The recap begins with the aftermath tune playing over a dark blue grided background with a map of the world on it. It spins a bit as the words Total Drama World tour aftermath, appear two at a time, save the word aftermath.
The clip of Amber's elimination is shown. Amber sighed. "Well, guess I'm going."
"Not without a goodbye kiss." An accented voice said. Everyone turned to see Alejandro enter the room.
"You came to see me off." Amber smiled.
The Spaniard approached her. "Of course. I couldn't bear to have you leave alone." He held her. "and don't worry I will make them pay for this."
The bookworm leaned in to kiss him, but Chris came between them. "Amber, you have a date with the drop of shame."
Amber huffed and turned. "I'll see you." Alejandro blew her a kiss and she caught it before leaping off the plane.
The aftermath graphic flashes. Then a clip of Lightning in the caterpillar cocoon is shown. "It's about time someone came to get me! I mean really, how could you have let those monsters take your star player?!" The football jock asked.
"I don't know what you mean." Alejandro said.
"Yes you do! You watched them drag me away! And you weren't the only one. Noa had her eyes wide open and she didn't make a move!" Lightning said.
"Amigo, you were sleep deprived. I'm sure you were just seeing things. Now come, we need to get back to Machu Picchu." The Spainard ordered.
"You don't gotta tell Lightning twice, you'll never win without me!" The football jock said, running ahead. Alejandro rolled his eyes.
The Aftermath Graphic flashes between clips again. This time it shows Amy and Topher fighting.
Topher and Amy are on the long board. Topher scowled. "Get your boot heels off my back!"
"What? These boots heels?" Amy smirked, digging one into the blonde's back.
"Ow! Lay off the body!" Topher glared.
"Not like you'll be a good host anyway!" The cheerleader glared.
The megaphone's horn went off and the two sped down the track their longboard moving unsteadily as both screamed loudly. The run was already bad enough, but then they hit the broken part of the track and went flying through the air.
"Incomplete lap!" Chris called.
Intro
A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
(Chef is in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several baggage trucks.)
You guys are on my mind!
(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
(Lightning is swimming in the water when he spots a shark and begins to fight with it.)
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(Harold stands on top of the straw roof of a hut on a woven boat. An oar flies threw the air to hit him.)
I wanna be...famous!
(Amber and Topher are fighting on the boat, and it is clear one of them accidently hit Harold in the tussle. Crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft where Alejandro is standing. Amber panics and tries to help while Topher just laughs.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where Brick is offering Jo a helping hand, only for her to grab it and body slam him instead.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Tyler runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Noah. Max is nearby and the jock trips over her, sending Noah flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)
Everythin' to prove,
(Noah lands in Eva's arms as she stands on a tundra. He gives her a grateful smile.)
Nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
(We pan right where Amy rolls her eyes. A polar bear taps on her shoulder and she looks horrified, but then Dawn and Ella calm the bear and Amy smiles.)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(We zoom in past ice caps to see Duncan and Gwen surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)
Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
(Xena and Anne Maria are walking across a New York City crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them, sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. The bottom row contains Jo, Anne Maria, Harold, Max, Xena, and Brick. The first row up contains Topher, Amber Alejandro, Eva, and Noah, the next row up contains Duncan, Gwen, Amy, and Tyler, on top of the pyramid is Lightning holding Ella and Dawn on one of his shoulders each.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The dust clears to show, Ella and Dawn smiling at one another, It pans to show Eva glaring, then down to Jo.)
(The lyrics end and we see Chef Hatchet glare. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Max lands in front of a sign with the show's name on it. As the song ends Max lands face first in the middle of the group)
Intro end
The aftermath intro plays again, when the Graphic fades we see the aftermath set. All of the eliminated contestants and those who didn't qualify are in the peanut gallery save Kitty, Geoff, and Cameron. All three of them are on the host couch. Geoff is wearing a suit and is without his hat. Kitty is wearing a long red dress that matches her hair ribbons.
"Good evening!" Geoff began. "I'm Geoff,"
"I'm Kitty." The bluenette added
"And I'm your temporary third co host Cameron Corduroy Wilkins." Cameron added.
