\\Shikamaru\\
My head hurts when I wake up and I realise that I'm on the sofa and not in my bed. From the silence and the light coming through the windows, I assume it's early morning. I don't remember much of the night and when I find my mobile phone lying on the coffee table, I see that it's 7.38am and that I have three conversations with unread messages.
The first comes from Sasuke, he's warned me that he won't be sleeping at home again and asked me not to tell Naruto that he's gone away with Sakura, I assume I saw them going out together and that's why he warned me, but I really don't remember almost anything. The second comes from Kiba who explained that he left me to sleep because I looked too drunk to wake up and go to bed. And the last one is from Choji telling me he won't be back until Sunday night, a great excuse not to clean up, now I want a girlfriend too if it'll stop me from helping.
I climb up the stairs feeling extremely dizzy and when I get to my room, I notice that my bed is messy, it's not unmade as if someone had slept in it, but it's not as tidy as I left it either. Walking to the bathroom, I open the bin and all my doubts disappear. The small silver square and piece of used latex confirm that I've been with someone, but who? I'm sure it was me because only I have the keys and Sasuke went to have fun with Sakura outside our house.
I wash my face with cold water to wake up a little and try to get rid of some of the hangover symptoms, but to no avail. I go back to my room and lie down on my bed. When I open my eyes again, I'm extremely scared and there's Kiba shouting at me.
- Come on, wake up Nara, now!- he claps his hands together as he speaks and I cover my ears with my pillow in an attempt to reduce my headache - It's already two o'clock in the afternoon Shikamaru, I haven't got all day!
- Two o'clock?- I jump to my feet and immediately regret it.
- Yes, it's late. Come on, get up, lunch is ready, I need you until Sasuke gets here.' Kiba was about to leave the room when I called him.
- Hang on! Please give me two hangover tablets. I'm more dead than alive.- I ask him in a low voice.
- You'd think?! with the amount of alcohol you drank at your little games yesterday, I'd expect it- he rolls his eyes.
- I only remember the beer pong, but it must have been more than that.- I sigh as I get up- Last night is a big blur in my head, I had sex with a woman and I don't even know who she is.
- You're sorry you can't cross her off the list, aren't you?- he asks.
- Of course not. It's just that, from what little I remember, she was beautiful and good at what she did.
- So what? Did you want to have another night with her? The Shikamaru I know doesn't repeat fucks! - he asks himself and makes me ask myself.
- You're right, Shikamaru Nara doesn't repeat fucks. I'll forget about it and it'll make me feel better.
- But he refers to himself in the third person!- he whispers a little too loudly.
- I heard that!- I mutter as he starts down the stairs.
- Good!- he shouts back as he heads down the stairs.
Lunch awaits me downstairs. When I'm finished, I take a shower to wake up while the medicine doesn't take effect. I get out of the shower and stare at the mirror, trying to remember last night, but I fail to succeed, I just remember a few loose images, completely nonsensical.
We spend the afternoon tidying up the house, which is full of rubbish after the party, and after two hours I finally manage to sit down when everything is tidy.
- You really don't remember anything?- Kiba asks me with a worried look.
- I only remember a few loose images, I hope I didn't do anything stupid.- I sigh and look at him in the hope that he'll give me an answer.
- You sang in front of everyone,- he laughs - But I wouldn't count that as something stupid because everyone liked it.
- Did they? My God, what have I done with my life? How did I get into karaoke?- I ask and Kiba looks thoughtful before answering.
- You did, you went on your own.- He gives me an awkward smile and I raise an eyebrow in confusion, but decide to ignore it for now.
In the late afternoon Sasuke returns and still looks alive and intact, but with a sad look on his face.
- What happened to you, soldier? Did the night go badly? Your little friend didn't go up?- I ask with a fake sad face, trying to hold back my laughter.
- Of course not!- he clarifies as if what I said was an outrage - I know I said I wanted to wait, but I was hoping it would finally happen yesterday, but she stopped halfway through, said she wasn't ready. What else could I do but respect her?- he sighs sadly as he sits down between Kiba and me.
- Well Uchiha, it seems that Naruto isn't your only obstacle in your relationship with Sakura. If you really like her, you'll have to wait.' The Asian tries to comfort him.
- You're right. With her it's different, I'll wait.- He smiles enthusiastically -Even if I get a sprained wrist from all the waiting.- He says and the three of us start laughing.
And so went the rest of the afternoon and, strangely, the evening. For the first time since January I have Saturday off because there's no match and, after last night, I think I'm going to stay in.
The days went by and the week started. With it the memories started to become clearer I remember almost everything, the games, the music, the dancing and the sex, but I can't put a face to that divine body, it's as if my mind has erased any trace of that beautiful face.
At least I have the memory of the beautiful sexy dance she did for me. It's been my happiness and my unhappiness in one. Every time that vision comes to mind my member wakes up and a huge smile appears on my face, but this mysterious woman has prevented me from being with others. It's already Wednesday and I've been putting my hand to good use, not for lack of asking, but that woman is stopping me from being with anyone else. Until I find her and repeat the dose to take away this stupid desire, I won't rest.
