Anonymous asked:

Okay, I usually see this fanart but barely in fanfiction, so how about Boom Knuckles x Rouge? Since Boom Knuckles has a different personality, I want to see how it'll play out. I think she'd find him adorable and definitely tease him in a different way from his Modern counterpart XD

cutegirlmayra answered:

I illegally step away from being forced to write the last two chapters of my novel to bring you this thrilling saga.

Prompt:

"Rouge!" Eggman billowed, throwing a quaking hand up in the air.

"My, my… now, that's no way to call a lady." Rouge, having stowed herself away in the rafters, flew down in perfect elegance with a sassy remark. "You really should try and keep that tone of yours in line, Doctor. What would happen if one day, you find you can't hit that note anymore?"

He ground his teeth together, in no mood for her shenanigans, "Quit the quick remarks already. You're real flighty, you know that? It's taken me forever just to track you down." He leaned on his console.

She placed her hands on her hips, looking off to the corner of the room as though keeping a secret. "I've been busy."… 'With G.U.N so gung-ho on being one step ahead of you, I haven't had one restful night to get my beauty sleep. Blame me for your temper-tantrum, ha!' "You're the one acting batty."

She folded her arms. "I've heard you've really stumbled upon an alternate universe. What's the deal, then? Need me to steal something?"

"How did you-?" He was actually pretty surprised, but twitched his mustache and turned back to his computer.

"As a matter of fact… you're stealthy feats are exactly what the job order…" He grinned widely as his glasses shined with the glow of the screen. "My other self, in that world, refuses to give me a secret formula for transmutation! Steal it for me, and you can have… These!" he grabbed a briefcase, spinning around and opening it to reveal a wide array of sparkling gems, each looked ravishing as her thoughts quickly spiraled into luxurious fantasies of wearing them while on a mountain of glittering treasures.

She reached for one, "And what would this formula look like..?" But he quickly closed the briefcase and set it down.

"Ho-ho-ho… have I enticed those old thievery hands, yet?"

'I haven't robbed in a long time, not since Knuckles…' she stopped her thought, "Alright, old man. You've tickled my fancies with your little… bribe." she twiddled her fingers towards the briefcase. "Give me the coordinates."

She offered him her hand.

She smirked, this would be genius! Not only could she go undercover and discover what world he was lurking in, but she could also inform G.U.N of transmutation plans he has in store.

And pack up those lovelies to boot, too!

Flying herself into another dimension, she changed her looks to fit in with the local crowd, all too easy-going for her taste. She tried to get data on this world's Eggman when she noticed Sonic and Tails. "That can't be..?" She put a dainty hand up to her mouth, blinking at the uncanny resemblance. "What is this? The timeline where Sonic goes on vacation?" she joked, moving on when suddenly…

"Knuckles! Look out!"

"W-woah-woah!"

CRASH.

"Knuckles?" Rouge turned back around.

There was a crushed fruit stand, Zooey exclaimed a shriek as her hands moved up to her face, "My watermelons!" she looked like she was about to faint before Tails quickly rushed over and caught her, blushing with a smile.

"Oh no, is he dead?" Sticks walked up with Amy then, before they both turned to Sonic who approached soon after.

"Not another wipeout. That's gotta be a new record!"

"Sonic, he was the record."

"Not for long. I plan on beating his record, towering over his as it blasts through the sky!" he pointed skyward, but the girls just looked unimpressed.

"Men aspire to the most strangest and pointless things." Sticks commented before a crowd gathered.

Being used to the attention, the Sonic team paid them no mind, but Rouge sneakily weaved her way to the front, all while pickpocketing and gathering a boa and sunglasses as a disguise. She swiped the walrus's necklace and rings before finishing her walk to the front.

Then…

Her boa lowered over her shoulder, her sunglasses fell forward and her mouth gaped wide.

A shadow casted over the crowd as a wet Knuckles rose from the watermelon remains and shook himself off from the juices.

In a slow-motion montage, Rouge was faced with the hardest challenge she has ever faced.

A beautiful distraction to her mission.

Biceps.

"Oh no." Rouge's eyes shrunk as she fell to her knees, 'He's even hotter in this world!' she rose her face up as her signature heart pattern flew around her head, having small black bat wings as they did so.

She was infatuated, purposefully withholding the priority of her mission to meet with him.

"Uhh… I told ya, Lady. I don't have a job other than being awesome." Knuckles shrugged, then flexed as Rouge let a long line of a smile stretch over her face.

"Nothing? Not even a … ancestorial vow of guardianship to overlook the safety of- oh say… a Master Emerald?" she scooted closer, but Knuckles was too caught up on all the technical jargon to know what she was talking about.

