Where the Hell Am I?
The God of Perverts: Welcome to the first Prayer my Son, may you be showered with the heavenly thighs of MIruko
Sitting within a Grey Room with his hands cuffed, Wayde let out a sigh as his mask sat before him on the table, the cuffs held to the table with a Small silver chain, the young man let out another sigh while leaning back, looking to the large mirror to his right, Wayde looked to the camera in the corner before he leaned his head back with his eyes closed.
Flexing his hands while grabbing his right hand, he barely flinched as he broke his hand to free himself, pulling his hand out before flicking it, the bons rearranged themselves back with him giving a testing of his fingers, Wayde went to break his other hand before sitting up at the door opening, covering the Cuff and his other wrist, Wayde stared at the sight of two men and the thigh goddess following them.
The first guy possessed a slender and tall build, pale-skin with messy, shoulder-length black hair that partially hung in front of his face and half-opened black eyes, the man had a worn out appearance with the case of Insomnia. His attire was that of a baggy black outfit that consisted of a long-sleeved shirt with matching pants that tucked into his boots. He also wore a utility belt and a Silver scarf that wrapped around his neck like some cone.
Turning to the other guy who sported a Cop Aura about him, his appearance tall man with short, black hair and somewhat rectangular black eyes. He wore a mere detective attire with a side arm holstered. Giving it a look, Wayde noticed it looking recently cleaned. Looking up to the two guys as they sat down across from Wayde, his eyes turned to The Heroine he first met, Miruko.
Looking back to the two guys, silence followed until the tired guy spoke.
"First off, MY name is Tsukauchi Naomasa, with me is the Hero Eraser Head, even if you try to do anything he will take you down before you can even try alongside him is the Heroine Miruko. Now I'd usually list off on the laws we have here, such as the Illegal possession of firearms, Quirk usage except you needed to use it to repair your legs, and Vigilantism, except when we ran your blood and Face through our systems and those from America, they came up as you being dead from the year twenty sixteen from cancer, mind explaining why you have a dead man's face?" giving the guy a surprised look, Wayde spoke.
"Holy shit I existed in this dimension?" getting a frown from the detective and a tired glare from Mr Insomniac, the rabbit woman hid a smirk.
"Answer the question please"
"Uh, I kind of just did technically, I'm from another dimension, My name is Wayde Winston Wilson and want to be suffocated by Murder thighs over there" giving a wink to Miruko who raised an eyebrow, The detective rubbed his eyes with a sigh, sparing the other guy a look, he looked to Wayde who was smiling.
"What were you doing before landing in Japan?"
"I was causing havoc on some Big Bad guys portal thing because it was weakening the metaphysical wall between dimensions, except from what I can guess I got caught in a stray Wall and thrown through because from what I can tell, I was underground and not in the Sky" getting wide eyes from the Detective, he turned to the tired man who raised an eyebrow.
"He's telling the truth" getting a serious expression from the man whose black eyes turned to Wayde, he gave a wave with his uncuffed hand before he froze in realisation at showing his free hand.
Seeing his hand free, Miruko lunged at Wayde from her spot, the woman ending up straddling Wayde who sat with a smile.
"Can I at least ask for a Date before Second base?" getting a blush from the heroine, Wayde yanked his other hand from the cuff, taking skin off that healed within seconds, he gave her right thgh a firm grip with a smirk.
"Unless you want to skip the Foreplay?"
"Miruko, stand down. He was cooperating" getting a look of annoyance from the Rabbit heroine, Wayde gave her ass a slap, making her freeze up mid way off of him before slowly turning to him with murderous eyes as he smiled.
"What, you've got the strong woman vibes, none of the shitty Feminist agenda my worlds movies are trying to shove down our throats, hell you're the strong woman types my worlds movie directors fail to even notice because they want to be Diverse" getting a confused look from Miruko at his mini tirade, Wayde sat up while fixing his jacket.
"No seriously instead of a genetic women their choosing Men who've castrated themselves due to mental Problems" getting a horrified look from the people in the Room, The detective spoke.
"That's fucked up" Getting an excited look from Wayde, he sat down with a wide manic look.
"I know right, and the fact movies have gone to shit since the WOKE agenda took over, there have been no good movies ever since, Sure there are some Extremely rare good ones like Puss In Boots, but that one probably doesn't count cause it wasn't part of the DEI bullshit, sorry I'm ranting, In my world I was a Mercenary who decided to go into Heroics, my first Bad Guy accidently got shot by a Rookie Cop that I had nothing to do with" Getting a neutral look from the Detective, his eyes narrowed slowly.
"You're lying on the last part" Getting a chuckle, Wayde shrugged.
"All I did was scream "He's Reaching". Nothing else" Getting a look form the Detective who raised an eyebrow, Wayde sighed.
"I took out the Sniper and took out the guards"