{"Please stop trying to hit on my dad."}

"Doctor" Amelia cried out as Theta rushes into the console room with a panicked look. I frowned, Fay looks up at me confused as to why Amelia was chasing after him with a flirty look. Amelia leans on console flirty, Doctor reaches past her, hits a lever, steps away. I glare at her, she didn't seem to notice us which I didn't know if she was doing on purpose or because she really didn't know we came back into the console room.

"Oh typical bloke, straight to fixing his motor." She purrs, my eye twitching in irritation as Fay grabbed my hand. "That's the thing Amy, I am not a typical bloke." He moved towards Fay and I, but it was like she was in her own world. Great. Another Rose. "Sorry, did I do something wrong cos I'm getting kind of mixed signals here." She slaps a lever down, "Mixed signals?" I snap, slapping a lever up causing her to flinch at the sight of me. "How?"

"Oh come on, you turn up in the middle of the night, get me out of my bed in my nightie which you then don't let me change out of for ages, and take me for a spin in your time machine. No, no, you're right, no mixed signals there. THAT is just a signal. Like a great big bat signal in the sky, get your coat off the Doctor is in." She moves closer to him, I immediately step between with a evil glare.

"Yeah, and he brought his wife and daughter along. I'm sure that's a big signal there, Amelia." Theta starts to laugh, "No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not like that. That's not what I'm like. Yes like Kate said, My wife and daughter!" He emphasized causing her to pause and frown, "Then what are you like?" She asked with a confused look.

"I don't know. Gandalf. I'm a space Gandalf, or the little green one in Star Wars." He makes lightsaber noise, I chuckled, he so learned that from Mickey. "You really are not. You are a bloke." She laughs, still in denial. "I'm the Doctor. She's the Queen. That's who we are." Theta tried to explain, "Every room you walk into you laugh at all the men and show off to all the girls."

"Do not the only girl I show off to is my love Kate." He turns to me with a flirty smile, I smiled back. "What about Rory?" He laughs and mimes big nose, causing me to smack him upside the head. "You laughed!" Amelia pointed, "No, that was just an involuntary snort. Of fondness." Theta choked on his own lie. "You are a bloke and you don't know it," She tries to put her arms around his neck, "and here I am to help." She tries to kiss him, he squirms away as I move in between, my eyes flashing causing her to back up with wide eyes. "That is not why you're here." I growled in anger. "Then why am I here?" She asks in irritation, "Because we can't see it any more." I look towards him with a frown causing him to turn away. It has been a long time, "See what?" She asks finally calming down as he sits. "I'm 947. She's 862. We have a wonderful daughter but after a while you just can't see it." He explained as he pulled Fay onto his lap, "See what?" She asked again making sure to steer clear of me.

"Everything. I look at a star and it's just a big ball of burning gas and I know how it began, I know how it ends, and I was probably there both times. Now after a while everything is just stuff. That's the problem. You make all of space and time your backyard and what do you have? A backyard. But you!" He stands, making sure to keep Fay on his hip. "You can see it. And when you see it, I see it. We can see it. That's all we want for our daughter. We want to see it for her." He tried to explain to her causing her to frown sadly, "And that's the only reason you took me with you."

"There were other reasons, such as someone who will be a friend to my wife." He spoke slowly, trying to explain that it was strictly professional, he didn't have any feelings for her whatsoever. "I was certainly hoping so. Does that mean I'm not the first then?" She turns to him, "There have been others travelling with you!" I rolled my eyes, here we go again. I might as well be invisible round here, "Yeah, sure, loads of them. But just friends, you know chums, pals, mates, buddies, not mates forget mates." Theta pointed towards me causing me to chuckle an shake my head with a fond look.

"And out of all those friends, how many would you say, just out of curiosity, were girls?" I grunted in slight jealousy, I didn't need to be but she had a point almost all of his companions where beautiful women, some of which ended falling in love with him. "Some of them I suppose...must have been..." He shrugged trying to ply it off, "Some?" Amy scoffed shooting me a look causing me to look away.

"It's hard to tell, it's a gray area. I didn't really notice, especially since I had Kate." I smiled as he came over and pulled me close, he pressed his forehead against mine causing me to smile and close my eyes. "Under half, over half?" Amelia continues, Theta groans opening his eyes an looking towards her as she watched us with irritation.

"Probably...slightly...little bit over?"

"Hmm, young?"

"Everyone's young compared to us. Although, Kate always looks young no matter what body she's in."

"Hot?"

"No! No, no, no, no, no, none of them. Not at all. Well Kate was, man I couldn't go a day without checking her out or looking at a picture she would let me keep. Especially the ones I took without here knowing." I blushed at this information as he became flushed, his eyes far away. He was totally thinking about dirty things! "Well this big old machine must have some kind of visual records..." Amy shrugged, "No, and anyway they're voice locked."

"Oh, voice locked. So I would just have to say 'show me all visual records of previous TARDIS inhabitants?'" She tried and before I could stop him he gave her what she wanted. "No. No, no, no, I mean voice locked. I would have to say 'show me all visual records of previous TARDIS inhabitants?'" He rolled his eyes like he was proving his own point but instead he gave her what she wanted. "Oh, thank you," She turns to lean on railing and look at a monitor, "No! No! No! No! Oh.." She sees picture flash by of past female companions, before it switches to my regenerations. I cleared my throat when I saw my name at the bottom of the pictures, Amelia looked confused. Theta immediately covers Fay's eyes as my pictures turn more inappropriate. I didn't even know he had those! "Oh Gandalf!" Amelia gaps with mouth open, impressed. I blushed brightly, shutting off the monitor as Amelia smirks towards me with a raised eyebrow. "You look good as a man." I backed away slightly at her flirt.

I huff up at the TARDIS, "Thanks! Thanks dear. Leave out the metal dog why don't you?"

"Was that a leather bikini?" She asked looking at me in dissatisfaction before looking at the now blank screen, causing me to blush as I stomped away her. "Right, that's it. Rory! We're gonna find Rory and we're gonna find him now!" Theta begins to move around the consoles as he tried to avoid making eye contact with me. "He's at his stag night..." She muttered looking away in disappointment. "Well then...let's make it a great one." I pull a lever as she flinches under my evil eye, my mood back on the point of her kissing my man.

She knew I was pissed, Theta knew I was pissed, Fay knew I was pissed.

Hell, I'm pissed!

"Please stop trying to hit on my dad." Fay uttered to Amelia who winced in slight shame before looking away from my daughter.

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So I'm not sure if I like this little episode but I tried. Amy has always been like super hard headed because she's Scottish and all that so I tried to incorporate her personality in this.

Plus I did age them up so I can get a better line for their aging, it was forty years between Sarah Janes wedding and the End Of Time.

Plus in The Day Of The Doctor, he's 1,200 and something so I really need to read closely and figure out how I'm going to continue to age them.

It also gives a little more backstory.

Thank you guys for reading!

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