{"Why does it always have to sound weird."}
A/N - I know she doesn't look pregnant in this photo but she is pregnant in the book. Very pregnant
I gasped in pleasure as Theta held me close, his hips jutting into mine as he thrusted slowly within me. "Fuck." I moaned out, being pregnant seemed to bring out the kinky side of Theta. He hasn't let me go since we got back from the Titanic, he was safe of course. We did it in the bed and he was gentle enough so he wouldn't hurt either of us. A few more deep thrusts and we both can undone together. Laying in the bed, I grunted as he moved to leave heading in the direction of the bathroom. He comes back quickly with a gentle smile on his face before he begins to clean me up. I tear up in happiness at the love of my life before he climbs back into bed with me. His head resting on my belly as he rubs circles, suddenly a hard kick was aimed at his head. "Ow!"
I burst out laughing as Theta stared at my stomach, completely offended by his child. "See she's not happy with you." He grunted laying back down and wrapping me in his arms, "I can't help it, you look so delicious pregnant." He purred in my ear as his hips slowly began to move once again causing me to sigh. "You are insane." He hummed happily as he nipped at my neck. "Only for you, babygirl."
Theta flashes his psychic paper at a guard as we pass, he eyes me for a second but still allows me to pass. "John Smith, Health and Safety. Kate Stewart, inspection."
A woman is giving a presentation to an audience of several dozen. "Adipose Industries, the twenty first century way to lose weight. No exercise, no diet, no pain. Just lifelong freedom from fat. The Holy Grail of the modern age. And here it is. You just take one capsule. One capsule, once a day for three weeks, and the fat, as they say." The film takes over, "The fat just walks away." A woman in the audience speaks. "Excuse me, Miss Foster. If I could? I'm Penny Carter, science correspondent for The Observer. There are a thousand diet pills on the market, a thousand con men stealing people's money. How do we know the fat isn't going straight into your bank account?" The women up front gives a stiff smile. "Oh, Penny, if cynicism burnt up calories, we'd all be as thin as rakes. But if you want the science, I can oblige." She clicks the button on the clicker and another video starts up. "Adipose Industries. The Adipose capsule is composed of a synthesised mobilising lipase, bound to a large protein molecule." We had ended up in the projection room watching the presentation.
I figured it would be less suspicious than being out in the audience. "The mobilising lipase breaks up the triglycerides stored in the adipose cells, which then enter." The man controlling it though turning to look in confusion when he finally noticed us. "Health and Safety. Film department." We ended up at Adipose, because we had gotten a strange single through the Tardis and Theta figured it would be fun to just go check things out. He's been very protective since the Titanic which is why I was surprised that he actually allowed me out.
It wasn't that I couldn't force my way out or convince him otherwise I was just shocked that he said it first.
Later after the video presentation we find a young woman in one of the cubicles. "We deliver within three working days." She speaks over the phone as she spotted us in confusion. "John Smith, Health and Safety, Kate Stewart. Don't mind us." He muttered showing the black paper, that was another thing he did. He introduced me as Kate Stewart instead of Smith, it was apparently because coworkers couldn't work together or something like that but I knew that wasn't the real reason and he wouldn't tell me why. "The box comes with 21 days worth of pills, a full information pack, and our special free gift, an Adipose Industries pendant." Theta looks at the pendant - a gold plated Adpiose pill. She had finally gotten off the phone and started to explain it to us. "It's made of eighteen carat gold, and it's yours for free. No, we don't give away pens, sorry. No, I can't make an exception, no." Theta nodded, "I'll just need to keep this for testing. And I just need a list of your customers. Could you print it off?" I asked her causing her to nod, up pops Theta. "That's the printer there?" Clare smiles at him, "By the plant, yeah."
