A/N Welcome to Jamaica. Where Chris proves he's a moron, the plane crashes, contestants are injured and Alejandro remanences.
The episode begins with a map shot of the jumbo jet bouncing. "Previously on total tour." Chris began. Team Chris is shown barely missing an iceberg. "Newfoundland showed us a smashing time, almost literally." Team Chris is shown sighing, then Team Conquest and Team Valkyrie are shown arriving on the mainland. "While team Chris struggled to make it, Teams Conquest and Valkyrie moved onto the next part of the challenge."
Teams Conquest and Valkyrie are shown inside the boathouse from the previous episode. "A Screeching in relay." Duncna is shown drinking his cider easily, Alejandro looking ill, Dawn interpreting the Newfoundland phrase, and Noah kissing a cod. "Some excelled, some failed, some were smart. and some willingly kissed a cod."
Team Conquest is shown cheering. "In the end Team Conquest won." Team Chris entered the boathouse, "While Team Chris were spared because it was a reward challenge,"
Dawn is shown talking to Jo, and Dawn reveal just what Jo was thinking about when she attempted to kiss that cod.
Chris and Chef are shown in the cockpit to end the recap."Thirteen players are still fighting for a million clams. Who's gonna leave the fold, and who's gonna win gold? Find out now, On Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"
Intro
A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
(Chef is in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several baggage trucks.)
You guys are on my mind!
(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
(Lightning is swimming in the water when he spots a shark and begins to fight with it.)
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(Harold stands on top of the straw roof of a hut on a woven boat. An oar flies threw the air to hit him.)
I wanna be...famous!
(Amber and Topher are fighting on the boat, and it is clear one of them accidently hit Harold in the tussle. Crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft where Alejandro is standing. Amber panics and tries to help while Topher just laughs.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where Brick is offering Jo a helping hand, only for her to grab it and body slam him instead.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Tyler runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Noah. Max is nearby and the jock trips over her, sending Noah flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)
Everythin' to prove,
(Noah lands in Eva's arms as she stands on a tundra. He gives her a grateful smile.)
Nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
(We pan right where Amy rolls her eyes. A polar bear taps on her shoulder and she looks horrified, but then Dawn and Ella calm the bear and Amy smiles.)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(We zoom in past ice caps to see Duncan and Gwen surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)
Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
(Xena and Anne Maria are walking across a New York City crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them, sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. The bottom row contains Jo, Anne Maria, Harold, Max, Xena, and Brick. The first row up contains Topher, Amber Alejandro, Eva, and Noah, the next row up contains Duncan, Gwen, Amy, and Tyler, on top of the pyramid is Lightning holding Ella and Dawn on one of his shoulders each.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The dust clears to show, Ella and Dawn smiling at one another, It pans to show Eva glaring, then down to Jo.)
(The lyrics end and we see Chef Hatchet glare. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Max lands in front of a sign with the show's name on it. As the song ends Max lands face first in the middle of the group)
Intro end
The jumbo jet is shown flying through a storm before we go inside first class to see all of team Conquest relaxing with cucumbers on their eyes. Duncan sighs happily. "It's been forever since we've been in first class." He chuckles. "Almost makes you forget what had to be done to get us this place."
We can't see Noah's eyes behind the cucumbers but from the way his brows furrow it can be assumed he's scowling. "Hey I won us the challenge didn't I?"
Duncan rolled his eyes. "Sure but you didn't have to get that into it."
Alejandro sighed. "I can see where he's coming from. Had I gotten the job of kissing the cod I too would have gotten carried away. "
"Didn't know you were into fish Al." The punk smirked.
"Noah was imagining Crimson at my suggestion. Were it me I would have imagined my own love." Alejandro said.
[confessional]
Alejandro: I admit, ever since I coached Noah into kissing that cod. Amber's been on my mind. More than usual.
Static
Meanwhile in economy class Team Chris sits on the right bench while Team Valkyrie sits on the left.
Gwen is looking at everyone on Team Valkyrie suspiciously. Jo scoffed. "You mind telling us what you're looking at?"
"Someone's been breaking our stuff while we've been in first class." Gwen said. "And I wouldn't put it past any of you, except Dawn. Amy especially."
"What?!" Amy glared. "You're the one who set me up yesterday! And Topher was totally in on it. If anything Topher is way more likely to have done it than me."
Topher smirked. "Oh Amy. Main villain of season one, abused her sister since childhood? Sound familiar?"
"Well, you were the main villain last season, and you tried to be a homewrecker on top of that!" The cheerleader said.
"Enough. Throwing accusations does us no good." Brick intervened.
Amy huffed and turned from Topher, who smirked.
[Confessional]
Topher:You know, ever since Amber left I haven't had a rival. Perhaps Amy would be a good choice.
Static
We return to first class. Alejandro is at the counter. So Duncan takes the opportunity to turn to Eva and whisper. "Hey, so Al and Noah have been getting close lately. Maybe we should team up?"
"Maybe you should mind your own business." Eva snapped shortly.
Duncan frowned. "Seriously? You're not even giving it a thought?"
"I don't need to." Eva said.
Alejandro cries out from his spot at the counter, looking enraged. Duncan raises an eyebrow. "Dude, what's up?"
"I was feeling sentimental about Amber. So I decided to put my hair up using the hair tie she gave me in season one." He opened his hand, there in the palm was a maroon hair tie, snapped into several pieces. "Someone snapped it, and I always have it where I am. Last night I left it out on the counter by accident."
The punk rolled his eyes. "It's just a hair tie."
