Ok let's go
Luckyhill: We'll see what happens to her in the end.
Og_Plush: Don't worry.
1612Jaw: Major Cloog deserves every hate he gets
"Last time on Total Drama Multiversal Madness.
The cast went on a big camping trip in the woods where they did stuff. Then Pillow decided to murder everyone and failed miserably. Oh, and Team Pee Pee went to the moon, makes just as much sense in context. Nothing else actually happened, this whole episode was kinda filler.
Who will get out next? Find out right fuckin' now on
Total
Drama
Multiversal
MADNESS!"
Episode 12: Angry Turds
We open the episode on the moon. Team Pee Pee was still there of course, all cramped up.
"So, are we just going to stay on the moon for all of eternity?" Rottytops asked. "Pretty sure the sun's orbited around the earth at least once, so it's safe to say we won the challenge and all."
"I would if Jeffy allowed me to!" Plankton responds as we are shown that Jeffy is holding him tightly in his hand.
"I'll let his ass go if a girl gets to suck my pee pee."
"J-Jeffy that's disgusting!" Cabby complained.
"Can we eject him Among Us style?" Leafy asked.
"D-Do it please!" Plankton demanded.
Jeffy then proceeds to hit his diaper with the hand he's holding Plankton with, disgusting everyone nearby.
"Eugh." Ashley bluntly mutters.
"Of course a stupid fucking autist is gonna do that!" Mona bitterly remarks. "And now we're going to suffocate in space, fuck me!"
"That's...uh...I don't even know what to say now." Cabby admits.
We're now in Team Rose's cabin with Bea, Nichelle & Dee Jay.
"Now that we've got our own alliance, who do you two think we should target?" Bea asked them.
"Boba Fett seems like our best bet." Nichelle chuckled at what she said. "Hey that rhymed! Anyway, he seems like the biggest threat on the team, especially with his alliance with Banban."
"Good observation skills mon." Dee Jay congratulated her.
"T-Thanks. Also, Bea, wanna talk about...y'know, the thing with us last challenge?"
Bea stood in silence for a few seconds, prompting Dee Jay to leave.
"Yeah, this is awkward. See you two later to deal with it alone!"
This caused the silence between the two to get even more intense.
"So...wanna hang out, as...friends?" Nichelle asked awkwardly.
"Um...ok, I guess."
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Confessional: Nichelle
Nichelle: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Okay, one step closer to a confession, and if she doesn't feel the same way we can still be friends and all, so there's nothing to worry about!
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Team Cocoa were eating in the mess hall at the moment, and enjoying it as well.
Player, who was eating a can of beans, saw Chris going through and asked him something. "Hey Chris, didn't there used to be a chef on the show? I don't think any of us have seen him, and this certainly isn't his cooking, otherwise I'd be throwing up."
"Oh him? H-He got ligma and died! Yeah he did!" Chris answered hesitantly.
"I'm inclined to not believe that."
Chris then grabbed him by the collar. "This is none of your business asshole! Say anything more and you'll be instantly eliminated!" He then let go of him. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go eat stuff from the kitchen, bye bitch!"
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Confessional: Player
Player: That was weird.
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At Cocoa's table Homer kept eating all the food they had, not giving anyone a single crumb.
"Um, Homie, can you give us like, some food? I'm starving!" LSP complained to him.
"Do you have a job miss? Like working in a power plant where you can get Ebola by just being exposed to it?"
"How can you even get Ebola from radiation?" Player asked in bewilderment.
"I mean, Homer has a job, unlike you loser, so maybe you just aren't smart enough Player?" Mr. Cheese smugly replied.
"God, I'd rather listen to the Egghead's rambling than these idiots." Sonic says. "This show sucks. Player is the only one on this team to be even slightly tolerable."
"Hey, I'm not intolerable! Maybe a little eccentric but I do the best I can!" Connor complains.
"Yeah, sure you do Con, sure you do." Sonic snarked.