"Brilliant." He leans down, "Has it got paper?" He asked popping back up like a groundhog. "Yeah, Jimbo keeps it stocked." Miss Foster walks in with two guards. "Excuse me, everyone, if I could have your attention." The workers stand and this time we both duck out of sight. "On average, you're each selling forty Adipose packs per day. It's not enough. I want one hundred sales per person per day. And if not, you'll be replaced. Because if anyone's good in trimming the fat, it's me. Now. Back to it." Miss Foster leaves and the workers sit down again. "Anyway, if you could print that off. Thanks."
Theta and I stand then he sits again as Clare gives him a piece of paper. "Thanks, then. Oh, what's that?" He asked looking towards me in confusion, "My telephone number." My eyebrows shoot up as my eye twitches in annoyance. "What for?" He asked still oblivious causing me to scoff and roll my eyes. "Health and Safety. You be health, I'll be safety." She smirked and winked at him, he paused with a wince slowly looking towards me as I stared him down with a raised eyebrow and crossed arms. "Ah. Ah. But that contravenes er, paragraph five, subsection C. Sorry." Theta walks behind her to the printer and looks for his copies, then returns to Clare. "Me again." I roll my eyes in annoyance as he flashes her his brilliant breathtaking smile.
Flirt.
"I told you it was nothing, I wouldn't do that to you!" I sighed spinning around causing him to stop in front of me. "Tell me. Tell me the truth." He winced knowing what I was talking about, before he let out a sigh. "Would you believe me then?" I nodded silently causing him to clear his throat. "We aren't married yet, at least not on earth. I want you to carry my last name in both ways, and I can't have that if I haven't even made you my wife." I stared at him in shock, before I burst out laughing. "Oh you idiot man." I grabbed him by the lapels and pulled him in for a heated kiss. "I don't care if a planet of people know we are married for real or not. I am Kate Smith. Don't you ever forget that." I growled lowly as I pulled him closer causing him to practically purr in my grip. His eyes dark with flavor, "I won't. I'm sorry." I smiled kissing him again, "Just don't do it again."
We ended up at a customers house, for research purposes. "Mister Roger Davey? I'm calling on behalf of Adipose Industries. Just need to ask you a few questions." Theta introduced causing the man to slowly nod back with a confused look. "I've been on the pills for two weeks now. I've lost fourteen kilos." He smiled but also frowned in thought, "That's the same amount every day?" I asked him rubbing my belly, the man had given me a cup of tea and it was helping me relax. "One kilo exactly. You wake up, and it's disappeared overnight. Well, technically speaking, it's gone by ten past one in the morning." He explained to us, causing us to look at one another confused. "What makes you say that?" Theta asked, "That's when I get woken up. Might as well weigh myself at the same time. It is driving me mad. Ten minutes past one, every night, bang on the dot without fail, the burglar alarm goes off. I've had experts in, I've had it replaced, I've even phoned Watchdog. But no, ten past one in the morning, off it goes."
"But with no burglars?"
"Nothing. I've given up looking."
"Tell me, Roger. Have you got a cat flap?" That's a yes, "It was here when I bought the house. I've never bothered with it, really. I'm not a cat person." He explained with a shrug, "No, I've met cat people. You're nothing like them." Theta mused causing me to snort lightly. "It's that what it is, though? Cats getting inside the house?" He asked looking between us with a confused look. "Well, thing about cat flaps is, they don't just let things in, they let things out as well." I explained to him, "Like what?" Roger asked us, "The fat just walks away." Theta mutters with a raised eyebrow as he looks towards me. "Well, thanks for your help. Tell you what, maybe you could lay off the pills for a week or so." Theta's three lobed gizmo beeps as he helps me stand up and head toward the door. "Oh. Got to go. Sorry."
The Doctor is following the signal on his gizmo while Kate follows behind, slower of course. He has to hit it a few times. The van arrives outside Stacy's home as Donna leaves by the back door and goes down the alleyway. The trail of knocked over dustbins tells her which way the creatures have gone. The men from the van have used butterfly nets to collect the creatures, put them into containers and then the back of the van. They drive away past Donna, and nearly knock down the Doctor. He starts chasing it, In the alleyway, mere yards from Donna, the Doctor loses the signal on his gizmo causing them to turn back around towards the Tardis.
