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Love, Luck, & Lemons.

'I can't believe this is happening.' A young skinny boy with tanned skin and white hair wearing a blue shirt and khaki shorts thought with a sigh as he sat in the waiting room of a police station as a police officer walked through the door and approached him.

"Excuse me, Rudy, was it?...Your mother gave us the phone number to your aunt and she's coming to pick you up." He said with a soft tone as Rudy rolled his eyes. "Thanks…" He said dejectedly before he fully processed what the officer told him. 'Wait…aunt?...but mom told me Aunt Carlotta was in Aruba.' He thought in confusion as he stared at the clock on the wall, its clicking sounding much louder than it truly was in the silent waiting room.

Rudy gave a sigh as he thought back to how he ended up here. 'I can't believe she went that far just because of her freaking pride.'

We zoom in on a corner store in Great Lakes City that a beat up car pulled up in front of.

Inside said car was one Ronalda Santiago as she gave a sigh and pulled a gun out from under her seat as she slipped on a ski mask. '...Do it for Rudy, Ronalda…just do it for Rudy.' She thought while taking a deep breath before throwing the door open and bolting inside with the gun in hand.

Numerous loud bangs and horrified screams could be heard as Ronnie was shown running out the store holding a cash register as she quickly threw it in the backseat of her car as she hopped in the driver's seat and quickly drove off, just as the sounds of police sirens could be heard.

'It's a miracle she didn't kill someone…even if she collapsed part of the ceiling and caused it to crash on someone.' Rudy thought as he was brought out of his thoughts from the sounds of footsteps. "Hello…are you Rudy?" A voice asked as he turned his head to the station entrance…and instantly had to hold back a nosebleed as a short black woman wearing a green hoodie, baggy jeans and black shoes with a thick pair of glasses on her face, short cut black hair…oh yeah, and a massive pair of breasts that threatened to tear open the hoodie's zipper.

Rudy gulped as he felt his face heat up. "Uhhhh…y….yeah I…I'm Rudy." He stammered softly as she gave a small friendly smile. "A pleasure to meet you. I am Lisa Loud, your aunt. Follow me, please, and I'll take you to your father." she spoke as he gave a shocked look.

"M-My dad?!" Rudy said in a shocked tone, making her raise an eyebrow. "Yes, your father. Why do you sound so surprised by that?" she asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Well…mamá doesn't really like talking about him…" Rudy spoke, rubbing his shoulder and looking away as Lisa gave a sigh.

"…Ahh…I see she's still sore about his…decision." She muttered to herself while rubbing the bridge of her nose. "Yes…your mother evidently gave the police my number most likely because it was the only one of ours she still had. But that's besides the point. I'm here to take you back with me to your fathers. Would you like to stop by your house to retrieve any personal belongings?"

"Welll…okay." He said uneasily, almost as if he didn't want to do so. "Very well, tell me your address and I'll take you there." Lisa said as she walked ahead with Rudy following and trying hard not to stare at her ass, which her baggy jeans were just BARELY able to hide…at least, hide from someone who wasn't paying too much attention to it.

However, Lisa could tell Rudy was doing this and gave a smirk. 'Hmmm, so he's eying me?...he certainly is his father's son. The girls are going to love him~' She thought with a grin as she opened the door to her vehicle; a large black van.

"Well? Don't be afraid, go in." She smiled as Rudy climbed up inside and saw that the floor of the van was lined with red velvet carpet and smelled of roses and lavender. 'Not…Not what I was expecting.' He thought as he climbed into the back seat.

After a swift 45 minute drive, Lisa pulled up to a small nearly rundown house on the edge of the city. The grass in the front lawn was high and uncut, one of the windows was broken and the front door looked old and rotten.

"...Well… here we are…home sweet home" Rudy sighed with an embarrassed look. "We, uh, haven't really had the best luck with earning money…" He said sheepishly as Lisa gave him a sympathetic look as she followed him up to the house as Rudy reached into a nearby bush and pulled out a key which he used to unlock the door, roughly pushing it open. Lisa and Rudy walked inside where Lisa gasped at seeing the virtually bare house as all she could see in the living room was a moldy old couch with a cracked box TV in the corner.

"We…kinda had to sell a lot of our stuff to pay for rent…"

'...Ronalda…why didn't you tell anyone?' Lisa thought sadly. "Wait, did you say you two RENT this place?!"

