Anonymous asked:
Number 2: Tails and Zooey (Tails is geeking over some kind of tech or geeky thing)
cutegirlmayra answered:
Oh lol. This will be interesting xD
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Prompt: (Boom universe)
Tails flew to the brim of the stacks upon stacks of food products Zooey sold as she waved up to him from below.
"Wow, Tails. I can't imagine how useful it would be to fly whenever I wanted too." She put her hands together as he flew down, scratching the back of his head.
"It was nothin'. Though I do admit, I never liked my tails at the start." he looked back to his strange mutation, and flicked them out, before looking back to Zooey. "You could say they… grew on me. Haha!" he stepped to one foot and shrugged out his pun, hoping to make her laugh.
She did, and it filled him with joy to see her giggle.
"And you're funny too! I wish I had as many useful talents as you do, Tails." she nodded, and looked to her stacks of fruits and vegetables. "All I seem to be able to accomplish in my life is how to grow things." she sighed, but kept her pleasant smile.
"Ah! T-th-that's not true!" Tails quickly sped himself in front of her gaze, shaking his hands out, and then gesturing back to her, feeling a horrible sting on his heart and hearing her think that. "Y-you grow more than that! I mean, you help people grow too!"
"…Huh?" She tilted her head, not understanding.
"Umm… uhh.." Tails turned away, before looking back at her. "Like… when we first met, I thought of every silly, nonethical, and especially degrading stunt you could imagine to get your attention! But once I learned how to feel comfortable with my own skill-set, I learned that it's okay to be myself around you. You teach people to feel comfortable about who they are, without some cheap, side gimmicks." he turned shy a moment and kicked the ground with his foot, looking up and then down from her and then away. As if he couldn't look her in the eye while saying all those truths.
Zooey placed a hand on her heart, "Aww~" she walked over and kissed his cheek. "You're the greatest, Tails!" she waved him goodbye and went back to work.
He swayed back… and forth… before shaking his head, stopping himself from swooning further.
'Hey! Compliments gets kisses! Gotta log that.' He pulled out his cute Hello Doggy notebook and pen, writing his notes down.
He suddenly looked over his notes on 'how wooing should go, Main objective: Next level!' with Zooey's name covered in decorative designs and hearts.
He closed the book, pouting.
'This is taking too long…' he slowly turned his head to peek around his shoulder to Zooey, unaware of him, at the moment.
"Hmm…" he tapped the Hello Doggy pen up against his cheek, then got an idea.
'I know! I'll make a data chart! Once I formulate a fail-safe plan on how to win Zooey over, I won't need to feel so shy anymore!' he put the pen and journal away, heading home.
"S-see ya later, Zooey!" he waved behind him, still trying to summon enough confidence to continue being around her longer.
She waved back, "Bye, Tails." Very casually.
'Huh…" Tails lowered his hand, turning sorrowful. 'You know.. Sometimes I can't tell if we're even dating or not…' he flew off.
Sitting at home, he made his chart!
There was one problem… he couldn't connect everything together into a perfect, foolproof plan… the course could take a number of turns and he honestly didn't know her THAT well enough to know what would happen if something went wrong… other than her walking away… which he knew of from the first time he tried wooing her.
"Augh!" he fell back on his chair, closing his eyes, "After millions of years with men living among women… you'd think even ONE of us would have cracked the code… or skimmed the surface enough to make one, sure plan of action." he threw an arm over his eyes, sighing…
Then he got it.
The greatest epiphany of all mankind.
The thing that would ensure that any man could woo any woman!
But he didn't care about that, he just wanted Zooey to love him!
Or at least… get some more proof that she did, anyway!
He threw himself up.
-scene change-
"I'm sure you've all been wondering why I've gathered you here today."
Tails stood on a podium, as a group of 'men only' were present for the council, as even the Mayor was sitting in the chair, looking at the pamphlet that stated, 'How to get your girl, the scientific discovery of a lifetime! -Miles "Tails" Prower'.
"What do you think about this, Knuckles?" Sonic leaned over to Knuckles, not WANTING to be here… but here nonetheless…
He had his arms folded as Knuckles chowed down on refreshments and food.
"I don't know! Why am I even here? Oh, wait! I remember." he kissed a piece of pizza and then ate it. "H-hey! It works!" he gestured to Sonic who rolled his eyes.
"Actually, I'm honestly banking on this for the rest of my life." Fastidious Beaver stated, looking done with the rest of his life…
Eggman, Orbot, and Cubot had disguised themselves as woodland creatures to attend too, as Eggman eagerly took his seat, trying to be inconspicuous.
"Finally! A bullet-proof plan to make wemon all over the world swoon at my feet! With a big enough army equipped with my spectacular weaponry, I'll be unstoppable! After all, who would hit a lady!?" Eggman gestured, sure this was the right place to be.
Orbot sighed, "I just want to find a nice robot with a heart of gold…literally, that element is known to be quite desirable."
Cubot shrugged, "Eh. I'm just here to boo. BOO! BOO! Down with innovation!"
Eggman shut him up by smashing his head down, "Quiet you! I'm trying to come off subtle."
Some villagers turned around, glaring.
Eggman waved at them nervously, before flicking his animal ear, trying to look authentic.
"Now then, it's time to reveal my super-exclusive, one of a kind, sure way to get a woman to fall in love with ya! That's right! I've broken the female psyche!"
"He's mad! Ehem." Someone called out, but it sounded like a higher pitch… before grumbling back down into a deeper voice.
