WHEN EUSTACE DOESN'T LIE
Summary: Eustace Strych, after repeated rivalries with Jimmy Neutron, began to pretend that he "always tells the truth," and that in fact, this is not the case. This is because Eustace is always manipulating everyone, including Cindy Vortex, as evidenced by his manipulative skills in "Billion Dollar Boy" and "King of Mars" from the original animated series.
Eustace Strych: "Ladies and gentlemen. Jimmy Neutron and his N-Men team claim that I, Eustace Strych, always lie."
Eustace turns to embarrassment, which gives way to a sly grin, and says, gesticulating and demonstrating his arrogance: "Nonsence. The whole world lies, I'm the only one who always tells the truth."
The crazy toothy brags about all his "truthfulness" and then says: "Now I will prove it to you. This is one of the most irrefutable proofs that I have ever presented, because I am always smarter than Jimmy Neutron."
Eustace provides photographs that describe the N-Men as idiots and jerks, and then Eustace slyly says:
"I submit that the pathetic and insignificant team N-Men does not save anyone, they do not show any humanity. Here is a shot where Cindy Vortex works in a brothel, thereby seducing boys. Isn't that true?"
What in fact are fabricated photographs taken by Eustace himself. Next, Eustace grins maniacally and then shows the following doctored photo:
"I claim that Jimmy Neutron is planning the destruction of Retroville and then planning to achieve world domination, thereby turning the inhabitants of planet Earth into slaves. Isn't that true?"
Eustace then provides two more photographs, dated 2002. "I claim that King Goobot, leader of the League of Villains, was kind to the people of Retroville, just as I was to Jimmy Neutron until he made me a nemesis. Isn't that so true?".
These photos, by the way, say the opposite, because in fact, Eustace Strych was always angry towards Jimmy and his friends, which is worth the episode "Billion Dollar Boy" from the original animated series.
Next, Eustace shows documents fabricated by Eustace himself: "If you read them, I claim that Jimmy Neutron and the N-Men have committed brutal crimes against innocent people, and thereby they are isolated from society. Isn't that true?"
Eustace Strych then decides to show off the video archives, stating the following: "I maintain that our fellow villains do not evil, but good. That's why we call ourselves the "League of Good'" Isn't that true?"
In fact, the League of Villains is causing sabotage in Retroville. Eustace Strych brainwashes the residents of Retroville, making them even more idiotic.
Next, Eustace shows a candid photo of a dancing half-naked girl, whose face was covered with the face of Judy Neutron (Jimmy's mother), and all this was done in Photoshop.
Eustace: "I claim that Jimmy Neutron's mom is literally engaged in debauchery, which I certainly don't approve of, because for me personally, any decent ladies don't do such things. Plus, Jimmy's mom also hangs out with Carl Wheezher, more than once. Isn't it true?"
After which, he shows a photograph of a certain Seymour Nimmelfarb, also Jimmy's sworn enemy, like Eustace. And, tellingly, Eustace was responsible for making Seymour Nimmelfarb Jimmy's enemy, thereby giving him money for his evil plans.
Eustace: "I claim that Seiur Nimmelfarb himself wanted to get rid of Jimmy Neutron, and that in fact, he is truly angry towards Jimmy, because he did not like him from the very beginning. It is not my fault, because he himself wanted get rid of Neutron. Isn't that true?"
Which, of course, is a blatant lie, because Seymour is Eustace's pawn, since Eustace met with Seymour in order to make Seymour a pure enemy of Jimmy, giving him money for dangerous items that are aimed at destroying Jimmy Neutron's reputation.
Eustace eventually shows off his videos, deeming the League of Villains to be infallible: "I maintain that they are one of the most powerful organizations in history, and what distinguishes them from the N-Men, led by Jimmy Neutron, is their humanity."
In fact, the hallmark of the N-Men team, is the evil intentions of the league of villains who are capable of doing evil in their path, thereby getting rid of Jimmy Neutron and his friends once and for all.
Eustace ends the demonstration of all materials with the words: "You see? Everything from the first to the last word is all true. Now you must always believe me when I claim. And all this, for money. And when I leave the league of villains, you will tell me you will believe even more, and I will begin to claim that I will become invincible and unshakable, that I am better than other villains, and let everyone know that I always tell the truth."
Now you're going to ask why I'm fixated on him? Because he is too mysterious, extremely intimidating and at the same time a funny type who can be used as a whipping pillow, in general, I plan to make a AI voice, making AI covers on evil songs with him, clearly emphasizing his dream of cruelty and cynicism.