Bugs Bunny vs George and Junior
We open up to a scene in the forest as two bears, George and his companion, Junior are out in the forest, carrying all sorts of traps. To those of you who don't know who they are, George is the small bear and Junior is the big bear. George is the brains, and Junior is the brainless.
"Duh, what are we hunting for, George? What are we hunting for? What are we hunting for?" Junior asked.
"Okay, okay, Junior. I'll tell you. We're hunting rabbits," George said.
"Oh, goody-goody! A rabbit! We're hunting for a cute and cuddly little bunny!" Junior said with glee.
"That's right, Junior. And lucky for us, it's rabbit season," George said as he spotted some rabbit footprints. "And those are rabbit tracks."
They follow the footprints right to a hole.
"Duh, a rabbit hole," Junior said.
"Okay, Junior. You get the bait out, and I'll set up the trap," George said.
"Duh, okay, George," Junior said, taking out a carrot and holding it. "Bunnies love carrots." While Junior was setting up, Bugs Bunny came out from another hole he walked over to the dimwitted bear and chomped on another carrot.
"Eh, what's up, doc?" Bugs greeted.
"Shh. George and I are hunting for a bunny," Junior said. Bugs finished eating his carrot.
"Um, bunny?" Bugs asked.
"A bunny. It's a cute little animal with long ears," Junior said.
"You mean, like these?" Bugs asked, holding his own ears.
"Uh-huh. And they hop around," Junior said.
"Like this?" Bugs asked as he demonstrated how a rabbit hops.
"Uh-huh. And they have fluffy little tails," Junior said.
"Like this?" Bugs asked, showing his tail.
"Yeah. And they eat carrots," Junior said, holding up the carrot.
"Like this?" Bugs asked, taking the carrot and begin eating it.
"Yeah, yeah!" Junior nodded.
"Junior, who are you talking to-" George paused when he saw Bugs. "A rabbit! Grab him, Junior! Grab him!" Junior grabbed Bugs, but he got out of his hold and ran off with the bears chasing him. "Don't let him get away!" George and Junior chased after the gray rabbit and into another hole. "We got him trapped, Junior. Dig him out!"
"Duh, okay, George!" Junior said, grabbing a shovel and he began to dig, burying George in the pile of dirt. Junior comes back up and sees George covered in dirt and looking mad. "Duh, why are you so dirty, George?"
"Junior, bend over," George said. Junior turns around and he bends over. George then kicks him on his rear. The scene changes to when George and Junior try a box trap, using a carrot as bait. "It's a known fact that rabbits love to eat carrots. The rabbit sees the carrot. Then, gets under the box, eats the carrot, and you pull the string. Let's go over it one more time." George acts out the scene. "He sees the carrot. Gets under the box. Eats it. And what do you do?"
"I pull the string," Junior answered by pulling the string, trapping George in it. "Duh, what else?" Bugs came along and he whispered into his ear. "Oh, yeah. I blow him up."
"Here, take this," Bugs said, handing him a lit stick of dynamite.
"Thank you," Junior said, taking the dynamite and putting it under the box. The dynamite explodes, leaving George covered in soot. He leered at his larger companion, angered.
"Junior, bend over," George said. Once again, Junior obliged George before he kicked him again. They come up with another trick. They set up a kite as George puts on a hawk costume. Junior ties George to the kite to make it look like he's flying. "Alright, Junior, it's a known fact that rabbits are scared of large birds. So, we will use a scare tactic to get the rabbit out of hiding. You run and pull this here kite, making me fly. The rabbit sees me, thinking I'm a hawk, so he'll be running for his life. And that's when you grab him."
Unknown to them, Bugs is already eavesdropping on them and chuckling at their plan.
"Oh, brother," Bugs scoffed.
"You understand me, Junior?" George asked.
"Duh, yeah, George. I understand you, George," Junior nodded.
"Good. Start running," George said. Junior begins running to lift the kite up. George begins to sore up to the air. George was going higher and higher. "Better make it believable with this hawk call." He blows into the whistle, making the sound of a hawk's cry. Bugs takes out a banana and unpeeled it. He threw it right into Junior's path. He stepped on the banana peel and slipped, making him lose control. George screamed as the kite became out of control. Junior slammed into a tree as the kite crashed into a tree. George fell off the tree and straight to the forest floor. Junior approached George.
