Yup, we're back with out second episode, and the first elimination as well!
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It was around 5 PM, everyone wasn't really doing much of anything at the time, so the host figured it was a better time than ever to officially start the game.
He took one look at his control panel and found his transmitter. But before he was gonna reveal the news, he tried to practice his speech a little.
"Everyone, we're heading to The Great-no, that's not good. It's time for our first-NO! NOT GOOD! Ok, I think I've got a good idea this time."
We then cut to both The Crewmates and The Echidna Warriors' rooms, where they suddenly hear Magolor's voice over the ship's intercom.
"Grab onto something! This is gonna be a bumpy ride!" As soon as he says this the entire ship stars to suddenly move into the sky, the cast all quickly falling as they had little warning to prepare for the flight.
When the sudden movement stopped, the members of the Echidna Warriors were still a bit disoriented.
Meta Knight in particular had his mask come off, revealing a much...cuter appearance than previously thought. And of course, Suwako wasted no time mocking him for it.
"Hehehehehhe! You look like a freakin' baby! That's adorable!"
Meta Knight covered his face with his cape to escape the embarrassment, and Knuckles expressed his disappointment.
"For someone with divine power, you truly have no tact. Come on Meta Knight, there's nothing to be afraid of." Knuckles defended his friend.
Meta Knight grabbed his mask and put it on. "Ah, thank you Knuckles, it's good to know someone is taking my side."
"And now, we shall wait for further challenges!" Knuckles said.
"Yeah yeah, I'm *snores* going to sleep, 'kay? Wake me when the fun stuff starts."
"Fine. Maybe you can actually use your goddess powers in the challenge even?" Meta Knight said.
As the three finished their conversations, we could see Katz watching them with Scott right next to him. "Those two seem quite close, do they not, my dear chap?"
"I mean yeah, they're right next to each other and all." Scott responded. "And I'm not a chap, more like a f*ck buddy even though I'm a virgin!"
"Interesting response sir."
"Thanks, I get that a lot!"
Meanwhile, at The Crewmates, Prohyas and Princess Cookie fell on top of each other, putting the former on the latter, embarrassing both.
"AH!" Prohyas yelled as he got up on his feet. "I-I'm not ready for babies, especially gingerbread babies! Not ready for anything really!"
"Eh, not like my parents would allow that. They wouldn't their le royal blood be tainted by commoners, much less on cookie commoners!"
"Great, not like I was planning to get together with someone anyway, adventures are way less stressful than everyday responsibilities!"
"You got that right Mister Prohyas!"
"Yeah!"
At the cafeteria, Captain grabbed a tray and went to Chef Kawasaki for food.
"Alright Mr. Kawasaki, you do your culture's food like tacos or something."
Kawasaki was confused. "Uh, sir, what gave the idea that I cook tacos?"
"It would make a lot of sense for a mexican such as yourself to know how to." Captain responded.
"The name "Kawasaki" is clearly of japanese origin Mr. Captain, you should know that." A feminine voice said behind Captain.
He looked and saw Nelly was the one who corrected him. "Fancy seeing the team tyrant here."
"Tyrant huh? While I do think you being kicked out of the cabin was rather uncalled for, that was not my idea, as it was Mr. Krabs and Ms. Dimple who were the perpetrators of it."
"Yeah yeah, I don't care about that, I care that you're stealing my role as the team leader!"
"Can you describe a single leadership attribute you have?"
Captain struggled to say a word. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I look cool?"
Nelly shrugged. "Thought so. I'll wait in the back to wait for my turn, and hopefully Chef Kawasaki has Onigiri on the menu."
"Sure I do!" Kawasaki confirmed. "I'll serve ya the moment I finish with this little marshmellow man over here!"
"That's good Kawasaki, keep up the good work." Nelly told him.
We then cut to Deadpool, who was also in the cafeteria. "Wow, so you're one of those girls who acts like a bitch towards everyone around her except for one or two instances and will gradually lose all your unique personality traits in favor of another generic nice girl? If you were older and had that last part removed you'd totally be my type!"
"Do you have anything better to do than to go on meaningless existential rants?" Nelly mockingly asked him.
"I do, but currently there's no thugs for me to murder so I'm more or less just waiting for the first challenge."
Kawasaki looked displeased. "Oh, can you ever not fight? Is it so hard to be nice to each other?"
"Yes." Both of them said.
We then hear Magolor's voice through the intercom. "Attention passengers of the Lor Starcutter! We're preparing to land next to The Great Cave Offensive in Dreamland, so better hang onto something and make sure to finish whatever you were doing quick!"
"Ah great, f*cker just has to cut my screentime short!" Deadpool complained. "That challenge better allow me to kill some bad guys!"
"This relentless egotism from you won't help us as a team Deadpool, try toning it down." Nelly demanded.
Deadpool crossed his arms and ran off, to which Nelly briefly mouthed "Moron!"
The two teams were getting out of the Lor Starcutter one by one, with Bernadetta in particular having to get dragged by Barbara.
"L-Let me go! ANYWHERE BUT HERE!" She cried as the barbarian girl took her body with one hand.
"You should be happy I won't try to battle you puny little girl! You're too weak for my taste!" Barbara told the sobbing teenager.
"I don't see how that's gonna calm her down!" Lollipop remarked. "Try to be more gentle will you?"
"Relax lolly girl, she's just overreacting, she'll get used to this."
"Highly doubt that." Meta Knight said.
