Chapter 64 Saw Trouble
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Rai was walking towards his theater and said: "Well better get ready for the show."
"Hey Rai." He saw Trixie go up to him.
"Oh hey Trixie, do you need something?" He asked.
"Your going to make a show today?" She asked.
"Yes." He got confused.
"I was wondering if I can be a special guest." She said.
He blinks and thinks about it. "Yeah sure."
"Yes!" She cheers.
Later at the show.
Yoshino was at the front seats as many came to see the show.
Kermit then came out. "It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest Trixie." He cheers.
"What?!" The girls of the mane 6 got surprised.
"No fair." Rainbow Dash crosses her arms.
They started the intro song.
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight
It's time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight
The old man watched.
"Why do we always come here?" Statler said.
"I guess we'll never know." Waldfor
"It's like a kind of torture." Statler said.
"To have to watch the show." Waldfor said.
But now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show
Kermit goes to introduce the first act. "Today will be Fozzie and his juggle jokes."
The curtain opens revealing Fozzie juggling books.
"Hey ever heard the time..." He reads the books as he juggles. "When a snail raced... The eagle... He had one moment of victory... He slimed it."
He laughs but that made him lose focus as the books all came crashing down on him.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Fozzie got hit many times.
"Ouch, that's gotta hurt." Twilight said.
Fozzie got up and said: "Hey ever heard the..." He got dizzy but a cane came dragging him away as they clapped.
Back stage Kermit and Scooter were talking to Rai.
"We still have a 10min hole to fill." Scooter said.
"What do you think Rai?" Kermit said.
"Well Trixie has been asking me to let her show of her "sawing in half trick"." Rai said.
Gonzo walks over excitedly after overhearing their conversation.
"Ooh can I be her assistant, I love magic."
Scooter and Kermit got nervous hearing that.
"Um… how well has she practiced?" Kermit asked.
"Her success rate is around 60% with a hand saw… but less than 10% with a chainsaw." Rai told them.
Scooter and Kermit get more nervous, but Gonzo gets even more excited.
"I like those odds! Tell her she doesn't have to worry about finding a chainsaw on time. She can borrow one of mine." He said making the three worried.
"Well either way time for her actual number Fabulous." He said.
Piggy came. "Did I hear that right, she's doing something called Fabulous?"
"Yes, it's a song." Rai said.
"Well... I'm going to be in that song since no way i'm skipping it." She runs off to her dressing room.
Kermit facepalms.
"Don't worry boss, we didn't have the back up girls ready." Scooter said.
"Let's hope this will be well." Kermit said.
"Now I gotta find my chainsaw." Gonzo runs off and they got worried again.
Later
Trixie's first show started and she's sitting at a sunlounger with her friends along with Piggy and a few Muppet girls.
(Insert Fabulous here along with the same dance routine.)
Its out with the old and in with the new,
Goodbye clouds of Gray, hello skies of blue
A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa
Endless days in my chaise
The whole world according to moi
"Excuse Me," She looks down at the Rowlf and he plays a note.
"Thank You." She smiles.
Iced tea imported from England,
A lifeguard passes by.
Lifeguards imported from Spain,
Towels imported from Turkey,
Chef then goes off showing a dish.
Turkey imported from Maine,
We're gonna relax and renew,
You, go, do!
She sends the other two away.
I want fabulous,
That is my simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
She passes by the group.
I need something inspiring to help me get along,
I need a little fabulous is that so wrong?
Fetch me my jimmy choo flip flops,
Where is my pink prada tote?
I need my tiffany hair band,
And then I can go for a float.
A summer like never before
I want more!
She wants fabulous,
That is her simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
She needs something inspiring to help her get along,
She needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?
Fabulous pool, (yo) fabulous splash,
Fabulous parties even fabulous trash,
Fabulous fashion, (no) fabulous bling,
She's got to have fabulous everything.
Nothing to Discuss
Everything's got to be perfect for me
She wants fabulous,
That is her simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
She needs something inspiring to help her get along,
She needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?
This won't do, that's a bore,
That's insulting, I need more!
I need, I need,
I need, I need,
I need, I need
I need fabulous (I want fabulous)
Fabulous hair, fabulous style,
Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile.
Oh, I like what I see,
I like it a lot
Is this absolutely fabulous?
Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous?
Absolutely... not!
They clapped and the mane grunted.
"Still the same." Applejack said.
"You know she's now the best one out of them." Waldfor said.
"Yeah, because she doesn't stink." Statler said.
Trixie came back to backstage and said: "They loved me."
"Yeah good job Trixie." Kermit said.
"Thanks. Hey Gonzo said I can do my magic act too." Trixie said.
"Oh... Uh... Yeah." Kermit said.
"That's great, now I gonna need to rest." She goes to her dressing room.
Kermit and Rai looked at each other and Kermit said: "We need to make sure Gonzo survives!"
"Right!" Rai said and they ran.
Yoshino then saw the next show was the Flying Zucchini Brothers as they loaded one of they're own inside of a cannon.
"Now up and go." They fired him and he goes to another cannon before he got fired too.
"Wow, they're going at it." Yoshinon said.
"Yes." She nodded.
They ducked as the brother crashes through a empty seat.
"Oh." He got up and runs back to the stage.
"Well they're having fun." Yoshinon said.
Rai was looking at Trixie as she was holding a Chainsaw and revs it up.
"Hey Trixie, did you train more using that?" Rai asked.
"I did cut a box using logs." Trixie said.
"How did it go?" He said.
"They got cut in half." She said making Rai gulp as he runs off.
A news reporter muppet was next.
"This just in, a plane filled with sports equipament has had a accident among with many golf balls." golf balls rained down on him. "Tennis balls." Some fell down too.
He looks up and said: "That was strange and also a bowling ball." He got hit in the head making him dizzy. "And that's today news." he falls down.
Sonata laughs. "They're so funny."
Kermit came out looking nervous. "And now today final part is Trixie and her sawing in half trick."
The curtain opens and they saw Trixie wearing a magician's outfit with Gonzo inside a box.
"Oh no." Rainbow Dash said with the girls scared.
"He's going to get cut in half!" Pinkie said.
Trixie takes out the Chainsaw. "Ready?"
"You bet." He said.
She gets ready but then remembers something. "Oh wait." She puts goggles on Gonzo and herself. "Safety first."
"Oh good point." Gonzo said.
She starts up the chainsaw making many gasp.
Rai got scared and goes under the stage.
She starts to cut the box and goes down to the other side.
She then stops the chainsaw and puts it down, they waited and she moves the box in two.
"Ta da!" She said and they clapped.
She puts him back together and Gonzo came out just fine. "Hey i'm fine."
"Yeah." She smiles.
Kermit takes a deep sigh and Rai came. "Looks like you did it."
Rai nodded and they went out.
"Well that's it for today thank you all so much for coming." Kermit said as they waved.
Yoshino had her eyes closed before she saw Gonzo was okay.
"The show is over." She said.
"You should have seen it." Yoshinon said.
"But it was so scary." She frowns.
She still enjoyed the show just that last part scared her of seeing Gonzo in trouble.
Note: Here's the next Muppet Show with Trixie as a guest star, with her getting to saw Gonzo in half.