Anonymous asked:
Can you do a boom!sonamy prompt about sonic and amy raising a child? I don't think you have done this before, have you?
cutegirlmayra answered:
Actually, I have not xD And I'm not sure exactly how I should do this…
Clearly, the only way to make it canon is if they're asked to babysit, and it would pretty much just be like-
"Come on, Sonic! I know we can do this!" Amy tugged on Sonic's arm, trying to pull him back in the house.
"Nuh-uh. Count me out! You know I don't do well with 10 or under!" Sonic pulled his arm free, and crossed his arms to then spread them out, shaking his head and clearly gesturing a 'No'.
"Hey!"
"What, you're like,… 10, Tails?"
"You've known me longer than that!" Tails folded his arms, not liking Sonic's comment.
"Yeah, but like, I was younger than too. The age rises as I get older and my tolerance for yucky booger babies grows lower." Sonic folded his arms, not liking talking about babies.
"I think a kid wouldn't be too bad. How long does the family want us to watch him, Amy?" Knuckles stepped up, seeming alright with the idea of a kid around, as he put his hand to his hip and used his other one to gesture for Amy to continue.
"His parents are leaving for the week, and they asked us specifically. They say no one else will help…" she made a sad and 'puppy-dog eyed' face to Sonic, as her eyes grew a bit bigger to really sell that she wanted him in on this.
"Oh no, don't you dare. You know I hate that face!" Sonic protested, holding an angry and accusing finger pointed directly at her.
"Oh, come on, Sonic! Think about it, you'd have him as your 'adoring' fan in a matter of seconds. Just show him some of your cool moves and entertain with your adventure stories." Tails stated, picking up anything valuable laying around outside and hurrying to get in the room. "I just, heh heh, gotta um… gotta make sure nothing breakable is lying around. Agreed?"
"Agreed." the team stated, as Amy went right back to her begging face, even throwing in a quivering lip.
"Ah, man! I said Noooooooo-" he saw her eyes water, and his strict look slowly faded into one of slowly being unable to deny her."-yes." he threw his arms down, giving up as Amy squee'd and lept for joy, running inside.
"We're gonna have a baby!"
"And that just made it worse."
The child ends up being really rambunctious and annoying for the gang, as Sticks plugs her ears to the little kids crying, and ends up going nuts. "I. CAN'T. TAKE IT. ANYMOREEE!" she throws a banana at the window, and when it doesn't break, throws a pear, then an orange, before finally taking a huge watermelon and finally breaking it, and jumping out the window. "I'm out of here!".
One after the other, the gang slowly starts to depart. As Knuckles tries to play 'fetch' with the kid, but the kid ends up crawling off and getting himself into danger, leaving Knuckles to drop him off with Tails, who tries to teach him mathematics but the boy keeps getting drool all over his papers and blue-prints. He then hands it to Sonic who swiftly tries to lose the kid and give it to Amy.
"Take it!"
"No."
Sonic is holding the kid as far from his body as possible, as the boy 'goo-goo, gah-gahs' above her head, as she's sitting at her desk, working…
"TAKE IT." his eyes look like he's in physical pain from just holding the kid.
Amy sighs, "I'm working, Sonic. Just play with him a little and I'll be right there. OH! And get me a pic of you two! Hehe! So cute~" she pushed a camera in his face as it fell down, since his hands were still occupied, and she began to daydream of Sonic and the baby playing together.
The baby's tail wagged, as suddenly Sonic sniffed the air and his cheeks inflated before he swallowed his gag down. "Oh no.." he panicked. "I think my nose will never smell again."
"What is it now?" Amy turned around before sniffing the air. "PEE-EW! What is that?!" the two slowly look to the baby.
"NOOOOO!" Sonic dramatically falls to his knees, his head reeled back to cry out his suffering.
After Amy changes the kids diaper, the two begin to try and watch the kid, before he starts wandering off and they have to go save him or catch him or stop him from breaking, chewing, or scratching on anything.
At the end of the day, their quills are all messed up and their gasping for air. "Is it Sunday yet?" Sonic asks.
"Nope." Amy replies, "And it won't get here any sooner."
Sonic flopped his head back, as the baby comes up to him, and hands him a toy on his leg.
"Uhh… uhhhhh, Amy it's touching me." he looks to her for instruction.
"Well… play with him, Sonic!" she encourages, cutely nudging him on to play.
Sonic picks up the toy car presented to him and points to it, as if asking the boy if he can play with it. "Zoooom~ Vrrrooom, vrrrooom~" Sonic starts moving the car around, as the little boy laughs at the noises, and Amy smiles, thinking Sonic so cutely charming right now.
Sonic smiles, seeing the kid likes it. "Ah, you like fast things, huh? Then get a load of…THIS!" Sonic dashes the toy car with him all over the room, before coming back and lightly tapping the boy's nose with the car. "Boop."
The kid starts laughing, as Sonic's confidence grows and he looks to Amy, excitedly. "H-hey! I think I'm doing this right!" he happily states, as Amy places a hand on her heart.
"Aw~"
Sonic ends up really getting attached to the boy, after the kid calms down and isn't a big problem anymore, as Amy takes tons of pictures and cuddles with the little guy.
Eggman ends up showing up and doing some evil plan and fails to realize the baby climbed aboard his robot, and is now controlling it!
It goes on a rampage as the team has to get him out of there before he hurts himself! Or someone in his way!
After getting him back, the team happily hands over the kid, but it's a bittersweet moment.
"See ya, Champ." Knuckles lightly taps the kid shoulder.
"Hasta la vista, baby." Tails leans up and ruffles the kid's hair.
"Aww, I'm gonna miss your adorable little cuddles~ and those cheeks~ and those dimples.. AWWWW-WHAAAA-HAA-HAA!" Amy pinches his cheeks and then burst out crying.
"Well, I'll have to take you on an adventure when you're older, little guy. And who knows! Being exposed to this kind of awesome, you may just grow up to be as cool as me someday! Even a hero. But remember, I'm the legend, there is no higher than me." he patted the kid's head as he giggled, and the parents thanked the team and walked away.
"I'm starting to see why no one wanted to care for the guy for a week." Sonic stated, and rolled his eyes, stretching. "Well, can't be helped. He's full of energy, reminds me a bit of me when I was a kid… oh, but way worse, I assure you."
"Yeah…. I want 20."
The three boys fell over like they do in animes when a 'DOH!' moment happens.
They all got up as Knuckles looked afraid, "Is that even possible?"
"Amy, you're insane!" Tails shouts back.
"Good luck finding a guy whose willing to put up with THAT, Amy…"
Amy sighs and giggles, and walks back with the boys. "What? Too much? Or too few?"
They groan at her joke.