Knuckles noticed Scott carried a large bag with him. "Scott, what exactly do you have in your possession that's so important to bring to the challenge site?"
"Oh this?" Scott responded as he opened the bag and pulled out a copy of the Wii version of the videogame Madden 08. "It's my collection of Stupid Nintendo Games from home!"
"Wow, I knew you were a stupid nerd, but now it's pretty clear to me that you've got no life!" Suwako said as she could barely contain her laughter.
"Yup, and that's pretty fun, you should try that sometimes, helps you not get stressed out on whether you decide whether you should play the Wii or Gamecube version of Madden 08!"
"Weird flex for sure, but I love weird flexes!" Bubbles exclaimed.
Meanwhile, The Crewmates were much more eager to get to the challenge.
"I can't wait for the next challenge! Probably something super fun!" Princess Cookie happily exclaimed.
"You said it princess!" Prohyas added. "Adventures await us!"
"It's good that you two are filled with such strong, vibrant hope." Nagito says.
"Hopefully that enthusiasm translates to your challenge performance." Nelly told them. "At least that would make up for the annoyance you bring to everyone on this team."
"Those two are simply having fun Miss Raimon, They aren't harming anyone, so I suggest simply ignoring them." Millia said to her.
"Why would she care about what you say? The author knows jackshit about your little gay franchise and so you are only allowed to make the most generic, safe comments until you get eliminated super early!" Deadpool nonsensically ranted. "And don't think you can just shit on me like that author!"
Deadpool was ignored by his teammates as he was a schizophrenic weirdo that shouldn't be listened to.
The 18 contestants arrived at the challenge site, which was a cave area of sorts, and were greeted by Magolor and Kawasaki.
"Good to see you've arrived!" Magolor said. "Our first challenge will take place in me, Meta Knight and Kawasaki's native place: Dreamland! After this, we'll be going to several different universes for the other challenges!"
Deadpool raised a hand. "Does the challenge involve jumping off a super long cliff by any chance?"
"What? No! Where'd you get that idea?" Asked Kawasaki. "Besides, Magolor doesn't want to do any challenge with a significant chance of hurting you guys."
"Yeah, I really don't care about that. I'm honestly just happy you decided to be a little original for once. You don't see that everyday."
"Ok." Magolor said. "But regardless, this challenge will take place in The Great Cave Offensive, a large labyrinth like cavern filled with all kinds of crazy things! Your task is to simply escape the cave and collect treasure-"
The mear mention of the word "treasure" made Mr. Krabs burst in joy suddenly. "Tr-TREASURE?! Oh my Neptune, think of all the money I could obtain from those treasures!"
"And be sure to not explode, both literally and figurately, from that." Nelly sarcastically said.
"I love shiny things! Those little treasures would make a fine addition to my wonderful collection!" Darla exclaimed with a big and kinda forceful smile on her face.
"Anyways." Magolor noted. "To win this challenge, you must have more treasure than the other team, and it won't end until everyone is out."
"Sounds simple enough. Add in some cool obstacles to kick our butts and this is right up my alley!" Prohyas declares.
"Also right up my alley! Don't you forget that Prohyas!" Princess Cookie added.
"And fights! Don'cha forget fights!" Barbara also added, to which Katz mouthed off "Mindless beast." which Barbara didn't even hear, thankfully.
"And so, the challenge starts...now!" Magolor excitedly yells as he points to the cave's entrance, which causes most of the cast to run towards it (except Bernadetta who was carried by Knuckles, and also Bubbles and Suwako who simply floated).
But as they ran, the non floaters didn't notice a hole under them, which caused everyone but Bubbles and Suwako to fall through.
"Oh my goodness! We lost them and it's all my fault! I'M A BAD HERO!" Bubbles exclaimed as she loudly cried.
Suwako tried to reassure her. "Relax girl, if they all died, that means we're the final two! Magolor, as the goddess of the mountains, I demand you give one of us two the prize!"
"THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!"
Magolor facepalmed. "Don't worry, they're okay. We tested to see if the fall was fatal, and I think you can guess the results."
"Pretty lucky it didn't give me a brain hemorrhage." Kawasaki awkwardly admitted.
This actually caused Bubbles to stop crying. "Oh? Oh okay then! C'mon Suwako, let's get back to our team!"
Suwako snored, not noticing Magolor stealing her hat. "Sure, whatever."
The two girls then went to where the others fell as Magolor and Kawasaki simply chilled as they awaited their return.
Kawasaki then noticed Magolor wearing something peculiar. "Uh, Magolor, did you just steal Suwako's frog hat?"
Magolor ignored that question. "Does it look good on me or not? The host's gotta look at least a little fabulous, or cute, depending on your tastes."
When the cast fell into the cave, they were conveniently separated by their teams, so they were split into two groups.
At The Crewmates, Darla was the first to get up, disgusted by her falling onto Mr. Krabs. "ARGH! Stupid animal! I-I mean, AH! I thought we were gonna die!" Darla then starts sobbing to a massive degree.
The sobbing gets Princess Cookie to get up and jump farther away. "Hey! Careful there Mini-Me! Cookies like me are very vulnerable to liquid, so again, careful sweety!"
"Wow, the creator actually remembered you're supposed to be a non human! Props to that Gary!" Deadpool sarcastically remarked like a little bitch.
"Who's Gary? And is he fine with me already declaring him one of my friends?" Captain asked, understandably confused by Deadpool's stupid schitzo line.
Nelly facepalmed as she got up. "Our great leader everyone."
