hello this an alter universe where jay and mickey don't exist and Amy and Sammy are in this show (and no the scene in ep-13 of Dwayne and junior watching the 6th season is not happening now). How well will they do as "the rival twins"? Will they win? Will they get some penalties? How will they interact with the other duos? Find out right now in Ridonculous race but with Amy and Sammy! (there might be some spelling mistakes)
ep-1 none down 18 to go part 1
Don: This is Toronto the capital of north America (he said it in the show) birth place of funk where the albino panther roams free. Beneath my manly size-13 brogues 18 duos (not calling them teams) are arriving at this historic train station ready to embark on a race around the world. I'm your host Don and this is the Ridonculous race.
intro plays
Don: Welcome to the Ridonculous race right now 18 teams from across the country are readying themselves to embark on a race to the death. *ear phone noises* Not to the death? ok. Let's meet the teams that aren't racing to the death. *winks*
(yes i have to include almost everything that doesn't involve the rival twins)
Don: Carrie and Devin "best friends"
[Confessional]
Carrie: I met Devin in the sandbox and we haven't spent a day apart since if anyone can win this race its us.
Devin: yeah I know Carrie so well it's like we're. What are you doing.
Carrie: *stops gazing* hmm oh uh lynne check for the camera wo race.
[ends]
Don: Kelly and Taylor mom and daughter.
[Confessional]
Taylor: so A I'm really hot obviously and B I'm pretty much the best at everything I do. so unless my mom messes things up we're totally gonna win this race.
Kelly: Taylor and her friends love when i hang with them. I've known as the "cool mom" we're so tight people often mistaken us for sisters.
Taylor: wait what
[ends] (the confessional are gonna be like this deal with it)
Don: Emma and Kitty actual sisters.
[Confessional]
Emma: I'm studying international law so thats gonna give us a real edge. Which is good because we're here to win.
Kitty: and to see the world meet hot guys and have some fun.
Emma: if there is some time for that which there won't be so let's just focus on winning okay.
Kitty: ugh
Emma: good
[ends]
Don: crimson and ennui two exceptional pale teens *thunder* okay thats just unnerving. Owen and Noah seasoned reality TV participants
Owen: wo don't leave me hanging *hand is up*
[Confessional]
Owen: Noah and I met on total drama and we've both been on tons of reality shows since then like meltdown kitchen and scare tractor and fashonaista flip flop.
Noah:Don't know how you got on that one.
Owen: oh I'm so psyched to be reunited with my little buddy come here *bear hugs Noah*
(now time for the change)
Don: Amy and Sammy Identical twins who really hate each other.
[Confessional]
Amy: Total drama has been rough my elimination was so stupid how they think that Samey was me. This time its a race and this time i will win and take all money if Samey doesn't mess it up'
Sammy: I cant believe you forced me into this when I-.
Amy: shut up! at least the show wont be that dangerous.
[ends]
Don: The totally in love daters Stephanie and Ryan.
[Confessional]
Ryan: Stephanie and I met at the gym two months and six days ago and we've been going steady ever since
Stephanie: we're so excited neither of us has ever traveled before there's so much to discover like what a chocolate protein bar stays like in china.
Ryan: I was just wondering that too.
Stephanie: no way.
*they make out*
[ends]
Don: Josee and Jacques ice dancers.
[Confessional]
Jacques: We know how to win with one go to everywhere.
Josee: except the olympics he dropped me so we only got silver.
*Jacques cries*
Josee: silver is his least favorite color.
[ends]
Don: Geoff and Brody life long friends and surfer dudes.
Geoff: hahaha going around the world on someone else's dime sweet hey Bridgette ha love you babe.
[Confessional]
Geoff: my girl and I did total drama but she's surfing her way in Australia right now. so boom entre my bud Brody.
Brody: yeah guy bros forever. GN beef wit n.
[ends]
*shows the already announced teams arriving at the starting line*
Don: right this way duos. Also competing dwayne and dwayne jr father and son.
[confessional]
Dwayne: oh I spend a lot of time at the old office there so this race is a perfect chance for junior and I to squeeze in a little farther-son bonding time right bud oh.
Junior: uh yeah sure dad uh hey are there any other my age of this thing.
Dwayne: oh uh
[ends] (nope)
Don: Sanders and MacArthur ambitious Police Cadets.