"Yeah…we couldn't really do anything against the landlord cause…well, no money…" Rudy said uneasily as Lisa was beyond speechless.

'Good lord, does Flip have a cheaper cousin or something?'

"…I may be able to do something about that…after we get your current situation all figured out, of course." Lisa told him as she watched Rudy go off down the hallway to his room where she followed him and saw that in his room, all he had was a pile of clothes (that he was shoveling into two different backpacks) and a dirty old mattress on the floor, as well as a Omochao plush.

"Take a picture, it'll last longer…" He said, knowing very well that she was staring. "It's at least better than mamá's room. She gave me the good mattress." He spoke as Lisa gave a frown as she walked off down the hall and noticed the only other rooms were the bathroom and Ronnie-Anne's room. Opening the door she gasped as she saw that Ronnie's room was also pretty much empty, save for a torn and broken down mattress box spring. 'I knew she was prideful, but this…she should know there has to be a limit…is she just that ashamed to ask someone for help?…'

"Alright…I have everything…" Rudy said while carrying the two backpacks as Lisa noticed his somewhat depressed look.

"...Very well…let us depart." She said as they left the building, with Rudy closing the front door and locking it behind them…just as the door hinges broke off from the frame, the bolt lock now being the only thing holding the door in place.

"…*Sigh* It's not even worth getting angry over." Rudy groaned irritably as he climbed into his aunt's van. Lisa gave a sigh of her own as she shook her head. She couldn't believe the living conditions that Ronnie and her son had. 'Ronalda…why?' She asked herself once more before getting in the driver's seat and starting the van. Looking in the rearview mirror, she saw Rudy, still looking ever so dejected and sad.

Lisa drove her van up to a driveway as the small amounts of jostling woke up Rudy who had fallen asleep.

"We're here." She told him, hearing his startled snort as he sat up and rubbed his eyes while letting out a yawn. Looking out the window, Rudy could barely make anything out with how dark it was on the street, save for a few flashing street lights. Turning his attention to the windshield, he realized they were in front of a small gate entrance inside of a massive wall. "We had to install this due to all the complaints of people being kept up all night."

"Kept up?" Rudy questioned as the gate opened and they drove inside, his eye almost immediately being bombarded with bright light. As his eyes slowly adjusted, they widened at the sight before him; a large mansion with practically every light inside and outside turned on.

"Come along now, Rudy." Lisa spoke, opening the door as he hopped out and followed her up a walkway to a front door on the right side of the building, which she then knocked on rather rhythmically.

"What's the password?" A young voice on the other side said, surprising Rudy that there was another kid inside. 'Do I have a sister?'

"Liby, just open the door." Lisa sighed in annoyance.

"I can't be sure who you are without a password!"

"Did Luan put you up to this so she can set up another prank in my lab?"

"…N…No…"

"…Open the damn door."

"…Not without a password…"

Rudy snickered a little as he could practically hear her smiling.

"...Liby Annabelle Loud if you dont open this damn door, you will be sleeping OUTSIDE!"

"Yeah…we both know dad wouldn't let that slide after…ya know… so that threat means nothing to me…so, you gonna say that password or…?"

At this point Lisa could hear Rudy's snickering which prompted her to shoot him a semi-playful and semi-serious glare as he turned away with an innocent look.

"...Ugh fine…Big booty…..bitches." Lisa muttered with her face going dark as they both then heard a deeper female voice start snorting. "HA! That's my girl, I told you we could get her to say it! Come on, Lisa, get that big black ass in here!"

The bolt lock then clicked, prompting Lisa to growl and throw the door open

"Lincoln, why did you let her do this?" Rudy heard Lisa mutter as he walked in behind her, his eyes no longer needing to adjust to the lights as they widened at the sight of the rather normal looking living room in front of him, honestly expecting more.

"Luan!" He heard Lisa snap as she angrily chased another woman up a staircase. "What's wrong, sis? Can't take a joke?" She laughed deeply, with Rudy recognizing her as the owner of the deeper voice.

"Sorry about that." Rudy heard behind him as the door closed. "Mom just wanted to screw with Aunt Lisa a little, she can be a bit of a hardass sometimes." Rudy turned around and saw the girl who was behind the door.