"Thank you for the compliment Ms. Nelly!" Captain responded. "Ok, I suppose we're in The Great Cave Offensive, correct?"
"What, did you think we were in the f*cking Amazon?" Deadpool mockingly asked him.
"That was my second guess!" Captain responded, which made Nelly frown. "My goodness, you truly are a moron."
"Maybe try not to be too harsh on him?" Millia told her. "He's at least trying."
"Whatever." Nelly responded as she looked at her surroundings. She spotted exactly 3 different exits. "It seems that there are multiple pathways here. Interesting."
Captain wasted no time trying and probably failing to lead. "EVERYONE SCATTER!" He yelled as he tried to run before Nelly grabbed him by the hand to stop.
"I suggest that we think of how to split up before we do so." Nelly explained to the stubborn captain.
"About that." Nagito said as he pointed to where Prohyas and Princess were before, as they were completely gone now.
We then do a cut to the two of them running into an area with a lot of crystals.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Princess Cookie exclaimed in excitement.
"See you guys at the exit!" Prohyas yelled as well.
Nelly tapped her foot and shrugged in frustration. "HMPH! It seems someone didn't get the memo. I'll go with them to make sure they don't get themselves killed, the rest of you decide the rest of the groups."
Nelly then ran off to catch up with the adventurous duo.
"To keep things equal, we should split ourselves into 2 groups 3, got it?" Millia said.
"Good idea lassie! How 'bout we team up, since you seem pretty intelligent for a surface dweller?" Mr. Krabs told Millis as he got his big, meaty claws on her shoulder.
"I suppose that wouldn't sound so bad, does anyone else want to go with the two of us?"
Captain raises his hands. "Not you." Mr. Krabs noted, which made Captain frown.
"Maybe we can pick the lucky boy over there? Imagine all the money aye could get with that!" Mr. Krabs said as he pointed towards Nagito, who frowned at the attention given to him.
"I suppose if that's what you want, I'll do so, but don't expect this talentless trash to be of much help."
"God, you've barely had screentime and yet your self loathing schtick is already getting old! When are you gonna go do something cuckoo crazy already?" Deadpool complained like a dumb retard. "Sly dog Gary, sly f*cking dog."
"Well then, I guess it just leaves me with cute girl and the tall guy." Captain notes.
"YAY!" Darla yells.
"We're basically a team of early boots." Deadpool claims.
Bubbles and Suwako flew all the way to their team, who had already gotten up and were wondering where they were.
Meta Knight spotted the girls. "Ah, there are you two! We were waiting for you to come out."
"Guys, you all ok? I hope no one's hurt!" Bubbles exclaimed.
"We're mostly okay, and I think you should already know what I mean by mostly." Lollipop explained as she pointed towards Bernadetta, who was in a fetal position, mumbling complete nonsense.
"L-Lord, m-me, die, CAVE!"
Bubbles tried to reassure the crying girl. "C'mon Bernie, this show is gonna be so fun!"
That didn't work out at all, to say the least. "F-Fun? You think this is FUN?! THISISTORTURE! COMPLETEANDUTTERHELL! SOMEONEKILLMEPLEASE!"
Bernadetta's screaming caused her teammates to cover their ears. "UGH!" Suwako went. "With all this screaming, the dumb bitch is gonna cause a cave-in!"
"Well then, Miss All Powerful Goddess, have you got any idea to solve this problem?" Lollipop asked her.
Suwako simply shrugged, which made Lollipop have a shit eating grin on her face. "Exactly."
"Instead of trying to argue, we should strategize instead." Knuckles told them. "Meta Knight, care to do the honors?"
"Of course my dear companion. There are exactly 3 different ways for us to go: The hole in the wall that only us fliers can reach, the garden area and the jungle to the east. It's best we split ourselves into 3 groups. Me, Knuckles, Bubble and Suwako will fly into the hole, and the rest of you 5 decide the rest."
"Uh, do I have to?" Suwako protested. "i could just fly all the way back to the entrance and wait for you guys there."
"FOOL!" Barbara yelled. "A true warrior is NOT lazy!"
"I'm Not An RPG Guy, and Dynasty Warriors is kind of an RPG, so I don't give a s*** about someone being a warrior." Scott confessed.
"Whatever. Suwako is coming with us 3 and that's final." Knuckles said. "Let's go."
The 4 of them then flew to the hole, with Suwako and Bubbles floating, Meta Knight flying and Knuckles gliding.
Lollipop held Bernadetta's hand tightly. "I suppose she's coming with me, since I'm seemingly the only person who she isn't deathly afraid of."
"GETAWAYFROMMEYOUFREAK!"
"Or not. Anyone who wants to go with us, now's your time."
Katz managed to somehow sneak up behind the two girls backs to greet them. "With pleasure." He said as Bernadetta jumped out and screamed.
"I guess I'd prefer hanging around with a freak than Viking Brute & um, the other guy over there."
"I'd say "White Guy Talking About Stupid Nintendo Games Whilst Not Having Sex" would be a better description." Scott corrected.
Katz and Lollipop went into the garden, the latter dragging Bernadetta along as well.
Scott looked at Barbara, and then looked at the camera with a smile. "Oh well, at least Rayman Legends is a good game, I could've gotten f****** Brett Favre, the cover athlete of Madden 09, as a teammate."
"To battle with us!" Barbara shouted as she ran towards the jungle area, with Scott not too far behind.
Captain was walking around the thick jungle area he was in without a care in the world, singing along the way.