"And we're coming to you live, because we need your help. To raise money for a seriously worthy cause." Kitty told the audience.
"I know what you're thinking: Huh?" Geoff said with a shrug of his shoulders. "Or maybe you're thinking: What?"
"Either way, think back to the last episode when the total Drama plane crash landed in Jamaica. It was a tragedy, one that could have been avoided if they had more gas." Bridgette sighed.
"And if Chris was better at budgeting." Cameron added.
"Hey I get why Chris couldn't resist the gold lined hot tub. Geoff defended.
"Unless we raise more dough for fuel, our contestants could be stranded in Jamaica forever!" Cameron said. We hear the live studio audience gasp in response.
"Total Drama could be canceled. We could be canceled!" Kitty said.
"That's why tonight we're bringing you:" Cameron began.
"Total Drama the telethon!" Geoff finished a graphic is shown the background is purple with light purple stars, musical notes, and a couple of treble clefs. Bright purple flowers overlay this, and a giant TDWT in light green overlay that. The word telethon is below this in white. We hear the studio audience cheer.
Two screens are shown above the contestants one with the crashed plane and the other with a counter. "The lines are open, so please for the love of total drama call now and donate!" Kitty said.
"Cam's here to keep track of all the money we've earned, so Kitty and I can focus on hosting." Geoff explained.
A white 1-800 number is at the bottom of the screen now. The hosts stood up. "Please welcome our first special guests: The drama Kin!" Kitty announced Harold, Trent, Ella, and the sasquatchnakwa are all stood with their instruments, in their drama kin attire. They began to play.
(Song 13: Save this show)
Kitty now stands with a microphone and walks past the Drama kin as they play. "This show you need to save. This show, you gotta tell,"Kitty Bridgette gestures to the screen with the graphic, as it fills with the eleven remaining contestants, first the girls then the guys. "This show, That you care."
The screen transitions to a map view of Jamaica. "Jamaica, they're trapped down in." The plane crashing is shown on the screen with Geoff's voice overlaying it. "Jamaica, they can't even," The boat falling out of the jet in New York is shown followed by the clip of everyone trying to get away from scarabs in Egypt. "Ja-party. It's so unfair."
Clips of The ice bridge cracking under team Victory in the Yukon, The bear wielding a chainsaw in france, and the sewer gator getting stuck in the sewer pipe in New York are shown as Kitty sings. " You've gotta help now, we're on the brink."
Clips Alejandro getting shocked by electric eels and the plane crashing are shown as Geoff continues. "The crew gets fired, if this ship sinks."
Clips of Tyler crashing into the back wall of the plane, Lightning nearly being eaten by a mountain goat, and Xena shoveling Sausage meat into an oversized grinder is shown. "So make a difference, in their lives." Kitty sings.
A bag of money is shown on the screen. As both hosts sings. "Give us cash or this show dies!"
Other members of the cast began to sing each overlaying the screen as it showed clips.
A clip of Anne Maria and Topher is shown. Cameron: Saaave this show,
The avalanche sending everyone down the mountain is shown. Ellody: Total Drama.
The slap fight in Germany is shown. Sammy: Saaave this show,
Team Conquest getting attacked by giant caterpillars in the Amazon at night is shown. Ella: You know you wanna.
The plane sliding down the runway in the Amazon and Lightning trying to zipline with his hands only for him to let go and get attack by piranha is shown. Drama kin: Save the show that you love.
The contestants being shocked in Germany, and Team Victory being held at spearpoint is shown. Harold: Saaave this show,
The crashed plane is shown. Trent: Total Drama.
The teens being dropped out of the plane in Germany, and forced into the ocean in Newfoundland is shown. Crimson: Saaave this show,
The teens at the end of the first ever song is shown. Scott: so call the number!
The screen transitions to an image of a red heart on a yellow and green streaked background. Kitty and Geoff sang the next line. "Save the show with love," The heart turns into a dollar sign. "and five-hundred thousand dollars!"