She was a little taller than him, with light brown skin and messy black hair that went to her shoulders. Her face was covered in freckles that complimented her blue eyes, although the large metal headgear around her mouth attached to a yellow plastic headband took up more of his attention. She was dressed in a pair of orange checkered pajamas with slippers, although Rudy was…ahem…'enamored' by the budding developing mounds that were beneath her pajama shirt…and the two points on said mounds.

Rudy felt his face heat up as she noticed his expression. "So, who are you, cutie? Auntie Lisa, did you kidnap a kid to play with?" She giggled as Lisa face palmed and Rudy heard a laugh come from the stairs…this one sounding deep, like the womans…but more masculine. "Liby, I'm pretty sure Lisa already has enough stress from dealing with kids, she doesn't need to take more." He heard as he turned back to the stairs and saw a man walking down. His skin was white and pasty, although not as white as his trimmed hair, and like the now named Liby, he too had freckles adorning his face. He was wearing an orange Pajama shirt and gray sweatpants, but the feature Rudy really took notice of was the large chipped portion in his front teeth.

"..." Rudy was silent as Lisa gave a smile. "...Rudy, this is your father."

"*GASP* I FINALLY HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!" Liby said excitedly with stars in her eyes as Rudy just stared at his father

Lincoln however was both stunned, and yet also happy. "...so…..how's your mother?" He said awkwardly, not really knowing what to say or how to start off an interaction with his son. Although, he was smart enough to notice the tension now growing in the air from his attempt.

"…"

"You don't have to-"

"No, no…it…it's fine. Mom…I think she's going to prison for a few years…" Rudy spoke while looking down.

Seeing how awkward everything was, this gave Lisa an idea. "Liby? Why don't you take Rudy upstairs? To the guest bedroom. He can sleep there until we prepare more proper living arrangements."

"Oh! Sure!" The young girl said, still excited that she had another sibling. "Come on, I'll show you where it is. You MAY need a map." She took his wrist and pulled him upstairs with her, leaving Lincoln and Lisa back in the living room. "…Did she…hu-"

"I'm going to stop you there. Ronalda is…rough around the edges…but she isn't that kind of parent. I saw and heard no signs of her abusing Rudy in physical, mental or emotional ways."

Hearing Lisa say that made a newfound weight suddenly lift from his shoulders as he sighed. "No, Ronalda's situation is…complicated…the home she and Rudy were renting is so run down I don't think Flip would beat them in a cheapskate competition, and when we went to retrieve his belongings the entire house was almost empty."

"What? I thought Ronnie had a great job!"

"So did I…it appears her employer did some…restructuring and she was let go. It also appears your child support has been mostly going to their rent, which, given how ludicrously high prices have gone in the past decade, is at least 85%."

"…Why did he say she was going to prison?" He asked, not really sure if he wanted the answer to that.

"…She got desperate and robbed a convenience store…to make things worse her assault caused the elderly store manager to suffer a heart attack and die, though Rudy isn't aware of the latter information or some other information. She's being sentenced for armed robbery and two counts of second degree murder."

"…TWO counts?"

"She didn't directly shoot anyone, but her gun went off and caused the ceiling to collapse on the assistant manager."

"…I…I need some air…" Lincoln said, now feeling a bit queasy as he went to the window and stuck his head outside, breathing heavily as Lisa put her hand on his. "…I'm sorry, Lincoln…this isn't your fault, you couldn't have known…"

"But I could've! I could've filed for shared custody. If I did, then maybe I could've known about their situation and helped! I could've…"

"…I think I know what you're wanting to say…but I don't know if she'd have accepted an offer to come here, brother."

"…I wish she wasn't so goddamned prideful."

"I know, brother, I know…but if you want…I could possibly lend a hand with her situation…"

"…There's no keeping her out, is there?"

"Oh, of course not, that's just impossible with how televised the incident was. I was thinking of a slight reduction to whatever her sentence will be with an additional probation period."

"…I thought you hated Ronnie."

"I DISLIKE Ronalda, not hate…there IS a difference, you know."

"With you, Lisa, it's hard to tell sometimes."

"…Fair enough." She sighed as he pulled away from the window and hugged her tightly. "Thank you, Lisa." He said, kissing her forehead…and groping her ass.

"…Anything for you, big brother…" She said with a blush.

[Cut to Red and Geo sipping martinis on a beach with sunglasses and big titty girls in bikinis. Geo: This is a Sin Kids story, y'all really thought there wouldn't be him fuckin' sisters?

