hello again we are now in episode 3 and larpers are eliminated so now that a team is eliminated i can put a list of all the eliminated ones.
18th place larpers/leonard and tammy
so get ready for this next one
(oh and the square they are in the intro is bright red)
(intro plays)
Don: yesterday's chill zone is today's starting line depart in the order they arrived starting with yesterday's winner the rival twins
Sammy: we're..going to Paris!
Amy: hey I told you I was gonna read all the travel tips
Sammy: *sigh*
Don: Paris France home of the Mona Lisa tiny coffees and other things that could annoy like you won't believe. (mimes) Once in Paris duos must make their way here to the Eiffel tower and find their next tip.
Amy: I'm driving this thing
Sammy: ok here we go
[confessional]
Sammy: I'm excited to go to Paris hoping the art they have is amazing
Amy: *pulls Sammy's ear* But this is a competition not a trip to Paris for a few days so listen to me
Sammy: ow fine
Amy: if there is another botch or watch Sammy is doing it
[ends]
MacArthur: There is nothing Eiffel about this Parisian landmark?
Sanders: Eiffel tower Paris let's roll
Amy: we are almost at the airport stop holding on to me!
MacArthur:*fake siren noises* MOVE ASIDE
Amy: UH HELLO THE CADETS ARE SPEEDING!
*cadets high five*
*ice dancers drive majestically*
[confessionals]
Josee: being sports heroes we never know when the cameras will be on us so will have to smile all the time
Jacques: all the time even in our sleep
Josee: its very painful
[other]
MacArthur: what's with those ice dancers do they ever stop smiling did they sleep that way do they cry smiling I'm gonna find out grrr
Sanders: She gets a little fixated
[ends]
*driving scene*
Jen: if we knew the fashion capital of the universe was our next stop we might have spent so much on a hand-woven moroccan carpet
both: PARIS EEEEEEEEEE
(airport)
Josee: two tickets to Paris do you offer free upgrades for olympians
That guy: ah yes free upgrade for all gold medal people
Josee: economy is fine
*cadets, tennis rivals, daters, rival twins, and best friends*
Brody: OH YEAHA *crashes*
[confessional]
Brody: I love mopeds I tried to jump over my pool last summer but ended up smashing through my gazebo.
*both laugh*
Geoff: but dude we shouldn't laugh you totally ruin that wedding
Both: FREE CAKE
[ends]
Chet: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY FACE
Lorenzo: GET YOUR FACE OFF MY HANDS
Jen: the carpet is slowing us down ditch it
Tom: but-
Jen: Tom we're going to Paris
Tom: Oh you're free *ditches carpet* FLY
Dwayne: INCOMING CARPET A- *muffled crashed*
*vegans peacefully pedal*
Miles: so we walked our camel through the desert yesterday instead of riding of riding him so that he could stay hydrated
Laurie: and today we're pedaling our moped so we don't use it's fuel
Jen: oh no what happened to you
Dwayne: Strangest thing hit by a carpet it could've killed us
* fashion bloggers nervously laughs*
Don: nine duos wait anxiously at the airport to board flight number two which doesn't take off for a another hour and a half. (not stickered) but 8 teams are already Paris-bound on flight number one
(Best friends, Dater, Cadets, TV pros, Tennis rivals, Rival twins, Geniuses, and Ice dancers)
Don: flight number one has landed and the race for first place is on
Carrie: Eiffel tower please
*Owen makes taxi lean*
Amy: Take us to the Eiffel tower. Now!
Gerry: go go go
(at the Eiffel tower)
Josee: WE DID IT WHOHOAAAAAA
*crash*
MacArthur: Nailed it
*gets tip*
MacArthur: huh its a botch or watch
Don: In this botch or watch whoever didn't the stew in morocco must draw a caricature of their partner. When this local French artiste approves of the drawing they'll receive their next tip.
(rest of the duos are here you already know who is drawing who but for the rival twins its Sammy)
Don: this just in flight number two has landed...As duos for flight number two head for the Eiffel tower teams from flight number one is finishing there first part of the challenge.
Sammy: done
*french artiste claps a ton and gives tip*
Amy: what give me tha-...ITS SO MAJESTIC
MacArthur: how we've been here for 17 minutes
Sammy: pretty good at drawing.