"Walking in the jungle, all day long! Walking in the jungle, as I sing this song! Gotta do some stuff, cuz that is good! Gotta do some stuff, like a crewmate should!"
Deadpool was complaining, as always. "God, when the hell would this end already?! I can't take someone taking over my role as the comic relief!"
Captain then spotted the back of a strange, orange creature. "Hey there weird being! Would you be kind enough to help us find treasure?"
The creature then turned around, revealing it to have a cute lil face that had no mouth for some reason.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Captain yelled as he jumped into Darla's arms, who immediately let him go and he fell over. "Those monstrosities have no mouths! What twisted creatures are they?!"
"You do realize you have no mouth dipshit?" Deadpool mockingly asked.
"Oh, yeah, I don't. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Darla chuckled at that. "Oh, he is so funny!"
The tiny creature felt personally attacked, and waved at the back, making a bunch of other creatures of the same kind run up to the 3 Crewmates.
Captain completely froze in fear as Deadpool grabbed him. "Good job cap, you just hurt that thing's feelings! Well Miss Obvious Villain, we gotta run!"
"Other villain? What?" Darla asked as she and Deadpool ran off from the horde of mouthless creatures attacking them.
Team Purple & Katz were going around very slowly, mainly because Bernadetta was literally dragged by Lollipop, whose skinny stickman arms could only carry so far.
"LEAVE ME BE! I-I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST PLEASE LET ME GO!"
"The young lady has quite the scream, does she not?" Katz told Lollipop. "That raw emotion, that gets me every time."
"Stop trying to sound like you're a decent person, as you're clearly terrible at it." She replied.
"Is that the case, madam?"
"Don't go all "madam" on me, I can tell you're planning something from a mile away! And you know what? I frankly don't care! So long as you don't go around hurting either of us in any way, I'll simply shrug you off."
Katz looked a little bewildered. "Oh, then, if you're so smart, have you considered an alliance?"
"A-Alliance? Why would I? I'm not dumb enough to just put my game on the line by allying with someone as suspicious as you!"
Katz shrugged in what seemed to be hidden frustration. "Very well then, but I hope you'll change your mind eventually."
We now cut to a section of the cave with lots of shiny, sparkling crystals.
Nelly was chasing after Prohyas and Princess Cookie, but she was getting more and more exhausted quite quickly.
"H-Hey! S-Stop it you two! Listen to me!"
Suddenly, Princess Cookie stopped dead in her tracks, with Prohyas following suit, for her to gaze at the crystals with awe. "So...shiny...perfect for my jewelry collection!" She said as she tried to pull out a crystal, to no avail.
Prohyas proceeded to comfort the princess. "C'mon, there's probably some cool treasure just waiting to be collected! We just gotta find some chests and get 'em to the surface!"
"Right on that Prohyas!" Princess Cookie said as she suddenly noticed you-know-who. "Oh, Nelly, didn't see ya there! How are you doing silly?"
"Not very well, considering you two ran off without listening to me." Nelly replied in a passive aggressive tone.
"Hey girl, I'm just really pumped for adventures and all! Sorry if I did something bad!" Prohyas replied.
"Whatever, let's just look for treasure and get out as soon as possible."
"But what about adventuring?" The two said simultaneously.
Nelly shrugged. "Just forget it."
Mr. Krabs was smelling the ground like a dog with Millia and Nagito always right behind him. The former was bewildered, while the latter was pretty fine with it.
"Ah, money, where art thou? Aye gettin' quite impatient for you!" Mr. Krabs said in desperation.
"...Weirdo." Millia noted to herself, which angered Nagito a bit.
"If money is how Mr. Krabs gets his hope, leave him be."
"You've got some strange fascination with hope-"
"Everyone, over there! It's the best moment of me life!" Mr. Krabs yelled as he pointed his claw at an old tower up ahead, which had a treasure chest at the top. "So beautiful! Let's get it!"
He then ran to the entrance, with the other two doing so as well.
Bubbles, Knuckles, Meta Knight and Suwako were searching around the hole in the wall they went to, with no real findings so far.
Suwako yawned. "Great, this was pointless! Wake me up when we need to vote someone off!" She then fell asleep.
Knuckles however, wasn't having any of that, and shook her to wake her up. "You don't get to slack off, everyone on our team needs to contribute for this challenge! Or at least, if you want to stay."
"Yeah, no. Do you care so much about this shit cuz it's named after your stupid dead ances-"
"ENOUGH!" Meta Knight yelled as he drew his sword at the goddess. "You are nothing but a lazy, good for nothing brat! You think that just because you are of divine status, that gives you the privilege to demean and humiliate everyone around?! Unthinkable!"
"That's...Meta Knight, thank you."
"A-Are you kidding me?! Do you just want this whole team to be a circle jerk?"
"Do you want me to use my sword on you?"
"GUYS!" Bubbles yelled from a distance, thus stopping their argument. "Found a treasure chest, it looks really cool as well!"
"That's great Bubbles. Bring it to us right now." Knuckles commanded.
Barbara was seen battling a bunch of cute and innocent creatures. She was viciously tackling a witch-like creature, biting into a boomerang wielding foe, and chopping down a living mushroom with her axe.
Meanwhile, Scott was just quietly walking by as this rampage was happening. "Ladies and Gentlemen, what I am doing right now is called not getting laid." He explained to the camera.