Tails fidgeted a little, and moved on. "Uhh… well… To be clear, it's actually rather simple… just… complicated on execution."
"You'll have an execution if you're wrong! Ehem." that same voice…
Tails shook it off, looking offended.
"As I was saying…" he glared out at the crowd, before revealing his powerpoint! "Tah-dah!"
It had two steps on it.
Sonic raised an eyebrow, as Knuckles pointed and laughed, before dropping it. "I don't get it."
"You see!" Tails flew over to it, pointing with his withdrawable stick. "Women, in their natural dialogue, will say something negative about themselves almost 40% of the time. Depends on the mood." he shrugged, before flying over to step two, "The trick is," he looked like he was getting excited, explaining his findings. "To really get their hearts going, you need to be able to apply the negative information you just learned… and deflect it!" he swished his pointer out, as the men 'ooh'd before Knuckles said again,-
"I don't get it."
Tails drooped his ears, annoyed, before going back to stage one.
"Okay. Look. It's simple. But you have to be creative." he clicked the powerpoint to show a generic girl on it.
"Hey! That's my sister!"
"Ohh!" he shook his head, "Fine, I have another picture."
It was another generic girl.
"Hey, that's my twin sister!"
"UGH!"
Tails clicked it again.
"Hey, that's my step-sister!"
Click.
"Half-Sister!"
"UGGH! Okay, no visuals! Just look at the board!" Tails gestured to it again. "If a girl says something bad or mean or just plain awful about herself, you counteract it by saying something wonderful, meaning, and true about themselves! It's that simple! The more times you succeed, the more they'll want to be around you cause you make them feel good about themselves."
The men all looked around at each other.
"The only problem is that we never pick up on it. We barely notice when we say those negative things about ourselves…" Tails looked down, fiddling with his stick as he slid it around the palms of his hands that were tightly holding on to it. "But… that's what so amazing about girls. They do pick up naturally on it. And when we do it, it helps them see that we care just as much as they care about us."
Eggman picked up a tissue, wiping a tear away.
Orbot looked up at him, confused. "Sir?"
"I'm fine. Really… just thinkin' of momma." he sneezed into the tissue, getting emotional. "She was always there for me and my countless failures! WHAAAA HAAA HAAAA… MOMMA."
Cubot boo'd.
"There, there." Orbot patted his back, "I'm sure she was a lovely lady… with a lovely nose to match her sons."
Eggman smiled to him, before bashing his head. "Don't ever touch me again."
"I would have liked to say I object… but I actually think is rather sweet, Tails."
"Huh?"
A few people stood up in the room, and removed their hoodies.
"AH!" Tails was shocked, "Amy! Sticks! Z-Zooey!?" his eyes went crazy as he gripped his head at seeing her there too.
"Honey!"
"Darling!"
"Momma?" "My Baby!"
"My Sister-in-law!"
The generic girl smiled.
Amy stepped up to the podium, as Tails came flying down, looking afraid.
"How did you-?"
"What? It's not like you had security in here."
Tails glared at the dressed up bears, who nudged each other and ran out.
"Ugh.. did you ALL hear that?" Tails put a hand to his face, worried about Zooey…
Amy placed a hand on his shoulder, "Tails. Although I honestly don't believe you could have cracked the female mind, I do appreciate the sentiment of wanting to encourage a healthy self-esteem." she turned to the audience. "Gentlemen. What Tails said has some truth. By noticing and caring about the girls you love, you can show them through more than just simply words that you care about them. That you're willing to support them, and remind them why they're so special to you."
As Amy gave her speech, couples all got together and held one another, smiling up to each other. Even the evil ones~3
"As we both, not just men or women, learn to recognize our strengths, talents, and aid each other in our short comings, we'll make a world proud to be a world! Now whose with me!?" she rose her fist into the air.
"Yeah!" they all cheered.
Tails flew down to Zooey. "Z-Zooey, I-" he felt so embarrassed, but she smiled and put a kiss on his cheek. "Oh! W-wait! I didn't compliment you or talk great about what you thought was bad or-"
She put a finger to his lips, and shook her head.
"Oh, Tails. Didn't you say I was someone who helped those around them see the good in themselves? And not in what they should become?"
He lowered his head, ashamed.
She giggled and raised it up to look at his sweet eyes again. "I think it was a sweet gesture to try and figure out what makes me happy, Tails. But everyone girl is different. I think, we both have insecurities and weaknesses, that we can both help each other out on. What do you say?"
He smiled, taking her hand in his. "I say… Zooey, even if I'm kind of a dork…" he looked away, as she giggled again, and he blushed, looking back up at her. "Will you go out with me? Again?" he was worried about saying that last part.
"Tails? I thought we were going out?"
That sentence made sparked a chain reaction in Tails, and he immediately was so happy that he could barely speak it.
She giggled as Amy walked down, clapping.
"Cheers for the underdog!"
"Here, here!"
Eggman threw the pamphlet behind him, "Well, that was a COMPLETE waste of my time! Don't you men know that women need something to attack and take over too? Like the world!" Eggman quickly dashed off. "that's it! If I claim the world! I'll get the girl! WHAHAHA! Who doesn't like a man with flare and power!?"
"Boo! Boo!"
"Shut up, Cubot."
Sonic walked over to Amy, "So… You once again spoil the party."
She smirked, "Like you were enjoying the party."
He smiled and stood next to her, the two smiling to one another.
"…Any weaknesses I should know about?"
"Emm… Not much. I'm kinda perfect you know."
"Funny. So am I."
They winked to each other.