Amy: uh anyways go down down down find the cheese so round where your next tip is found..what
Rat: in the catacombs
Sammy: guess we are going in there
Amy: COME ON
(darkness until flashlight of don)
Don: welcome to the catacombs where ancient Parisians buried victims of the plague. Duos must use their noses to navigate this maze of tunnels and find the correct exit and their next travel tip hidden among these wheels of roquefort cheese
Tom: a flat tire in luxury boutique heaven during a midnight madness event come on
Jen: the universe wants us to go shopping its fate
Tom: or the ultimate test of our wills
Jen: we are already behind we can't just stop drop and shop
[confessional]
Jen: if we come in last we're going home
Tom: and hello the longer we stay on the race the more we can promote out blog
Both: now trending with Tom and Jen
[ends]
Tom: of course it is going to take a few minutes to change that tire
both: eeeeeee
Devin: what do you mean no she got an A in art last semester
(look)
Devin: oh I see its too realistic (bruh)
Kitty: so are you dating anyone new at university
Emma: yeah his name is International and Comparative Antitrust Law Curriculum
Kitty: I'm thinking of getting a pixie
[confessional]
Kitty: Emma has always been the serious but ever since her boyfriend Jake broke up with two years ago (DC?) she's been super-
Emma: find I've been super fine and I don't need a boyfriend I need a law degree and I need my sister to focus on the game.
Kitty: and a boyfriend
Emma: ugh
[ends]
(its Owen eating the tower)
*Noah and artiste laughs*
*Noah takes Owen*
Owen: wait i wanna see the picture
*tennis rivals awaken*
Gerry: are we there yet
driver: you old men never told me where to go
Pete: We're all there but that doesn't mean we're wrong
[confessional]
Gerry: we got the same energy as all the other teams from about 5:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.
Pete: After that we get a little groggy
Gerry: groggy I haven't seen the moon since 2003
[ends]
Gerry: hey hey to the Eiffel tower ándele
(catacombs)
Ryan: if you got the plague I would throw myself on your boil cover the body and wait until I got infected too so we could die the exact same time in the same way
Stephanie: that is...sweetest thing anyone has ever send to me
*they make out*
Amy: what the {REDACTED}
Emma: it needs to be at least four exaggerations to be a caricature
Kitty: I have way more than that.
Ennui: do you want to look alive in this one?
Taylor: thank gosh i'm the one drawing. I'm like a really good artist for sure the best in my class and probably on the whole planet
Kelly: I'm not bad I actually went to art school for two years before I good to have Taylor
Taylor: OMG mom always doesn't have to be about you
[confessional]
Jen: getting that flat tire was the best thing that's ever happened to us
Tom: I've never shopped so fast in another language in my life
Jen: so worth it though I mean finding studded leather legging in north america good luck
Tom: Truth
[ends]
(father and son, best friends and surfers is accepted)
Carrie: hurry come on!
Pete: come on come on
[confessional]
Gerry: it's nice to be back on TV all the sponsorship deals dried up a few years ago
Pete: try 30
Gerry: the last time did a commercial the internet didn't exist
Pete: and neither did the hair on your ears.
MacArthur: *le sniff*
Sanders: okay what are you doing
MacArthur: I've trained my nose so I can work border crossings people think they bring oranges into any country they want. Not on my watch sister *le sniff* this way I'm going in...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS DEAD PERSON OFF OF ME.
Don: as the Parisian catacombs extend a warm extend a welcome to some of the duos others are still drawing the first challenge to a conclusion
(everyone gets accepted)
*Taylor shows her drawing*
(its hideous)
(but it's ok)
Kelly: Mind if I keep this to my surgeon
Owen: Here cheezy cheese *whistle*
Noah: if we had any kind of a lead we lost it by now...! I've seen that skull before oh no we're going in circles
Owen: so is my belly *burp* uh oh seen any restroom signs
Noah: he hasn't to the toilet in morocco so we knew this moment would we just didn't know when
Brody: ah man that's the third dead end we hit
Geoff: chill bro if we find all the dead ends the only path left will be the right one
[confessional]
Geoff: We're both glass half-full guys okay but since there's two of us i just pour glass into his and boom we got a full glass
Brody: take that science
[ends]
(vegans and tennis rivals get accepted)
[confessionals]
Pete: I've got a plan we follow the veggie heads until then find the cheese then rocket pass them and we the whole thing
Gerry: veggie heads
Both: *laughs*
[ends]
*eyes glowing in the door way*
Amy: AHHHHHHHHH
(it's the goths)
Amy: oh hey I wasn't scared of you goths Samey was the one that screamed
Crimson: yeah right
[confessional]
Ennui: this place could be like a camp for kids or an amusement park
MacArthur: *le sniff* Roquefort cave aged about three years... do you hear water..Yeah that's what I am talking about you're coimg with me
Jacque: eh hem
MacArthur: if it isn't the smiling silvertins
*kick the cheese*
Josee: I hate silver
Jacques: take your cheese and sail away to where mona lisa is on display
Sanders: the louve
Sammy wait we're going to the LOUVE
Amy: really now
Don: the Louve home to many paintings I was asked to stop touching. It's Also the chill zone for this part of the race last team to reach the carpet of completion may out of the running. but the race for first is kicking into high gear.