I chuckled lightly as I was Theta trip over his feet trying to help me get comfortable. My feet needed to be raised an he ran around trying to get another pillow since I had three behind my back and I didn't want to use his. "Thank you, my love." I muttered lowly and sleepily as he sat down after putting the pillow under my feet. He hummed lightly before he started to message them, and that was how I fell asleep with his soft words fading through my ears. "I love you both."
The Doctor is examining his version of the pendant through a magnifying glass. "Oh, fascinating. Seems to be a bio-flip digital stitch, specifically for."Then he realises he only talking to himself, with Kate pregnant and tired all the time and Martha gone he didn't have anyone. Sure, he knew Kate would listen to him; god she would be thrilled to watch him prance around and talk but now that she's closer towards the end of her pregnancy it's taking a lot out on her. He just wanted some company so Kate could get the rest she needed.
"So you're finally a father, huh?" I asked him causing him to smile brightly back a me with a happy nod. "Now, it's your turn." He chuckled causing me to scoff as I looked towards Theta who was laughing with the Master. "Yeah. If only." I muttered lowly, before looking back at Zero who gave me a sympathetic look. I was happy for my friends, truly. It took Zero years to ask Apex out and finally she was pregnant and they were fully bonded. I just wished the man I loved actually knew that I was in love with him as well.
Donna parks in an alleyway near Adipose Industries, and leaves. Then the Tardis materialises nearby. They both enter the building as they did before. "Morning." The Doctor and Kate go into a storage room and sonics the door locked. Donna settles herself in a cubicle in the ladies. "Keep an eye out. She'll come back and then she's mine." The clock moves on from 9:30 to 6:10. The call staff are leaving and the lights are being turned out. "See you tomorrow."
We slowly come out of our hiding place out of breath, "Well that was interesting." I muttered as Theta smirked before finishing cleaning himself up. We head further down the hall towards the main entrance, "You sure this is a good idea." Theta muttered causing me to nod, "Yeah I'll be okay." We finally come out of the plant room onto the roof and get into the window cleaner's cradle. I grunt lightly as it wobbled, this regeneration really hated heights. Theta lowers the cradle to Miss Foster's window, I moved to sit down after Theta places a bucket down for me then he ducks out of sight when they enter. "This is ridiculous." Penny snapped as I closed my eyes and pressed my ear against the bottom of the window to listen. "Sit there." Foster snapped, "I'm phoning my editor." Penny insisted, "I said sit." Theta uses a stethoscope to listen to the conversation as well. "You can't tie me up. What sort of a country do you think this is?"
"Oh, it's a beautifully fat country. And believe me, I've travelled a long way to find obesity on this scale." She smirked, "So, come on then, Miss Foster, those pills. What are they?" Donna has arrived at the secretary's station outside the office. "Well, you might just as well have a scoop, since you'll never see it printed. This" She pulls out a capsule, "is the spark of life." She finished, "And what's that supposed to mean?" Penny asked her with a frown, "Officially, the capsule attracts all the fat cells and flushes them away. Well, it certainly attracts them. That part's true. But it binds the fat together and galvanises it to form a body." Kate grunted in disgust, "What do you mean, a body?" Penny asked in horror at the same time. "I am surprised you never asked about my name. I chose it well. Foster. As in foster mother. And these are my children." She takes a little creature out of a drawer and puts it on the desk.
"You're kidding me. What the hell is that?" Donna, Kate and the Doctor both look through the windows. "Adipose. It's called an Adipose. Made out of living fat." Foster explained causing Kate to frown in disgust, "But I don't understand." Penny shook her head as she tried to back away in the chair. "From ordinary human people." The Doctor and Donna see each other, their conversation is totally silent and gained Kate's attention. "Donna?" The Doctor mouthed causing Kate to frown and look up towards the door across the room. "Doctor? Doctor!"
"But what? What? What?"
"Oh my god!"
"But how?"
"It's me!"
"Yes, I can see that."
