Hello. Here is the latest chapter of my Captain Underpants and Loud House crossover. Before we get to this chapter, I'd like to use this time to answer some questsions in some of the reviews. jtdperry, you asked if the Louds will see if Lincoln's not bad luck. Well, if you saw in the first chapter, this is actually the first of a series of crossovers between the two franchises. This is going to be the first of a trilogy. My plans is that it probably won't be until story 3 that Louds finally stop being stupid and see Lincoln's not bad luck. Ice, the suit will get destroyed soon. It won't be in this chapter, but it will be destroyed. Nicholas, as for if the students of Royal Woods will be begging George and Harold to stay? You'll just have to read and see. Anyway, onto the next chapter.

Chapter 6: George and Harold Meet Lincoln

The one who called for help was Lincoln Loud. He and his best friend, Clyde were cornered at an alleyway by a group of angry kids. They were being led by Chandler McCann, Lincoln's bully. "Your little sister, Lisa has gone out of town and she didn't tell us ahead of time!" said Boy #1.

"It's obviously your fault since this isn't the first time you cause things to fall apart without her!" said Girl #1.

"I didn't do it! She chose to go on the student exchange program on her own free will! I had nothing to do with it!" said Lincoln.

"My friend is innocent!" said Clyde.

"You are a liar. You'll do anything to get away from your sisters," said Boy #2.

"Or more likely you caused her to run away due to your bad luck," said Chandler.

"Why are you even with them? You don't depend on Lisa," said Clyde.

"I joined if it means getting a chance to putting Larry in his place," said Chandler.

"It's Lincoln! LINCOLN!" yelled Lincoln.

"Shut up, you jinx!" said Girl #2. George and Harold were watching from the bushes. They were horrified at Lincoln's treatment. Suddenly, some of the kids grabbed both Lincoln and Clyde, restraining them.

"Let us go!" cried Lincoln.

"Not until we make an example of you," said Chandler smugly. He grabbed a bunch of nearby acorns. "Force Larry's mouth open," said Chandler. A some of the kids did that. "Since you've been forced to wear a squirrel suit, time for you to eat your nuts," said Chandler. Clyde gasped, along with George and Harold.

"No! You can't! You'll cause him to break his teeth!" cried Clyde.

"That's the idea," said Chandler as he walked toward Lincoln. "And make sure he eats every bite," said Chandler. Lincoln and Clyde struggled to break free of the kids' grips, but it was no good. Finally having enough, George and Harold took action. Harold threw what looked like a water balloon. The water balloon hit Chandler and exploded into green goop. He yelped as he got hit. This caused him to drop the acorns. "What the?!" asked Chandler. Suddenly, more goop balloons were thrown. They hit not just Chandler, but the other kids too. They were forced to let go of Lincoln and Clyde as a result. George and Harold continued to throw goop balloons at Chandler and the kids.

"Let's get out of here!" said Girl #2. And the kids began to flee.

"Wait for me!" cried Chandler. And he fled along with the other kids. Lincoln and Clyde were surprised at what had just happened.

"Who threw those?" asked Lincoln.

"We did," said George as he and Harold stepped out of the bushes. Lincoln and Clyde recognized them since they saw them on TV.

"I don't believe it! You're George Beard and Harold Hutchins!" said Lincoln.

"You know who we are?" asked Harold.

"Yes. We see you on that TV show, Pranksters' Pick. Your pranks have been featured more than the others," said Clyde.

"Ah, that show," said Harold.

"I'm big fans of yours. You're the funniest pranksters on the planet. Can I have your autographs?" asked Clyde, taking out pens and paper.

"Sure," said both boys. And they did the task.

"Why were they picking on you two anyway?" asked George.

"Those jerks were blaming me for my sister, Lisa going on the student exchange program," said Lincoln.

"Why would they do that?" asked Harold.

"Lisa is smart for a 4 year old girl. It seems that if she's not helping out using her intellect, things fall apart. It happened once when I convinced her to act normal. And people were unfairly blaming me for it. And now, they're blaming me for Lisa going away alongside Luan. If anything, they should be blaming Luan, not me!" said Lincoln.

"What does this Luan have to do with this?" asked Harold.

"'Cause the truth is, Luan is a middle schooler. The student exchange program was only allowing elementary school students. But she blackmailed my family and the teachers to get a spot cause she wants to outdo you in pranks," said Lincoln.

"Uh-oh," said George.

"That's not good," said Harold.

"The world's always picking on me, especially my own family," said Lincoln.

"What?!" asked George.