[Confessional]
MacArthur: We're tough as nails and will go to the extreme to win this thing.
Sanders: Definitely as long as we don't break any international laws.
MacArthur: I'm okay with breaking a few.
[ends]
*Lorenzo and Chet fights*
Don: Lorenzo and Chet new step brothers.
[Confessional]
Lorenzo: My dad married his mom last year but we still hate each other so they're making us do this jerks.
Chet: Don't call my mom a jerk *pushes* jerk
Lorenzo: SHUT YOUR WORD HOLE JERK *pushes*
*they fight*
[ends]
Don: also racing Tom and Jen highly attractive fashion bloggers with impeccable taste. I told you not to let the teams write their own cards.
[Confessional]
Jen: hey hey all our blog followers out their wish us luck
Tom: I bet Jen we could win the race but I didn't think she actually take me up on it
Jen: I put my mind to something and it happens.
[ends]
Don: Rock and Spud the rockers
[Confessional]
Rock: Spud wasn't sure about doing this cuz he's that super spinner good at much of anything except rocking out.*air guitar* so I said you just rock bud I'll carry you.
[ends] (spud doesn't speak at that part for some reason)
Don: Laurie and Miles granola loving hippy dippy friends.
[Confessional]
Laurie: we want to win so we can donate to our favorite charities. save the hunchback walrus goat milk eco warriors people for ethical treatment of ants so many great causes.
[ends]
Don: Ellody and Mary scientific geniuses who say they will use their winnings to support the science community.
Ellody: astrophysics is underfunded reality shows is author monetary prizes conundrum salt.
Don: Leonard and Tammy dedicated live-action role players whatever that is.
Leonard: pahkitew island was tough but with Tammy's new spells huzzah we'll claim the dragon's eye that's dwarvish for 1,000,000
*Tammy makes music*
[ends]
Don: and finally Gerry and Pete retired pro tennis players and friendly rivals.
[Confessional]
Gerry: we're both very competitive but for a half a mil each game on.
*both laughs*
Pete: Maybe we'll get some new sponsorships anyone need a pitchman for senior laxatives
Both: call his agent *laughs*
[ends] (ok we're done with this intro to all duos)
Don: welcome constants this is the starting line for your 26 part race around the world. Each part ends at a chill zone get there fast because the last team to stand on the carpet of completion may be cut from the competition. but the first duo to reach our last chill zone will win 1,000,000 dollars
*everyone cheers*
Don: look over here this is the Don box press the button the is on top you will get travel tips through the ridonculous race. ready teams on yours get set.
(Amy and Sammy are in the bottom left corner)
Don: Race! WATCH THE FACE NOT THE HAIR *falls*
Geoff: race on foot to the CN tower
Amy: and find the don box to next tip. Come on Samey!
*Sammy sighs*
Junior: There's the tower
Jacques: and here comes the competition
Dwayne: huh where *crashes into trash can* oh my bad
(ice dancers are in trash can)
Geoff: whoa nasty are you guys okay
*frees themselves*
Geoff: oh rad *trash can lands on them* go.
Dwayne: There's the don box.
Sammy: that was easy.
Junior: *reads* its an either-or what an either-or?
*surfers crash into pole*
*camera goes to don*
Don: an either-or gives the choice of two challenges. they either climb 144 flights of stairs to reach the world's observation deck that's just under a billion stairs or scares take the elevator then get the scare of a lifetime by doing a sky walk all the way around the outside of the tower not to worry though they'll be wearing helmets and as an extra precaution we had a safety rail installed. teams must finish either task and find this local guide to revive their next tip
Sanders: 144 flights of stairs yeah will do scares
Tom: scares?
Chet: scares called it
Amy: stairs like or not.
[Confessional]
Amy: no way we are walking outside of that tall building I don't want to die.
Sammy: stairs tiring but its safe
[ends]
Dwayne: First in the elevator all right way to go junior give me a high five.*trips*
*elevator will go to all floors*
Dwayne: oops
[Confessional]
Dwayne: for a skinny tower there sure are a lot of floors.
[ends]
*father and son now takes stairs*
Geoff: hey who pushed all the buttons
MacArthur: gotta take the stairs
Sanders: or we could just wait
MacArthur: hustle
Jen: meh this will probably still be faster.
Amy: Faster Samey!
