DREAMCEPTION

"Alright class," All Might said as he handed out a pile of papers. "Today, we're having a quiz on the order of priorities in the seven hero work scenarios, basic field medicine, and villain Quirk analysis." All Might consulted his blood-spattered script and added, "You have… three minutes! Wait, that doesn't sound right."

"Three minutes?" Kaminari screeched. "How are we supposed to finish this test in three minutes?"

At the dreaded word, All Might blanched. He sprinted for the nearest window, but metal shutters slammed down over them. Punching as hard as he could, All Might barely made a dent in the barrier sealing him and all of 1-A inside.

"Ooh, having a test, are we?" Nezu crooned over the intercom. "Why didn't you invite me? I love tests!"

All Might pounded on the door. "Aizawa-san, for the love of all that's holy, get the tea!"

"Alright everyone, first question! What is All Might's greatest fear?"

All Might went pale. "No, wait, that's a government secret, you can't tell the students that!"

"Ooh, sounds juicy!" Mina said. "Tell us!"

"Oh no, that wouldn't be any fun, now would it? Guess wrong, and I'll flood the room with them!"

As the class deliberated, Izuku raised his hand. "Lawyers."

Sero grabbed Izuku by the neck and said, "Idiot, you doomed us all! Doomed!"

"That is correct!" Nezu said. "How disappointing, I really wanted to make that happen. You know what? Let's do it anyways!"

All at once, the student desks popped open, and ceiling tiles slid aside. The whole room teemed with lawyers, all pushing and shoving to get closer to All Might and waving around property damage invoices, copyright claims, and cease and desist notices.

"One at a time please, and direct all complaints to my legal department."

"Ooh, let's add reporters to the mix!"

One wall came down to reveal a whole press team, shoving cameras and microphones in All Might's face. Juggling legal paperwork and interview questions, All Might felt the room spin around him as he hyperventilated.

All Might leapt out of bed with a yell. Breathing hard, he looked around his penthouse suite and sighed. "Oh thank god, it was just a dream. Good thing nobody's been stupid enough to say 'test' at school."

A light sprang on, revealing Nezu sitting at a desk. "Yes, that is a shame, isn't it? I do love a good test."

All Might sprang awake from behind the teaching podium at school. He looked around at a room full of concerned 1-A student faces, then down at the cold, breezy sensation around his legs.

"Another dream?" All Might asked. "At least it could be more original than the missing pants bit."

"Uh, sir? Have you been sleeping well?"

"I should think so, since I'm still dreaming. If you don't mind, I'll wake myself up before this gets any more awkward."

All Might pinched himself. Nothing happened.

Yaoyorozu took out her phone and said, "I'll order you some pants."

497

This is why you should always get eight hours of sleep every night.