"Okay okay. Since this isn't going anywhere, I'll hang out with LSP. A-And just so you know, it is absolutely NOT in any sexual nature no!"
"Connor, I mean, I doubt you're going to groom her or anything but this doesn't help your case at all." Player tells him.
"W-Wait does that mean I'm a pedophile?"
"No no no no NO! I just meant that-"
An airhorn blew through everyone's ears.
"Attention faggots it's challenge time! Meet me at the place where we do challenges, what was it called again? Eh, who cares? Just go!"
Everyone got to the challenge site (don't know what its called shut up) except all of Team Pee Pee sans (hah Sans Undertale) Gumshoe who was alone I guess.
Chris was also in a diaper for some reason.
"Chris, why do you have a diaper?" Asked Dee Jay.
"I was having some hot age play with the two interns but they reminded me it was time to start the challenge. Fuck those two by the way, does anyone want to do diaper fetish RP in our Discord DMs?"
"What the fuck Chris!" Guard Chris protested. "This is a kids show, they could get fucked for life!"
"Well then why do they have drag queens read books to 5 year olds in their stripper voice?"
"Why are we bringing this up? The author isn't even American." Sonic said.
"Because why not!" Chris answered. "Anyhow, any questions before we start?"
Gumshoe raised his hand. "Sorry if I bother you pal, but all my team is gone! Where are they?!"
"Oh that? Those assholes went to the moon, thinking they could outsmart me, but I'm smarter than they think I am! Come in Eggfuckhead!"
Dr. Eggman from the Sonic games then was teleported to the island.
Naturally, the 3 from his universe are confused.
"What are you doing here Egghead?" Sonic asked. "Are you here to get some workout done and lose weight?"
"Shut the fuck up Sonic, that's a really fatphobic thing to say!" Eggman shouted.
"Yeah, this guys isn't the Eggman we know, is he?" Amy said.
"Don't care you heteronormative slut! Mr. McLean sent me here to do what I do best!"
Banban, being a bit slow in his reaction time, proceeded to do that wowjak pointing meme at Eggman. "Holy crap guys, it's Eggman from Tyranny Of The Masses!"
"Tyranny of the what now?" Boba Fett asked.
"It's the show Player's retarded sister competes in!"
"Is she seriously competing for a game show like me? Chances are she got out like first or something." Player remarked.
"Anyway, it's time, for my SUPER LASER PISS!" Eggman said as he took off his pants, revealing the disgusting teeny tiny weewee he had on him, disgusting everyone.
We then cut to the moon, which is soon blasted to only half of it's original mass as a result of Eggman's SUPER LASER PISS. And thankfully the side Team Pee Pee's spaceship was on was still intact.
"You guys think this is a warning for us to come down?" Johnny asks from inside the rocket.
"I dunno, maybe someone just decided to blow up half the moon for some reason?" Plankton said. "Eh screw it let's just go anyway!"
The ship then went back to Earth with everyone getting out of the ship.
Plankton got out of Jeffy's clutches and began kissing the ground. "Oh sweet Earth I shall NEVER take you for granted ever again!"
"Hey! Come back here fucktoy!" Jeffy said as he began chasing Plankton around.
"GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK!"
"Oh boy, isn't this just great." Cabby said to herself sarcastically.
"Hey Cabby, good to see the team's fine and all." Gumshoe told her. "Not the moon though, that one's just gonna be in half forever, isn't it pal?"
"True detective. Now, let's just do the challenge. Tell us McLean."
"Fine. Today's challenge is Angry Birds, except instead of you slingshotting into pigs, you'll be slingshotting into people I don't like!"
"Angry Birds? I've played that game before, mostly on the toilet though." Banban remarked.
"Cool. Eggman, lemme just..." Chris said before he whistled and used the Fist Thingy of Despair to throw Eggman out of the island. "Better. Now it's time to reveal your enemies!"
