Guess whose back, Batman!
Rolling along the roads entering Gotham City, Wayde and Gwen were in a Van with a X spray painted on the sides with Deadpool's Signature below, Gwen had given him an odd look as he spoke to himself quietly after they kept driving again, Gwen oddly enough found him talking to himself quietly adorable, especially when he got them both food to eat on the halfway point from New York to Gotham, which by the way had taken two days to do, with Gwen offering to drive so Wayde could sleep, which he kindly refused with a flirt of her needing to keep her pretty face fresh.
Which left her blushing before she got control of herself, chalking it up to the little gift her own saviour gave Wayde.
Staring up at the gothic design to Gotham, Gwen spoke with a deadpan.
"I see why it's called Gotham, looks like a goths wet dream" getting a laugh from Wayde as he followed the speed limit before he parked near the Parking lot of the GCPD.
Reaching behind his lower back, Gwen blinked as he put on his Deadpool mask.
"Wait, what are you doing?" giving her beautiful face a look, Wayde spoke like it was about the weather.
"I escaped going to the looney bin in this city and they forgot to take the mask off, I'm hiding my new face so I can have a separate life outside of being a sexy badass, now you can wait your sexy bad ass here" closing the door to the van, he tossed the keys in for Gwen to catch them with her face red as a tomato.
Approaching the Parking lot of the GCPD, Deadpool followed to Wayde's right as they stared at the fence before them.
"So, how we doin' this, climb in stealthy or going through the front door gun ho?" looking over the fence with a studious eye, Wayde went to speak if not for a web strand to attach to his right foot before being pulled up by Spider-woman who gave him a smile through her mask, staring at one another, Wayde spoke and a tired voice.
"I completely forgot you have spider powers" getting an amused giggle from her as they lowered to the ground, Wayde flipped into his feet while Gwen landed with grace.
"So do you know where they're keeping your car?" giving her a raised eyebrow, Wayde spoke as Deadpool sat inside a police cruiser in a Cop version of his red and black suit.
"Most likely keeping it in the Suspect lot, connects to the suspects loot locker or what they call evidence storage" giving Deadpool a look, Wayde turned to Gwen with a nod.
"The Evidence storage is our first look" getting a nod from Gwen she followed beside Wayde with an eye on the rooftops after being told what Batman was, Wayde gave her butt a playful slap that made her blush as Wayde spoke.
"Don't worry, the trust fund kid is busy hunting another of his rogues, we're in the clear of being spotted for now" approaching the door to the warehouse, Wayde gave the lock a look before looking for a silent alarm, finding one connected he carefully with the help of Gwen, disconnected it, allowing him to kick the door open to show a Garage inside with Large boxes at the back.
Staring at the sight of a Lamborghini with a Deadpool themed paintjob, Wayde approached the vehicle with a silent air of excitement while Gwen gawked as it was shown to have been tricked out for Rally Racing, full front bumper and everything.
"Why is it tricked out like a rally car?" giving her a look, Wayde was knelt at the front wiping dirt off the hood.
"I have my hobbies" shrugging a she went back to cleaning his right, he went to open the door before hitting the first dilemma…
"Fuck" looking in his pockets at a lack of keys, Wayde sighed as he smacked his masked face while Gwen approached his side with a deadpan.
"You forgot they took your keys, didn't you?" nodding to her question with a sigh, Wayde spoke while looking to the large evidence boxes further in the warehouse.
"I'm forgetting a lot of things" moving to the officers posted in the small room, Wayde peeked through the window to see the cop on duty snoozing with a radio playing.
Looking to a safe labelled Keys, Wayde stepped in to open it quietly, opening the safe after a few attempts on the lock, he gave a grin as he spotted his car keys.
Taking them while closing it quietly, Wayde made it out the booth before ducking as another cop entered with a yawn.
"Hey Steve, wake up, we got another one for Lock up" getting a snort from the now named Steve, the old man sat up with a mouth of gibberish.
"What was that?" staring at the younger cop, the man spoke.
"We need a cell prepped for Harley Quinn, Batman caught her torching one of Jokers old Hideouts" raising an eyebrow at the turn of events, Wayde blinked as a memory from this body sprouted out, a memory of Wayde and a younger Blonde bombshell eating lunch in a café, before leading to them kissing.
Blinking his eyes into focus, Wayde listened intently.
"When's Batman due to be here?"
"Five minutes, you know how the Dark knight is, he wants to keep her off the streets to keep people safe from her mood swings" getting a grumble from Steve, Wayde was left crouched with a plan forming in his head before turning to Gwen as she quietly lowered down from her hiding spot.