Dwayne: if anyone asked we chose stairs always stairs
Don: while Father and son and the rival twins commit to climbing the unconscionable number of stairs. more teams choose scares but they're in for a long wait.
Jen: hey hey fashion blog followers we would like to about today's fashion faux-pas which is
Tom. overalls eugh nasty
Jen: I know right like get with today
*they came out soaked in water by the janitor*
Jen: I don't see any other duos we're in first place. eeeeee
Tom: Let's hit the sky walk and strut all the way to the winner's circle.
Jen: We are so the team to beat.
*the outside with the wind*
Jen: WE HAVE TO WALK OUT HERE!
Don: oh yes you do the ridonculous race will return
(yeah im not doing commercial breaks again)
Don: Those who abandoned the elevator are in for a painful climb and frankly that will be more fun to watch.
Amy: what the i thought you were doing scares.
Dwayne: we uh changed our mind
Sammy: and so are those other people
Junior: he accidentally pressed all the buttons
Amy: oh wow but should I ask what is your son doing in a show like this
Dwayne: Father and Son time?
*the rival twins look at each other concerned*
Taylor: oh great thank for being slow now we're in a race for last place. when we get home hire yourselfa personal trainer
Kelly: great idea sweetie
Taylor: I know that's why i thought of it.
Sanders: oh thighs on fire so queasy.
MacArthur: *picks up Sanders* oh you're one of those skinny fat people can't climb ten flights of stairs without spewing chunks huh what do you do yoga.
Don: as most of the teams to climb the or wait and wait and wait some more fashion bloggers are first to reach the observation deck but the scare might be to much for them.
Tom: WE CAN'T GO OUT ON THAT DEATH WALK I am fashionably celt the wind will blow me away
Don: with the return of the elevator the competition is heating up.
Taylor: rude
Owen: wow nice robe
Leonard: It has cloaking powers observe "Disappear aksah Convinced akash" can't see me anymore can ya
Owen: um I'm gonna go ever there (seems legit to the rest of the cast)
Tom:he-helmets are you crazy you want us to ruin our hair no i did not sigh up for that.
Jen: plus aubergine really isn't my color.
Tom: it's not trust
(bruh)
Geoff doing great bro our cavles are gonna be so tired after this
Brody: yeah totally we're gonna look like greeks gods from the knees down
Josee: hello to all our fans! We love you!
Sanders put me down I can do this
MacArther:I beg to differ chicken legs.
[confessional]
MacArthur: It's all in the glutes I only use the stair machine at the gym. I'm basically 80% glutes at this point they've taken over the rest of my muscles.
you see this its glutes its all glutes.
Don: after an hour of stair climbing some of our contestants are really losing it.
Chet: if we come in last its your fault new face
Lorenzo:hurry up and climb faster slow-poke
Chet:stop breathing on my back sweat ball.
Sammy: huff huff I feel like im going to faint.
Amy: NO! we are not stopping
Josee: hello slow twins
Amy: but how?
Devin: There's the sky walk come on.
Tom: hold on I need to make sure that my helmet is disinfected before we do this.
Ellody: really
Devin: WA OH MAN
Carrie: Okay you've always wanted to conquer your fear of heights right
Devin: I'm not scared of heights I'm scared of falling! big difference
Carrie: don't worry its a TV competition its got to be safe
Bird: POOT IT BROKE
Carrie: WHOA
Pete: NOW WE'RE THE LEAD YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE CHUCKLE HEADS
Carrie: You can do it i believe in you.
Devin: That Makes one of us
Raccoon with umbrella: AHHHHHH
Owen: Oh make way for two more!
Taylor: sorry no room. this elevator sound awful.
*Owen farts*
Taylor: oh its smells awful
Carrie: That's it keep putting one over the other. I'm so proud of Devin.
Devin: I couldn't do it without you pal. I'm going to die 3x
Kitty: THIS IS SO COOL
Emma: focus this is life or death
Kitty: come on look at what doing its incredible I feel so alive
Emma: yeah make sure you put that quote in your gravestone.
Jen: Promise me you will never let go.
Tom: NEVER can you believe people pay to do this.
Laurie: We're doing this for you mother earth don't kill us.
MacArthur: Coming through cadets for the win
Jacques: Not for long.
