Hi, back, the updates are getting slower, I think I lost some steam, I also got exams, again, so the updates might be even slower. Also, I need some reviews on how bad this chapter is, I barely had motivation for this chapter
William
Galar, Motostoke
"Is that steam I smell?" I woke up and got off my bed to open the windows 'Oh, It's just people doing their morning commute.' I took a look at the time 'Well, time to do something productive, maybe it is time to keep tabs on those space cultists in Sinnoh.' I took Porygon Pokéball and released them "It's time to commit a federal offence again, Porygon, hack those space cultists for me." Porygon merely nodded and transferred itself to my laptop "Let's see what crimes against humanity they committed, shall we?" Porygon opened the tab that leads to Team Galactic's main page 'Still not yet a terrorist in the eyes of the public, eh, it won't be like that soon.' I searched their main page for a bit, but nothing special about it, it is just like how a normal company would describe themselves "Porygon, commit identity fraud." Porygon hacked into their internal servers and took the identity of a high-ranking member "You choose Mars, not a bad choice." I feel like I am missing something, oh yeah, breakfast "Porygon, go order the most British breakfast possible.' I went back to checking Team Galatic page 'Yup, the normal stick of thinking the world is imperfect and wanting to fix it, seen it all before.' I went deeper into the iceberg 'Raiding a few factories, recruiting more members, committing mur-oh, I did not expect this, plugging the leaks I see.' It seems like Team Galatic has its share of compromised agents and double agents they have to deal with, they also seem to permanently deal with more nosey members of the press 'Well, this is quite tame compared to the Aeather foundation, let's hope reality doesn't collapse on itself.' I was about to dig even deeper but I heard a knock on my door "Hello? This is the order for honey-fried chicken from Cozy Freid Chicken" I went to pick up the food and gave the guy an extra tip 'Huh, I never thought about this, do normal animals exist?' I thought about this for a while 'Meh, Pokémon logic, they just do.' After skipping that philosophical question, I tasted the fried chicken 'Damn, this is good, better than the kernel's finest chicken.' After putting the fried chicken on my desk, I went back to digging into the depths of the iceberg called Team Galatic 'I should mess with them' In hindsight, this was a bad idea, but rickrolling them was too funny of a chance to pass up, I used Porygon to implant the link into the servers and play the video 'Enjoy listening to this for 24 hours' I took another piece of the fried chicken 'What the? There is a chicken wing missing' I looked around the room 'Hmm, Carkol Pokéball is slightly tilted to the left, hmmmmmmm, he must've stolen the chicken.' I went back to eating my fried chicken 'How did he get out of his Pokéball without me hearing it? Questions I'll ask later I guess.' After finishing the fried chicken I hopped off the Team Galatic page and attempted to breach another terrorist group's servers 'This is somewhat worrying, hacking should not be this easy...but then again, the league servers got hacked by a teen, so it might just be common thing that they lack any form of cyber security.' I picked team Plasma next, reason? I got none, it's just the first thing that came to me 'Now, onto the Pokémon rights activist group secretly controlled by a man who wanted to destroy the world or something, I didn't play the Black and White games, I shall now refer to them as how my friends did, the woke.' After hacking into their servers, I used Porygon to rickroll them while I was scrolling through information 'Yup, seems like perfectly sane ideas, uh huh, definitely not highly insane and unethical, putting people who don't believe in their cause on a cross is a perfectly sane thing to do.' Yep, they didn't seem to be far ahead with their plans yet, time to note that down 'You know, I don't think I should hack into Team Flair as they are a body of ocean away from me.' I asked Porygon to check if Team Magma and Team Aqua got their ass handed to them by a 10-year-old yet "YES" Welp, that an evil team down, or two 'Well, there Team Star I guess, I don't really count it as an evil team.' I logged off Team Plasma servers and targeted Penny's laptop 'I feel bad, but, I still think Neomona is better.' I told Porygon to make sure she doesn't log in "Distract her with prank calls or pizza deliveries, I don't care, just make sure you don't grab her IP or something." I took a look at her downloads and documents 'Alright, a few game downloads, mods, some schoolwork, and some ar-god damnit, Penny, did you really have to download this shit, not even in the Pokémon universe I can escape from lewd artwork.' After regretting opening that file, I concluded that she was still in Galar 'Now, got to make sure she doesn't notice any tampering ' When logging out, I made sure to note down anything that could lead to the creation of Team Star, so far she hasn't been bullid too much yet 'Welp, I am not going to poke that mine known as the two professors, not even Porygon can help me survive if they found out I hacked into the servers' After writing everything down in a document, I did as what I always did, watch the meme collection, 89 edition 'I don't understand why my humour is this bad.'
