hello again 4th episode is here and the tennis rivals are eliminated from last episode they place 17th
18th-Larpers (Leonard and Tammy)
17th-tennis rivals (Gerry and Pete)
So how be eliminated let's find out right now
(intro)
Don: yesterday's chill zone was the Louvre which is today's starting point. Duos will start in the order they finished which the cadets ar-
(its the ice dancers)
Don: whoa whoa whoa yesterday's winners go first ice capades
MacArthur: yeah relax silver streak
Sanders: WAIT YOUR TURN
[confessional]
MacArthur: I've got my eye on those ice dancers give them an inch and they'll take the whole race
[ends]
*tip*
Sanders: take the train to cole optimum wha on the mediterranean coast and search the station for your next travel tip come on
Don: duos must take the train south (im looking at the caption and they can't say it right) (it) hurts the mediterranean on the south of France with sand so fine you want it to get in yours shorts the red cliffs are just one of the many sites that make this a popular tourist spot.
*tips*
*Mime steals it*
Amy: HEY GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW
*uh junior*
Junior: hey uh *deep* hey I'm Dwayne.
Sammy: hi I'm Sammy
*i don't know about this*
Dwayne: Nice to meet you I'm Dwayne senior I see you've already met Junior this kid what a great little guy
Junior: dad..
Dwayne: I mean he acts up sometimes but that happens when near puberty
Sammy: uh
Amy: Come stop fooling with the other duos!
Sammy: good luck I guess
[confessional]
Junior: my dad always find a way to embarrass me
Dwayne: ha ha ha come on that's not true that's just being self-conscious. oh before I forget I washed your lucky undies
Junior: OH DAD!
[ends]
*taxis don't want to listen to the cadets*
Sanders: there are so many cabs why won't they stop
MacArthur: no prob I got this...HALT!
*multiple crashes*
MacArthur: police we are coming into this vehicle maggot. got one
Sanders: i'm concerned
Jacques the subway its the fast way to the train station
Kitty: alright partner of mine let's have some fun
Emma: no let's not have fun let's come in first for a change..train station let's go
Kitty: wow fun
Emma: stop it
MacArthur: I need directions Sanders
Sanders: there's no map
MacArthur: time for bad cop...TRAIN STATION DIRECTIONS NOW
Dwayne: way to go son Wasn't sure you'd be able to keep up with yours truly...what okay just hold up...
Sanders: there it is
MacArthur: I saw this in a movie once hold on
*SPIN TO PARK*
MacArthur this is for parking a fire zone
[confessional]
Sanders: can you give a ticket outside of your jurisdiction...wait what's this... excessive complaining. that is not an actual offense
Don: while Owen and Noah are the last to take off from the starting line the first five teams are about to leave the station. (cadets, ice dancers best friends, rival twins, and father and son)
Junior: come on dad
Don: the rest of the teams race to catch the next train south
Jen: the south of France is where the most glamorous people in the world hang out it's like Paris but with glossier lipstick
Tom: OH NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME I HAVE IT...whew got it spray tan?
Jen: you even have to ask
*spray gone wrong*
Mary: take lebron to canal
Ellodey: canal to Jermaine
Mary: Jermaine to Belmont
Ellody: turn left on the grant
Mary: reverse on to burro
Both: and U-turn back to Legrand's Delta Dunkirk
[confessional]
Ellody: we weren't exactly popular in high school but memorizing the street maps of every urban center is just as fun as going to parties
Mary: or dates or being a cheerleader or taking non-science electives
Ellody: our chooses are paying off we can out think all the other duos
Mary: boom
[ends]
Chet: huff huff
Lorenzo: spits
[confessional]
Lorenzo: I took the subway he took a taxi
Chet: can you tell the rento that's a time he wasn't with me was the best trip so far?
Lorenzo: tell Chet that before he was in my life was the best part of my life so far
*fights*
[ends]
Kitty: hey can you take picture of me and my sister?
Emma: this is a race kit not a vaca
Kitty: come on just one picture of me and my big sister in France. PARIS
Emma: ugh
*daters, step brothers, surfers, and goths do their shenanigans*
Mary: Your skin pigmentation looks like it's received too much dihydroxyacetone
(wow tom and jen)
Don: as group two waits at the train group one has just arrived at the beach
Dwayne: there's the Don box
*tips*
Dwayne: It's a botch or watch whose turn is it
Junior: yours what's the challenge
Amy: who wants to swim with...SHARKS?!
