Ask the Demigods

by Kittydj

A collection of questions asked to the seven and other demigods/gods. May have some cursing. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! *Note as of June 2024: While the story is marked as complete, there may be sporadic uploads containing previously unanswered questions. All events in this story take place in a timeline that only considers events in and prior to 'The Hidden Oracle'.

74. Pandas?

Hey guys! I'm late again, trying to prepare chapters for these next two weeks, in which we will have some 'Birthday Spam Updates!'

Today's the first one: Happy Birthday to Jason Grace!

After this, I'll be going to take a break for a week to edit past chapters. Stay tuned for that!

I'll also have to go on vacation next week with my family, so if the chapters seem a bit short, that will be why.

Now, here's your chapter!

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To Octavian: Do you hate Pandas? -AnimeAries (Guest)

Octavian: What? No!

Percy: Good.

Octavian: But most of the panda plushies that are made are very fluffy, which makes them great for auguries!

Percy: Which means . . . ?

Octavian: They're great sacrifice material!

Percy: . . .

*Cue knife throwing*

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To the 7: How do you feel about those 'Percy gets betrayed' fanfics? -Moo (Guest)

Annabeth: WHO BETRAYED WHAT NOW

Piper:

Piper: They're so cuuute! But like, ugh, my heart hurts from reading them.

Frank: Some of them could use some work, but there's a good concept behind it? The spelling errors though. They bother me. So much.

Hazel: I dunno. I never read one.

Jason:

Jason: I detest em because it usually makes people pair Piper and Percy together. And. That. Is. A. No. No.

Nico:

Nico: People never pair me with Percy in those stories- I MEAN UH, NOPE, I'VE NEVER READ ANY

Leo: But like, they'd never work because the dude is too noble and cool to get betrayed.

Percy: Aww, thanks Leo.

Percy: Those stories always split me from Annie bell. . . I cry. . .

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To the Seven/Nico: How long have you been trapped by Kittydj? -Bunearybunny

Nico: Trapped? TRAPPED? Hahahaaaaa, you're so funny~

Annabeth: Shut up, we've been getting free food and living space for the past 2 1/2 years.

Percy: It's been that long already?

Jason: Well, our contract ends soon anyways? So it's fine?

Hazel: Shhh, shhh, the viewers don't need to know that!

Frank:

Frank: Leo burned my bed yesterday.

Leo: Yeah, BUT THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE KEITH WAS CHASING ME WITH HIS BAYARD!

Frank: Who did what now?

Keith:

Keith: I got lost, where is this?

Annabeth: Stay away from this fandom, mullet haired space boy, stay away. . .

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Aaaaand there we go! A nice, average length chapter.

This week only, I'll be taking some story writing requests! They'll most likely end up as oneshots or twoshots, but if you have one that's really interesting, I might try to make a full fledged story! Good luck!

-kittydj