'Hmm, I have a feeling that what I posted will somehow get noticed by the league'
'What time is it now?' I turned to look at the time 'Darn, it eleven already? I guess I should do something productive now.' I loaded up my downloads 'Time for a new episode, what should I post? Hmm...maybe this, this is good, very good' The Oppenheimer trailer, now of course, I am not going to post the movie, but it is going to be a very good troll, even though it is not even April Fools, the chance to troll the internet is one I cannot miss out on doing 'Now, let us see the damage I have wrought...right after I get lunch"
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HistoryArmChair (Verified researcher)
Well, congratulations are in order, I am just stunned that you made it this far, also filming in Unova, eh?
CCC(Verified Researcher)
WHAT? HOW?
FUture_sight(Trusted)
You know, I remember a comment theorising about him making a movie, he was right, the man was so dilutional that it manifested itself into reality, I swear, how do some people predict shit from one sentence
Breaking_Bald
Holy shit! Man cooked so hard that it became real!
Snuff_some_someonegottheusernamefirst
Hand me that pot, maybe I can manifest good grades if I snort enough
Zatwo
Man has the god of time on speed dial
Edit: Just watched the trailer, Kalos got nothing on Galar this time, they got beaten, they are not recovering from this loss
Pokétheory(Verified Researcher)
Imagine this is a joke, it would be a funny one, just a really cruel one too.
Ashisnumba1
Someone stop him from cooking, he going to burn down the kitchen, stop this from becoming a reality!
Imprudent
I'll have to give it to the Galarians this time, they outdid us, Diantha and her director might make good movies, but it gets bland to see the same action movie of a princess and a hero, here, you get to see the moral grey areas of normal life, things aren't all sunshine and rainbow in the real world, also, can't wait for the Kalos movie, I think the made up quotes are hints for future movies.
Galarfan
I have a feeling that Unova is going to get visited by a lot of Galarians this year
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Damn, that shit got popular fast, that might be because the movie fans are being starved of content at the moment, and a promise of a new movie is getting them hyped, I almost feel bad for messing with them, key word, almost 'I am procrastinating am I, I have been doing nothing for the past few days, besides hacking terrorist groups and the government, I should get training, but what do I do though? Hmm...nah, I am going to explore the nearby areas, the invisble wall doesn't exists now' I packed my things up and took my Pokéballs 'Now, time to walk until I find somewhere new to explore' I headed outside of the Pokémon center and went for the nearest exit that wasn't to Route 3 or the Outskirts 'It time to keep some tabs on the chosen one' I turned on my phone 'Let us see here...I see, welp, Magma and Aqua just got fucked over, not surprising, they were fighting the embodiment of unfairness known as plot armour, now, it is just a matter of time before Ash enters the Conference.' Welp, back to checking other random things on the Pokénet "Well, first thing first, I got to check if Cynthia Simps exist" I typed in her name and checked the results "Yup, how about a few other champions?" I typed in their names "Makes sense, Cynthia seems to have the most results though" Welp, simping does in fact still exist, what about memes? I went to check on the Pokénet "Well, there is a small part of the Pokénet that posts memes, but it's more like shit posting than anything else" I decided it would be best to not yet introduce the world to memes yet 'Man, being a Pokémon trainer is a lot less fun than it was described in the games and fanfiction, but maybe I am lucky that I don't have to deal with people trying to kill me 24/7' I stopped walking and sat down 'Forget about exploring somewhere new, that can wait, I guess I'll have to find somewhere comfortable to sit' I found a tree stump to sit on 'The life of a normal college student, one moment you are about to do something productive but then take one good look at your phone and get hooked' I scrolled through this worlds equivalent of YouTube 'It mostly just battles and guides on how to train a certain Pokémon effectively, oh yeah, there is also a video about three people in suits discussing on if they should let Kalos sink to the ground, maybe I should watch that' After watching the video, I just kept scrolling down trying to find any good video 'What you know, Pokémon Masters Ex also exists, maybe this time I can download this game' I downloaded the game 'Let's hope they aren't as greedy as the original game from my world, surely such capitalism would exist in this world' Forutuneatly for me, fate had not decided to cuck me over on my words, that a lot of free draws for a beginner, or something, I am not a huge gacha fan, only interested in a few gacha games 'Welp, I'll log back in tomorrow, it is time to now check the most random thought that comes to mind' I serched up the most batshit insane questions possible 'Yeah...if anyone is looking at my search history, I might get sent to a mental hospital' I had to test the limit of human thought in this universe, thankfully most of the questions I asked did not have answers, I still regret serching up that Blippi incedent 'It's getting dark at this point, I should head back and try to not get attacked by wild Pokémon on the way' I got up and started walking 'Well, I can't get lost this time, all I am doing is backtracking' I went back the way I came from, occasionally checking my phone for diresction 'Sad, I didn't get to train my Pokémon, but there is a time for everything I guess' On the way, I pluged in my earbuds and played some catchy game ost 'There will be a time I get to play the imperial march in a match, one day when I get popular enough it dosen't look edgy' I found myself back in the center of Motostoke 'Well, it is time for dinner and go to sleep'
'It is time for sleep' I got back to my room and placed everything down 'I hope tomorrow is more exciting, the days are starting to blur together' I got on my bed and went to sleep.