Don: in this botch or watch whoever didn't draw the caricature in Paris must swim to this part of the mediterranean and and retrieve a travel tip from the great white sha- AHH try that again you'll get a taste of this huh want to dance with a Widowmaker? AHHHH
Sanders: note eaten partner will result in disqualification
Amy: yeah no {REDACTED} I'll die
Devin: be right back homie I hope
Amy: I guessed im forced to do this eating that morocco stew changes the game. don't take anything my room samey
MacArthur: swim with sharks man did I dodge a bullet or what ha
Sanders: still here
MacArthur: sorry just glad that I'm not you...What's the hold up get botchen
*swimming scene*
[confessional]
Dwayne: turns out swimming in shark-infested water is way harder on the body than sitting at a desk all day who knew
[ends]
*Josee grabs tip*
Devin: wow nice move
Amy: need this...the shark want to eat right?
Don: as duos from train number 1 battle with the top of the food chain. Train number 2 has arrived
Mary: weren't there five duos on board?
Ellody: there's the Don box hurry
*Devin grabs tip*
Shark: I want you
Devin: AHHHHHH *drops tip*
Dwayne: got it
[confessional]
Junior: I'm actually kinda proud of my dad takes gut to swim towards shark
[ends] (he is not with his dad)
Chet: you draw caricature I sallow my own barf and SWIM WITH SHARKS this is so unfair
Lorenzo: only if you were you
*daters again*
Stephanie: baby if one of those sharks eat you I will eat that shark so that we will always be together
*and again*
Tom: hi everyone hope you didn't miss us
(they took boat with Prince of monaco)
Jen: thanks for the ride your highness
Shark: GET OVER HERE
Tom: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Jacques: she is beauty grace and strength every move like a swan that makes other swans feel ugly
Swan: what did you say
Dwayne: GO GET A BUCKET...WE GOTTA A BUILD...CASTLE
Don: Dwayne might be bro drowning but he is right he is right for this all in challenge duos have to build a sandcastle of the palace of varsailles. when local sand castle prodigy sandy McCaskill's decides their castle is good enough he'll hand over the next travel ti
*Sanders has the tip*
MacArthur: about My grandmother can paddle faster than you
Amy: I got it safe and sound
Sammy: what is it
Amy: I build castle and you do nothing
Sammy: what but.
Amy: no time I don't need help
*Junior glares*
[confessional] (one of my own)
Junior: dad did you see that
Dwayne: see what son?
Junior: that meaner twin wants to do the sand castle after her sister just did the art of her majestically
Dwayne: so what
Junior: is she...Jealous?
[ends]
Sharks: we will eat you...OH GOD YOU"RE HIDEOUS*swims away*
Mary: no sharks aren't afraid me but they afraid of magnets (are you sure about that)
Devin: AHHHHH
Don: The third train has arrived and as more teams begin the second challenge the surfers are still trying to finish the second on
Geoff: where is he?
Brody: can you at least chase me towards shore
Rock: I guess I'll do pretty much anything to win I need the money for my parents they're not getting younger and really want me out of their basement. if I could win I can build my own basement
Shark: I know there is prey (it's crimson) you're scary
*building*
[confessional]
Junior: I was worried about that before but now he is really going for it
Dwayne: building is what men are born to do
[ends]
Sanders: you sure this has to be big
MacArthur: We go big or go home
Emma: did you hear that go big or go home
*math on the sand there is pacman on it*
[confessional]
Ellody: we're scientists we know how important the planning stage is agreed
Mary: agreed we're building a sandcastle here this isn't kid stuff
[ends]
*kid says nope*
Dwayne: good enough are you kidding me it's the best castle ever
Owen: Yes hehehe any chance you guys are dolphins
*building and time travel*
[confessional]
Emma: I was scared but glad it was me in the water and not kit. if anything ever happens to her
Kitty: aw
Emma: They disqualify us immediately
[ends]
Miles: if we win the money I'm gonna start a charity dedicated to the preservation of these long misunderstood creatures
Shark: thank you JUST KIDDING I WILL EAT YOU
Miles: NEVERMIND
Don: all the duos have reunited and begun working on their sand castles except for the surfers
Dwayne: where is that judge...oh there you are
kid: ok you win
Dwayne: yes ok... grab a speedboat and follow the GPS to the chill zone on a southern tip of Iceland?
