Hey again so every chapter the words become less and less and less yeah...but anyways the we are at the 5th episode and the geniuses are out!
18th-larpers(Leonard and Tammy)
17th-Tennis rivals(Gerry and Pete)
16th-Geniuses(Ellody and Mary)
also when type Ellody and Josee's name the system says it's spells wrong now let's begin the 5th episode
(intro)
Don: Welcome back to Iceland where today's starting line is yesterday's chill zone. brr and chill it is (ball of wall nuts) are frozen solid the first duo to depart will be the ice dancers. GO!
*tip*
Josee: take a bus to the geyser field of Gaskill and locate the Don box
Don: the geysers of Gaskill are part of an active volcano field tucked under a skimpy 20 cm layer of celicious center whatever that is sounds dangerous though
[confessional]
Josee: coming in first has given us a taste for gold we hope to on top of the podium from here on out
Jacques: and I love that taste of gold in the moring
[ends]
Jacques: hurry come on we're going to lose our lead
*TV pros, Cadet, Rival twins, father and son, fashion bloggers, and daters show up*
Stephanie: hi
Amy: so where's the lead
Jacques: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING ON THE BUS BEFORE US
MacArthur: you can't stop me from thinking it. get out of my head
Jacques: oh yeah
MacArthur: yeah
Noah: uh guys the bus
Sammy: let's get in already
Don: our first duos head off as another duo psyched up but for some the fear and panic is clearly visible on their faces
*its the goths*
Don: I said the fear and panic... fear and panic!...FEAR AND PANIC!
*still nothing*
Don: OK I GIVE UP
*tip to the vegans*
[confessional]
Laurie: I'm super optimistic about our chances right now
Miles: I know we're proving you can race without hurting anyone or anything(the spider that died in the original doesn't exist)
[ends]
Sanders: there's the Don box
*tip*
Sanders: it's an all in broken Icelandic telephone
Don: for this all in teams need to hold down the button on this speaker box to hear me say "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
Speaker: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
Don: then they must run across the geothermal field of hot springs and repeat the sentence to this Icelandic local... uck sweet sister of ducks what are you wearing?
Dress: quack
Don: say it right you get the next tip if not you have to go all the way back to hear it again
MacArthur: open your here it is
Speaker: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
MacArthur: move it
Junior: press it again
Dwayne: no need kiddo let's hustle
[confessional]
Sammy: I like the father and son duo they seen nice but father is not that bright
Amy: Oh come on they are going to eliminate us sooner if you keep liking them
Sammy: she is still cranky about the sandcastle
[other]
Dwayne: my mind is a steel trap once I know something it's-
Junior: oh really when is my birthday?
Dwayne: summertime?
Junior: October...
[ends]
Don: six more duos head for the geyser field(Step brothers, goths, sisters, vegans, mother and daughter and rockers) leaving only two that have yet to begin the race.
*geyser*
*ice dancers jump through smoothly*
Father and son: WOW
Dwayne: just follow my lead son
[confessional]
Dwayne: all you have to do is to time it right and we will be talking to that beautiful swan lady...oh did i say beautiful I mean she was you know wearing a beautiful swan...honey I miss you
[ends]
Dwayne: now
Geyser: nope
Speaker: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
Owen: wantons, rice uh garlic shrimp house noodles and egg rolls please
*SCREECHING TIRES*
Noah: no time let's move
Don: bus number two has arrived as our last three teams have finally departed
[confessional]
Geoff: starting out in last place is tough especially cuz Brody is so messed up guy got too many shocks from that speed boat
Brody:*bzzt*
Geoff: but I can do all the heavy lifting surfers don't quit right dude
Brody:*bzzt*
[ends]
*Ice dancers make it*
Josee: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
*tip*
Josee: take the helicopter to scaal national park and find the next Don box
Don: the ice dancers have the lead but now they'll have to wait the helicopter will only depart once 6 duos are aboard
Devin: brrrr this reminds me of last winter when Shelly locked me out of the car for buying her the wrong kind of tea (that's torture)
[confessional]
Carrie: he got frostbite and nearly lost two toes that are the on both sides the small and big ones over a tea. he deserves better than that. a rabid goat deserves better than that(what)
[ends]
*running with geysers*
Owen: DAH STOP TELL MY PARENTS I LIVED A GOOD LIFE
*gets shot out of a geyser and lands in another one*
Dwayne: I've been samast gamir gingle travel dopid doop doop? you got to admit your language is pretty darn odd
Sammy: why did you say that
Amy: my turn "vin sal mon depo miek travel as beeing"
*nope to both*
[confessional]
Dwayne: I can not be expected to memorize something I only heard once
Junior: WHAT YOU"VE GOT BE KIDDING ME!