We now cut to a different location, which has 3 different structures that you'd see in something like Angry Birds, 3 slingshots each, and 4 people on each structure, some of whom have already appeared before.
On the first structure you had Fries, EDP445, Swag & Chris on it.
"Someone get me out of here THIS INSTANT!" Fries whined.
"Does anyone have a cupcake? Preferably from a minor as well." EDP said.
"Cringe Chris why the hell did you tie us u prick?!" Swag complained.
"Because you two completely fucked up your work for last challenge, so let this be a lesson to you whenever you do another fuck up."
"Kill me." Guard Chris said.
"These guys will be dealt with by Team Cocoa. As for Team Rose, you're getting."
Chris reveals the next ones.
"Blaineley the bitch host, Topher the bitch attempted host, Mr. Krabs the bitch who I kidnapped because the hosts from Superstars are under witness protection from the shit that happened in that dumb fanfic, and Jake the twink bitch from Disventure Camp, my daughter's show for mentally disabled alphabet people."
"Do you just expect everyone to know who every character here is?" Bea asked.
"Yes, if you don't, gtfo as the kids say."
"Ch-Chris! I was supposed to get my own show!" Topher claimed as he tried and failed to escape.
"I know that. The author was going to make a spinoff with Topher as a host, but he deleted it as he didn't give a shit about 90% of the cast, which. I mean, thank god!"
"What in the world are you talking about Chris?!" Blaineley demanded to know. "AND GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING ISLAND RIGHT NOW!"
"Nope, won't do that Lameley. Finally for the dick joke:"
Chris then reveals the final group of punching bags.
"Toby Queer & Dj Not Asian, Just Racist."
"I'll have ya know it's Toby fuckin' QUEEF! God if I had my truck I'd run your ass over 900 times like you were a dumb fuckin' hippie!"
"I'd like to see you try faggot. As for the other two, it's Justin Trudeau and David Zaslav!"
"Who's the latter guy?" Asked Rottytops.
"David Zaslav (born January 15, 1960) is an American media executive who is the current CEO and president of Warner Bros. Discovery.[1]
After becoming CEO and president of Discovery, Inc. in 2006, Zaslav oversaw changes in its channels, which largely shifted from education-oriented programming to reality television.[2] In April 2022, Zaslav oversaw the merger of Discovery and WarnerMedia into Warner Bros. Discovery, and later the re-naming of the streaming service HBO Max into Max.[3]" Banban explained and by explained I mean he read the wikipedia article word for word.
"Ok." Almost everyone said.
"Challenge starts now! Get on your slingshots and do stuff! One per round! How many rounds? I don't know, however many there are before I get bored."
The first team to discuss who to send first was Team Cocoa.
"Alright guys, I say we try to hit EDP the most." Mr. Cheese suggests. "Maybe we can use his thiccness to bounce around and destroy stuff."
"I honestly just want to hit EDP." Sonic admitted. "One of the few things I'm looking forward to in this show honestly."
"You said honestly twice." LSP pointed out. "That's kinda, like, dumb."
"Not his fault the author is a hack who keeps getting banned from Discord because he can't stop making offensive jokes." Pillow said.
"Uh, what are you talking about?" Player asked.
"Oh nothing. Now Imma just...y'know...go on to the slingshot!"
Meanwhile at Team Rose.
"Can we all agree to send Banban out? Since he's not doing anything right now." Said Sanders, who pointed to Banban, who was too busy playing Steamworld: Dig on his Nintendo 3DS.
Dee Jay grabbed him by the ass with Banban not noticing at all and put him on the slingshot.
As for Team Pee Pee...
"Jeffy?" Asked Plankton.
"Jeffy." Said everyone on the team, including Jeffy himself.
We now cut to see all 3 tributes getting ready in the slingshot.
"All right everyone, you're launching in 3...2...1...GO!"
The 3 of them quickly launched themselves into the structure.
Pillow managed to hit EDP445's belly, which got her to bounce right into Fries.