The dollar sign turned into Geoff's head as he finished the song. "Save the show, baby, just give it some dough. Give it some love and some dough."
he studio audience cheered as the screen transitioned back to the telethon's graphic.
Cameron turned to the audience. "In order to save our precious show, we must raise 500,000 in the next thirty minutes! We'll keep you posted on the total as your calls and cash flood in. This is the number. Call now! We have prizes."
A yellow orange and brown streaked background filled the screen as a graphic of Chef's fish tails grew closer and closer. "For a donation of just 25 dollars," Kitty began. "You'll get a commemorative box of delicious and nutritious yummy happy go time fish tails!" The studio audience cheered. Kitty continued now saying a disclaimer. "Strictly decorative, do not eat, may not be legal in all provinces, keep out of reach of children."
The graphic turned to show a T-shirt with Chris' head on it. "And for 50 bucks,": Geoff continued. "You get a special commentive total drama T-shirt! Sure it looks like a plain T but when you get wet," The T-shirt is sprayed with water and Chris' face smears. "It's a wet T."
"If you get a busy signal keep trying!"Cameron told the audience. "You'll get through eventually!"
Awkward silence followed these words. "If loyal viewers like you don't start donating pronto, everyone here's gonna get canned and for the cast in Jamaica the nightmare truly begins." Geoff said.
"I don't blame them for not donating who wants a shirt with Chris' face on it." Kitty scoffed.
After another awkward silence Cameron continued. "Our goal tonight is 500,000 and with your generous donations we've raised-" The counter rolled over to zero dollars. "Nothing?!
"Oh come on!" Geoff screamed.
"Let's welcome our first guest and encourage her fans to call in!" Bridgette announced
"Good idea!" Geoff agreed. "She's the girl Alejandro sang a whole song about last episode. She likes books and hates ducks. Please welcome Amber!"
the studio audience cheered as Amber walked from backstage. She sat down on a nearby guest couch. "Hey guys. Really appreciate what you're trying to do. Total Drama might be a three ring circus, but the cast still doesn't deserve to be stranded in Jamaica."
"True Amber, true." Geoff nodded. "Now onto our interactive interview! If you have a question for Amber, call now and donate!"
The phones went off and we see about half of the peanut gallery on the phone lines. "Look at the phones! Amber must have a lot of fans." Kitty exclaimed.
"I'm afraid not." Cameron sighed. "Ella and Sammy are talking to each other, Harold is checking movie times, Crimson is talking to Ennui, and Scott is prank calling someone.
"Well you'd better go catch it then!" We hear the ginger chuckle. He puts the phone down.
"Which brings our new total to," Camron began, the numbers rolled over. "203 dollars."
"And two hundred of that came from Harold's mom in exchange for his promise to clean the garage!" Kitty exclaimed.
"I'm very thorough." Harold remarked.
"Extortion? Nice one bro!" Geoff told him with a wink. "But we've got a long way to go people. Come you guys, I need this show. I mean without it I'm just an open shirted chillaxer in a suit and tie world."
"Maybe Harold's on to something. Does anyone want to know what's up with Max?" Kitty asked. The studio audience cheered as Bridgette turned to the screen, which now had Helen on it in a spotlight. "If you're interested, call now! We won't show you more until we get 10,000 in donations!"
Every member of the peanut gallery was taking calls now. Geoff grinned. "Sweet! All you Max fans keep dialing!"
"We know Max is behind several accounts of destroying the casts property. Not only that but he hasn't been caught! What did he have to go through to accomplish that?"Kitty asked the audience.
"We hit 10,000! That was an excellent hook Kitty!" Cameron said, gesturing to the screen above, which was now at 10,000. The studio audience cheered.
"Alright we have some footage from the jumbo jet cameras." Kitty told them, the screen was turned on.
The first clip shows Max sneaking into first class as the pink panther theme plays in the background. He tip toes his way over to Brick and cautiously reaches for his watch. The cadet lets out a particularly loud snore, causing the 'evil genius' to wince. Once he's back in rhythm Max slowly and carefully pulls off this wrist watch and slams it into the floor of the plane several times to ensure it's broken, before carefully putting the watch back on.