[ends]
Amy: ugh let's go back
Laurie: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
*tip*
Laurie: yay thanks
[confessional]
Laurie: I had to get it right I didn't want to be culturally insensitive
Miles: yeah that's how wars start
Laurie: and war is bad (yeah no {REDACTED})
[ends]
*more geyser running*
Sanders: I'm ok let me WOW
Jen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(oh the camera broke anyways)
[confessional
Jen: geysers are hot what this top is cold wash only no one told me there would be real danger
[ends]
Dwayne: hurry
Rock: almost there bud you can do it
Amy: COME ON SAMEY YOUR KNEES LOOK LIKE ARMADILLOS
Ennui: are you finished
Taylor: no mom trashed the Icelandic talking so I made her go back by herself
Crimson: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
[confessional]
Crimson: most of our favorite bands are from Iceland so yeah we speak the language
[ends]
Speaker: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
Carrie: we're good Let's go
[confessional]
Dwayne: this time I'll remember it
Junior: sigh
Dwayne: what that goose lady's dress distracted me
[ends]
Chet: I had the first half of the sentence *push* you were supposed to remember the second half
Lorenzo: *push* other way around butt stain
Goose lady: ég er sterkari (I am stronger)
[confessional]
Chet: that girl is so into me
Lorenzo: you wish she's into me jerky
Chet: *push* as If you're dreaming
Lorenzo: your the one that needs to wake up
[ends]
Jen: *gasp* is that an original petroi oh fierce doesn't hurt that you have the bod to pull it off seriously
*tip*
Don: the helicopter needs two more duos before it can lift off
Speaker: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
Geoff: wo
*fail the talk and get it right*
[confessional]
Ryan: I memorized the first have and Steph took the second half
Stephanie: we share everything EXCEPT FRENCH FIRES IF HE EVER TOUCHES MY FRIES *slap hands* KABLANG!
[ends] (dude)
Ryan: vamas gave a m
Stephanie: mina travel ablanding
*nope*
Stephanie: gasp
Ryan: aw a bending you were so close
Stephanie: I KNOW I WAS CLOSE SHE TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN US A TIP
Ryan: hey we're doing great its okay
Stephanie: NO I DON'T LET YOU DOWN YOU DON'T LET ME DOWN AND THAT'S WHAT LOVE IS NO MISTAKES EVER
Emma: "please give me my next travel tip" uh
Kitty: in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
Emma: you interrupted me and almost ruin our chances
Kitty: but got it right
Emma: yeah this time you did lucky us next time you try to help don't help
Kitty: ok
Don: the first six duos(sisters, cadets, fashion bloggers, vegans, and ice dancers) are aloft while the remaining nine teams are just trying to stay alive
Amy: what are doing? where is your mom?
Taylor: I sent her back
Amy: You have to go with or you get a penalty
Taylor: yeah right
Amy: *fails* ugh come Samey we need to hurry up and this time you say it
Devin: my foot's caught I'm stuck
Carrie: Oh no pull harder
Don: as most of the duos struggle to finish the geyser challenge alive. the top have reached the ice caves in scabal national park where next challenge awaits
*tip*
Jacques it's an either or. feast or fossil
Don: In this either or duos can dine on a traditional Icelandic feast or they can find and retrieve of the intact fossils embedded in the icy walls of this ice cave once their chosen task is complete duos must bring their intact fossil or empty platter to the chill zone the last team to arrive may be out of the race
*screw the feast*
Crimson: the other teams picked the fossil thing so we didn't cuz whatever
Don: Icelandic feast consist of putrified shark, pickled herring, cured ram, broiled puffin, and singed sheep head. yikes what are they giving thanks for?
*goth stare and do nothing*
Don: ok then thanks for the input
Rock: uh van no vin samast G no no It's vin Samast G Ugh come on spud you heard it help me
Spud: oh that was forever ago man who can remember
Rock: ARG uh "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
*tip*
Rock: YES *air guitar*
*best friends getting tip*
Junior: Vince samla gast gave amir
Dwayne: Mina travel as dente *get slapped*
Amy: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY
Dwayne: IDK
Sammy: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
*tip*
Amy: about time
[confessional]
Amy: he is really offending the Icelandic language
[ends]
*pray*
*tip*
(step brothers)
*mining*
Sanders: ah fossil
*breaks*
MacArthur: whoa think something that had been around for a million years would know how to take a punch right
Vegans: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ice dancers: wtf
[confessional]
Miles: we decided to free the fossil using raiki energy we just have to be careful and not to use too much we just wanna free it not bring it back to life.