"Oh hey Fries! Mind if I took just one of-" Pillow said as she grabbed one of Fries's fries before he pushed her off.
"Pillow! What the hell is wrong with you?! You do know that if you eat all my fries I'll DIE, right?"
"Well I guess that sucked for the cocoas, roses, you're next!"
Banban was launched, again whilst playing on the Nintendo 3DS, and he managed to knock out Mr. Krabs.
"Ah! What the heck boy?! Don't you have some respect for yer elders?!"
"What? Shut the fuck up Mr. Krabs, I'm playing Steamworld: Dig! You, the reader, should do too!"
We then got to Jeffy, who smacked his own diaper as he launched himself and knocked down Justin Trudeau & David Zaslav.
"Should we celebrate or should we just not give him attention?" Cabby asked.
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Confessional: Jeffy
Jeffy smacked his diaper.
Jeffy: My pee pee feels very good right now.
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Chris pulls out a scoreboard, which had sticky notes are labeled "Cocoa" "Rose" & "Pee Pee" respectively. He proceeded to add "16" "67" and "100" to them.
"These are the current scores. You guys still have like a dozen rounds left, so make it all count!"
"Ok ok, next one, who's it gonna be?" Dee Jay asked his team.
"Go with Bea I guess? She seems strong." Amy replies.
The fighter girl quickly went to the slingshot and smiled. "Good choice."
She got launched but managed to only slightly hit Topher's hair.
"Ah! The hair! Anything but the hair! How am I supposed to get my own show with a bad haircut?!"
"Jokes on you, I get a boner whenever your stupid ass gets hurt! Continue with this shit!"
Team Cocoa were now wondering what to do.
"Anyone got an idea on who to send out next?" Player asked his team.
"Not me. Mr. Cheese has too pretty of a face to get launched."
"We literally look the same." Player pointed out.
"Oh, w-what about me?! I can help out with that!" Connor exclaimed.
"Yeah, sure. Are you insecure about being useless or something?" Sonic asked.
"N-NO! I-I just want to prove my worth and all!"
"Ok, won't judge, just go. I'm tired."
Connor got on the slingshot and was launched at EDP's belly, causing him to bounce and knock down Fries.
The team cheered for him as a result
"WOOOOO! GO CONNOR GO!" LSP went.
"Eh, Mr. Cheese could've done that better." Mr. Cheese bragged.
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Confessional: Connor Roy
Connor: Awesome! I did something!
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Confessional: Sonic The Hedgehog
Sonic: I'll give him this, he actually did OK. Keep it up and he might be spared from tonight's inevitable elimination.
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We then cut to Team Pee Pee.
"Ok, who's next?" Asked Plankton.
"I suggest I go for this one." Johnny began. "I want to look cool in front of my fans, and this would suffice."
"If you say so."
Johnny was launched and he did a kick in the air, but failed to hit even a single person, disappointing his team.
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Confessional: Johnny Cage
Johnny: FUCK!
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Chris proceeded to update the scoreboard.
76 for Team Cocoa.
67 for Team Rose.
And 100 for Team Pee Pee.
"Team Pee Pee is still in the lead, but Team Cocoa is starting to catch up. Who will win the challenge? Find out now!"
The cocoas got Sonic to do the slingshot next.
He went in, but just before he would've hit, Swag said something.
"Oh Sonic my waifu can you please suck my balls~!"
Sonic then spin dashed right back to where he was, causing his team to groan.
"C'mon Sonic, you like had it in the bag!" LSP complained.
"Look, when you have a stupid creep like that guy there, you'd do the same as I did."
For Team Rose, Amy raised her hand to volunteer.
"Alright everyone, as the de facto leader of this self titled team, I suggest I get picked for this one! Sonic is gonna be so impressed with how I do!"
"Amy, no offense but that sounds dumb. If he's been avoiding you for so long, how is he going to suddenly be interested in you if you're good at just one challenge? Dee Jay pointed out.