"Oh, this is brilliant."
"What the hell are you doing there?" Kate mouthed not realizing she stood up in the process. "I was looking for you." She pointed towards The Doctor, growing slightly at the heavily pregnant women next to him. "What for?" Kate mouthed in confusion, "I read it on the internet. Weird. Crept along. Heard them talking. Hid. You." Then she realises that Miss Foster is staring at her, Kate and the Doctor. "Are we interrupting you?" She asked with a cock of her head, "Run!" Kate mouths as she hits The Doctor on the arm. "Get her." The Doctor zaps the office door with his sonic screwdriver. "And them." The Doctor sends the cradle back up to the roof with Kate hanging off to the side. Donna runs upstairs as the guards shoot the office door open. They run out, and Miss Foster follows, "What about me?"
We meet Donna on the stairs and they embrace, she pulls away looking at me with a small frown before turning towards him again. "Oh, my God. I don't believe it. You've even got the same suit! Don't you ever change?" She snipped causing me to laugh, "Yeah, thanks, Donna. Not right now." The guards are a few floors below, "Just like old times!" I spoke as I pulled them up the stairs, "Old times?" She questioned before shaking her head and continues. "Because I thought, how do you find the Doctor and Kate? And then I just thought, look for trouble and then they'll turn up. Speaking of Kate where is she? And who are you? You're heavily pregnant." Theta sonics the door, "I'm Kate." She paused, "You're Kate?" She repeats taking it in, "She's Kate." Theta confirmed with a nod of his own.
"So I looked everywhere. You name it. UFOs, sightings, crop circles, sea monsters. I looked, I found them all. Like that stuff about the bees disappearing, I thought, I bet he's connected. Because the thing is, Doctor, I believe it all now. You opened my eyes. All those amazing things out there, I believe them all. Well, apart from that replica of the Titanic flying over Buckingham Palace on Christmas Day. I mean, that's got to be a hoax and oh my god you are Kate." She finally smiled brightly at me as it finally clicked. I had explained a little bit about regenerations before and I figured she would get it with the whole pregnancy thing. "What do you mean, the bees are disappearing?"
"I don't know. That's what it says on the internet. Well, on the same site, there was all these conspiracy theories about Adipose Industries and I thought, let's take a look." Theta sonics the cradle controls, "In you get!" He insisted as he slowly helped me in, "What, in that thing?" Donna asked with a gasp, "Yes, in that thing." He insisted with a snippy tone causing me to smack his chest. "Yeah, that's Kate." Donna muttered with a small chuckle of her own as I smile while theta pouts. "But if we go down in that, they'll just call us back up again." She insisted, "No, no, no, because I've locked the controls with a sonic cage. I'm the only one that can control it. Not unless she's got a sonic device of her own, which is very unlikely." I sighed, why did I suddenly feel a headache coming on.
She sonics the controls. There are sparks and the cradle drops suddenly theta manages to make the cradle stop. I glare in annoyance and slight nausea, "Hold on. Hold on. We can get in through the window." He tries to sonically cut through the glass. He gets it open long enough for me to move through before it slams shuts and locks, "Shit." I hiss as I watch them on the other side. "Can't get it open!" He shouts through the glass, "Well, smash it then!" I snap back in slight panic, Donna finds a spanner and starts hitting the glass, which is designed nowadays to withstand a nearby bomb.
Miss Foster aims her sonic pen at one of the steel cables. It starts to burn. "She's cutting the cable." The cable snaps, tipping Donna out. Theta manages to hang on, "Donna!" We both shout as I press up against the glass to try and see her. Donna is dangling from the end of the cable. "Doctor!"
"Hold on!"
"I am! Doctor!"
