Job hunting
Note, this is a Joke chapter which will be cannon if people want it to.
Also figured out why the Poll wasn't showing up, it should be up on my profile now, seems I forgot to select the show on profile box, the first vote to get to say, 20 will be where Wayde goes next, so for now be ready for Deadpool shenangians.
Sitting within the Kitchen of the X-mansion after helping the newest members settle in, Wayde had a news Paper in front of him with job adds, Wayde in a simple Hoodie and sweat pants, the young man having been back for two weeks with his first week back being both a horn dog and father… father the most due to Xavier wishing to help Eri much to Wayde's relief.
Logan got the shock of the century after finding out Wayde adopted a torture victim, panic slightly set in when Eri accidentally reverse Logan's age a bit, which didn't really change much aside from Logan blinking as memories flooded from… somewhere, which left Logan also planning to visit the locations he's been, finding out he had a son, two to be exact, one being from an Asian woman the other a Jimmy Hudson, Wayde never paid attention to the comics but he did hear snippets here and there.
Looking at the Paper with a frown of annoyance, Wayde sighed before covering his eyes, raising his right hand he moved for a moment before pointing down to a part of the paper.
Opening his eyes to see what he got, he gagged at the job being to clean Sewers.
Repeating the process gain, Wayde frowned in confusion as it was a security job for… the fuck?
"Who makes a Pizza place also be an animatronic Stripclub?" Looking over the details with the pay being good enough for an actual paying job, Wayde took notice to it being the adult variant of a Pizzaplex in Northern Carolina… Looking up an add on his phone, Wayde compared the two pay with the Brothel one being higher, Wayde sighed while dialling the number on the Job add.
Getting an answer, Wayde spoke.
"Hi, I saw the two adds and wanted to see if I can do a trial for both… My name is Wayde Wilson"
Stepping out of his car in the Parking lot, Wayde noticed the clean look the building sported with a few cars here and there, Wayde stepped to the entrance, the first thing to greet him was the billboard advertisement of a Grey wolf woman with a Rocker girl attire, the Name Roxxane Wolf.
AN: Just to let you all know the design I chose for Roxanne was decided to be the one made by MayoSplash on twitter, the others are based from the designs from CryptiaCurves on Twitter, check them out good design choices unless our a minor so ignore it
Ignoring the very appealing advert, Wayde stepped to the counter where a Blank faced robot perked up with a twitch.
"Hel-hel-hello, How may I help you to-to-today?" giving the glitching bot a look, Wayde held a pamphlet for the Security job.
"I'm here for the job interview" handing the paper to the Bot as She-he-it, took it to scan it, the bot perked up with excitement.
"Oh, you're the newest security officer we were informed of, please follow me" watching the now Gltichless bot as SHE drove around the counter with wheels for feet, Wayde followed with a weird feeling.
"You are the first in a while to come here for a job, most of the past candidates leave after finding out the secret of this establishment" following the bot at a leisure pace, Wayde found himself in an empty Employee's lounge where… oh dayum!
Siting on the couch while looking over a Phone a white Anthropormorphic chicken sat giggling with a cat video playing before her, sporting a Bright Pink gym top with Form fitting Short shorts, Wayde would have mistaken the being before him for an actual furry OC from those websites.
Following the Receptionist as she called out for him from a door, Wayde followed with the Chicken perking up in curiosity, spotting Wayde quickly follow him with her own curiosity, Chica stood up with a "Huh?" as Wayde left her sight.
"Wonder who that is?"
Shrugging to return to her cat videos, Chica regained a childish smile as she cooed over a kitten wearing a Riddler's hat.
Stepping into the office after the Receptionist, Wayde noted the Workshop like office with an impressed whistle escaping his lips, spotting an endoskeleton of a bot with powered down system, Wayde felt childish fear over take him before he steeled his nerves, He needed this moment for Eri after all.
Turning to the receptionist bot as she rolled to a man at a table, she spoke gently.
"Mr Henry, you have a visitor" Getting a small jump from the man, hestunned Wayde by turning around to show his legs… or lack thereof, clearing his throat to avoid being rude, Wayde held his hand to shake.
"Hi, Wayde Wilson, I saw your add saying you needed a new security guard for night shift" Getting a chuckle from Henry, the man waved him off while rolling to a small desk.
"No need to be awkward, I get those looks all the time, the creator and co-founder of Freddye's pizzeria being both a cripple and owner of a fully automated Strip club is always a conversation starter and stopper" sitting himself behind the desk, Wayde spoke.