As with the first, the second clip shows Max sneaking into first class as the pink panther theme plays in the background. The focus shifted over to Gwen's sketchpad lying on the arm of the couch. He begins to sneak over when he trips. A pan to the right shows that Tyler is sleeping in an odd position that leaves his legs hanging over the side of the seat into the aisle. Max looks around, worried he's woken someone with his crash, but aside from Tyler muttering something about going deep there's nothing. Max lets out a sigh and grabs the sketchbook to tear it up.
Much like the other two, the third clip shows Max sneaking into first class as the pink panther theme plays in the time the camera is pulled out to show both Max and the hair tie left on the counter. Max once again begins to sneak over towards the hair tie. Unlike the previous two he makes it there with no issue and snaps the hair tie into several pieces. As Max attempts to exit however, he makes the mistake of passing a little too closely to Noah's chair and the cynic wraps an arm around him. Max looks at the camera in concern. "Oh crap."
The studio audience cheered as the clips ended. "Wow, those were some close calls." Kitty said.
"Bro ended up really lucky. I thought for sure Tyler would wake up." Geoff said.
"Or maybe he's not so lucky. He did end up in sleep cuddling range of Noah." Cameron noted.
"Speaking from experience?" Amber smirked. Cameron looked a little sheepish at this.
"Hey we just got another 100 dollars in donations!" Cameron cheered. In the peanut gallery we see Ellody on one of the lines.
"Okay." Ellody nodded. She turned to the hosts. "They want to know if Amber's mad at Alejandro for leaving the hair tie down where Max could break it?"
"Of course not" Amber smiled. "Alejandro's an amazing guy, but he's not perfect. Forgetting to pick up a hair tie is something anyone could do. And how was he to know Max was running around breaking everyone's stuff? When I see him again I'll give him a new hair tie to replace it. It might not have the same sentimental value, but it'll show him there's no hard feelings."
"Well thanks for your donation viewer. I hope Amber answered your question." Kitty said
"Our next guest is bound to bring in some more money. He's a jerk of a jock who got himself cursed, was captured by giant caterpillars, and just can't stop misgendering people, it's Lightning!" Geoff declared.
A chorus made of equal cheers and boos can be heard as Lightning walks on stage. He's clearly not put off by it as he flexes for the audience. He sits down on the couch. "Lightning shouldn't be here."
"Wow. Hello to you too." Kitty deadpanned.
"Really, Lightning? You don't think you should be here?" Geoff asked.
"No. Lightning still thinks Noa should've left. She's the one who lost the challenge for us." The football jock said.
Kitty rolled her eyes. "Just like with Amber if you have a question for Lightning call now!"
One of the phones rang and Scott picked it up. "What do you want?" He asked. "Oh I see." He smirked. "They wanna know how you can say that when you've been such a jerk all season."
"Lightning hasn't been a jerk." The football jock huffed.
"Oh really? I beg to differ." Kitty smirked. "Roll the montage!"
She gestured to the screen as it began to play clips.
The symbol for Team Conquest slides into the upper left corner. An argument is going on. "Seriously numskull, I know what we need to do with the stick, so just hand it over." Noah ordered
"Girl, Lightning is the strongest person on the team. Why would I give you our prize?" The football jock asked.
"Hey! I resent that!" Eva growled "I'm the strongest!"
"Oh really? You think you can take the Lightning? Come on then!" The football jock said.
/
With Team conquest, Noah, Duncan, and Ella are working to build the city for Eva to destroy. It's not going well, because Lightning is arguing with Eva.
"Lightning still thinks he'd make a better monster." He huffed.
"Are you saying I can't handle it?!" Eva growled.
Ella got in between the two. "Please friends! There's no need to fight!" Eva growled at her.
Noah, seeing the situation was going to get out of hand, approached and placed a hand on Eva's shoulder. "Whoa Iron woman, only an idiot would doubt your ability to do this. Hence why Lightning is." He turned to Lightning. "You're outnumbered. The team wants Eva to star, so I suggest you stop fighting and start helping." He smirked. "Unless you're not a team player?"