"I've done a bad thing," Junior said, helping George up. He stands George on his feet and he assumes the position. "I'm bended over, George." And George kicked him once again.
A little later, George and Junior chase after Bugs and he runs into a cave. George and Junior stops at the cave's entrance.
"We have him trapped now, Junior. I'm going to go in and chase him out. So, you take this club and hit the first thing that runs out," George instructed.
"Duh, yeah-yeah, George!" Junior nodded. George goes in as Junior readies the club. George is thrown out, so Junior conks him instead. Junior sees what he did. George looked at him angrily again.
"Junior, bend over," George said. Junior bends over and George kicks him again. Bugs came out of the cave, running, so George and Junior chases after him once again. Bugs ran into a hollowed log. "Junior, you go to the other side of the log and cut him off!" Junior obliges him and gets to the other side. George comes to the side Bugs went in through. "We got you trapped this time, rabbit! No use escaping!"
"Oh, woe is me? You two hunters have outsmarted me. I am at your mercy," Bugs said, pretending to be in trouble before he winks at the camera.
"Junior, get the gun and shoot him!" George said. Junior gets the shotgun and he aims inside. He fired the gun. He looked inside the log and he didn't see Bugs, but he saw George's face covered in soot instead. George angrily crawls through the log and he comes out from the other side, glaring at Junior.
"Hello, George," Junior sheepishly greeted.
"Bend over, Junior," George said. Junior bends over and gives him another kick. Bugs comes out from the log.
"Yeah, I know, you're wondering how I got out of there without those two seeing me, right? Cartoon logic, that's how," Bugs said. George and Junior came up to him. "Here we go again." He began to run away with the two bears chasing him again. Bugs sets up a tent and pretends to be a boy scout, roasting a hot dog. The bears approached the disguised rabbit.
"Which way did he go?" George asked.
"He went that way," Bugs said, pointing to the left.
"Thanks," George said. George and Junior went off to where Bugs was pointing.
"This scout did his good deed for the day," Bugs said, doing a salute.
"So, you did," George said as he and Junior came back. Bugs sheepishly smiled and ran off. They chased him through the forest when Bugs painted a tunnel on a wall and went on through. George and Junior hits the wall, leaving them flat. They peeled off the wall and on their backs. Bugs came out of the tunnel and laughed.
"What a pair of maroons. Ain't I stinker?" Bugs asked as he laughed.
A little later, George and Junior do the next trap. George puts on a corset and puts on a rabbit costume to pass himself as a female bunny.
"Love is the best trap of all. I put on this disguise to pass myself as a lady bunny. When the lovestruck rabbit comes along, you hit him with the hammer. Got it?" George asked.
"Duh, yeah, yeah!" Junior said, nodding his head. He took out some perfume that reads "Lièvre convoitant" and sprayed it on himself. He then sprayed the perfume straight ahead. The perfume forms into hands and they reach Bugs, taking him by the cheeks. He followed the perfume and he sees the so-called female bunny who seductively swayed his hips. Bugs does some wild takes, howling like a wolf. He then takes George in his arms.
"Where have you been all my life?" Bugs asked, about to kiss "her". Junior smacks George instead. Bugs sees it was a ruse. "And what is the meaning of this?" George turned to Junior.
"Okay, Junior. Bend over," George said.
"Okay," Junior said, turning around again. George then kicks him as hard as he could and Junior goes flying in the air and he comes crashing back down on the ground.
Bugs then starts laughing to himself as he leaves the bears, walking. His laughing stopped when he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned to see Lola behind him, crossing her arms.
"Oh, hello, Lola," Bugs sheepishly greeted.
"Bugs, bend over," Lola said. Bugs bends over and Lola gives him a kick.
Giving up on catching a rabbit, they decide to go fishing.
"We might as well just go fishing. Just like you, fish are very clueless and they don't even know that they're gonna get cooked up," George said as a fish came up to the surface.
"They no know me very well, do they?" The fish asked as we close up.
That's all, folks!