total drama ridonculous race but with amy and sammy

by josedmoreno08

this is an alternate universe were jay and mickey don"t exist but has amy and sammy in it

6. Chapter 6

Hello last time was a non-elimination now we are going to brazil time who is actual 15th

18th-larpers(Leonard and Tammy

17th-tennis rivals(Gerry and Pete)

16th-geniuses(Ellody and Mary)

now on with the show

(intro)

Don(with a black eye): Yesterday's chill zone is today's starting line and yesterday's winners the goths are first to get the travel tip

*tip*

Ennui: huh Brazil

Don: sunny sunny Brazil home to bossa nova music makers of fine coffee and other things that keep me awake at night

Owl: SCREECH

Don: duos will travel on these chartered planes the first eight duos will take a direct flight the last seven will arrive two ours later because they're on the milk run

Cow: Moo

Don: literally

*tips*

Noah: come on

*taxis*

Don: our first group of duos have reached the airport and are running to catch the first flight (surfers, ice dancers, TV pros, daters, best friends, fashion bloggers, father and son)

Dwayne: good thing we're not on the old pal PI express all thanks to this fossil baby kept as a present for your mom

Junior: well I still feel bad about taking the vegans fossil

Dwayne: well is was an accident we didn't know it was theirs pal besides happy wife happy life

Fossil: thats it *breaks*

Junior: well it's the thought that counts come on

*stressed owen*

[confessional]

Noah:Owen's a bit nervous about being on a military plane again

Owen: can you blame me I almost died

[ends]

*owen burps*

Owen: where's beary

Noah: you just ate him

Owen: ahhh will you hold me

Noah: I would rather NOT

[confessional]

Jacques: we failed in Iceland ICE LAND that's unacceptable

Josee: Agreed last time I was this mad about where I placed I got a new partner

[ends]

Don: as teams fill up flight number two our first plane is ready to leave

Fossil: NUH UH

Pilot: sorry folks must have rolled something sharp

Don: in a stunning reversal yesterday's winners now look like losers as plane two is in the air on it's way to brazil

*Rival twins, vegans, sisters, cadets, rockers, step brothers, and mother and daughter with animals*

Taylor: yeah so no I am not doing this

Kelly: come on Taylor they're just cows you eat them you wear them (boots) it's not so bad just be one with the cow

Cow:*farts*

Taylor: ugh

[confessional]

Taylor: IT POOPED ON MY BOOTS

Kelly: everyone said that we would last two days on this show that we'd never survive outside of the hills. well you know we may be a lot of things but we're not quitters

[ends]

Taylor: I'm quitting *kicks goat*

Kelly: if you stay I'll buy you a car

Taylor: okay done

Goat: right back at you

*Amy hold chicken*

Sammy: Amy wait!

Amy: what is it now Samey

Sammy: don't think about taking that egg do you remember last time at Rodney's farm reunion

*flash back with chicken stampede*

Amy: AHHHHHHHH

Sky: STOP THE CHICKENS

Leonard: WHY ISN'T MY NAPPING SPELL WORKING

[confessional]

Sammy: it was everyone was there except for Scarlett and Dave of course

[ends]

Laurie: *cries* I ate the sheep's head so we could stay in the game but the non-elimination meant I didn't have to..I DIDN'T HAVE TO!

Miles: *slaps* okay you need to calm down what happens in Iceland stays in Iceland okay

Laurie: *bad breath* what

Miles: I'm sorry it's just that your breath smells like sheep head DOES ANYONE HAVE A MINT

Don: flight number two has started its descent to the Brazilian destination

*tips*

MacArthur: it's a botch or watch

Don: in this botch or watch who ever didn't swim with sharks in the mediterranean must preform a traditional Brazilian rite of passage and stick there hand in this mitt full of venomous bullet ants to retrieve their next travel tip *feed it chicken* this is insane

Kitty: bullet ants?

Emma: little known fact the pain caused by their venom can last up to 24 hours

Kitty: oh great

*everyone gasps*

Ant: here have a bone

Amy: OW

[confessional]

Amy: ok I swam with sharks in the one and now it's time for Samey to feel the pain of these botch or watch challenge

*Sammy pushes*

[ends]

Amy: woahwoahwoahwoah

Laurie: *face in the ants* AHHHHHH

Amy: OMG I AM SO SORRY

Laurie: no I I deserve that

*everyone gasps*

Laurie messed up face with tip: what what's wrong

Miles: um nothing...Okay feeling divine swing your butts to the coconuts

Don: *Tarzan* duos must cross this gorge by any means necessary and then search for their next tip hidden in these piles of coconuts