/
Team Conquest's sled stops as they reach Lightning and Duncan. The two guys jumped on. "Lightning wanted to pull the sled, but if someone else has to, at least it's the second best Teammate!"
Eva glared. "You are really lucky I'm restrained right now."
Lighting looked over at Alejandro who was still holding Noah very close to him. "Dude! I thought you already had a girlfriend?!"
"I do. I'm just transferring my body heat to Noah, so he doesn't pass out from the onset of hypothermia. It's a survival thing! " Alejandro glared.
"Doesn't make it look any better." Duncan snarked.
"Lightning still doesn't see how that makes you holding another girl that close to you okay." The football jock said.
/
"She's right! Our team don't need no strategy! We have the Lightning!" The football jock said, posing.
"You know I'm right here." Eva glared.
"Yeah, remind Lightning who won the challenge last time?" Lightning smirked.
"I could have done it!" The iron woman said, looking like she was about to punch him.
"Sha please-"
"Lightning, if you don't stop poking the bear I'll let it maul you." Noah warned.
"Lightning don't see no bear?" The football jock replied in confusion.
/
We see a tropical bird. Below we see Team Conquest arriving in a clearing. "Dusk. We need to make camp here." Alejandro said
"Lightning doesn't see why we can't travel through the night!" The football jock said.
"Because we don't have night vision." Noah said, Duncan raised a finger. "Most of us don't have night vision."
"So what? Lightning can handle anything that attacks us, you need more faith, girl!" Lightning said. Noah's eye twitched yet again.
/
Lightning is looking upset. "Lightning just can't believe we've lost two challenges in a row when he's on the team."
"Right, because you're the one doing all the heavy lifting." Noah remarked sarcastically.
"You said it girl! Lightning always carries the team!" Lightning said.
"You act like you're the only one who ever does anything." Eva glared.
"Well Lightning obviously is! He was kidnapped by caterpillars, and we lost!" The football jock said.
"Because you couldn't fight off a bunch of caterpillars." Duncan pointed out.
"Maybe someone should have helped Lightning. Al and Noa watched me get dragged away!"
"I don't know what you're talking about." Alejandro said.
/
"What! You're voting off the Lightning?!" The football jock said. "Noa should be the one to leave! She's the one who lost us the challenge!"
Noah stomped over to Lightning. "Get off the plane Rudolph, or I'll push you out myself."
Alejandro and Duncan started laughing. "Your name is Rudolph?!" The punk said.
"After all the time you've called me Al, this is so cathartic for me!" The Spaniard said.
Lightning looked embarrassed as he took the parachute from Chris. "Whatever. Lightning does need y'all anyway!" With that he jumped off the plane.
/
The screen filled with static as the audience cheered. "Wow that montage calling out Lightning got us to fifty thousand dollars!" Cameron cheered.
The phones began to ring again. Crimson picked one up. "Really? Fine." She turned to them. "They wanna know if you regret anything you did."
"No sha way! Why would Lightning?" The football jock said.
Geoff smirked. "I know how to get us to 100,000! Lightning, are you willing to test that with a game of truth or hammer?"
A golden statue of a woman with her hair in a bun, wearing a toga and holding a set of scales in her right hand, as well as a sword in her left is shown. It is then smashed with a hammer.
"Geoff I thought we wern't going to do these segments anymore." Kitty said.
"Relax babe. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Besides it's Lightning. Dude took on a polar bear. A hammer's not gonna hurt him too bad." Geoff smirked. "Well Lightning?"
"Of course." The football jock said. "Lightning isn't lying."
"First question. Do you really think your elimination was unwarranted?" Geoff asked.
"Of course Lightning does!" he complained. No hammer.
"Second question, do you respect any of your teammates?" Cameron asked.
"Eva was fine, but the rest were losers." He answered. No hammer.
"So you really regret none of your actions?" Geoff asked.
"Yep." He smirked. No hammer.
Kitty smirked. "So, Lightning, is your real name actually Rudolph?"
"Of course not!" The football jock denied. At this the hammer slammed down on Lightning.
