THE NON-CANONICAL MISADVENTURES OF OFA

Nana Shimura and the other shades watched as Toshinori passed his hair on to the next holder.

"A bit on the scrawny side, isn't he?" Daigoro asked.

"Toshinori was too," Nana pointed out, "And look how he turned out."

"Well, it's not like All for One's around anymore," En pointed out. "Toshinori could give this Quirk to a cat for all that it matters."

"Uh, guys?" Hikage stared nervously out the window. "My Quirk's flaring up."

Before anyone could ask what that meant, Izuku's jaws clamped over the golden strand of hair. Fire engulfed them, even setting the Quirk-space on fire. The shades yelped and smacked the flames off their costumes, while Yoichi cranked every faucet he could find until water spilled over the flames.

"So, that happened," Yoichi said dryly. "Maybe it has something to do with the kid's Quirk?"

"Yeah, maybe." Nana looked out the viewport. "Uh, is that a computer alert?"

Hikage smacked his head on the table. "Oh great, it got worse."

With no small amount of trepidation, Nana approached the floating computer prompt. She read, " is not an authorized program. Please insert password for administrative access. Guys? Any ideas?"

Banjo cracked his knuckles. "Step aside, I'm a master at this. Let's see… password. There!"

A red X flashed across the screen. "Password denied. Two attempts remaining."

"A tricky one, huh? Well how about password1?"

The red X appeared again. Banjo scratched his head. "Huh, that one almost always works. Maybe they had to use one of those weird symbols?"

Banjo reached for it again, but all the other shades dogpiled him. Once they got him tied firmly to a chair, the other shades gathered around the screen.

"We only have one guess left, no clues, and no idea what happens if we get it wrong. We can't screw this up. Hikage, you can use your Danger Sense to tell if we're going to make a mistake, right?"

Hikage nodded. "Yep, that password you're putting is definitely wrong."

"But I'm not-" Yoichi yelped and grabbed for the black tendril as Banjo used Blackwhip to hit enter. "password! is never wrong!"

A green checkmark flashed on the screen. Everyone gaped at it, while Banjo cackled in his seat. "See? Told you guys!"

The green checkmark turned into a red X. A computer prompt said, "Really? password!? You must be the worst hacker I've ever met. Get pwned, noob. Antivirus mode activated."

Digital chains materialized and wrapped up every shade. Everyone glowered at Banjo. "Drat," he said. "It must've been password ."

"Touch that screen again and I'm locking you in the bank vault."

"Shutting up."

A prompt flashed on the screen. "Ejecting unrecognized software. Try it again and I will destroy you."

A tiny mote of OfA drifted through the air and landed on a cat. The cat licked it up, and all the Quirk-space furniture turned into cat beds and scratching posts.

Everyone glared at En. "You just had to say it, didn't you?"

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Izuku on Norton Antivirus: ID please

Nana passes a napkin with a smiley scribbled on it

Izuku on Norton Antivirus: checks out, come on in

Izuku suplexes All for One into the sun and cures all the cancer

Be like Izuku. Get Norton Antivirus so all the unrecognized software can access your harddrive and give you superpowers.