"Emerald? What emerald?"

Her eyes shot straight open with stars in her eyes.

No distractions…

"And with that," she pulled two of his long, trailing hairs down to force him to bend to her level. It didn't matter though, her wings were already pulling her up to his height.

His eyes were right smack in front of hers, unsure how to process such a pretty woman's actions, nor understand what they implied.

"You're now officially the better of the two." she went to flirt and move up closer to his wide chest she could literally sprawl herself out on when-

"Rouge! What's the hold-up?! Where's my formula?!" a mic triggered from her belt and she tsk'ed.

"Dratt. Even without your angry demeanor, there's still something there to interrupt." she pouted, glaring with a twitch of her eyebrow at her dimensions Eggman calling.

"…Wait, that sounded like-" It just so happened that Knuckles picked up the voice acting skills of Mike Pollock, which just so happened to be the same voice actor of his own Eggman.

"I hate to leave you wanting more, but I believe your rather large frame begs the question of if you can even fit more?" she let him go and blew him a kiss, heading for the other Eggman's base.

"…I always have room for Meh-burgers…" He blushed, seeming to like the blown kiss, "Hehehehe…AH!" he placed a hand on his chest, snapping out of his timid blush, raising his head out of his scrunched up shoulders. "Is she calling me fat!? the humiliation! I knew I shouldn't have skipped torso day!" he ran away crying, his self-esteem completely devasted.

The Sonic team attacked Eggman's base, giving the perfect avenue for Rouge to steal the formula, but she was constantly distracted by this new Knuckles.

Then, a robot shot a beam at her wing and she began to fall.

"Woah! Bat lady!" Knuckles leaped to her rescue, punching down the robot that had struck her.

"No, Knuckles! It's Batman- Hey! It's a girl!" Tails was amazed to see a woman in his arms.

She lifted her leg up, squeeing a moment before flopping herself upright again. "No time, Knucklehead. I'll swoon when my mission is- The vile!" she saw the formula, literally written down and rolled into a sailor's bottle, crash to the ground as Eggman raced to get it.

"No, she's a lady, Tails." Knuckles argued, as though unable to follow the current pace of the conversation as she flew out of his arms. He looked offended on her behalf, but when turning back to his arms, noticed she was gone. "Woah! Hey! Where'd the pretty lady go?"

"Spy!" Eggman shot more lasers, but she skillfully dodged them, kicking them with her tornado kick and hitting them off his machine.

"Yeeeep!" Eggman ducked in fright as Rouge looked ticked off, grabbing the front of his Eggmobile.

"You've ruined my summer fling for the last time!" she tried to grab the formula but was swiftly removed by Knuckles again, delicately placing her back to the ground as the Sonic team gathered in front of her.

"What'd you steal this time, Egghead?"

"Me!? It's her universe that's- Grr… scratch that. Nothing to hear here!" he shook his hand as if to dismiss the topic. He flew off then, grumbling about the inappropriate attire and how anyone could sneak around with a pink heart on their chest.

The comments rose a fire in Rouge. She maneuvered out of Knuckles's protective embrace and flew after Eggman. "Why you-! How dare you comment on a lady's attire!"

He turned around, smirking as he summoned a portal back to her universe.

She gulped, "Oh drat. Can't a lady get a vacation of her own too around here?" she accepted her defeat and flew through, after all…

She had what G.U.N needed, and…

There was only one Knucklehead for her.

It wasn't fun if there wasn't a Master Emerald to steal, or some raging red-faced echidna calling her names.

"It was a sweet summer, I'll always think of you." she blew a kiss to the Knuckles in this dimension, who looked relatively sad at her departure.

"Parting… is such sweet sorrow. I barely knew her, and yet," Poetically, Knuckles bent down and picked up her calling card. "She remembered my birthday." he thought the card was a birthday gift since he couldn't read.

He was on the verge of tears as everyone and their mombot looked to each other with a ruffled brow to show their confusion on the matter.

Sonic stepped forward, lifting a finger up- "Uhh… Knuckles-" He was cut off by Amy shaking her head, placing her arm out.

"It was his first love, let him believe what he will."

Tails scratched his head, "Wait,… is it really his birthday?"

The gang freaked out and hurriedly made plans for him, all the while… he sat and watched the sunset, holding her calling card in his large, fingered hand.

"Did I mention he had FINGERS? Ahhh-haha! Why couldn't I have just stayed a week longer!?" Rouge fawned to her G.U.N reporting manager, who took a deep breath in and an elongated breath out. "Miss Rouge, PLEASE. For the love of this planet… what did you learn about the other world?"

"I'm telling you, Mandy. it was GORGEOUS."