animatedsuperchick19 asked:

How about this for a prompt, Sonic and Amy get into a pun battle of some sort constantly trying to one up the other. Tails and Knuckles walk by annoyed by the puns and one of them makes a comment about how they could be like the corniest (cause of puns) couple, and Sonic runs off. It doesn't have to be exactly like this though, feel free to tweak it since even my idea's a bit fuzzy...

cutegirlmayra answered:

Wow, puns, that's really hard to come up with xD but I'll do my best!

(Behold, the king of tree puns!)

Sonic and Amy have been having a weird rivalry starting with Amy doing food puns while cooking for the boys.

"Come on, boys! Move those unions already! It's like you don't even carrot about my dinner!"

"Amy, what are you going on about?"

"Forget it. I don't want to taco about it."

Sonic lowered his eyelids at how annoying it was to have someone thinking they could OUT PUN the KING of pun making.

"Amy, please. You're just a pun impasta. I'm the one making the celery for being punny around here!"

With that, the two were off, but the game was on! (ah-HA! XD)

Eggman had created a fan machine to act as a vacuum in a sense to try and suck up all the crop that the villagers had grown to cause panic and mayhem. After defeating it and having Tails reprogram the machine to blow OUT the food, Sonic replied,

"Well, looks like he's out-winded. Don't you agree, Amy?"

"Wow, Sonic. That pun really blew me away."

"Did I knock the air out of ya?"

"WILL YOU TWO STOP IT?!" Tails cried out, as Knuckles seemed to not get any of the puns.

"I don't get it." he stated, scratching his head before his eyes widened. "Ohhh…" he said, looking away, and then laughing. "That's hilarious!"

Tails face-palmed.

"Looks like he got his second wind." Amy stated, as Sonic fell from her brilliant delivery.

"That's not fair!" he cried out, "I just needed to catch my breath!"

Another time, Eggman had started polluting the waters by making a hidden HQ under the water's surface. Once destroyed, the team was in charge of helping the sea folk clean up his pollution.

"Hey, Amy." Sonic stated, helping to get scrap metal that was bopping on the ocean's surface out of the water.

"…"

"Amy!" Sonic called again.

"Oh, sorry. You didn't wave."

"….Oh, it's on." he muttered under his breath as he narrowed his eyes to her, and then gave a happy-go-lucky grin her way. "What makes the water so blue?"

"Hmm? What do you mean?" Amy leaned up from bending over to collect trash as well.

"Current events!" he beamed.

"Wow, I think I heard a coral of angelfish weep." she responded.

"Eh, they're eyes are just watery from how hilarious my pun was, that's all." he went back to work, thinking he had won.

Amy leaned up, hands on her hips as she looked to him with a sly look.

"Your puns are starting to get dry, Sonic."

"…You could almost say my pun quality is sinking from now on."

"That was deep. I feel like I'm drowning in pity for you."

"Yeah, I've really hit rock bottom now."

"But we've had a whale of a time, right?"

"Oh yeah. I really felt like a starfish."

"Do you know whose the richest fish of the sea? A goldfish."

"I feel a bit crabby now that this isn't seeming to end anytime soon." Sonic grumbled, seeing as she wasn't giving up so easily.

"Sea, this is why you could almost say I'm the annoying bay."

Sonic slipped in the water.

He laid there on the shallow end for a moment of the water… before raising his head up, and looking to Amy.

"You're krillin' me."

"DARN IT!"

"HAHA! I WIN!" Sonic shouted out, running along the shore. "Wooooo!"

"Are you shore?"

"DANG IT, WOMAN!"

(Sadly, I have to stop here, or it will never end xD)