"Wayde, what's the plan?" looking up to her before looking to his car, Wayde spoke while tossing the keys to her.
"One more thing before we go, help me loot everything here to put it in the back of my ride, not too big but useful enough to help us escape the Batman" leaving Gwen standing in place, she quickly followed after him with alarm.
"Why would we run from the Batman?" giving her a look, Wayde lifted up a Mini-gun from a crate.
"Eh, I'm planning to prison break an old friend" leaving Gwen as she easily picked up a comically large Sledgehammer, she held a Green question mark trophy.
"Who even uses this stuff?" shoving them into the car, she went to speak again but noticed Wayde had dipped.
"Oh that is so not Cool, Wayde!"
Stepping into the GCPD with a Hand-cuffed Harleen Quinzel in his left hands grip, sporting the complexion of bleached white skin and blue eyes with an athletic build from her time as an acrobatic with long blonde hair, usually in a pigtails style, she followed with a bored expression as Batgirl followed with a neutral expression.
"Why am I even here B-man, I've done nothing wrong this time?" speaking with a Brooklyn accent, Batman ignored her as he dragged her to the holding cells within the GCPD, Detective Bullock watching with a tired look while Gordon sat in his office doing paperwork.
Giving the trio a look as they passed to the Lock up, they failed to notice a certain Reincarnated Merc following from above.
"Your unstable Quinn, even without the Joker you're a danger to anyone" guiding her into the cell, Harley Quinn gave him a bored look.
"All you have to do is tell me who tried to kill the Joker, I already know they tricked a Rookie to doing the deed" seeing Batman stare at her, a voice spoke from the cell beside her.
Turning the sight of Catwoman aka Selina Kyle in her own cell specially made for her, giving Batman a small glare during the whole time.
"The one to try was Deadpool, didn't even get paid to do it" seeing Harley smile at her presence, the blonde spoke.
"Selina, good to see you, how long have ya been in 'ere?" getting a small smile from the thief she spoke.
"About an hour, stole some stuff Penguin wanted to use as Blackmail but Batman here didn't even give me a chance to explain myself"
"You were caught stealing Selina, you know that wasn't part of our deal" getting a roll of her eyes, Batgirl gave a look of sympathy which was ignored as Deadpool expertly climbed over the four with Selina hiding her reaction to spotting him.
"So who else are you gonna lock up in here, Ivy?" getting a stern look from Batman, he turned and left without a second word, leaving Barbara to whisper to the two.
"Sorry about him, he hasn't been the same since the Joker was killed" getting a snort from Selina, Batgirl followed after Batman.
After waiting for half an hour, Deadpool dropped down with the two staring at him as he brought out a Sword he looted from Storage.
"Hey sexy babes, who wants to participate in a quiet prison Break?" seeing the two share a look, Harley turned to Deadpool in alarming recognition.
"Wayde, is that you?" turning to Harley as her eyes began watering, Wayde spoke while quickly taking his mask off of his face slightly.
"Hey Harley, been a while" pulling the mask back down before she could say anything, Wayde swung the sword on the bars, wincing as the sword vibrated slightly, he quickly swung again with the bars falling, catching them as quietly as he could, Wayde set them down with Harley stepping forward to pull the mask up to kiss him, pulling her away, Wayde stared into her eyes before kissing her again before moving to Selina's cell, stabbing thesword slightly, Selina spoke with a sigh.
"Don't bother, this cell was designed to keep even Kryptonians in or out" giving her a look, she added more with her hands cuffed to the Chair.
"Even had the audacity to cuff me in a cell" looking around for anything useful, he looked up to see vents leading outside, climbing up to see Hooks welded onto the cell from installation, Wayde peeked through the vents to see the outside Parking lot… grinning widely at an idea forming, Wayde spoke to Selina who blinked.
"How heavy is this cell?"
Minutes later
Hooking the top of the cell with Hooks Gwen fed through the opening after Harley snuck to the warehouse, Wayde and Selina were remaining quiet as the Police in the main room kept themselves busy as the night went on, Wayde had kept an eye on the clock, Wayde had Gwen in the driver seat while Harley and himself clung to the top of the Cell.
Counting down with the watch on his left wrist, Wayde spoke loudly with Gwen revving the Car.
"PULL IT!" lurching back as the Cell cracked through two layers of Concrete and wood, Selina fell out of her seat as Wayde and Harley held on, the sword he stole still in his grip, Wayde held Harley protectively as Gwen took a sharp turn, the Cell barely missing the building as it slid on the road, Harley and Wayde shared a look before laughing like lunatics before Harley brought him into a deep kiss.