"S-Shut up! Prepare the sling if you want me to forgive you for what you just said."
Reluctantly, Dee Jay did just that, and Amy managed to hit Blaineley.
"Ah! What the hell?! My beautiful hair is ruined thank to you!"
And then for the Pee Pee's you had Plankton be next, much to everyone else's chagrin.
"Alright, to prove how great I am compared to everyone, I volunteer as tribute!"
"Plankton, no offense bud, but isn't it kinda dumb to have your teeny weenie bod strike?" Rottytops asked.
"That is very rude of you Rottytops!" Leafy shouted. "Apologize to him ASAP!"
"Ah, fine. Sorry bro, my bad for telling the truth."
"First off, shut up. Second, see me win this whole thing for us!"
Plankton tries to launch himself but he falls out the slingshot before he can be fired.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!"
"Hey, told ya so."
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Confessional: Rottytops
Rottytops: Plankton is pretty fun to be around, seeing his ego get bruised up 'n all.
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Chris then updates the scoreboard again. "4 points for Team Cocoa, 2 points for Team Rose and precisely 0 points for Team Pee Pee!"
"These scores seem to be quite arbitrary, as there is no consistency whatsoever in how they are given." Cabby points out.
"Whatever she said pal." Gumshoe added.
"I don't give a fuck. This challenge is getting pretty boring right now so MONTAGE TIME!"
We then get a montage of the players knocking out the structures further.
Player bounces off EDP445's belly and hits Guard Chris.
Nichelle completely missed it.
Gumshoe didn't even get close to the structure before landing.
LSP can't really be launched because she floats so yeah.
Dee Jay tries to get launched an fails.
Plankton tries to get launched again and failed the exact same way as before.
"Ok ok the montage is over. Because me, and probably the viewers are bored AF right now, so now it's the final round now!"
We then cut to Team Cocoa, which now only has Mr. Cheese & Homer.
"So Homie, can you do Mr. Cheese a favor and launch yourself?" Asked Mr. Cheese.
"Sure my idol! It's Homer time!"
Homer tried to get into the slingshot...
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...
...
...And breaks it completely.
His teammates, who were watching him, completely broke down as a result.
"What the heck Homer?! We could've like won!" LSP complained.
"What did I even do wrong? It's Chris fault for not taking into account my beautiful body!"
"Homer is kinda right." Player said. "In a weird way."
"OK." Chris bluntly said. "You guys suck y'know? Losing half your members already? Yeah as you can tell you lose automatically. Other two teams, do stuff to see who wins the challenge."
With Team Rose there was only Sanders, Boba Fett & Cream left.
"Alright, I propose we get Cream on the attack." Boba Fett suggested. "She's small & fast, perfect for this."
"And don't forget she is super duper mega OP in Sonic Advance!" Banban added.
"So OP." Player said from afar. "Sorry, force of habit."
"So OP." Mr. Cheese said as well.
Anywho, Cream was launched and she managed to destroy the entire structure.
"WOOO! GO CREAM GO!" Amy shouted in excitement.
"Well it's at least good to know Cream's still great at it." Sonic muttered.
"You're right Sonic. Team Pee Pee, unless you do REALLY good, you're going to get second place, so better step your game up last minute!"
Naturally, the team panicked, trying to think of anything to win.
"Guys, guys!" Plankton yelled. "Pick me. Third time's the charm right?"
"Plankton, with all due respect, no." Cabby bluntly remarked.
"Oh, I guess not. S-Sorry for being a little overconfident."
"Whatevs. Lemme show all of you what a zombie gal like me can do!"
Rottytops gets on the slingshot and launches herself. When she's in the air, she splits her body parts apart, and when she gets to the structure, her legs kick it, causing it to be destroyed entirely.
Her head then bounces towards a bunch of trees, which causes a few to fall, one of which falls into Team Cocoa's cabin and completely destroys it.
Her body parts then combine back together, and she makes a happy pose.
"YEAH! TAKE THAT STUPID ROSES!"