Kitty laughed. "Update your blogs fans. Lightning's first name is Rudolph confirmed."
"And that's not the half of it. We'll be seeing more guests after the break." Geoff said. '
"We'll be right back." Cameron smiled.
/
The intro flashes before showing our hosts sitting on the couch. "Welcome back to the telethon to end all telethons." Geoff began. "Cam, what's our new total?"
"Well the confirmation of Lightning's name has gotten us to," The counter rolled over. "150,000." Cameron sighed.
"We have to earn another 350,000 in ten minutes?!" Geoff gasped.
"Well I'm sure our next guest will inspire the viewers to donate." Kitty said. "He's a drama maker who's been a huge fan of the show since day one. Please Welcome Topher!"
The crowd erupted in a series of boos and cheers as Topher walked out from backstage, clearly soaking in all of the attention both positive and negative. Someone in the crowd screams out. "I love you Topher!"
"And I love my fans!" He called back, blowing a kiss.
He sat down on the guest couch with one leg crossed over the other. "Hey Topher, psyched to be here?"
"Are you kidding me, yes! It might be supplementary but the aftermath is still Total Drama. Plus I get to interact with my fans!" Topher beamed.
"You stink!" Someone called out from the crowd.
"For a villain, that's a compliment. Thanks for hating me so much!" Topher replied.
Kitty chuckled. "Well Topher, let's see your journey here."
The screen turned on.
In the mummy path Topher is shocked when the wall in front of him spins around with Amy and Dawn. "Wow. This set must be more high tech than I thought." The blonde said.
"What! How'd we get here?! Where's Ella?! Dawn, I thought your spooky mystic thing was supposed to stop things from happening!" Amy said.
"Wow. Yelling at one of your only friends, that'll help shake your reputation." Topher smirked.
"I know she's only yelling because she's worried about Ella." Dawn said. "Topher, did it ever occur to you that-"
"Don't you try to analyze me Dawn. I refuse to do any self reflection." The blonde said.
/
(Confessional)
Topher: Okay look. This whole fight is probably pointless, which is why it's so perfect for Reality TV! And since Amber's taken Dawn's side, it only makes sense that I take Amy's.
Static
/
Alejandro and Topher began to duke it out. Both were expert dancers, and while Alejandro was stronger, Topher wasn't backing down. He smirked at Alejandro. "I know your weak point!~" Topher smirks. With that he hit Alejandro in the face. The Spaniard was so shocked that the blonde was easily able to push him off.
/
"First on stage, Alejandro couture as worn by Topher." Chris announced in a terrible French accent.
Music began to play as Topher stepped out. He's wearing a royal blue polo shirt with a light pink sweater tied over his shoulders, chino shorts, pink socks, and a set of fabulous royal blue boots. He owns the runway, blowing kisses and posing for invisible cameras.
/
Jo finally got back and tagged Topher. The blonde prepared to dive.
"You have perfect form." Alejandro complimented. This threw the blonde off enough that he ended up face planting into the water below. "Nothing personal!" He called down.
/
"This ain't fair. You're like the most tolerable person here." Anne Maria frowned.
"You didn't vote me off?" Topher said.
"Heck no! I voted for Jo! No one uses my poof as a breakpad!" The jersey reject said.
Topher smirked. "Well with me gone it falls to you to keep the drama going. Don't let our fans down."
/
Back in the studio Kitty smiles. "You know, your friendship with Anne Maria is really sweet."
"Hey, girl knows what's important in life." Topher smirked. "She's got an attitude too."
"I just thought it was nice that you did something besides being a major Drama causer." Geoff smirked.
"Hey the show's called Total Drama, I'm just giving fans what they want." The blonde shrugged.
"Let's move on. Gifts and stuff are obviously not working, and this season's total drama is a musical." Kitty said.
"So if you wanna hear Topher sing, call now!" Geoff announced.
"Obviously I'm singing! I can't believe Drama Kin performed that first song without me!" Topher said.
"Sorry dude, you weren't allowed to come out yet." Trent apologized.
"I'm just upset you replaced me with a yeti." The blonde admitted. "Anyway I've got my own solo now so I guess we're cool. Now step aside, if anyone can get these fans to donate its me!"