Don: Iceland the southern dock of this Frigid Outskirts island is the finish line for this segment of the race the last team to meet me on the carpet of Completion could be heading home
*more math*
Dwayne: hurry
Kitty: aw look at that cute little castle
MacArthur: hold the sand phone it doesn't have to be big ugh
Emma: new plan it doesn't have to be big
*boat stops working*
Junior: come on dad let's grab a different boat
Dwayne: come on you just gotta look at the choke tube mechanism
[confessional]
Junior: my dad tried attach a bell to my bike once when he was done the wheels were gone...just gone
Dwayne: it was a Swedish bell
[ends]
Dwayne: i can not believe the first two boats we pick are broken
Junior: you have to turn the key then press the start button.
Dwayne: huh must be one of those swedish boats look i'll driv-
*junior drives*
(finally done brody)
Brody that was crazy wild
*Fashion bloggers are done*
Amy: what do mean no?
Sammy: could I please build it?
Amy: Fine...Its gonna take hours because mine was-
*An extact replica was made*
Amy: WHAT THE SAMEY
Kid: amazing work *tip*
Sammy: I hope Jasmine sees how good I am at this
Amy: UGH
Best friends: YES
*boat is not good*
Lorenzo: MOVE IT
Chet: GET OFF
Lorenzo: fine we'll switch every twelve seconds *counts in mississippis*
Chet: you're counting to fast
*engine starts to die*
Devin: oh we got a problem any faster and the motor will die slow and steady wins the race I guess
Amy: YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THIS
Don: Dwayne, Junior you're the first to arrive at this chill zone
*they cheer*
Don: unfortunately you broke a rule when you read the travel tip before reuniting with junior on the beach
*tries to give him gift cards*
Don: 20 Minute penalty more duos are heading to the boats but others get hung up on details
Ellody: 373,996 cubic yards done now to build our a perfect model with our data
Sand: eh you might have a brain...BUT I HAVE A WAVE
Ellody: OUR DATA
Mary: we'll have to wing it
Ellody: I never Wing I DON"T KNOW HOW
Don: Jacque, Josee you've come in first...I expected more insanity glad to see you're still keeping it professional
[confessional]
*ice dancers cheer*
[ends]
Don: jen and tom you've arrived in second place
Both: eeeeeee
Don: However you didn't arrive to the beach by train as instructed you used yacht instead 20 minute penalty
Jen: what ever we're with the prince
Don: Noah and Owen second place
[confessional]
Owen: YES *bear hugs*
Noah: AHHHHHH
Don: 3rd(cadets) and 4th(rival)
Sammy: oh...I wonder what took so long *looks at Amy*
Brody: WE"RE DEAD LAST
Ellody: did you hear something
Mary: No you need to focus
Ellody: of course
Don: 5th(father and son) 6th(fashion bloggers)
*surfers in boat*
Don: 7th(daters) 8th(step brothers) 9th(goths) 10th(sisters)
*old models of Katie and Sadie*
Don: who are you and who are you are you on this show?
(nope)
Don: 11th(mother and daughter) 12th(vegans) 13th(rockers)
Devin: looks like we might be heading home
[confessional]
Devin: so unfair that it's because of a dead motor not something we did wrong we're a great team
Carrie: yeah we really are
[ends]
Brody: YEAH
motor: I am dead
Geoff: OH MAN NOW WHAT
*touch*
Brody: BZZT
motor: thank y- I am dead
Geoff: dude dude that worked do it again
*Keeps suffering*
Carrie: Homie that's Iceland
Geoff: there is is
Don: chill zone could use a sofa so oh here they are...Carrie, Devin 14th place
Both:*cheers*
Geoff: It's okay Don we already knew just blast us with the bad news
Don: Geoff, Brody I'm sorry to say this but you are...second last aka 15th place aka still in the race!
Geoff: YES YOU HERE THAT BRO *BZZT* oh
(meanwhile*
Don: Ahoy geniuses I'm afraid that the other duos have reached the chill zone you are out of the race. I'm in a helicopter this is so cool
*flashbacks*
Ellody: how Ironic our strength in urban planning was also our down fall
Mary: that just proves how flawed the show is but we played our part
Ellody: I supposed geniuses aren't always as smart are they think
*both laugh*
I'm gonna tell you this now there will two duos who leave the game for injury and only one of those is very sad and will have a rejoin. it looks the geniuses are out of the game see you next time on ridonculous race but with Amy and Sammy.