"Wait, did she destroy our cabins?!" Mr. Cheese exclaimed. "Goodness, how could this day get any worse?!"
"Well." Pillow said as she pulled out a spiked club. "She's next."
"Can I scratch my butt with it?" Homer asked.
"Sure you can."
Pillow gave him the club and he immediately scratched his butt with it.
"AH!"
"Anyway, since Team Pee Pee did more damage than Team Rose, they win!"
Team Pee Pee all jumped up and celebrated, whilst Team Rose simply groaned.
"And to make it better, this one's a DOUBLE elimination! Roses, Cocoas, you're both losing a member tonight!"
Team Rose groaned even more as a result.
"And Team Pee Pee, for placing first you get the best prize you can ever get: Light Wood Laminate!"
Everyone on Team Pee Pee got excited.
"LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE!" Gumshoe, Jeffy, Johnny & Plankton exclaimed in happyness.
"What a bunch of stupid fucking manchildren." Mona claimed.
"Stop being mean Mona!" Leafy exclaimed.
"Well everyone, sometimes boys will be boys." Cabby said. "...And girls will be girls!"
Her, Ashley & Rottytops started to join in on the chanting as well.
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With Team Rose, they weren't in the best of mood.
"Why the hell did Chris just decide to make us lose a member as well?!" Nichelle complained. "We kicked ass in the challenge and this is how he rewards us?!"
"Calm down a sec Nichelle, it's unfortunate but it's better we don't throw tantrums." Dee Jay told her.
"Yeah, what he said." Sanders added. "Plus, we've got some good targets already."
She pointed towards Boba Fett, who immediately tried to defend himself.
"No no no. Voting me off is not a good idea. Instead, I suggest Cream. She's a big threat."
"WHAT?! Oh no you didn't just say that!" Amy yelled. "Cream's not going, do you hear that?!"
"We'll see about that."
"Has anyone ever heard of a sus remix?" Banban said.
"No." Everyone went.
"Oh."
Team Cocoa got their stuff out of their destroyed cabin and went to the mess hall.
Mr. Cheese was eating some crackers, Homer was in a wheelchair after the club incident, and Pillow just kind of sat in the corner doing nothing.
The rest were talking to Player.
"Everyone, this is our chance to take Mr. Cheese out once and for all! For all this time he's been manipulating you guys, bullying whoever disagrees with treating him as Jesus, and taking most of it on me! Please, just, vote him off please!"
"But what if you are wrong?" Connor asked.
"Connor are you serious?"
"Hey, I'm a neutral party, always have been. And by that I mean on your side."
"Um, Playa?" LSP asked. "Why don't we just vote off Homer? He's kinda like useless and cost us the challenge 'n all."
"We can deal with him later, but for now we must focus on Mr. Cheese first!"
"I dunno about that." Sonic admitted. "I just kind of...don't want to compete anymore. Amy & Swag are super annoying and all that, plus Chris seems to just make everyone's lives hell. I might quit honestly."
"What? Sonic don't say that! You're not the guy who quits so easily, you're a hero who always does what's best for everyone, so please, help me get rid of this villain who has been bullying me all this time!"
"Hmmm...you're right. Let's get rid of this cheesy guy!"
As everyone started cheering, we see that Mr. Cheese heard this entire conversation from the sides.
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Confessional: Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese: These guys think they can take out Mr. Cheese? Oh they are dead wrong! Mr. Cheese is never going baby!
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Confessional: Homer Simpson
Homer: Is the camera edible?
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We're now at the elimination ceremony with both Team Cocoa & Team Rose being seated there.
"Alright, both of you teams are going to lose 1 member tonight. Team Rose is first as they lost in a more traditional way. Lesser Chris, tell them who fucked up!"
"Ok. Boba Fett, you're in an alliance with Banban & Plankton, which means a large target on your back."
"I suppose that makes sense." Boba Fett admits.
