Chapter 4: Fool's mate
When the map loads, Quandale, the pro action spy, the pro soldier, and the hoovy find themselves as blu with two notices. *Arena mode active, capture all the control points to win, 10 min timer, 3, 2, 1* From the start a pair of botted medic soldier duos fire at them. The spy cloaks and appears behind them, killing them with a backstab. Coast now clear, the squad caps the point. "As you know, the first point of all Dustbowl maps are impossible to capture, so I blame the horrible map design like Waterloo for this untimely setback, but I, the cheating ai, Napoleon will take over the world and this won't stop me."
Quandale sets down his sentry gun on the ridge to see dispensers generating ghost scouts. It was a good thing that scouts die to sentry guns. That's another point claimed. "This will be the last time I listen to my incompetent generals, for now on, you will face the unrivaled unmatched power of me, the Great Napoleon!"
The second map's first point was oddly empty, with a singular sentry on a roof that their soldier cleared with no difficulty. It was then that the soldier realized that it was a trap as he got blasted by the entirety of Napoleon's artillery forces. When they tried to save him, he was dead, and the artillery had left. Though they lost one, they had one final map to capture. First point, dead silence. They finally saw the point of the buildup.
They were immediately flanked by Napoleon's botted spies and scouts. They had no time to react as a barrage of roller bombs and a hail of rockets from the sky rained down. Quandale used his first use of time stop to move them to the ledge near the point. That was when the spinning snipers, the perfect aim brass beast heavies, and the level 4 sentries showed themselves. Quandale and the Pro action spy looked at each other. Quandale uses his second use to slow down time as they both walk on bullets, stomp snipers, sap sentries, and hammered the heavies to the ground, but then they found themselves cornered at red spawn. They were ready to make a last stand, but the hoovy captured the point.
"Preposterous, impossible, INCONCEIVABLE, me, the great Napoleon, bested by these troglodytes?! Hehe, you didn't see it, didn't you? This game is what all games are meant to be, an escape from life, a Diversion. While you were distracted, I gathered the power from all of the tf2 players' accounts I gained access from." Everyone froze in place. "Don't you see it, it may seem like you are running a 24 karat of bad luck, but truth is, (aims revolver at spy) the game was rigged from the sta-" One thing that he didn't plan for was Quandale being immune to his powers of freezing the game. He then got backhanded by a crit wrench. "Oh, I see, you wish to challenge me, the great Napoleon, conqueror of continents, well I accept. The world then became polygonal, as the cheating ai Napoleon readied his eternal reward for Quandale.