Josee: BYE the both of duos stink worse than this cheese float
MacArthur: too bad you forgot your oars
Amy: hehehe *hold oars*
Jacques: DARN IT
Josee: JACQUE you were supposed to get the oars
MacArthur: what is french boo yah
Gerry: If the is what french cheese smell like I'm officially lactose intolerant
Pete: I'm officially you intolerant
Miles: its coming from there
(ITS OWEN AND HIS BATHROOM)
Owen: Man that moroccan stew can really rip through a guy
[confessional]
Noah: and that was only a 6.2 on the Owen stink scale
Owen: there's a scale?
Noah: sure sushi is 1 onion soup is a 5 and spicy burritos go all the way up to 12 those things can peel a varnish off a locker
Owen: its true
[ends]
Tom: its like so creepy in here I feel like I'm being watched
Jen: hey Tom I have a bone to pick with you
*both laugh*
Jen: t-tom
*giant shadow*
Both: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
(its just a rat bro)
Devin: milady
(teams are now on cheese)
MacArthur: no way
*ice dancers use their legs*
Sammy: it like they're unbeatable (Sammy is the only one rowing)
[confessional]
Jacques: missing paddles ha that won't stop us
Josee: we've competed in far more dire situations. Jacque once got rabies from a squirrel that didn't stop us
Jacques: I skated dressed as a st. bernard so all that foam coming out from my mounth made sense (wtf)
Josee: adapting its what champions do.
[ends]
*ice dancers passes the cadets and the rival twins*
MacArthur: they get creepier by the minute
Don: most of the teams have reached the water but for those still in the catacombs the big challenge is to not come in last
[confessional]
Pete: we made a terrible mistake
Gerry: I thought vegans would be able to able to sniff out dairy in a second.
Pete: if we go home now and we'll be lucky to land a deal for tube socks and I hate tube socks yo never know where to put your heel
Gerry: there goes the tube sock sponsorship
*both laughs*
Noah: there's the tip and plenty of cheese wheels we're still in this. okay I'll grab the oars and you take the wheels and NOOO
Owen: what cheese is good for you.
Josee: THE LOUVE OVER THERE
MacArthur: PUSH IT SANDERS FEEL THE BURN
Amy: COME ON SAMEY
(roll the cheese to first scene)
Don: well well lady cadets you're in first and the ice dancers have to settle in for silver
MacArthur: what you don't hear victory music probably cuz you didn't win
(everyone rows)
Noah: DUDE knock it off you're eating our raft
Owen: sorry i'll stop last one okay last one for real.
Ryan: Time to put this cheese into overdrive *loses oar* Babe pass me that oar I'll double time it *loses oar again* uh
[confessional]
Ryan: I'm sorry I let you down babe
Stephanie: It's alright sugar buns just don't let happen EVER again
[ends]
*Owen ate all the cheese*
Jen: wow don't let those get wet
Tom: Don't worry I'll keep things balanced but I'm thinking you're gonna have to swim
Jen: I'll do it for the clothing
Tom:*GASPS*
*splash*
Frog: i'm your head
Jen: AHHHHHHHH
Don: 3rd(rival twins) 4th(father and son) 5th(best friends) 6th(step brothers)
*Tennis rivals makes a fool out of them to the vegans*
Don: and here comes more duos 7th(fashion bloggers) 8th(daters) 9th(geniuses) 10th(sisters) and if it isn't Noah and his ark 20 minute penalty
Owen: what why
Don: because the challenge was to sail the cheese down the river
Owen: but its inside me I am cheese
Don: that you are kooky now step aside and hope you are not last to place. with one duo waiting for their penalty to end the last four duos are battling towards the carpet of completion.
*vegans pass tennis rivals*
Gerry: how is that possible we're athletes they eat bird seed and dust
(yes)
Don: 11th(mother and daughter) 12th(surfers i do not care) 13th(goths)
*sweating intensifies*
Don: looks like someone has the cheese sweats 14th(vegans) 15th(rockers)
Owen: oh no here come the tennis rivals
*tennis rival circles are blocks mode*
[confessional]
Pete: haha it was looking pretty grim
Gerry: I had to take a nap
[ends]
(bro its a circle you can roll it like tennis balls)
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2
1
Don: TV PROS YOUR PENALTY IS UP
*they all land at the same time*
Gerry: Its a tie we all stay
Don: not quite i'm afraid you're going home
Pete: what why
Don: Gerry's foot wasn't completely wasn't on the carpet it was just out
Gerry: WHAT do you need glasses you fool that foot was in the line.
Don: I don't need glasses and your foot was out
Gerry: IT WAS IN
Don: IT WAS OUT
Gerry: IN
Don: OUT
Gerry: INNNNNN
Don: THAT"S MATCH YOU"RE OUT
{flashbacks}
Gerry: well that was a disaster
Pete: at least we didn't go home first
Gerry: yeah now we have a shot at nabbing some new sponsors
Both: *laughs*
Well the 3rd episode is done still the same so far it might stay the same until were jay mickey got eliminated. So what do think about the tennis rivals being eliminated and what would have actual happen if it was a tie find out soon on the ridonculous race but with Amy and Sammy