*Amy fixes it*

Laurie: sounds good to me let's go

Miles: uh ok this way

Lorenzo: called it AHHHHHHHHH

Chet: it's my turn to botch...AHHHHHH *tip*

Amy: why did they both botch

Sammy: ok guess I'll-

MacArthur: *PUSH* hey bullet ants welcome to the gun show...AHHHHH THEY'RE ON MY PERSON THEY'RE ON MY PERSON

Sammy: ok now I'll-

*Taylor runs and glare*

Kitty: psst she was here first it's her turn

Taylor: ugh fine I'm next

Sammy: oh uh thanks

Kitty: you're welcome

[confessional]

Amy: I still can't believe you did that to Laurie after she ate meat

Sammy: I know It's my fault

Amy: don't do it to kitty as well

[ends]

Sammy: OWOWOW *grabs two tips*

Amy: what

Sammy: here

Kitty: Thank you * takes a picture*

[confessional]

Emma: what happened to our no Alliance agreement

Kitty: I didn't form an alliance and I never agreed to your agreement and plus her older sister is very mean to her

Emma: yeah I know that...Kitty is in favor of trusting our competitors

Kitty: and Emma doesn't trust anyone since Jake broke up with her

Emma: It's not...your so...DUH

[ends]

*taylor blows tip out*

[confessional]

Taylor: doctors say my lung capacity is like so huge they can't even measure with their lung rulers or whatever

Kelly: she was 5 she held her breath for seven minutes until we bought her the very expensive Malibu bonny doll house she wanted

Taylor: it was totally ratchet I played with it once and threw it out

[ends]

Laurie: AHHH THE WIND HURTS MY FACE *crash* NOW THE CLIFF HURTS MY FACE

*cadets lands*

MacArthur: oh yeah first place that's how the girls in blue rule *pushed*

Sanders: hehehe *pushed

Chet: hahaha *pushed*

Lorenzo: HAHAHA *pushed*

Amy: ok let's get out of here before other duos push us

Rock: come on guy you've gotta get the tip

*calm tip*

[confessional]

Rock: spud has a delayed reaction to everything including pain so I don't expect him to feel those hundreds of excruciating bites for like two hours

[ends]

*plane one finally lands*

*tip*

Josee: botch or watch you're jacque...GET THE TIP

Jacques: AHHH IT FEELS LIKE MISSING GOLD IN VANCOUVER I HAVE A BOY

[confessional]

Jacques: arriving late to brazil means we had to up our performance

Josee: like I did in the olympic trials

Jacques: yes like the way we did that

[ends]

MacArthur: ah nothing come on where are all the tips

Sanders: or can use the mallet

MacArthur: I got it I could do this...*push* I said I got it

Sanders: ok would you just give me that

*tip*

MacArthur: I wore it down for you're welcome its an all in

Don: In this all in challenge one team member has to make a headpiece the other a tail worthy of walking the parade during carnival when this local approves of their handiwork they'll get their next tip

MacArthur: piece of cake

Don: the lady cops take the lead and back at the bullet ants teams from plane one are still botching or watching

Kelly: hop on and hold on DO IT

Taylor: mom stop you know screaming makes your neck waddle

Both: *their necks waddle*

[confessional]

Taylor: oh yeah I was totally shocked that was some amazing upper-body work mom

Kelly: oh thanks honey

Taylor: gasp are you drinking protein shakes or something cuz if you are it'll go to your hips

[ends]

*uses a rock*

Lorenzo: OW

Chet: he watch and learn *bounce* OW

Lorenzo: hahahaha *bonked by coconut*

Josee: *SNIFF* I can smell it I can smell the gold

*steps on coconut and breaks*

Sammy: oh that was easy

Brody: YEAH DUDE WOOO *thats nut where its supposed to go*

Geoff: oh dude are you okay

Brody: yeah just gotta walk it off

*breaks tip*

Kelly: YES YES YES

Taylor: OMG MOM ARMS DOWN YOU HAVE PIT STAINS

Miles: made it

*yeet the tip at Laurie*

Miles: a tip thank you mother earth

Ennui: *deep* ow

Crimson don't be so dramatic

Rock: hey spud how is your hand doing

Spud: fine why *other hand* whoa happened

*tree make bridge*

Rock: right on great thinking come on

Spud: I swear my hand was the same size this morning

*best friends use it*

*they make it*

*tree breaks with the daters on it*

Noah: AHH *squish*

*swinging and breaking*

*surfers get tip*

*making the dresses*

*nope*

MacArthur: no no. NO THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR RULING WE"RE NOT DONE WE"LL BE BACK

Laurie: what kind of beetle is this

Miles: there here's the head piece and I'll start the tail

[confessional]