"Whenever my sisters do something bad, I'm always being used as a scapegoat or being dragged into their stupid conflicts. Like the time two of my sisters, Lori and Leni initiated an unfair and stupid sister fight protocol. I kept getting booted out of various rooms and activities because they were designated areas for the two quarrel sisters to be away from each other, including the bathroom. They even took my bedsheets and pillows to use as dividing lines in the cool down rooms," said Lincoln.

"You can't ban people from using certain rooms for petty reasons like that!" said George.

"That's so messed up!" said Harold.

"And you know what's the worse thing, everybody including Lori's boyfriend, Bobby knew about the sister protocol and never told me. And you know what's they're excuse?! They said it was a sister thing! So how come is it that Bobby, a boy gets to know about it and not me!" said Lincoln.

"So what did you about it?" asked Harold.

"Since I was banned from the bathroom, before I left to stay at Clyde's house for the night, I took a dump on both Lori and Leni's beds. And from what I heard, Lori and Leni blamed each other for it and they still have no idea it was me!" said Lincoln. George and Harold laughed hearing this.

"Oh man, that was total sick!" said Harold.

"But funny!" said George.

"Even so, my treatment still didn't change. And it got worse before student exchange program. One day, Lynn Jr. forced me to come see one of her softball games when I just wanted free time for himself. She was part of the team known as the Royal Woods Squirrels. When I wouldn't come, she threatened to hit me with her bat. So I had to come. When Lynn lost the game, she accused me of being bad loud. I thought I could lie that I am bad luck to get out of spending time with his sisters so he can I do my own stuff. Unfortunately, I was kicked out of the house and all my stuff was sold," said Lincoln. George and Harold gasped hearing this. "Determined to prove I wasn't bad luck, I snuck into Lynn's next game disguised as the mascot of the Royal Woods Squirrels. Unfortunately, my family believed that I was only good luck when I'm wearing the squirrel suit. So now, I have to wear the mascot suit whenever I'm near them. If I took off the suit, I would be kicked out again," said Lincoln.

"That's terrible," said George.

"Didn't your parents do anything?" asked Harold.

"That's the thing! My parents always side with my sisters and not me! It's blasted favoritism!" said Lincoln.

"If Lisa was a real science whiz, she should've used her smarts to discredit Lynn's claims of you being bad luck. After all science and superstitions never mix," said Harold.

"When it comes to Lynn, she makes sure that she's always right when trying to prove something, even when it comes to her own family," said Lincoln.

"Stinkoln, where are you?! I need you to get into the squirrel suit cause I'm about to do another softball game!" called Lynn Jr. from a distance.

"I'm coming!" called Lincoln. He walked away sadly, leaving George, Harold and Clyde. Clyde left shortly as well. Whatever shock that George and Harold had felt, hearing the mistreatment of Lincoln, quickly turned into anger. George and Harold decided to trail Lincoln in order to see the bad treatment that he gets for themselves for the rest of the day. They saw how he was forced to wear the squirrel suit against his will at the softball game. They refused to let him take it off if he needed to eat or drink or use the bathroom. Heck, Lynn Jr. wouldn't let her teammates go to the bathroom either. As she said, they can't go number two until they're number one. But the horrors they witnessed didn't end there. They continued to spy on Lincoln when the Louds went home. It seemed the only time he was only allowed to take off the suit was either in the privacy of his own room or if he's forced to stay outside if he refuses to put it on. George and Harold got angrier and angrier the more they watched Lincoln's bad treatment. By the time they returned to their respective guest homes, they were downright FURIOUS! They met at the treehouse at the home of George's uncle.

"Now I see why my parents warned me about the Louds. They're not just crazy, they're darn psychopaths!" said Harold.

"And Lincoln has to go through all that almost everyday! I can't believe I'm saying this, they're worse than Mr. Krupp!" said George.

"This family supports itself they say. Ha! Then where's Lincoln's support. They practically treat him as a slave, not a family member! THEY TURNED HIM INTO A GOOD LUCK WITH NO FREE WILL!" yelled Harold, who was red in the face at this point.

"Tomorrow, throughout our stay, we're gonna teach Lincoln's family and everybody else who pick on him some lessons, starting with Lynn Jr.," said George.

"How are we gonna do it?" asked Harold. George grinned as he started to get an idea.

"Lynn Jr. has another softball game tomorrow after church. So, I say, let's prove to her that bad things can still happen even if Lincoln is wearing that stupid suit. And we'll do it the way we know best," said George.

"Yeah! The George and Harold prank way!" said Harold.

Well, George and Harold have met Lincoln and learn about his treatment by everybody including his family. And they're pretty furious about it. So throughout their stay, they're gonna pull some pranks on all of Lincoln's tormentors to punish them, starting with Lynn Jr., next chapter.