, smart, Wise Girl, seaweed, etc.

Percy: Also, the 5 most important words.

Percy: Please, don't, die, on, me.

Percy: But like, it's more of a series of phrases.

Percy: First thought: OH GODS IS SHE OKAY? PLEASE SAY SHE'S OK.

Percy: Second thought: Actually, she'll be fine. Everyone's too scared of her.

Percy: Third thought: WAIT BUT WHAT IF A MONSTER ATTACKED HER SHIET

Percy: Fourth thought: Pfft, she'd kill it, I bet she's fine.

Percy: Fifth thought: I miss her...

To Jason: Which do you like better, Solangelo or Pernico? -64Felicity

Jason: Oof, this is a hard one.

Nico: Iiiiiii have a kniiiife in my haaaandddddd hahahaHaaaAAAaHA

Jason: *sweats*

Jason: Solangelol.

Nico: THANK you.

Jason: And yes, that WAS spelled correctly.

Nico: I'm out.

Jason: *looks left*

Jason: *looks right*

Jason: *looks up*

Jason: *looks down*

Jason: *looks forwards*

Jason: *looks backwards*

Jason: *whispers* Pernicoooo for the wiiiin

Nico: DID I HEAR SOMETHING

To Hazel: Do you like or have you ever seen a hazel in nature? -Bunearybunny

Hazel: Yes, actually! They're so cute!

Frank: Just like you!

Hazel: ./ / /.

Frank: Hue hue.

Percy: Ah yes, two little lovebirds on a nice, sunny day ^^

Frazel: ./ / /.

Frazel: Percy, we've told you to stop this already!

Percy: Haha, no can do, young'uns.

Hazel: Percy, you're like, 2 years older than us.

Percy: EGGxactly, I am far above you. Listen to the words of this elder.

Frank: I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or try to find a demigod psychiatrist.

Percy:

Percy: DO ALL THREE!

All's well that ends well.

*Teleport in Latin. Made up spell.

Question of the Day:

Out of curiosity, any of you play that age old game called League of Legends?

Next chapter to be uploaded 6/25/18!

-kittydj

P.S. I've got a new story coming out soon! Stay tuned!