Balancing through Traffic with Wayde cheering for Gwen who sped up over a bridge, Wayde frowned at hearing sirens and gunfire, he turned around in confusion before he got a bullet to the head, leaving Harley screaming his name before he yanked her down to avoid getting shot herself, he dug the bullet from his right eye socket with a glare as he stood up, looking to who were chasing them, Wayde noticed they were police mixed in with cars with half grey and half black paint cutting through the middle of them.
"Hey Miss Puss who exactly did you piss off tonight?"
Giving him a look from her position, Selina spoke worriedly.
"About half of Batman's Rogues gallery" staring at her with wide eyes, Wayde went to speak if not for the Batmobile to make an appearance, fast approaching with Wayde seeing the man himself glaring inside the car, he gave a wave before his hand got shot, making him wave off the stinging pain as it healed.
Turning to the car, Wayde yelled to Gwen over the sounds echoing over the bridge.
"GWEN, PUNCH IT!" looking back as she went to do so, Wayde's eyes widened as an RPG fired at them from the Two face car.
"HEADS UP!" Grabbing Harley as the Hooks connected to Selina's Cell snapped upon getting hit with the missile, the three were sent into the air with Selina's Cell flying off the Bridge to the waters below.
Landing with his arms hugging Harley protectively, Wayde and her landed out of sight of Batman who ejected himself to dive down to the Cell, Wayde heard gunfire and screams from the police far down the road, he got up quickly to look over the edge, spotting Batman trying to open the cell, Selina he could barely hear over the growing gunfire.
"Come on Bruce, save her!" growling as the Cell began to sink slowly, Wayde looked down the street as more gunfire echoed, Wayde looked down while removing his new Deadpool Jacket to give it to Harley.
Spotting Batman leaving the Cell to sink, Wayde glared as he dived without hesitation.
Selina's cell moments before Batman left.
Giving a groan as her back impacted the water of the Gotham river, Selina blinked as Batman tried to open the cell, with great effort showing no effect as she sprung up in alarm, feeling her cuffs still on her wrists, she spoke in panic as water began flooding the cell.
"Bruce?" looking up to Batman as he began to slowly bend the door, the emergency locks kicked in with a green glow radiating from the bars, scowling as he began inputting codes, Batman's eyes looked up to the sound of gunfire on the bridge, he looked down to Selina who shook her head in denial.
"Bruce, don't leave me, Bruce!?" spurring him to enter the codes again, an explosion above made the two look up as a cloud bloomed over the edge of the bridge where a car fell on fire, Batman turned to look down at Selina whose eyes widened as he shook his head in regret.
"I'm Sorry Selina" shaking her head as he stood up from the lock to fire a grappling hook, Selina watched helplessly as the Dark Knight left to aid the GCPD.
"He left me?" staring up as water reached her knees, Selina failed to notice Wayde sink into the water beside her cell as she fell to her knees.
"He just left me" Shedding tears from her eyes as Wayde held the Sword of Ra's Al Ghul, Wayde Stabbed the Cell with the sword thankfully easily cutting through the specially made glass, dragging it upward, he began cutting an entry way as the water finally entered the Cell, Selina's eyes were wide in terror as Wayde tried to punch the severed glass out of his way, Wayde spared the thief a glance as she tried to free her hands, Wayde made headway as he entered her cell as Selina began panicking, he freed her hands as she began passing out, Wayde ignored the water entering his own lungs in favour of getting Selina out.
Gasping for breath with Selina in his right hand, Wayde spat water out through his mouth and nostrils, he began swimming to shore with Harley moving to his car where Gwen waited nervously.
"Head to the shores, we can pick up Wayde there" giving a nod, the younger woman shifted gears before speeding off, leaving Batman distracted by the thugs as Police laid bleeding out before Batgirl and Robin arrived to help him.
Tossing Selina onto the beach floor as she remained unconscious and unresponsive, Wayde removed his mask to begin CPR, ripping Selina's cat suit open to show her drenched lacey bra to the world, Wayde ignored it to pump her lungs.
"Come on" taking a deep breath to force it into her mouth, Wayde kept up the pumping as Gwen and Harley arrived, Harley rushing to them with wide eyes in worry for her friend, Wayde began to grow panicked before Selina gave a weak cough as Water spilled from her mouth, Wayde set her on her side to let the water drained from her body as she coughed, she looked forward in confusion before looking to Wayde who smiled in relief, leaving Selina staring at his face as her heart fluttered at his smile.
"Thank you" getting a laugh from Wayde, he gave her shoulders a pat as he laid on his back.
"No problem"