Miss Foster goes to the other side of the cradle mechanism and starts to sonic the remaining cable. Theta takes aim and blasts her pen out of her hand, he catches the falling pen, puts it between his teeth and climbs to another window. "I'm going to fall!" I immediately rush out making my way down stairs as quickly but safely as possible. I ended up back in Miss Fosters office, Donna's legs are visible through the window. "What the hell is going on?" Penny snaps as I try to get it open. "This is all your fault. I should've stayed at home." I see Theta slide up the window, "I won't be a minute!" He climbs inside and within minutes he runs downstairs to the office and meets me at the window with a hefty kiss and a smirk. "Is anyone going to tell me what's going on?" Penny asks causing me to frown in annoyance as I look towards her. "What are you, a journalist?" I asked causing her to frown at me, "Yes." She responds slowly, "Well, make it up." He unlocks the window and grabs Donna's legs.
"Get off!" She snaps almost kicking him in the face, "I've got you. I've got you. Stop kicking!" He pulls Donna inside. "I was right. It's always like this with you, innit?" She asked straightening her clothes as she looked between us. "Oh, yes! And off we go." He smiles, grabbing my hand and pulling me along. "Oi!" Penny yells, "Sorry!" Theta zaps Penny free from the door, "Now do yourself a favour. Get out."
We meet Miss Foster and her guards, "Well, then. At last." She greets with a stiff smile, "Hello." Donna waves lightly causing me to grab her arm and put it down with a slight shake of my head. We don't say hello to the enemy. "Nice to meet you, I'm the Doctor. This is Kate." I roll my eyes, well no point in that with him around then. "And I'm Donna." Donna greets again with a small smile. "Partners in crime. And evidently off-worlders, judging by your sonic technology." She raised an eyebrow at his sonic, well that sounds dirty in my head. "Oh, yes, I've still got your sonic pen. Nice. I like it. Sleek. It's kind of sleek." I clear my throat, "Oh, it's definitely sleek." I muttered causing him to cough while Donna shoots me a disturbed look. "Yeah, and if you were to sign your real name, that would be?" Theta continued on, "Matron Cofelia of the Five Straighten Classabindi Nursery Fleet. Intergalactic Class."
"A wet nurse, using humans as surrogates."
"I've been employed by the Adiposian First Family to foster a new generation after their breeding planet was lost."
"What do you mean lost? How do you lose a planet?"
"Oh, politics are none of my concern. I'm just here to take care of the children on behalf of the parents."
"What, like an outer space super nanny?"
"Yes, if you like." She nodded with a shrug, "So. So those little things, they're, they're made out of fat, yeah, but that woman, Stacy Campbell, there was nothing left of her." Donna stated causing me to frown, "Oh, in a crisis the Adipose can convert bone and hair and internal organs. Makes them a little bit sick, poor things." She fake pouts causing Donna to gap, "What about poor Stacy?" She questions in horror, "Seeding a level five planet is against galactic law." I hiss with a glare, "Are you threatening me?" She questions back with a nasty glare of her own, "Yes-" I was cut off by Theta pushing me behind him. "I'm trying to help you, Matron. This is your one chance, because if you don't call this off, then I'll have to stop you."
"I hardly think you can stop bullets." I growl in annoyance as the guards take aim, "No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. One more thing, before dying. Do you know what happens if you hold two identical sonic devices against each other?" I asked her with a raised eyebrow, "No." She cocked her head squinting her eyes. "Nor me. Let's find out." They create an awful noise, that's what. Everyone except theta and I grabs their heads in pain, and glass shatters nearby. Donna pushes his arm to stop him. "Come on!" Theta, Donna and I run to our hiding place. He throws out the ladder and mops, "Well, that's one solution. Hide in a cupboard. I like it. What's that smell?" She muttered looking around in confusion as I cleared my throat while Theta ignored her. There is a big green machine behind the sliding back wall that we just so happened to find in our earlier endeavors. "I've been hacking into this thing all day, because the matron's got a computer core running through the centre of the building. Triple deadlocked. But now I've got this," he holds up her sonic pen, "I can get into it. She's wired up the whole building. We need a bit of privacy." He holds to wires together and a forcefield stops the guards in their tracks. "Just enough to stop them. Why's she wired up the tower block? What's it all for?"
"Inducer online."