We then cut to Barbara laying on top a pile of the enemies she just defeated in a blood thirsty pose. "I AM INVINCIBLE!" She then noticed Scott wasn't paying attention. "HEY! This is my moment, so CLAP! CLAP ALREADY!"
Scott then decides to do something different. "Eh, I'll give it 3 and a half kneeslaps out of five." He then slaps his knee 3 times and then tried a 4th time, but intentionally stops just before he could hit his knee again.
"Whatever! Let's go, these guys are weaklings anyway!"
Scott nodded and he and Barbara went into a bunch of minecarts and rode off.
Captain, Darla and Deadpool managed to successfully evade the creatures that were chasing them, but they were also pretty exhausted.
"Great asshole, you just caused us a shitton of trouble!" Deadpool yelled at Captain. "You're really speedrunning being first boot man."
"As if! This team needs a heroic leader like me! Without that they will crumble!"
"Yeah, no." Darla nonchalantly admitted as she threw Captain over a wall.
"Ah! Holy Innersloth!" He yelled out in a groan of pain. "But at least nothing has fallen on me!" Immediately after he says this, a treasure chest falls on his face. "ARGH! N-Nevermind!"
Darla makes the pogchamp face for a second out of surprise. "YES! Now we can win the challenge, and all without that stupid crab animal helping us in any way!"
"Sweet little angel everyone." Deadpool sarcastically said, which pissed Darla off.
"HEY! I AM A SWEET LITTLE ANGEL YOU NINCOMPOOP!"
"Uh, can anyone help me here?" Captain asked with the chest in his face, to which Darla responded by blowing a raspberry at him.
"Ok, let's just nab the chest, then I'll think of my badass villain strategy." Deadpool admitted as he started trying to pick up the treasure chest.
Prohyas, Princess Cookie and Nelly were strolling through the cave, as we cut to a montage of the former two beating up enemies. Highlights include:
Prohyas using his magic sword to wipe out baddies.
Princess doing some good ol' karate chops on 'em.
Then the two doing some badass dance together as they brought down all those stupid minions to their knees.
And then Nelly being silent and just patiently waiting for them to resume the actually useful things they need to do as usual.
We now cut to the three just walking along together.
"That...was...AWESOME! We should do that again sometimes!" Princess Cookie shouted.
"Yeah! This game is so fun guys! Like you couldn't imagine!" Prohyas added.
"Both of you are quite the adventurers it seems, though I'm not sure how useful that optimism would be."
"Tis I, Princess Cookie, heir to the Hollyberry throne, hereby request that you quit being a party pooper and let me have some fun!" Princess Cookie demanded in a mock "royal" accent.
"Fun is not exactly something you should have in the middle of a challenge. That's best to be saved when we win it."
Prohyas, not paying attention to their talk, pointed to a big, white light. "Girls, look! It's heaven! Maybe I can go ask JFK who killed him!"
"Or, in the language of basic logic, an exit from the cave."
"That's even better!" Prohyas yells. "Go go go!"
The three then quickly approach the light...
...and soon find themselves right next to the Lor Starcutter's location, with Magolor there to greet them.
"You 3! You're the first few people out of the cave, good job!"
"Fist bump?" Prohyas asked the princess.
"Heck yeah!" They then do a fist bump.
"You do realize we came empty handed, and our 6 remaining teammates are our only hope, right?"
"Nelly's right. It doesn't matter which team comes out of the cave first, the one with more treasure wins!"
The two adventurers fell over in frustration.
We now cut to Deadpool, Darla and Captain trying to lift the treasure chest, which they can't.
Deadpool gives up trying to do so and lets the chest crush Captain again. "Yeah, this ain't working. Let's just go."
Darla and Deadpool left the scene, leaving Captain to himself.
"Hello? Can anyone help me? Anyone?"
Out of the cave came out Bernadetta, Lollipop and Katz. Immediately, Bernie started to kiss the floor.
"OH GROUND HOW I MISS YOU! I'LL NEVER TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED!"
"You alright girl?" Magolor asked her as he tried to pat her on the head, which just made her go crazy again. "D-DON'T TOUCH M-ME MONSTER!"
Magolor shed a little tear. "F-Fine."
"We had to leave the cave early. Poor girl was just not able to handle it at all." Lollipop explained to the host.
"Her screams are still echoing in my ears to this very moment." Katz admitted, which creeped out Magolor.
"I think you of all people should know this sounds seriously creepy." Lollipop mentioned to him.
"Not my fault these people have such little bones on them. You fine with some chips later, darling?"
"Uh, no!"
Meta Knight, Knuckles, Bubbles and Suwako's group were floating to the exit with Bubbles carrying the chest with ease.
"Alright, exit's up ahead so Bubbles, makes sure not to drop it." Meta Knight ordered her as she held the chest on top of her head.
"Y-Yes sir! C'mon let's go!"
But right when they were about to fly, a certain bean shaped guy was thrown in Bubbles' direction, causing her to drop the treasure chest she was holding.
"What? NO!" Knuckles yelled as he stopped gliding to look at the ground.
Captain fell first, then he got his face covered in a now destroyed chest.
We then cut to Deadpool, who's currently sporting a shit eating grin on his face (not that you could tell due to his mask). "Aw yeah baby! Ya boy's villain arc is just getting started!"
Bubbles started crying. "I'm s-so SORRY GUYS! IDIDNTMEANTODOTHAT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Suwako covered her ears. "God-Oh wait, uh, goodness, your crying sounds like a dying old man!"