"Cream, you're a giant threat due to how OP you are in Sonic Advance, or at least according to Banban. That is the dumbest fucking reason I know. Oh, and Banban, you're annoying, so it makes sense people would want you out."
"C'mon Guards 'n Retards Chris! I saved the whole team last episode!"
"So what?"
"Wait!" Banban interrupted. "Guys, guys, if you vote for Cream, I'll give you this:"
Banban then pulls out a bunch of KFCs, causing the black people on his team to instantly follow his orders.
"Wow, that is absurdly racist." Guard Chris said. "Author, what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
"Anyway." Chris said. "Go over the other team."
"Fuck that." Guard Chris went. "Just vote you dumbasses."
Right before voting, Mr. Cheese whispered something into Sonic's ear.
"Ok, everyone voted right?" Chris asked.
Naturally, everyone nodded.
"Great. Here are the votes for Team Rose:"
"Banban"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Chris throws a pebble into Banban's face.
"Shut the fuck up! Anyways next up is Amy"
"Sanders"
"Nichelle"
"Bea"
"And Dee Jay."
Boba Fett & Cream were left, with both Banban & Amy sweating, hoping their respective friend survives.
"The last marshmallow goes to...
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...Boba Fett. Cream, even though you haven't spoken for several episodes, you're out bozo."
"WHAT?!" Amy screamed. "C-Cream, you can't be out so soon! You didn't even do anything wrong!"
Cream looked sadly, and hugged Amy, who teared up a little.
"S-Sorry for not saving you, I thought the rest of my team wasn't so easy to manipulate!"
Cream was then launched into the air by the Fist Thingy of Despair, saddening Amy.
However, her sadness quickly evaporated as she went over to Sonic. "But hey, at least I still got my little hedgehog prince, right?"
Swag, jealous as all hell, went over to punch Amy in the face before admiring Sonic himself. "HEY! He's mine! Know your turf pink whore! Sonic, wanna go do some-"
"Nope. I quit."
Everyone gasped at that.
"W-What?!" Player went. "B-But I just convinced you to not quit before!"
Amy, who just got up again, was just as shocked as everyone else. "Y-Yeah, Cream just left, you can't leave me alone!"
"Amy, Amy. You've got plenty of people here who can give you company. And I'm tired of both you and Swag sexually harassing me every moment of my life! So sorry for breaking your heart, but we need some time apart."
Sonic then ran off out of the island before Chris could use the Fist Thingy of Despair on him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Both Swag & Amy went at the same time, crying a whole ass river.
"You had it coming Swag, maybe now you can focus on your job instead of trying to lick Sonic's private hedgehog parts." Guard Chris said.
"Oh Mr. Cheese, you must've been behind this one aren't you?!" Player yelled at Mr. Cheese, who smugly looked at him.
"Wow Player, didn't think you were such a smart cookie. Maybe next time don't try to vote off Mr. Cheese?"
"Well that was something." Chris said. "2 Sonic characters out in a row, with 2 people heartbroken. Will Team Cocoa lose again? Will Swag ever get over getting rejected by Sonic? And will Amy actually be relevant now? Find out next time on
Total!
Drama!
Multiversal!
MADNESS!"
Guard Chris looks at the place where they keep all the prisoners and realizes DJ Not Nice & Toby Queef aren't there anymore.
He calls Chris.
"They escaped."
"FUCK!"
That was a doozy!
Just saying but we've hit 100 thousand words! That is a great acomplishment, even if a lot of these words were copypasted from somewhere.
Oh, and if you're wondering, after this Amy will have actual relevance after this. I intentionally kept her in the background for all this time for it by the way, since I'm such a genius author.
Oh, and the whole cast of season 2 has been officially finalized! It will feature new characters, veterans, and even some people from Tyranny Of The Masses! Here's the last character I decided on:
A white guy wearing a Team Rocket suit appears on screen.
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Ta Ta!"
Grunty Boi-The Team Rocket Grunt (MandJTV)