"You look older. And bigger." Donna muttered out, "Thanks." We both responded in mind with sarcasm. "Still on your own?" She asked with a small smile, "Yup. Well, no. We had this friend. Martha she was called. Martha Jones. She was brilliant. And I destroyed half her life. But she's fine, she's good. She's gone." I placed my hand on his back, "You didn't do anything." I muttered causing him to give me a small smile back. "What about Rose?" Donna hesitated to ask, "Still lost. I thought you were going to travel the world?" I changed the subject quickly, "Easier said then done. It's like I had that one day with you, and I was going to change. I was going to do so much. Then I woke up the next morning, same old life. It's like you were never there. And I tried. I did try. I went to Egypt. I was going to go barefoot and everything. And then it's all bus trips and guidebooks and don't drink the water, and two weeks later you're back home. It's nothing like being with you. I must have been mad turning down that offer."
"What offer?"
"To come with you."
"Come with us?"
"Oh yes, please."
"Right."
"Inducer activated."
"What's it doing now?"
"She's started the programme."
"Inducer transmitting."
"So far they're just losing weight, but the Matron's gone up to emergency pathogenesis." Theta explained, "And that's when they convert." I nod interrupting her, "Skeletons, organs, everything. A million people are going to die. Got to cancel the signal." He dismantles the pendant, "This contains a primary signal. If I can switch it off, the fat goes back to being just fat." He attaches part of the pendant to the inducer and for a second it works.
"Inducer increasing."
"No, no, no, no, no. She's doubled it. I need. Haven't got time. It's too far. I can't override it. They're all gonna die!" He panics loudly as his eyes become wild. "Is there anything I can do?" Donna asked, "Sorry, Donna, this is way beyond you. Got to double the base pulse, I can't." I smack his back, "Doctor, tell me. What do you need?" Donna asked again finally gaining his attention. "I need a second capsule to boost the override, but I've only got the one. I can't save them." Donna holds up her pendant. He pulls it apart and plugs it in. The inducer shuts down and there is a loud noise in the sky, "What the hell was that?" We quickly make our way outside onto the roof to see what the noise was all about. The spaceship stops over Adipose Industries, and the babies wave at it. "Fine. When you say nursery you don't mean a crèche in Notting Hill." Donna mutters, "Nursery ship." I explain back causing her to nod.
The computer lights up again.
"Incoming signal."
The sound that comes through was unclear, "Hadn't we better go and stop them?" Donna asked turning to look at us, "Hang on. Instructions from the Adiposian First Family." Theta runs down to her room where the first inducer was to read it before making his way back up as Donna and I watch The Adipose cheer, Blue beams come down from the spaceship. The Adipose walk into the beams and float upwards, "She's wired up the tower block to convert it into a levitation post. We're not the ones in trouble now. She is!" He panted as he came back up beside us. "What you going to do then? Blow them up?" Both Theta and I slowly turned to her with looks, "They're just children. They can't help where they come from."
"Oh, that makes a change from last time. That Martha must've done you good." I smiled and so did Theta as he took my hand while I used my other one to rub circles on my stomach. "She did, yeah. Yeah. She did. She fancied me." Donna scoffed with a raised eyebrow towards me. "Mad Martha, that one. Blind Martha. Charity Martha. I'm waving at fat." She gapped at her hand before she stopped waving, "Actually, as a diet plan, it sort of works. There she is!" Miss Foster is floating upwards, too, below the little Adipose. She stops at roof level, "Matron Cofelia, listen to me." Theta starts off but she just shakes her head. "Oh, I don't think so, Doctor. And if I never see you again, it'll be too soon." She snips causing me to roll my eyes, "Oh, why does no one ever listen. He's trying to help. Just get across to the roof. Can you shift the levitation beam?" I insisted with a frown, no matter how much I dislike a person I wouldn't wish them death. At least not this me, guess I can thank the little one inside me for that. "What, so that you can arrest me?"