(Song 14 Fandom )
Topher marches to a clear spot on the floor to the left of the set. He is holding a microphone. He pointed to the screen and began to sway his hips. "This show has changed my life, oh yes it really has"
His shoulders joined in the dance. "Because you fans are all the best, "
He shrugged his shoulders. "and now we must make one last desperate bid,"
He tosses the microphone from his right hand to his left. "because this money thing's a pest,"
A framed picture of an empty suitcase is lowered down on string in front of Topher who frowns. "The show is out of cash, and we must work hard"
He turned to the audience. "to make sure the show goes on!"
He pulls out a picture of money and glues it inside the suitcase. "I know that together we can gather it,"
Topher gestures to the right and the focus shifted over to the money counter. "So let's take this thing head on!"
Trent, Harold, and Ella joined Topher on the dance floor. Trent and Harold on the left, and Ella on the right. They all begin to follow Topher's lead, swaying their hips to the music.
Topher keeps singing. "Fandom, come together now, put money down! Fandom, come together now, let's sort this out! Fandom, come together now, make them see what we're all about, whoah-oh!"
Topher begins to tap dance, very clearly going at a pace that Trent and Ella can't manage. Harold seems to be doing fine though. "Fandom, come together now, show what's what!"
He begins to twirl around, Harold still manages to follow. "Fandom, come together now, help me strut!"
"Fandom, come together now, make them see that we're all about! This show!" As Topher cheers he hits Harold in the face.
A phone rang, Geoff picked it up. "Total Drama-" He paused. "You'll donate if Topher stops milking this solo?"
At this point Trent, Ella, And Harold all seem to have recovered, but only Harold is able to keep up with Topher's advanced moves. He's gone back to tap dancing. "Well Topher's gonna keep milking this until you donate another 100,000" Kitty announced.
"What?!" All three other members of Drama kin gasp.
"It's the only way." The Bluenette said. She looked at the screen. "Hurry! Please!"
The phones started to ring like crazy and the peanut gallery picked them up. The counter started to move at speed.
"Whoo! I told you I'd bring in money!" Topher cheered.
"Come on fans, donate so we can all stop watching Topher show off!" Cameron exclaimed.
The counter hit 250,000. "250 K! We did it! Now make him stop!" Geoff pleaded.
"Cut the music!" Kitty ordered. The music stopped and Topher froze mid moonwalk.
The Blonde sighed. "It was fun while it lasted."
"What's our new total Cam?" Kitty asked.
The counter moved, "We just hit 275,000. Which is just over half what we need." Cameron sighed.
"We're dead." Geoff sighed.
"Not yet we're not! I have an idea," Kitty giggled. "Alright, if there's one thing the viewers love it's Topher simping over Alejandro. There's a large part of the fandom that totally ships the two of you." She gestured to the screen where Alejandro is in his speedo, his hair is up.
In the peanut gallery Amber huffs. "Tell me about it."
"Please." Topher scowled. "I'm totally over that softie after he gave up being a villian. I don't even think he's hot anymore."
We see the screen again, Alejandro is now jogging. "Oh Topher you've gotta see this Alejandro's jogging in nothing but a speedo." Kitty said.
The blonde folded his arms and looked in the opposite direction. "I'm not looking." He paused, his eyes softening. "Does he have his hair in that cute ponytail?"
The phones began to ring, and the counter began to . "We're at 325,000 already!" Cameron said.
"Enough! I'm not pining over a man who won't have me! He made his choice, and I have too much pride to stay hung up on him." The blonde declared, his face closing down.
Kitty sighed. "And the money's stopped rolling in. Guessing the Aletopher shippers didn't like that."
"Our new total is 350,000. We'll never reach our goal now." Cameron sighed.
"Never give up on my ability to work the fans! Introduce our last guest and I'll be right back!" Geoff told her and he ran off.
"Okay? Our final guest has a severe identity crisis that results in treating her Twin sister horribly, please welcome Amy!" Kitty said.