Miles: I'm gonna use the money of my winnings to start a support group called the closet vegan society for vegans like Laurie who've lost their way

Laurie: hey I didn't want to eat the meat I thought I had to

[ends]

Stephanie: I said let's use a vine that tree is about to crack but did you listen Noooooooo...OH THE COCONUTS YAY

*Owen eats it*

Owen: It's ok i got it down

Noah: great let's wait eight hours and see if there was a tip in that one

Don: while most duos continue to search for their tips the surfer dude have just samba dance their way in to first place

Brody: make your way to the chill zone

Don: copacabana beach is today's chill zone teams must use one of the tandem hand gliders perched on the edge of that cliff soar down like eagles

Surfers: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don: or plummet like turkeys because they didn't hold on tight enough

*nope*

MacArthur: it's called being creative

*tip*

Carrie: awesome

*tip*

Crimson: *yawn*

*tip*

Stephanie: cheers

*tip on head*

Lorenzo: hey you are good for something

Chet: NO I"M NOT(self roast)

Josee: let's try that area over there

*tip*

Noah: yes come on

Josee: BACK GO BACK

Dwayne: well what do you know hurry

Josee: THAT"S OURS GIVE IT TO ME

Dwayne: RUN SON SAVE YOURSELF

*friendly fire tip*

Josee: FINALLY

[confessional]

Jacques: what just happened

Josee: I already told you a monkey jumped down from a tree picked up a coconut and threw it at you

Jacques: oh ok

[ends]

Don: duos are working frantically to complete the costume challenge

*tip for vegans*

*tip for step brothers*

*wow tip for ice dancers*

Amy: WHAT THE

Noah: didn't they just got here

[confessional]

Josee: we've designed and created our own costume since we were four we can do this can of stuff in our sleep

Jacques: give us beads sparkles and a theme we will stake your dream

[ends]

*tip for the rival twins*

Amy: Good thing did the tail all by myself

Sammy: *glares* (she taught her how to make it)

*tip for the goths*

[confessional]

Crimson: bright colors are for people who are trying to make up for the thought that they need sad monotonous lives

Ennui: yeah

[ends]

*tip*

Kelly: YEAH

Taylor: mom pits

Miles: one the count of three we jump ok Laurie...one...two...three

[confessional]

Miles: I had to take control of the duo if we had any chance of finishing the challenge today Laurie could hardly see because those mean ants turned her face into raw meat

Laurie: mmmm

Miles: I'm sorry was that a yummy sound

[ends]

Don: as the race for first place heats up the race to not come in last is just getting started

*tip for sisters*

*tip for father and son*

Laurie: YES yes from last place to first place in one day

Miles: we deserve it

Don: no you deserve a 30 minute penalty which is what you're getting

Miles: why we won fair and square

Don: each one of you were supposed to make a component of the costume but miles made both of yours

Laurie: UGH

Don: ice dancers you're in first place!

Josee: In your face vega-AHHHHHHH

Jacques: AHHHHHHHH

*duos jump*

Lorenzo: the fact is i'm doing pretty well considering i'm glued to him

Chet: um that's the only reason your doing so well fact

Lorenzo: fact wrong

Chet: FACT RIGH-AHHHHHHHH

Don: YAH AHHH great birds of flying death the goths are in second place...3rd(mother and daughter) 4th(rival twins) 5th(father and son) 6th(surfers)

19:24

Don: as time counts down and pressure mounting more and more teams are finishing up their challenges

MacArthur: nailed it

Don: 7th(sisters) 8th(step brothers) Only seven duos left and one of them is about to be left behind...9th(fashion bloggers)

Owen: AHHHHHHH

Noah: OUT OF THE WAY

Don: 10th(daters) 11th(best friends)

1:43

MacArthur: INCOMING *push*

Don: 12th place(TV pros)

Rock: ROCK AND ROLL

0:58

Spud: AHHHHHHH

Rock: yeah I think he feels the bug bites now...I got your back

Don: vegans your penalty ends in

3

2

1

Don: rockers in 14th place...well tofu break ladies you've been cut from the race maybe you can get a job at a tempeh agency soy long

Miles: all our plans for the money

Don: now for the last unselfish players have been eliminated things are gonna get ugly next time the ridonculous race

*flashbacks*

Miles: that million dollars would have helped so many causes

Laurie: I know and I ate meat *cry*

Miles: your heart was in the right place not the one you ate I mean your heart the one inside you well I guess they're both inside you but I mean-

Laurie: please stop talking I might get revenge soon

Miles: wait what

Okay vegans came in 15th twice so what are your thoughts? and what did Laurie mean at that last sentence? Stay waiting because it's the ridonculous race but with Amy and Sammy