Red: Adopted or not, incest is still wincest!]

Rudy was following Liby as she opened a door. "Here we are; the guest bedroom!" She smiled as he stepped in and looked around the rather normal looking room. "You look surprised."

"Well…with how big this place is, I thought everything was gonna be…over designed and ridiculously expensive."

"Pfft. That's just a waste of money!" Liby chuckled as Rudy sat both of his backpacks on the floor. "...well guess this can work." He sighed as Liby frowned before getting an idea. "...You want me to stay in here with you?' She asked, surprising him. "Uh…why? Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying 'no', just…we barely even know each other…wouldn't that be something that takes few years of trust?"

"Well, if Aunt Lisa brought you here, I don't see why you wouldn't be trustworthy. Plus I REALLY need a break from my roommates. They're binging another one of their anime shows and are going an all nighter…that's been going on for three days."

"…Are they binging One Piece or something?"

"HunterXHunter…"

"…Yeah, I probably should accept that offer, I don't think you're gonna get any sleep in there for a while." Rudy said as Liby gave a giggle. "Plus, with the others already asleep, me sleeping here is the best option. I was only awake because I was helping mom bake a few creampies to screw with Aunt Lisa."

"…Wait, did you say 'another' brother when we were downstairs? I have more siblings?!" He asked, his eyes widening at the prospect of a massive family. "Yeah…but don't get TOO excited. Guys in this bloodline are a once in a blue moon sort of thing, it's mostly girls here. Heck, not counting you or dad, there's only like 2 other boys that live here." she said as she sat on the bed. "But enough about that…let's properly introduce each other to ourselves shall we?" She smiled.

"My name is Liby Loud. I'm 13 years old. My likes are rom-com and horror anime, comedy movies, comic books, more specifically Dark Horse comic books, cooking, making jokes and playing pranks. My dislikes are pop and rap music, onions, my Aunt Lori's god awful cooking and whenever my roommates snore." She said, adding a shudder to the last bit of her sentence.

"Well…I'm Rudy. Rudy Loud. I'm 11 years old. I like playing video games, drawing, listening to music, my plushie, and I also like to cook. My dislikes are horror movies, water…and any M. Night Shyamalan movie that came out after Unbreakable and Sixth Sense, unless it's Split."

"Ok that last one's fair….wait, water?" She asked as Rudy blushed. "Yeah….I,uhhh, can't swim." He admitted with an embarrassed look while rubbing the back of his head. "…Well, if you're gonna be staying here, why don't we work on that? I don't mind helping with that?"

"Really?"

"Of course. Plus we have a really nice pool and it would be a frickin' crime to not swim in it at least once."

"Oh…well…sure…thanks." He said with a blush when they both heard a bell in the distance within the town. "Ah, crap. It's already midnight." Liby groaned, only now realizing just how tired she really was.

Liby hopped off the bed and, much to Rudy's shock she began to slowly disrobe in front of him.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh….." He stammered as she giggled. "Oh, right I forgot to tell you, I sleep in the nude!" She said with a red face of her own. "I was just wearing that cause dad gets embarrassed seeing us like that. And cause Aunt Lori's a prude." She told Rudy as he looked away with a blush. 'Holy crap, when I found out I had a sibling, I didn't think my first meeting with her would turn out like this!' He thought with his blush growing deeper as he couldn't help but turn back to her and occasionally glance her way as he suddenly felt pressure in his nethers, prompting him to turn away when Liby giggled again. "Looks like someone got a bit too excited." She teased, making his face get even brighter as he felt her press her budding chest against his back. "I-I'm sorry! I've just never…I mean you…I…"

Liby giggled as she watched him stammer in embarrassment as she wrapped her arms around his waist. "Don't get too embarrassed. The other boys went through this too when they started noticing girls. If anything, I feel a bit flattered, makes me feel attractive." She said with a light smile as she sat on the bed, and patted the spot next to her while giving him a clear view of her budding B-cup chest. 'Even her chest has freckles…' He thought with a red face as he gulped and nervously sat beside her. "Does it hurt?"

"…A little…" He said while looking away. "Hehe…ya know…I could help out with that little problem of yours." She teased, making his face brighten like a tomato. "Bu-But we're siblings! I mean, half siblings, but we're still siblings!"