I want to fuck again! But first I have to fuck her again, or I'll never forget her. This is going to be a first, I don't repeat partners. But there's always an exception to everything and I think my little friend agrees.
Does she know what happened? Or is she like me? I have to find out who she is! But I don't have time for that now, training is about to start and this week's game is important.
Friday, it's Friday and I haven't met anyone yet, and worse still I haven't found out who the mystery woman is. These days I have more and more memories that only make me want to find out more about her, what we did was marvellous, and we ended up tied in the competition. The images I remember depict me losing at beer pong and cup-turning, but winning at singing and sex. Apparently, she brings out my competitive side. I smile at the thought because I know I have the same effect on her.
- I hear your voice in my sleep at night, it's hard to resist the temptation. Because something strange has happened to me and now I can't get over you. No, I just can't get over you!- I say quietly as I lie in bed after a tiring day.
- You're talking to yourself now, are you?- Choji asks from my bedroom door, which I've left open.
- I was just thinking out loud.- I explain and turn my gaze to him - Choji, what do you do when you can't get someone out of your head, but you don't know who they are?- I say.
- Well, that's never happened to me. But usually, when I can't get Karui out of my head, I go and spend time with her, or I call her and the longing passes. Why did you ask? I thought you'd never fall in love.- he asks me, looking confused.
- I'm not in love. I just need to repeat a good night of sex to get this woman out of my head. I haven't been with anyone this week because of her.
- Wow. That's a new one. But if you knew how many couples start with "I can't get her out of my head", you'd change your mind about not being in love.- he starts walking towards the stairs - See you then.
- So, you're still no luck?- Kiba asks with a smile as I sit down at the dining table.
- Unfortunately, yes.- I sigh in frustration and start eating.
- Please, even I've been with someone this week.- He laughs at my face, but we all look at him with raised eyebrows.
- Is that so?- Sasuke takes the words right out of our mouths – Who was it?
- No-one you know - he rushes to say - And have you found out who the woman is who gets you hard?- he tries to deflect the subject and only makes it more suspicious.
- Let's not forget that. But the answer to your question is no. Much to my chagrin.
- What a shame.- he says with a strange look as if he's hiding something.
- You're acting strange, Kiba!- Choji exclaims - Almost as strange as Shika. Maybe this thing about not being in love, or so they say, makes you crazy.
- You're right. One is obsessed with a mysterious woman and the other is full of secrets. We lovers are fine.- Sasuke exclaims.
- I'm not obsessed!
- I have no secrets! Kiba and I say at the same time.
The rest of dinner was silent and after tidying up I went back to my room and my thoughts. Kiba knows more than he tells me and now he's full of secrets. But tomorrow I'll have to forget about that and forget about the mystery woman, this game is very important and I have to keep my mind on the game and not on that perfect body, which sways to the rhythm of the music, which fits so well with mine, which is so hot. I shake my head and return to my focus. I really have to find out who she is.
It's finally Saturday, I've been training all week for this. It's going to be the game of the season and I'm focused on everything, strangely my mind is on the game one hundred per cent, maybe I've finally got the mystery woman out of my head. Tonight, at the victory party, I'm finally going to fuck a woman, and after this week on strike she's going to have to take a lot.
- Are you ready, guys?- Naruto asks as we finish gearing up.
- You know I am. I'm always ready for victory, without it there's no party and without a party there's no fun and women.- Deidara replies with a silly grin and we all roll our eyes at his comment. We all know that he only wants the party because he wants the women and he doesn't know how to take no for an answer.
- Well, moving on. This game is extremely important, and I want you all to be at your best. Who's the best team?- he shouts at the start of our chant.
- We are!- we shout, as euphoric as ever.
- Great, now let's go to the game.- he says with a smile on his face. After dancing, even if it's kept a secret from most mere mortals, American football is his passion and we couldn't have a better captain.
- Let's win this thing!- I whisper to myself in the corridor to get onto the pitch.
When we entered the pitch I could see the whole crowd euphoric for us. In the middle of the stands were the girls and Kiba. Ino was screaming at the top of her lungs for Sai and next to her, her friends were shaking their heads in denial at my cousin's actions. Sai throws her a kiss that she pretends to keep in her heart and I roll my eyes at the display of love.
- Pay more attention to the game and less to my cousin!- I say as he stumbles across the lawn.
- I'm sorry, I got lost in her beauty.- he looks smitten, but soon comes back into focus.
- Let's win this thing, guys!- says Naruto when we're all in a circle.
- Go young talents, I believe in you!- the coach encourages us with a big smile. The match of the season is about to begin.
We disperse and I go to my position. This is it. I'm going to show no mercy, I'm going to unleash all the accumulated nerves in these morons' bodies. The whistle signals the start of the match and soon we're all running to the ball, as soon as I see the faces of the opponents behind the helmets, I'm sure of one thing, I'm going to give my all in this game and destroy the bearcats.
The destruction of planet Earth will bring it to an end. Human beings abuse resources and cause problems such as global warming, which leads to underlying problems such as melting arctic glaciers and rising sea levels. Please recycle, reuse and protect our planet. My aim with this story will never be to make environmental destruction sound positive. If you support any story that glorifies this issue, please stop reading mine.
Kisses❤