MEDIA
An hour after word of All Might's employment at U.A. had reached the press, news crews from across the country rushed to U.A.'s gates. For blocks, the streets were packed with reporters salivating over the slightest taste of newsworthy material.
Yaoyorozu, having caught wind of the media frenzy, invited her classmates into her limo. As her butler drove over people and cameras with reckless abandon, the students of 1-A enjoyed a brunch of cured hams, expensive cheeses, and flavorful fruit preserves with toasted bread slices.
"Too bad Izuku isn't here with us," Ochako said as she crammed as much food into her cheeks as physically possible.
"Yeah, too bad," Momo said. "I couldn't get a hold of him."
"Miss Yaoyorozu," the butler said, "It would be no trouble to swing by his residence." In a low voice, he added, "I'd get to run over more reporters that way."
"No, no need, I imagine he has already made it to school."
"Indeed, you are right Yaoyorozu-san!" Iida shouted. "Such diligence from him, he truly is worthy of the position as vice-president!" He raised his glass of orange juice and said, "To our class representatives! Their diligence serves as an example for all of us!"
Moods lifted by the fine dining and spacious limo, the students echoed "To the reps!"
Meanwhile, Izuku made his own way through the reporters, which involved a fair bit of shoving, trampling, and the odd bite taken out of cameras. Once he reached the gates, reporters latched onto his gray uniform.
"You're a U.A. student, right? What can you tell us about All Might?"
Izuku turned towards the reporters. "All Might is 220cm tall and weighs 255kg. He has blonde hair, blue eyes, and his birthday is July tenth."
"Uh, that's nice and all, but what about-"
"His blood type is A positive," Izuku said, droning on over their protests, "He was born in Tokyo, and he went to U.A. high school, though records of his other primary education aren't publicly available."
"Could you please just tell us-"
"He went to Harvard University, where he earned a bachelor's in accounting. He then started the All Might Agency, situated on Yokohama Street in Tokyo."
Izuku's monotonous lecture droned on for hours, covering every villain he had arrested, every life he had saved, his favorite foods and beverages, and plenty other mundane facts to make eyes glaze over. By the time Izuku mentioned how All Might's Quirk could be inherited and how he had lost a lung five years ago, the reporters and cameramen had all nodded off. Even the cameras and microphones had stopped recording out of sheer boredom.
Once he was done, Izuku walked through the gate and arrived just in time for homeroom.
It was dusk when Shigaraki finally snapped out of his stupor, walked home, and decayed a barstool in a fit of rage when he realized he had forgotten to grab a class schedule.
Kurogiri sighed and warped over to get the schedule.
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