[ends]
Noah: woo yes come on
Kelly: *wheezes*
Taylor: If we get sent home today I'm never talking you again unless i need money or something
Kelly: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
*tip*
Taylor: wow way to not ruin everything for a change...omg mom don't sulk it was a compliment hello
Don: more teams are heading for the ice cave
*ice is too big*
Emma: ok this will keep it intact until we reach the chill zone help me push...see this is going great(no it's not)
Dwayne: *nonsense*
*nope*
Dwayne: RAHHHHHGHHH
Stephanie: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
*tip*
Stephanie: YES BOOM THAT"S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT FIST BUMP
Ryan: YOW
Don: 13/15 duos are now working on the second challenge but father and son have to complete challenge number one
Junior: "please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic with perfect pronunciation
*tip at last*
[confessional]
Junior: we were already far behind I couldn't risk you um us messing it up again
Dwayne: huh you were gonna say you meaning me I'm insulted
[ends]
Geoff: oh dude
*about to vomit*
Taylor: nuh uh not happening we're fossiling cause ew barf
Kelly: don't say barf
Both: BARFS
Dwayne: yoink pardon us
Junior: slow down it's super icy
Dwayne: I used to curl kiddo so I know ice AHHHHHH
*pickaxe messes his head*
[confessional]
Taylor: if you had a face as chipotle as mine(what) would you hit it an ice pick no we'll eat the feast
[ends]
Geoff: we got this
Rock: hey eat something man
Spud: huh...no thanks I'm not hungry
*Force feed*
*goth eat an eyeball each*
Don: Wow first place...You're the winners... you won...WOOHOOO...are you trying to ruin the show is that your plan get out of here you're bad kids
[confessional]
Crimson: As soon as I saw the platter I knew we were going to come first
Ennui: I'm so excited first place wow I could pee myself
Crimson: you just did
Don: first place is taken but last place is still up for grabs and nobody wants it
*daters do lady and the tramp scene but with meat and make out*
Taylor: ew for serious I am already on high barf alert over here
Kelly: don't barf
*vomits*
Noah: don't think just chew
Owen: eye eye hehe get it cause its an-*pops* this is so gross
Don: 2nd(fashion bloggers) 3rd(ice dancers)...4th(TV pros)
Amy: ok it looks very small let's get out of here
Sammy: ok
Amy: woah I'm holding it
Sammy: no let go *drops and breaks*
Amy: GREAT JOB SAMEY NOW WE ARE GONNA LOSE this is my second pick and I'm holding it
Sanders: Whoa maybe I'll take this one
Laurie: my hands are freezing let's take a break to thank all the fossil spirits guiding us
Fossil BYE BYE {REDACTED S}
Miles: OUR FOSSIL NOOO
Don: 5th(surfers) oh yes make out your in 6th(daters) you're 7th but you earn a 1 hour penalty please step aside
Taylor: wait what
Don: after getting the Icelandic sentence wrong you were both supposed to go back through the geyser field but only Kelly did
Taylor: ugh way to go mom
Fossil: NEW OWNERS
Dwayne: hey how about that and you were worried we were going to become last
Junior: I thought we had to chip the fossil out of the ice wall something feels wrong about this
Dwayne: the only thing wrong is use getting eliminated now come on
Laurie: it's got be around here somewhere
Don: 7th (best friends)...Father and son you're the 8th duo to arrive
Both: WOOHOO
Laurie: wait that's our fossil
Junior: I knew something was wrong
Dwayne: sigh fine here you go
Don: no sharesies you'll have to try again
Laurie: but
Don: Don't care
Laurie: but
Don: Don't care
Laurie: but
Don: Don't care
Laurie: THE GODDESS OF KARMA WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!
[confessional]
Laurie: I don't normally allow myself to experience negative emotions...but I'm sure my aura is very purple right now
[other]
Dwayne: not the first time i've been cursed luckily I don't believe in goddesses or karma so I think we're all good
[ends]
Miles: we'll never raiki another fossil in time
Laurie: then we'll have to eat the feast
Miles: WHAT!
Don: 9th (step brothers)...10th(sisters)
Taylor: this is all your fault you're the mom or whatever you can't just let me do anything I want Because I'm beautiful come on act like a parent take charge
Kelly: ok from now on what I say goes
Taylor: you can't tell me what to do
Kelly: teenagers wait for me honey
*vegans eat and cry*
Spud: better hurry rock they're eating faster than us
Rock: me they're eating faster than me
Don: you're 11th
MacArthur oh poop on a bird that was close
Rock: eating that stuff was like the hardest thing ever other than math or getting a driver's license
[confessional]
Laurie: I can't believe I just did that there are animals inside me right now and I'm pretty sure they don't want us to go in last
Miles: mine wants to come out right now *BURPS*
[ends]
Amy:*laughs*
Kelly: whats so funny
Amy: I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA GET A PENALTY
Taylor: Oh shut up you have done the same
Amy: hey I'm here to win not to show off that I am spoiled...which i'm not why even join the show anyways
Kelly: hold her breath so she can join
Amy: wow you need to show more discipline like hit her
Sammy: the rockers and vegans are almost here...wait WHY IS THE VEGANS HOLDING AN EMPTY PLATE
Amy: ok let's go
Don: 12th (rival twins)
*race to not be last*
4
3
2
1
Don: penalty over 13th (mother and daughter) Rockers in 14th
Spud: phew
Don: well my little meat eating vegans you are the last team to arrive
[confessional]
Laurie:*cries* so many animals I just ate so many animals
Miles: *vomits*
[ends]
Don: but this is an non-elimination round you get to stay
Sammy: oh that's a thing
Laurie: *Gasps* I ATE ANIMALS FOR NOTHING
*Laurie beats up Don*
Don: security NEXT TIME ON THE RIDONCULOUS RACE BRAZIL
Amy: why did you spoil it
Miles: *vomits*
Ok it may seem that Amy and Sammy are in the second flight is a bad thing but don't worry the vegans are still in the race so we'll be right back for the ridonculous race but with Amy and Sammy