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THANK YOU FOR 800+ REVIEWS! Your support keeps this story going! (And provides the 6 part chapter we have today~)
Reward: 7? 8? month haitus. I am indeed the epitome of a great author.
The other day, I checked FFN to see the spam of pleas to come back.
I guess the haitus ends! But, school...
Kudos to The Daughter of Kronos for being the 800th reviewer!
Also fun fact that I meant to post this chapter in August hahaha
Final comment that I technically haven't read any PJO books since The Hidden Oracle... so if inaccuracies happen from here on out, at least now you know why! (Trying to free up time in my schedule to reread)
Without further ado, let's start!
To everyone: Who do you guys think had it worse, you guys or the Potter gang? -the8horcrux
Leo: Agh, that's a hard one, but first I'd like to point out that the Potter gang isn't really a gang.
Harry: Or are we?
Leo:
Leo: Wh-
Leo: W h a t
Annabeth: Well, personally I think it depends on what sections of our lives you're asking about.
Ginny: Agreed
Piper: I think we're pretty even, considering all the loneliness and death that we've all suffered.
Hermione: Also the bullying. Is "Graecus scum" on the level of "Mudblood"?
Annabeth: For Romans, certainly.
Hermione: Speaking of Roman demigods, they'd make for great witches and wizards because they ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND LATIN
Hermione: WHICH IS THE BASIS OF ALL MAGIC
Annabeth: I know right? I don't get why Hogwarts doesn't emphasize Latin as a language.
Harry:
Harry: Getting back to the question...
Frank: I think having to deal with a bad childhood like Harry is pretty bad, but then I remembered that Leo and Percy and (kind of) Hazel went through it too
Frank: Varying degrees of tuff though
Reyna: I'd also like to mention some people suffered a lot more than others in our journeys.
Hazel: My brother, for sure... gods do I appreciate Solace.
Will: tHank you
Ron: Percy and Annabeth's trek through the underworld is... on a whole other level of bad though
Ron: I don't think anything was worse than that, excluding people that died
Piper: We don't talk about death in this place.
Ron: Wait is that because-
Piper: No. Shh. Shhhhh.
To Annabeth: There's a spider in your hair. -pERCabETH713
*screaming noises*
Annabeth: OHMIGODSOHMIGODS GET IT OUT GET IT OUT
Percy: But Annabeth there's-
Annabeth: I DON'T CARE GET IT OUTTTTTTTT
Percy: But-
Annabeth: *asphyxiation noises*
Percy:
Percy: But there's no spider?
Annabeth:
Percy:
Annabeth: Never tell anyone about the past 15 seconds.
Leo: DiD i hEar tHe wOrdS "nEver tELL anYonE"?
To the 7: If you had the world's attention for 32 seconds, what would you do or say? -ThisFanficAmazin (Guest)
Percy: *deep inhale*
Leo: Oh no.
Percy: Hello there, mortal friends! It is I, Percy Jackson, the tales of whom you may have heard in the past. But today, I am not here to discuss myself, nay, I come hither bearing a great gift! Deep in the laboratories of a certain demigod camp across a certain strawberry field, we have crafted the ultimate, unstoppable drink. BEHOLD! *brandishes can* THE BEAUTY OF BLUE COKE! COME BUY IT TODAY FOR ONLY $3 PER BOTTLE OF 16.9 FL OZ!
Percy: CustomerLimitOf6PerPerson!OnlyWhileSuppliesLast.
Jason:
Jason: Is
Jason: Is this an actual thing
Annabeth: THAT'S what you're concerned about?!
Jason: WELL I MEAN I'D BUY IT-
Annabeth: When the heck did Percy learn to speak Shakespeare?!
Leo: I would set myself on fire to see how many people would freak out ehehe
Annabeth: Everyone would just think it was special effects in this day and age
Leo: Did I ask?
Piper: How many people do you think I could brainwash?
Annabeth: PIPER NO
Jason: PIPER YES
Hazel: I guess I'd promote stopping global warming?
Frank: Same here.
Annabeth: Finally, some regular people.
Frank: Oh oh! I could turn into animals to convince people!
Annabeth: I
Annabeth: I take everything back.
Annabeth:
Annabeth: I think I'd promote Percy's announcement.
Jason: I thought you were against it?
Annabeth:
Annabeth: Don't judge me
To the nymphs: Have any of you ever played any video games? -Bunearybunny
Juniper: Yes! We tree nymphs like that
Maenad: We like those...
Maenad: Yandere Simulator games.
Maenad: :)
Juniper:
Juniper: Friends, if you weren't already concerned, you definitely should be now.
Juniper: I like those games with lots of nature and gardening
Juniper: Got pretty obsessed with ah, what was it?
Katie: Gardenscapes?
Juniper: YES! Oh gods, a pinnacle of human creation right there. Every fruit I collect brings me joy~
Naiad: Us water nymphs enjoy that game with the little crocodile trying to take a shower
Naiad: We shall answer his requests!
To the gods: Did you know Apollo is depressed? -IzzyLeosShadow
Artemis: Really? Nooooooo, I had nO iDea aT aLL
Artemis: iTs nOt LiKe hE gaVe mE a sPeEch abOut iT for DAYS oN enD or aNythiNg
Artemis: Pro tip- Don't get trapped on an island with your annoying younger twin. ESPECIALLY if it's a MALE younger sibling with unresolved self esteem issues.
Apollo: HEY!
Artemis: The other gods aren't sure if it's depression or just another one of his weird phases, like the haiku phase
Apollo: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT HAIKUS ARE THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN CREATION!
Artemis: Sure, sure. Whatever makes you feel better.
Next week will feature a double question, from our lucky 800th reviewer!
Aaaaaaaaaand that wraps it up for today!
Let's hope the update schedule holds up from here on out... once every 2 weeks? Still on Mondays! Anything is better than emptiness...
-kittydj