Don: The last elevator arrived but while those duos still have to take the dreaded sky walk duos who took the stairs are literally leaping into the lead.
Jacques: first place catch a flight with a zip right eye line to your dip. huh?
Don: duos must take a flimsy zipline over lake Ontario to this island airport and snag their next tip along the way the line was tested this morning by our intern andrew condolences again to his family.
*Josee gets tip*
Jacques: go team Canada.
Devin: oh thank goodness
Pete: ARGH my artificial knee just came out
[confessional]
Pete: gotta say agreeing to do this show is a great idea. We've been though way tougher battles onany of these kids. so what is they got more zing more ambition more blind optimism more...this show is a terrible idea
Sanders: finally
MacArthur: yeah now its your turn to carry me
Sanders: what
MacArthur: I'm joking you couldn't carry a loaf of bread
Amy: Huff Huff Finally made
*Sammy falls*
Amy: Come on don't give me that look we have to zipline now
Sammy: REALLY i always wanted to that.
Amy: ugh
[Confessional
MacArthur: looks like alot of duos are dealing with some dead weight
Sanders: Duh are you referring to me and that other girl!?
[ends]
Carrie: zipline I've always wanted to do that
Gerry: zipline I'VE NEVER WANTED TO DO THAT
*ice dancers land*
Josee: Thank you we love you!
Don: uh who are you waving to there is no one here.
Ice dancers: our fans
[confessional]
Josee: our fans gives us love and energy we need to perform under extreme pressure. Without them my parther Jacques would never be able to overcome his many faults.
Jacques: um why did you say many like that.
Josee: you know why.
[ends]
Jacques: book two seats on then next flight to morocco.
Don: There are three flights heading to morocco departing 30 minutes apart duos who make it onto the first flight have the distinct advantage of arriving first. duos on the last flight should probably question entering this race because wow really.
[confessional]
Noah: every reality show I've been on I've lost this no excuses no distractions I got my eye on the cheddar.
Owen: and to taste the foods winning wo
[ends]
Amy: You better grab the tip samey.
*Sammy grabs it*
Amy: good now get in front of me
Sammy: what are you ser-*sees a soft landing spot* never mind
*Carrie grabs tip*
Devin: we did it you are the best.
*carrie blushes*
[confessional]
Devin: I had to the race with carrie she's smart fast determined
Carrie: aw
Devin: and my gf shelly was busy
[ends] (why)
Gerry: need a hand *pushes Pete off* That was for Evelyn 77
Pete: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *splashes*
Gerry: got it OH DANNIT *splashes*
Owen: you need to put on a few pounds whoa.
*Noah and Owen starts to slide*
Noah: DO NOT LET GO!
[Confessional]
Noah: maybe doing this show is a bad idea
[ends]
Rock: dude check this out *spits it land on spud* hehe sorry
[confessional]
Rock: was howling like hhhhhhh and the spit whipped his face like spat.
[ends]
MacArthur: First one to grab the tip gets the top bunk back at dorm room.
Sanders: I already have it
MacArthur: not for long.
Brody: yeah we did it *fall* ah my calves my calves
Dwayne: good job
Stephanie: we did it baby
Ryan: whoa watch your step sweet cheeks
Stephanie: I love it when you get old gentleman like
Owen:whee
Ellody: well that was illuminating
[confessional]
Ellody: based on the splatter the wind veolcity was 45 knots. 20 more and we'd be splattered
Best friends: morocco woho *laughs*
Brody: leg in pain
Geoff: just keep breathing come on like pin it out let me hear it
*step brothers are here*
Don: as more duos reach the tarmac(what)and gets seats on 1 and 2 the race to not come in last intensifies
Brody: I NEED POTASSIUM
Geoff: DOES ANYONE HAVE A BANANA.
Lorenzo: I snagged it read
*step brothers and surfers land*
Geoff: thanks for breaking our fall dudes oh morocco awesome
Don: The teams have arrived and flights have been booked
Flight one{Ice dancers Rival twins Daters Father and son Police cadets and Tv pros}
Flight two{Sisters vegans fashion bloggers rockers best friends and geniuses}
Flight three{larpers step brothers surfers mother and daughter goths and tennis rivals
Don: will win the next first jaunt in our race tune in next time to find out the ridonculous race is to be continuned.
and thats the first episode done what do you think about it so far see you later for next chapter