*throws my school life out the window* Hey guys!
I'm back late, as per typical Kittydj fashion of course. I'm not sure about a lot of things, high school is a wife beater, and math is my eternal nemesis.
So.
Updates are going to get more far and few between until Thanksgiving, in which I will update spree. On a happier note, my dreams for when this story will end has just decided to leap into the future another few years so, overall, good news!
I hope that school isn't whipping you guys as much as it is me.
I'm slowly going back and editing all past chapters. So far, everything up to Chapter 8 has been changed. Some of those author notes are going to vanish, and a lot of foul language will be deleted.
And with that, let's get on with the chapter!
To the 7: Favorite Starbucks order? -Cheshire Kitten (Guest)
Hazel: I was recently introduced to this concept of instantly having cold coffee mixed with something else.
Hazel: Back in the 1940s, there was only hot coffee which you had to brew yourself and it usually didn't taste very good
Hazel: But right now, I really like the Pumpkin Spice Latte at Starbucks~
Nico: Coffee is for weaklings, freshly brewed Death with Misery drizzled on top and a dash of crying is my go to.
Hazel: Oh come on Nico, don't be like that.
Nico: I told everyone in an earlier chapter how I like my coffee.
Nico: Black, just like my soul.
Hazel: Nico, you literally pour a bucket of creamer in any coffee you drink-
Nico: SHHHHH, the readers are supposed to think I'm emo!
Jason:
Jason: I just like a normal expresso or iced tea.
Piper: I thought the maple pecan frappe was okay. I don't really drink coffee though. Water is my preferred drink.
Annabeth: The Matcha Green Tea frappuccino is to die for. I love it.
Percy: The ultra caramel frappuccino is my favorite!
Percy: Specifically in blue!
Leo: Heck, give me any coffee and I'll drink it.
Leo: Provided that you layer extra chocolate drizzle, caramel drizzle, 3 extra giant spoons of sugar, and like a pint of french vanilla creamer.
Annabeth: This is why we don't bring you to Starbucks.
Frank: Move aside peasants, Boba Tea is the true drink to be worshiped, not coffee.
Coffee: *gasp* How could you!
Frank: Shut up and go back to your game!
To Leo: do you actually like to cook, or is it all one big rumor? -Bunearybunny
Leo:
Leo: Yeah, I like cooking.
Leo: *whispers* Shokugeki no Souma is my goal...
Piper: I'm pretty sure Leo learned cooking so he could run away from Foster homes and still survive without having to eat junk food every day.
Leo: Pretty much.
Leo: Also, it's a great way to show off.
Leo: Nothing looks cooler than perfectly flipping burgers.
Jason: Was that sarcasm or did you actually mean that?
Leo: Sarcastic? Me? Nawwwwwwww
To the 7: I dare you all to write a lemon. -Guest (Guest)
Annabeth:
Annabeth: Okay guys, well, you know what we have to do.
*several minutes later*
Percy: It has been completed.
Piper: Can we just not do this please?
Leo: Tadaaaa!
*Cue poem about a lemon (fruit) in the shape of a lemon (fruit)*
Jason: Lol, this is a PG-13 story, we can't have things like that~
Frank: Also, there are little kids reading this so...
Hazel: Yeah.
Lemons are a yellow fruit
Healthy but they're sour too
Citrus that most children detest
Writing this while dyslexic was a test
But we all tried our very best
(Thank gods for Frank and autocorrect)
Thank you for reading! Coffee is indeed a character from Food Fantasy, a game which I am obsessed with right now.
Also, you guys compliment this story too much... it's making me complacent...
Have a nice day! (Or night.)
-kittydj