"Co-founder?" Getting a haunted look from Henry, he spoke with a low voice.
"Let's just say me and my old Partner ended our friendship on a very sad and dangerous note, one that took my family from me" Giving a sympathetic look, Wayde and Henry moved onto the interview.
Stepping into a change room like… room, Chica stepped towards a Booth where a Golden brown bear woman stood getting her joints fixed.
Chica spoke the bears name as she approached.
"Hey, Freddie, some guy was following the receptionist bot to Papa Henry's room" watching as a busty Anthropomorphic bear turned to her with bright blue eyes, her nexk sporting a Bright pink bow-tie while her breasts were half covered by a Black shirt with a Tie hanging between her under boob cleavage, a woman's voice with a thick Scottish accent spoke from another booth.
"Is he Hotter than the usual fat bastards we get?" getting a snort from Freddie as she fixed her top hat, Chica spoke with excitement.
"No, he looks young, handsome has a massive Co-MMMMPH!" getting a pizza shoved into her squawking beak, The chicken animatronic gave Freddie an unamused look as she ate her unexpected meal.
"Ignore Foxy, Chica, Do you know why he's here?" Getting a sheepish look from her sister animatronic, Freddie sighed with a knowing smile as the two were joined by a THICC pirate themed Fox animatronic, fixing on a hand to her left wrist, Foxy flipped her patch to see with both her eyes.
"So you don't even know why he's here, wonderful" Getting a grumble from Chica, the three moved to a lounge area where the animatronics recharged or hung out on "Breaks" joining these rooms were Booths that acted like personal rooms.
Sitting on a Large couch with a controller in hand, a Large Crocodile lady stared at a screen which showed Mortal Kombat.
"Monique, how long have you been in here?" Getting the larger animatronics attention after she paused her game, she shrugged.
"My shift ended at lunch time, guys just don't find the large monster girl appealing it seems" Getting a hum form the trio as they joined her on the couch to watch her play, a Busty Purple bunny snuck up behind Chica to rub her shoulders, making the chicken bot caw in surprise before childishly hitting the giggling rabbit before a door to the main stage opened, showing Roxanne Wolf with a tired look on her eyes as she stepped to fall flat on her muzzle on the couch.
"Why do we attract creeps and guys who still live with they're parents?"
"Probably because real strippers can call for lawsuits" Turning to the only male voice as they entered, a Round metal ball rolled in with a thin female following him with a gymnastic flair.
These two were DJ Boy and Marinette, the puppet themed animatronic missing her vocal cords for repair after a break in from a dumb thief.
"We're hopefully getting a new security guard" turning to the DJ as he bounced up to turn into a Bug like robot, he scuttled to a hammock that faced the big screen.
"Hopefully this guy doesn't chicken out once he finds out we're self-aware" turning to a pouting Roxanne before she leaned up to speak to DJ.
"Have you found out what his name is, DJ?" getting a look from the Bug boy, he spoke with a smile on his robotic face.
"Thank you for deciding to give my place a chance, despite our reputation we keep getting break in's of people stealing parts from my girls" Following Henry down a hall in the Employee sections of the establishment, Wayde shrugged.
"Eh, in my life this place as a job is mediocre at best, but I have to ask, where are all the other workers, this all seems to difficult to keep track with a skeleton crew?" Getting a chuckle from Henry as Wayde pushed open a door for him, he got a thankful nod.
"That's the beauty of this place Mr Wilson. My animatronics have something special that the other joint doesn't have" Leading Wayde into another room, The Merc stopped in his step at the sight of a furry convention before him.
Seeing the animatronics turn to them, they all perked up in excitement at the presence of Henry as he was given hugs.
"PAPA HENRY!" watching as the elderly man was given affection, Wayde felt his pants stretching at all the godly tier figures before him before discreetly turning to fix his pants to hide his erection.
"Sweet Jesus is this how furries are converted, because it fucking works" was all Wayde whispered to himself, with Roxanne turning to Wayde with her face darkening at hearing him, along with the other female animatronics as Henry turned to Wayde who gave his full attention while hiding his erection with both hands clasped before his crotch.
"They have a sense of being that happened after a power outage a few years back" Getting a nod from Wayde as he tried to avoid looking to the stripper robot furries, Wayde spoke while keeping his eyes solely on Henry.
"So when do you want me to start my shift?"