Bubbles' tears actually got to Darla, causing her to get wet. "HEY! YOU RUINED MY FAVORITE DRESS YOU BRAT-I m-mean, boo! You're mean!"
Deadpool grabbed some coins from the treasure chest and ran off. "See ya suckers! I'm the fan fucking favorite, no one know who you are!"
"After him." Meta Knight told Knuckles as the two started flying after Deadpool.
The cast were still waiting for the rest of them to come out, and some were getting impatient. Like Nelly, who was tapping her foot, or Katz, who was just starting to have his usual demeanor crack.
"Mr. Magolor, got any idea of when they'll start coming in?" Nelly asked.
"They'll come in quickly, don't worry. We've got cameras installed there, and a bunch are coming in right..."
As Magolor said this, he got a bunch of coins in his face. "...now."
We then see Knuckles and Meta Knight, exiting the cave as they hold tightly to Deadpool and search his pockets. "Now where are they? Where did you hide them?!" Meta Knight demanded.
"Oh, the coins? I threw them right before you caught me, does that count as me collecting treasure boss?"
Magolor got into a thinking pose. "I guess, which means The Crewmates currently has a teeny tiny bit of treasure compared to The Echidna Warriors 0."
Nelly's neutral face turned into a tiny smile. "I suppose it's better than nothing. If the other team doesn't find any treasure, we'll win by default."
Right afterwards came Bubbles and Suwako.
"Did you get anything from that chest?" Knuckles asked them with a piercing glare.
"No." Both girls confessed.
Knuckles and Meta Knight facepalmed.
"Yawn, wake me up when we vote one of the two off." Lollipop said as she fell onto the ground to sleep.
Then, we had Darla drag Captain to the exit.
"oH yeAh PlaYeR, i tOtaLly waNt To suCK on-" Captain said in a passed out state before Darla whacked him over the head to make him shut up, weirding her teammates out. "What? I was trying to help him!"
"I mean, I'd probably do the same thing Mini-Me just did so I can't really judge." Princess Cookie admits.
"Alright, now that there's just 5 players left, I'll make an announcement myself."
We now cut to Mr. Krabs, who was in a minecart alongside Millia and Nagito, and admiring the treasure chest he had. "Ooh Ms. Money, when I bring ya over to the Krusty Krab, I'll give you a warm and comfy seat in me bed, and our love will be visible every nighty night!"
Millia could hardly believe what she was seeing. "Uh, Nagito, that is weird, don't you think?"
"I'd say we're lucky we managed to find treasure so easily, especially for a worthless specimen like me."
"Don't you think you're a little too down on yourself? You seem like a normal person, just a bit awkward and all."
"You barely know me Miss Rage. If you had even a clue of what I've done, you wouldn't want me alive."
"I've come to appreciate life for a while Nagito, I don't want anyone dead, or at least, not anymore."
"Whatever! Have the small talk later, me money is impatient!"
We now get to hear Magolor's voice through the intercom. "Attention everyone still left in the cave! There's only 3 Crewmates and 2 Warriors left, so I suggest you guys hurry with whatever treasure you have!"
We now cut to Scott and Barbara, who were in a minecart that was going around very slowly. Scott now has a long, unkept beard on him. "Oh sh*t, by the time we heard this, I already lost my virginity, got married, had 3 children and a new good Chibi Robo game released!" He then rips his beard right off, revealing it to be fake. "I WISH! I've actually been playing replaying Red Dead Redemption 2 and have only just gotten to the 5th mission! F*ck sex when you can look at horse dicks all day!"
Barbara was much more impatient. "AH! Stupid mini train! Taste my axe!" She then swung her axe at the minecart's wheels, causing it to go way faster. "Amazing! Now, LETS GO FASTER!"
"Woah there, wait a sec, how am I supposed to make snarky comments if everything is too fast to allow me to?!"
"Whatever! GO GO GO!"
As their minecarts rapidly approached the exit, Scott saw The Crewmate's minecart from bellow and hatched a plan. "Hey, can you make sure I don't lose my Wii Games?"
"Sure!"
Nagito noticed the two. "Hmmm, it seems that there's members of the other team on that minecart. They don't have treasure though, so it's alright for now."
Just as Nagito said this, Scott quickly made a giant claw out of the Wii games in his bag.
"You were saying?" Millia asked him.
Mr. Krabs was too distracted by the sight of money to realize the claw picking the chest up until it already started grabbing it. "What?! ME MONEY!" He hastily grabbed the chest, but his own claws weren't strong enough to save it, and the chest was stolen by Scott. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ME MONEY IS GONE!" He then started crying.
"That despair in his tears, it's...terrifying. I haven't seen so much for so long." Nagito remarked.
"Weird."
We now cut to the 13 contestants still outside, waiting for the others to show up near the end of the minecarts.
The carts finally arrived, with Barbara and Scott holding their treasure, whilst Mr. Krabs was just sobbing uncontrollably.
"And the winners are The Echidna Warriors!"
The Warriors wound up cheering, most of them anyway. Bernie was standing perfectly still, which is basically her way of expressing happiness let's just say.
Meta Knight took his hand out to give Scott a handshake. "You've done well for this challenge young man, and say, how did you make that claw in the first place?"
"Oh, as it turns out, contrived bullsh*t is kind of my thing really. Or at least that doesn't have to do with Stupid Nintendo Games-ok it kinda does."
As Magolor looked at the celebrating Warriors, he turned around to look at The Crewmates, who were generally unhappy.