The crowd erupts in boos as Amy exits from backstage. She walks over to the couch without a single glance at them. "Seriously? That's your intro?"
"We're on a time crunch." Kitty replied.
"Amy!" Ella called from the peanut gallery. "I'm so proud of you!"
"You are?" Amy looked uncertain.
"Ella, she was horrible to your girlfriend for the better part of three episodes." Trent replied flatly.
"Yes, but she realized she was wrong and apologized! That's a big step for her. Plus Dawn clearly forgave her so why should I be mad?" Ella pointed out.
"Ella you are more forgiving that anyone I've met." Kitty smiled.
Amy looked a bit sheepish. "Thanks Ella. I don't know if I deserve it, but thanks. By the way I told Dawn I'd say hi for her."
Ella looked at the screen with a smile. "Thanks Dawn."
Geoff returned at that moment. "It's all good to go!" He said with a thumbs up. "And now Sammy would you care to join us?"
"What?! Why is Samey part of my interview?!" Amy scowled.
"I don't really want to be here either." Sammy admitted.
"You'll see." Geoff told her "It's time for a brand new aftermath segment: Target practice!" The crowd cheered as an image of a target is shown, a knife is thrown into the bullseye.
When the graphic clears we see a spinning target. "Here's how it works. We'll attach Amy to his target. You guys donate. I'll spin this wheel while Sammy throws knives at it. The bigger your donation the faster I'll spin and the harder throws become!" Geoff explained.
"What?! Geoff, that's dangerous!" Kitty gasped.
"I know, but if there's one thing these fans go crazy over it's Sammy getting to take revenge on Amy." Geoff smiled.
"There's no way I'm going up there!" Amy complained.
"Not even to prove you're better than Sammy?" The party dude smirked.
Amy huffed. "Fine, but if she hurts me I will sue her for everything she won last season!"
With that Amy was placed on the wheel. Geoff handed Sammy the knives. The nice twin looked horrified. "I don't like Amy, but I don't want to throw knives at her!"
"Relax" Geoff whispered, flicking the tip of one of the knives. "They're rubber, you can't actually hurt her. It's for show."
Sammy smirked. "Well I guess this could be fun."
Geoff smirked. " If you're a fan of violence, knives, and skill based challenges, you're a fan of mine so call now!"
The phones began to ring and the peanut gallery answered. "Nice." Geoff noted. "Speed of the spin?"
"Major!" Harold told him.
Geoff spun the wheel quickly. Sammy concentrated and threw her knife and it landed above Amy's head. "Next spin. Difficulty?"
"Brutal!" Trent said. Geoff spun the wheel faster. This time Sammy aimed and the knife landed just left of Amy's shoulder.
"Yes! Next spin difficulty?" Geoff asked.
"Impossible." Crimson deadpanned.
Geoff spun the wheel so fast Amy was no longer clearly visible. Sammy lined up her shot and threw the knife. Amy gasped and everyone waited with baited breath. When the wheel stopped Sammy's knife was shown to be in between the index finger and thumb on Amy's right hand.
"Wow! Okay let's spin in faster!" Geoff decided but the wheel broke from its place and rolled away.
Sammy ran after the wheel. "Amy! You're okay right! I hate you but I don't want you to die!"
Amy sat up. "You don't?"
"No! I don't want anyone to die." The nice twin said.
Amy's lip twitched upwards.
"Look, we made our 500,000 goal!" Cameron announced.
Geoff smiled. "Yes we did it! Who knows the fans best! I know the fans best!"
"Yeah! Way to go fandom!" Topher cheered.
"We guys are the best!" Kitty said.
"Thanks to your support we all still have jobs!" Geoff exclaimed. "And the show will go on. So be sure to tune in next time for the continuation of the world's greatest reality competition ever: Total. Drama. World tour!"
Post Credit scene. Topher is on the couch watching the footage of Alejandro jogging on the beach. He smirked at the camera. "Hey I said I wasn't pining for him anymore and I'm not. Too many fish in the sea to stay hung up on him. But he's still hot. I don't have to respect him to enjoy the view." He turns back to the screen again. "You think Jose's as hot?"