Potentially hazardous for the following reasons: mopey kings, lovesick elves, oblivious dwarves, skiwompus priorities, spit of a king, extra one rings, hotlines to mordor, panicking hobbits, saruman the white, aragorn's patented athelas brownies, destructive fireworks, human shields, boromir's bracers, siege of gondor, bacon, "the ring is mine!" and no less than three breakfasts.
Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 20h - Published: 6/23 - [Peregrin T., Diamond T.] Meriadoc B., Aragorn