Ask the Demigods

by Kittydj

A collection of questions asked to the seven and other demigods/gods. May have some cursing. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! *Note as of June 2024: While the story is marked as complete, there may be sporadic uploads containing previously unanswered questions. All events in this story take place in a timeline that only considers events in and prior to 'The Hidden Oracle'.

80. Bean Dip of the Gods

I'm a little late! Apologies...

I spent 2 hours last weekend powering through the Song of Achilles and? It's so good? Brain does not compute? (I want to cry but I love Patroclus to bits at this point asdfghjkl)

Also I finally get the reference on page 352 of the Hidden Oracle so I mean it's worth. It's worth.

Let's get on with the chapter!

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To Percy: Did Sally ever teach you how to cook? And if Sally taught you, can you cook well? -DDaughterofAthena

Percy:

Percy: I can make seven layer dip and that's about it

Percy: Also I can only make it in blue.

Leo: His bean dip is to die for oml, it was like

Frank: Dipping a chip into pure nectar and it just becomes ambrosia

Leo: Yeah man

Jason: Usually I don't eat weird blue things

Jason: But this weird blue thing is the exception.

Jason: There is no better dip in the world.

Percy: We all gotta thank the recipe dudes

*Ritualistic ceremony in front of seven layer blue dip*

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Boys and their food, amirite

Thalia: *mouth full* Its really good dip tho

Piper: *mouth full* It's vegan too, so I can eat it

Annabeth:

Annabeth: What has this world become

Percy: Wait but you ask me to make this for you every Friday-

Annabeth: PERCY YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM THAT

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To Percy: If you caught Annabeth cheating, what would you do? *dies at the sheer idiocy of asking that* -Whitey04 (guest)

Percy: I'd

Percy: I

Percy:

Annabeth: I think you broke him

Annabeth: Percy?

Percy has left the rec room.

Annabeth has left the rec room.

Leo:

Leo: Well uh

Leo: I think he'd either kill the other person (it's not cheating if its forced but we'll count it) or he'd just like

Leo: Kill himself

Leo: Neither of which are good options.

Leo: There's also the possibility that Percy would just leave and let Annabeth be happy but Annabeth would never do that man

Leo: What kind of sick fanfiction world would someone actively make them do that to each other?

Piper: I think they'd be loyal to each other though

Piper: Come on, they literally journeyed through hell together

Hazel: Doesn't get more romantic, uh, soul-binding than that

Piper:

Piper: I'm gonna go check on them.

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That's all for today! The review count is now at 797, 3 more until the 800 review celebration! (Basically, a bunch of questions and one dead brain.)

Hope you enjoyed, and have a nice day! (Or night.)

-kittydj