"Yeah…but sometimes siblings have to help out one another, even with the embarrassing stuff."

"…" Rudy looked away with embarrassment plastered on his face. "Don't worry. I'm not gonna do that much…do you know what to do?"

"…No…" He admitted quietly. Despite knowing about the lewder aspects of life (without his mom knowing he knew), Rudy had never learned anything more about them aside from the existence of sex. "Don't worry, it'll be fine." Libby said as she unbuttoned his shorts and gently helped him pull them down, revealing a rather large bulge restricted only by a pair of blue boxer briefs. "Almost there…just need to pull those down, too."

"Ri-Right…"

'She's gonna freak out…' He told himself with a gulp as he slowly started to pull the front of his briefs down.

Liby's eyes widened as her brother's erection sprang out, painfully throbbing as it was exposed to the cold air. 'Holy crap! He's 11 and already packing a six inch! With how loud mom can get, he really is dad's kid.' Liby thought before regaining her composure. "Not bad for a kid your age, Rudy." She told him with a hesitant gulp of her own as she slowly grabbed the middle of his dick, making him hiss. 'He-Her hand's cold.' He thought as she started to slowly stroke his dick, enticing soft moans from the Latino boy's mouth. "Does that feel good, Rudy?"

"Ye-Yeah." He gasped as she scooted closer to him and gently grabbed one of his hands, surprising him as she brought it closer to her chest. "You…You can touch them if you want." She offered as Rudy stared at her for a few seconds before slowly moving his hand forward and giving her right breast a gentle squeeze, making her gasp. "It's so soft." She heard him mutter as she continued stroking his shaft. "Rudy~" She moaned as he gently flicked his thumb on her dark nipple. 'Oh…fuck…that feels really good.' She thought before slowly speeding up her pace, her ears now being filled with Rudy's gently moans and pants. "L-Liby…I feel something… it's like it's gonna burst."

"Hehe…It's called 'cumming', and I think you're about to cum soon." She told him as she leaned forward and put her other hand in front of his tip while the other squeezed a little harder and stroked faster. "Liby…" Rudy panted tiredly as he felt his hips uncontrollably start bucking, with his dick throbbing and releasing pressure for a few seconds as he saw a small amount of thick white ooze shoot out from the tip and coat Liby's hand. "It's all right. You just had your first orgasm, little bro. And it looks like it was a big help." She giggled while pulling her hands away from his dick, which was now lowering back down. Moving the fingers on her cum soaked hand, she sat up from the bed and turned to him. "I'm gonna go clean this off." She told Rudy as she kissed his forehead, making the already weak and tired boy blush once more as she walked in the guest room's bathroom. 'H-Holy…That…that really happened…' Rudy thought as he laid back on the bed.

Lincoln was laying back in his bed, head against the headboard. "...I just can't believe she didn't tell anyone." He said as the camera zoomed out to show he was getting his dick sucked by a nude woman with skin as gray as ash, with an small, yet bubbly bottom and a bountiful pair of EE sized breasts, and long disheveled black hair that covered practically the entirety of her head, save for a single brown eye on the right half of her face. "I can." She spoke while pulling off his dick with a pop, her voice soft spoken, but also a bit gravelly at the same time. "Ronnie's always been prideful. She probably saw asking for help as something to be ashamed of." She spoke as Lincoln sprayed his seed into her mouth.

"Mmmmm, tasty~" She smirked as Lincoln sighed. "I just don't know what I'm gonna do anymore, Lucy." He sighed as Lucy gave a smile. "Lincoln, my love, tomorrow why don't we all just spend some time with Rudy. I'm sure the others would love to get to know him better"."

"…That…That does sound like a good idea…as long as you girls don't go too overboard."

"Lincoln, we wou…"

"Couldn't even try to finish that sentence, could you?"

"…No, no I couldn't…"

"Exactly. You girls go overboard more than you'd like to admit. But I wouldn't have it any other way." He said while she slowly jerked him off. "But don't most of you have work?"

"I think we can all afford at least one sick day." Lucy said while climbing on top of Lincoln. "Now, enough talk. Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, make me feel romantical~" She purred as Lincoln smirked.

"You know I love it when you use ghetto talk!" He chuckled while pressing his lips onto hers.

Red: As you can see, this story is a combining of two very popular AU's for the fandom; The Bloud AU and the Sin Kids. Keep an eye out for more to come.