"As for The Crewmates, you unfortunately failed your first challenge, and will thus be the team to lose a member first."
A few of them groaned, like Prohyas, and then Mr. Krabs was just crying.
"We lost? Ah c'mon! We had it in the bag guys!" Prohyas complained.
"Well maybe if you guys listened to me we could've won!" Captain said, which got him glares from his team.
"Highly doubt it." Nelly claimed. "But at least we have an easy target for us to vote off."
"But I don't wanna vote off anyone!" Darla yelled with (fake) sadness. "Everyone here is so cool."
Princess Cookie picked up Darla and held her in her arms. "Relax Mini-Me, that's just how it works. But we'll win it next time for sure!"
"YAY!"
"Quite commendable that, in a moment that would normally cause despair, you instead focus on the hope that would come out of it." Nagito remarked.
The Echidna Warriors were now in their room, celebrating their win. Knuckles started to make a speech.
"Well team, today was a great day. We managed to overcome every obstacle in our way and secure victory. If we can repeat that, we could get most of us to the merge, and crush the others."
"That assumes every challenge would be the same. And that everyone would cooperate with the rest. And that there won't be team swaps!" Lollipop responded.
"You seem like quite the pessimist my dear. A little positivity wouldn't hurt at all around here." Katz notes.
"Whatever, I'll go sleep."
Lollipop went to her bed and covered herself up with her blanket. This also woke up Bernadetta, who was sleeping in the top bunk.
"AH!"
"Sssssssssshhhhhhhhh! Calm down please, it's okay. No one's going to hurt you, try to stay calm."
Bernie then stopped herself from shouting and stayed silent, calm even, than usual.
"...T-Thanks?" She was able to barely mutter out of her breath before sleeping like a baby.
All The Crewmates besides Captain, Deadpool & Nelly were discussing who they were going to vote off.
"Now, we should make a consensus for our vote. Anyone got any ideas?" Millia asked.
Nagito was the first to answer. "What about me? I'm complete trash any how, I'll only let the team down with my cursed luck, but if I go now, I can serve as a stepping stone for this team's success!"
"Nagito, cut the self loathing, that is a royal decree!" Princess Cookie demanded
Prohyas decided to make a better suggestion. "Maybe Mr. Krabs? If he didn't let the chest go, we would've won."
"DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT!" Krabs yelled at him.
"I dunno, I'd be pretty mean to vote him off in this state, how about Captain instead? He's kinda annoying." Princess Cookie suggested.
"Yeah, Captain!" Darla excitedly said.
"Now that I think about it, you do have a point. He's constantly trying to lead the team, but he's not exactly cut out for it." Millia admitted.
"So I guess it's settled on-" Before Prohyas could finish his sentence, Deadpool burst into the room. "GUYS! You will not believe what I just found!"
The sudden commotion got everyone to focus on Deadpool, with Captain also appearing. "Hey guys? What's with all the yelling? Did the New York Jets score a goal?"
Deadpool facepalmed. "No, why did the author have to make you retarded?! I'm talking about this diary I found lying around!"
Deadpool then showed a book that read "The Captains Private Thoughts".
"I don't know how to read so why are you showing this?" Prohyas asked.
"Well it's pretty simple: Captain wrote a bunch of mean things in here!"
The team gasped. "I didn't do any of that!" Captain responded.
"Yeah, well, explain this!"
Deadpool revealed a page from this supposed diary that read. "Wow, this place sucks balls! Prohyas is a dumb himbo, PC is annoying, Deadpool is overated (sic), and Darla is satan!"
"Goodness Captain, I thought you were funny!" Prohyas yelled, crying.
"Yeah, you deserve to be in Davy Jones' Locker!" Mr Krabs also yelled, grabbing Captain by the throat.
"What? I'm innocent! Innocent I tell you!"
"Don't you think it's better if we don't take this accusation at face value?" Nelly, who was revealed to be watching from the door, asked.
"N-Nelly? What are you doing here?!" Captain asked in confusion.
"Yeah, I just exposed this guy for being a jerk! We've got the perfect voting target now!" Deadpool claimed.
"Really? I think there are a few things that don't line up with your claims."
"Okay? What is it woman?" Deadpool asked.
"Well first off, how do you even know it's him? Anyone could've tried to do a frame up."
"BUSTED!" Princess Cookie shouted.
"What?! Are you retarded? OF COURSE it's him! He would TOTALLY write that!"
"Second, him writing mean stuff about people in his diary is his business, it should be a good thing he is only writing these thoughts then saying them out loud."
"Wait, a-are you defending me?" Captain wondered, confused. "I thought you hated me!"
"I'm not going to let a grievous injustice slip by no matter the person. And lastly, Deadpool, you either faked this to eliminate Captain, or you invaded his privacy. Pick your poison."
"A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" Deadpool yelled. "How is anyone falling for this?!"
"Nelly does have a point though." Prohyas admits. "Deadpool, you're not cool, alright?"
"Eh, still voting for Captain." Darla says.
"HAH! In your face loser!" Deadpool brags.
"C'mon! I did nothing wrong!"
The intercom played. "Attention Crewmates! Meet me at the deck right now for your first elimination!" Magolor's voice instructed.
"I suppose we'll see the results there. Let's go." Nelly said.
Deadpool and Captain glared at each other.
The 9 Crewmates now arrived at the elimination area, which was the deck. There were 9 wooden chairs for them to sit at, and Magolor & Kawasaki to greet them.
