Chapter 6: Here's Your Divorce Papers
Meanwhile at Papa John's Pizza Aria walks in and goes up to the cashier to place her order. "Welcome to Papa John's can I take your order?" said Pizza Man. Aria looks at the man all funny. "Yes please I would like to have a large half plain and half pepperoni pizza" said Aria. Just then Aria's ex boyfriend Ezra Fitz walks into Papa John's and sees Aria ordering pizza for her and Amy. "One large half plain and pepperoni pizza coming right up" said Pizza Man. Pizza Man goes to make the pizza while Aria turns around and is shocked to see Ezra standing besides the front entrance. "(Gasp) Ezra" said Aria. "Hey Aria I didn't expect you here" said Ezra. "What the hell are you doing here?" said Aria. "Same reason why you're here I'm here for some pizza" said Ezra. "Don't give me that shit Ezra, you are basically stalking me and don't you deny it" said Aria. "Seriously I just came for some pizza and as I said I didn't expect you to be here" said Ezra. "(Sarcastically) Alright okay" said Aria. "So how you been?" said Ezra. "I'm fine I've got a new life ahead of me" said Aria. "I'm gonna be a professional book writer" said Ezra. "So you can write some more disturbing things about me" said Aria. "Aria no it's not like that" said Ezra. "Doesn't matter I am more focus on my new life now" said Aria. "That's good, so Aria do you want to hang out with me sometimes?" said Ezra. "Are you fucking kidding me?" said Aria. "Just like old times you know before the whole Nicole situation, but I'm just letting you know I am back to my old self again and I'm ready to make things work with you by inviting you to my house to watch a movie" said Ezra. "Um no thanks" said Aria. "Come on Aria it's just a movie a romantic one I might add" said Ezra. "I don't care, don't think we're getting back together" said Aria. "Only if its just one date?" said Ezra. "No Ezra I am not going back out with you period and besides I have a girlfriend now, what did you think I meant when I told you I have a new life now" said Aria. "So you're gay now?" said Ezra. "What are you going to write that in your book and masturbate to it?" said Aria. "Well that is what fanfics are for right?" said Ezra. Ezra looks at the screen due to his fourth wall breaking joke. "I don't get it" said Aria. "But seriously your character has nothing to do with my stories" said Ezra. "Good" said Aria. "So how long you became a lesbian or how long you been with your girlfriend?" said Ezra. "That is none of your fucking business alright I love my girlfriend to death and she is a lot better than you and a lot sexier than you and at least she doesn't cheat" said Aria. Poor Aria is unaware that Amy is back together with Adrian. "What can I say I'm sorry shit happens" said Ezra. "Oh yeah and if in case you want to be more nosy then yes me and Amy had sex at the hotel and at her room" said Aria. "Like I actually care" said Ezra. "Oh trust me Ezra you do care just like you got jealous when I was with Noel at one point which reminds me that after I get my pizza Amy and I are going to share it and you want to ruin our fun that bad, well guess what you can't, you can't ruin our good time because Amy and I are going to fuck, that's right we are going to have lesbian sex and I'll let her eat my butt so I can poop out cum all over her face and it's gonna be hot so enjoy it I know we're going to" said Aria. One of the customers gags on their food due to Aria's comments and Ezra's looks appear to be jealous and is in denyal. "The way how you're in a relationship with this woman I bet it isn't gonna last that long" said Ezra. Aria was gonna say something but her order is up. "Pizza's done" said Pizza Man. "You're up lesbo" said Ezra. Aria gets her pizza from the Cashier. "That'll be $20.50" said Pizza Man. Aria pays the man. "Keep the change" said Aria. "Thank you come again" said Pizza Man. Aria walks to the door. "You gonna talk to me later?" said Ezra. "Go fuck yourself" said Aria. Aria walks passed Ezra as he turns around to stare at Aria's butt in slow motion as Aria's butt cheeks is seen jiggling and when the scene reverts to normal Aria leaves Papa John's as Ezra goes over to order and pick up his pizza and outside while Aria was continuing walking away from Papa John's she bumps into Ashley. "Oh um, Ashley is it?" said Aria. "Skank is it" said Ashley. "What brings you here getting some pizza too?" said Aria. "No just getting my sister and brand new Wii-U because her dad shot it the hell up" said Ashley. "Oh because I believe Amy was looking for you" said Aria. "Tell her I'll be home shortly before you fuck her brains out" said Ashley. "I'll keep that in mind" said Aria. Aria walks off. "Jeez where does Amy meet these chicks?" said Ashley. The scene the changes to Amy's house and outside of Amy's house Ben approaches with Amy's divorce paper that she has to sign so Ben goes to the front door and tries to knock on the door and notices the door isn't all the way closed so he let himself in and notices the living room is a total mess due to Amy and Adrian having sex all over the place. "Good lord her parents house is a fucking pig style" said Ben. Ben walks upstairs and when he gets to the hallway he hears Amy and Adrian moaning as they are still having sex in her room which made Ben brought memories when he discovers Amy's affair with Adrian and this time it doesn't surprises him so Ben walks to her room and attempts to knock on her door but the door was cracked and there he was as he sees Amy and Adrian having sex on her bed as Amy is on top of Adrian as she rubs her pussy on Adrian's pussy. "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh" said Amy and Adrian. Instead of knocking Ben slides the divorce paper under her door and quietly walks away and the scene switches to Ben walking out of Amy's house and then he hears a noise and goes over to see that Aria climbing over the fence with the box of pizza and sneaks behind Amy's house. "Well shit it looks like Amy's gonna have a threesome, yeah that bitch is a total lesbian straight up" said Ben. Ben then walks away.