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So close to 4k views! Also, I will be gone for a week, so no new chapters, don't worry I will still be writing them, so expect a lot of chapters poping out of nowhere when I come back, also, how is my story going? I would like some feed back, and oh yeah, I added the thing that said note up there again
(Edited) Da battle strat, no looking
(Note) To those somehow reading this, I don't need to be formal anymore, this is my document.
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Porygon
Ability: Download
So, Porygon, the first Pokémon on the team, folded Milo and Nessa's gym challenge like wet cardboard, it wasn't even fair, Kabu gym will be extremely hard to deal with though, the only one on my team that might stand a chance would be Carkol, Porygon can most likely match Gigamx Centiskorch if I had a Dynamax band and Drifloon...sorry buddy, but he is canon fodder.
(Note) Wait a second, this page is supposed to be about Porygon, meh, I'll just update it later.
Plan for the future
Same as before, I hope I don't forget what I just typed.
(Note)Porygon, help me, I fucking forgot
(?)"There is no undo, there is no repeat, we can only..."
(Note)You cheeky bastard, you dare use a reference against me
Note: Porygon has a shit nature, Serious is a really bad nature, at least that means there is no downside or upside. Update, Porygon can access and change stuff in this doc, I need to lock this document
(?)You can't stop me, don't even try, you won't succeed
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Passcode: I will not hesitate to shove you into Bing AI, do not try me
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Carkol (previously Rolycoly)
Ability: Steaqm engine
Carkol, simple, Steam Engine, weakness policy + Pycsh Up = Powerhouse duo.
(Note) this will be in the future as Weakness Policies are, very, very expensive, and one of them can make me go broke twelve times over.
Plans for the future
Get Carkol to evolve to Coalossal. What, you expect me to type in something new?
Note: Carkol has one of the best natures for when it evolves, Calm. It may reduce speed, but who wants Coalossal to be fast? We want it to be a defensive Pokémon, not an offensive one.
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Passcode: I am trying forever, tie is not an option...okay maybe it is.
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Drifloon
Ability: Aftermath
(?)Aftermath, or should I say, the average Ara-[censored]
(Note)I gave you back access to help me with Drifloon page, not to make ISIS jokes
Ah yes, the newest addition to the team, Drifloon, now both Drifloon and Drifblim receptively sucks ass, with Drifloon being so low on NFE it never used and Driblim in ZU, got damn Zero Used tier, a rank below PU, but I believe I can make this work, after all, I am not facing the VGC world champion, they will probably end me with some random Pokémon using the most obscure strategy possible, so now onto the actual strategy, it is quite simple, Shadow ball and Hex STAB, that literally it, Aftermath makes sure my opponent is 100%, certified, dead, or at least very injured, also turns out Aftermath works quite differently from the games, instead of it exploding when it faints from a melee move, it just blows up when it faints, no need for a physical attack, however, the range of the explosion is short, so it's the same either way. I feel bad for saying this, but the most useful thing it could do was blow up.
Plans for the future
Evolve
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Kabu gym fight
Now this is where things get truly hot, pun intended, his team is going to be an ass to deal with, as I am pretty sure, my team is definitely, 100%, not ready, the past two gyms I can do, but fighting Kabu? Without a Dynamax band? I may be insane enough to talk back to my parents, but fighting Kabu gym with underprepared Pokémon and without a Dynamax band? Nope, absolutely not. I update later when I get a Dynamax band
Note: Bruh, the prices increased even more, that competition is my only hope
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Passcode: Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better, somedays though, I do wish it was
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How to approach the future:
Get that Dynamax band, challenge Kabu with an improvised plan, pray that it works, rest, get sidetracked somehow, get new Pokémon, get to Alister, decide what to do next later.
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Passcode: Why do I use quotes as my passcode again?[ Cus u cringe]
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What Pokémon to catch next?
Same thing as before, roam the land and find a random one, it just has to be OU level for me to catch, no way in hell am I Alister with an Eldegoss.
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Yes
Passcode: Oh wait, it was just 1234
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YES
Passcode: He who travels the fastest, travels alone.
Your mom (Porygon)
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I did way worse than shoving Porygon into Bing AI, I shoved him into the coding of the release version of Cyberpunk 2077, let's see how it likes that. Later I hear Porygon playing screaming sound effects.