"Greetings Crewmates! Welcome to your first elimination. You guys are going to vote one of you 9, and the one with the most votes will leave the show, likely never to return!"
"Interesting how you say "likely"." Nelly noted.
"I won't comment further. Kawasaki, care to give the others some warnings?"
"Sure thing Magolor! First up...Mr. Krabs!"
Mr. Krabs looked down sadly "Aye still think about me money to this day, and hope they are in a better place."
"Okay. Second off...Captain!"
"Huh, me? Why would people vote for me, I'm supposed to be in charge!"
"Some people find you annoying and idiotic, which isn't a good look."
"Like they know much about me!"
"And finally...Deadpool. You've shown yourself as quite the untrustworthy figure today."
Deadpool shrugged. "Yeah, just get on with the voting. I'm the main villain, so I'm pretty much immune from votes."
"Alright then." Magolor said. "Go to the voting booth and verbally choose who you want out!"
"Now that everyone's casted their votes, we shall reveal who is going! First...
...Nelly Raimon!"
Nelly caught her marshmellow and put it in her pocket. "As expected."
"Mr. Krabs"
"Millia Rage"
"Darla Dimple"
"Both Princess Cookie and Prohyas Warrior."
The two fist bumped.
"And Nagito Komaeda, who voted for himself."
"The team didn't answer to my plea it seemed."
"Now, only Captain and Deadpool are left, but out of the two, the one who will be getting out is...TBD!"
"WHAT?!" Both Captain & Deadpool yelled.
"Yup. We got a tie, 4 votes for both, and since Nagito didn't vote for either, he'll have to make a revote for one of you!"
"Please save please save me PLEASE SAVE ME!" Both of them demand to Nagito.
"Hmmm, while I don't want either to go, the decision is still a simple one. I choose...
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...Deadpool. Captain's hope is far stronger than yours."
"Then I suppose Captain's safe. Here, take this." Magolor said as he threw the last marshmellow at Captain.
"WOO! I'm safe! Player's gonna be so proud of me right now!"
Deadpool was shocked. "W-Wait, y-you can't eliminate me, I-I'm like the star of the show!"
"Not anymore." Magolor reminded him. "Now please go with me to our new elimination exit."
Deadpool & Magolor went to a wooden plank installed on the Lor Starcutter that was only recently added. "So I get to walk the plank? That's somewhat cool."
"Yes! Jump out and you'll be sent straight home!"
"Still don't like how my villain arc was cut so short, but hey, at least I was a memorable character! Especially compared to Bernadetta Von InVisible and Darla Does not matter! See ya suckers!"
Deadpool jumped out the plank and as he fell, a portal spawned and took him elsewhere.
"And so concludes the first elimination of the season with many more to go! Will there ever be ones as exiting as this? Who knows?! The only way to find out is to look out for more
Total!
Drama!
SUPERSTARS!"
Voting: Deadpool
Deadpool: I'm the main villain here so my plot armor is through the roof. Buh bye Captain!
Voting: Captain
Captain: How do you vote again? I guess I'll vote myself!
Captain: I promised Dum I wouldn't go first, so good riddance to Deadpool!
Voting: Nagito Komeada
Nagito: Might as well get it over with my heroic sacrifice. Not that I deserve to make it further.
Voting: Darla Dimple
Darla: Is Captain innocent? Probably. But he sucks so I don't care!
Voting: Eugene H. Krabs
Krabs: There can only be 1 Captain 'ere, and that's aye!
Voting: Millia Rage
Millia: Deadpool.
Voting: Nelly Raimon
Nelly: As much as I don't like Captain, Deadpool is too dangerous to keep around longer.
Voting: Princess Cookie
Princess: Deadpool.
Voting: Prohyas Warrior
Prohyas: I guess I'll go for Deadpool.
18th: Deadpool
And that wraps up the second part of the premier! I wasn't a particular fan of the challenge, but the drama part was great!
Deadpool is an overrused character in the X-Over section & most stories just depict him the same way, so I went for something a little different. His elimination is also a joke about how every time a villain frames a character for something, everyone loses braincells to believe them and not question anything, and also a jab at one specific elimination by a certain Meme loving author.
And before wrapping up, one more thing...
A figure who wore a suit with a blue suit and sleeves got to a chair at a table Magolor was at.
"H-Hi there Mister Magolor, I'm here for the new position you have opened up." The man said in a rather casual tone.
"Alrighty then, tell me about yourself?"
"Uh, I-I'm from Pensacola, Florida, but was born in Raven Brooks, Kentucky, t-though I occasionally visit that town from time to time."
"Good. Now about your resume..."
"Oh that? Currently unemployed, though I helped found a successful restaurant chain, briefly owned Toys 'R US, been a substitute teacher, y'know, all kinds of interesting jobs."
"Sounds like a big resume. Oh, and I forgot to ask, what's your name?"
"Uh...David...Winkle? You can call me David, Dave, or just Winkle."
Magolor looked something up on his phone. "Strange, I haven't found anything online pertaining to the name "David Winkle", like nothing, nothing at all."
"Oh that? Probably just some error. Anyways, do I get the gig or not? I wanna see all the hot-I mean I wanna help your show, I mean it!"
"Well, since you're the only one who's applied, I guess you're hired."
"Amazing. Thank you good sir! And did I mention that you're hot?"
We now cut to Winkle's face. He was an average looking puppet man with straight black hair, thick eyebrows and black eyes.
"That's...weird." Magolor noted.