"Just listen. I saw the Adiposian instructions. They know it's a crime, breeding on Earth. So what's the one thing they want to get rid of? Their accomplice." Theta tries to explain but it didn't seem to sink in at all. "I'm far more than that. I'm nanny to all these children." She smiles, I rolled my eyes. "Why does it always have to sound weird?" I grumbled with a eye roll. "Exactly! Mum and Dad have got the kids now. They don't need the nanny anymore." The levitation beam switches off. Miss Foster does a Wile E Coyote double take in mid-air, then falls with a scream and a splat. The spaceship flies away and I sigh with a shake of my head.
Theta throws the sonic pen into a waste bin. Penny comes along, still tied to the chair. "Oi, you three. You're just mad. Do you hear me? Mad! And I'm going to report you for madness." She yells at us before stomping away with the chair still stuck to her. "You see, some people just can't take it."
"No."
"And some people can. So, then. Tardis! Come on."
"That's my car! That is like destiny. And I've been ready for this." The boot is full of suitcases causing me to snort. "I packed ages ago, just in case. Because I thought, hot weather, cold weather, no weather. He goes anywhere. I've gotta be prepared." She unloads the boot into Theta's arms. "You've got a, a hatbox?" He questioned with a raised eyebrow, "Planet of the Hats, I'm ready. I don't need injections, do I? You know, like when you go to Cambodia. Is there any of that? Because my friend Veena went to Bahrain, and she. You're not saying much." She frowned looking between us as Theta watching her with an uncertain look. I knew he was worried, especially after Rose and Martha but I knew Donna wouldn't be a problem. I can't wait for her to join us, "No, it's just. It's a funny old life, in the Tardis."
"You don't want me." Her shoulders slouched as she looked in between us in sadness, "He's not saying that." I started, "But you asked me. Would you rather be on your own?" She asked us looking between us then a my stomach but we both shook our head. Even if we did have each other, it does get lonely without a human around. I've just come to learn that recently, "No. Actually, no. But the last time, with Martha, like I said, it, it got complicated. And that was all my fault. I just want a mate." Donna's mouth dropped open in horror as she tried to hid behind the door. "You just want to mate?" She asked in disbelief and disgust, "I just want a mate!" He repeated coping her disgust and panic, "You're not mating with me, sunshine! You've already got one!" She yelped pointing towards me. "A mate. I want a mate, you know friend. Not Mate, mate.. that's Kate." He panicked waving his arms about trying to explain as she watched him. "Well, just as well, because I'm not having any of that nonsense. I mean, you're just a long streak of nothing. You know, alien nothing. Kate can have that, not me."
"There we are, then. Okay."
"I can come?"
"Yeah. Course you can, yeah. I'd love it."
"Oh, that's just" They almost hug, "Car keys." She pulls away, "What?" He asked looking super confused. "I've still got my mum's car keys. I won't be a minute." Donna runs off and I finally burst out laughing. This was so going to be fun!! Theta starts lugging her bags into the Tardis grumbling something about me laughing at him.
"Off we go, then." Donna pants as she rushed back up with a huge smile making sure to pull me into a hug. "Here it is. The Tardis. It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside." She rolled her eyes and pushed past him causing me to chuckle when he pouted, "Oh, I know that bit. Although frankly, you could turn the heating up." I winced, "Sorry, that's on me. The little one likes to play with my body temp." She paused before nodding with a big smile, "Nevermind then." She bumped me lightly as Theta moved over to the console us following close behind. "So, whole wide universe, where do you want to go?" He asked her with a curious look, "Oh, I know exactly the place." She smiled in thought causing me to raise a curious eyebrow, "Which is?"
"Two and a half miles that way."
Wilf is packing up for the night when he sees the Tardis flying nearby. "There! Donna, it's, it's the flying blue box!" He looks through his telescope and sees Donna waving from the Tardis door with Kate behind her slightly waving as well. "What? That's Donna. Yeah, that's Donna." Theta waves, too. "And that's him. That's them. Hey, that's him! Ha, ha, ha! Go on, gal! Go on, get up there! Hey!"
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