The Spaniard glared at him. "No it is not just a hair tie! It is the first gift Amber ever gave to me! One of the things I have to remind myself of her, and now it's ruined! Was it you?!"
Duncan held up his hands in a gesture of peace. "Dude chill. I have better things to do."
[Confessional]
Duncan: Someone ruined Pasty's sketchbook, and now Alejandro's precious hair tie is snapped? Something's up.
Static
Max: Who knew snapping one little hair tie would result in all this?
Static
A map view of the plane flying is shown shortly, followed by the plane flying in the rain. Then a sputtering sound can be heard. Inside the cockpit, a nervous Chris and an annoyed Chef are present.
"Um, are we out of gas?" Chris asked.
"Yeah cause you spent all our gas money." Chef replied irately.
Chris cleared his throat and turned on the intercom speaker. "Attention passengers." He began as the contestants were shown looking up in surprise. Chris began screaming and panic ensued.
In first class everyone is buckling themselves into their seats, Alejandro ends up on the floor, where he grips on to one of the seats. Meanwhile in economy class, all of team Valkyrie manages to buckle themselves in. For extra measure Amy and Dawn are holding each other, as are Topher and Anne Maria.
With Team Chris Brick, Gwen, and Xena have managed to belt themselves in. Tyler is attempting to do so when the plane jolts, sending the jock into the bottom of the overhead luggage and knocking him out.
Brick's widen. "Tyler, hang on!" He goes to unbuckle this belt when Gwen stops him.
"Are you crazy? You can't help him now! Wait until we've landed!" The goth said.
Brick nodded. "As soon as we land then."
/
Everyone is outside the now crashed plane. An inflatable ramp can be see from the nearest exit. The contestants stand of the left of this, save Brick and Tyler. Chef is facing away from Chris in annoyance. "Two airports on an island the size of a postage stamp and he misses both, but somehow it's my fault." Chris complained.
Chef got into Chris' face. "You blew our money for the season on Chris work!"
Brick managed to carry Tyler off the plane while they were arguing. "Chris, Tyler's been knocked out!"
[Confessional]
Brick: As leader, I take personal responsibility for this.
Static
An ambulance took the jock away. "Tyler is gonna be fine. Thanks to travel insurance, help is on the way...in six to thirty-eight hours." Chris told the contestants.
"And what about the rest of us?" Duncan glared.
"Well we're out of gas, plane's busted, and we're broke." Chris shrugged. "But the show must go on. We can't waste any of this footage. Think of the hits we'll get on cliptube!"
"Where are we?" Topher asked.
"Jamaica mon." Chris said in a terrible accent. "We were supposed to land in Ojos Rios, but since somebody forgot how to fly," He glared at Chef. Who glared back."We'll have to do the challenge here instead, and fast before whoever owns this dump shows up and asks for a location fee."
"Didn't you budget for the whole season?" Gwen asked.
"Some things cost more than expected." Chris said defensively. "Airplane ready hot tubs don't grow on trees you know."
"What about your emergency fund?" Xena asked.
"Spent it on our last fuel up." Chris told her.
"Which went so well." Noah scoffed.
"Grab your board shorts and meet me at the waterfall." Chris told the teens. He walked off screen.
/
On the plane teams Valkyrie and Chris are getting their swimsuits from economy class. Brick sighed. "You expect people to get hurt in the line of duty, but it always hits hard when it happens."
"You did what you could." Gwen replied. "Xena's logical, and I'm sure she agrees. Right?"
The blonde took a second to respond. "Hmm? Yes, it is not like you knew our host was inept enough to make the plane run out of gas."
The goth frowned. "Xena? You okay?"
"Fine." The overlogical girl said shortly.
/
The contestants stand at the top of a waterfall all in their swimsuits now.
. Noah is laughing. "Pretty blouse!"
Chris is shown now wearing a long striped hat in black, green, yellow. And red. He was also wearing a shirt with a low cut v in the center of it. The main color is black with accents of green and red. "It's a dashiki mon." He replied in a bad accent.
"Yeah. A woman's dashiki." Dawn giggled.
"Can we move on to the challenge?" Jo asked, annoyed.
"I like to call our first challenge: The treasure hunt of death! We were supposed to do this at Dunn's river falls but this far more dangerous waterfall will have to do." Chris told them. "Your challenge begins with a dive off beautiful wherever-we-are falls. Into the lagoon lying below."
"Which is filled with what sharks?" Noah asked.
"Nope." Chris told them they all sighed in relief. "Electric eels and sharks!" We see the lagoon up close, a dorsal fin is moving in the water. "Teams must tag team dive into the infested waters for as long as you can hold your breath," The lagoon is shown from below the surface. A shark and a few eels swim. "To search the lagoon floor for pirate treasure." Inside a clam, gold chains are shown."
Back up top Chris continues. "Aka the gold chain's chef always wears on karaoke night. First team to bring me back Chef's treasure wins a major advantage in the next part of the challenge. So good luck. Especially to you team Chris considering you're down to three members."
"No problem. I will be more than happy to cover for our fallen friend." Brick said.
"Just remember, you can count on us too. Right Xena?" Gwen asked. The blonde didn't respond. "Xena?"
Xena blinked. "I apologize but I didn't hear you."
[Confessional]
Xena: I am concerned about Tyler. Extremely concerned, but surely it is only logical that I be concerned. Emotions have no place in it. Right?
Static
Static
Eva, Brick, and Jo were all at the top of the falls prepared to jump down. Jo frowned as she looked at Brick. "Hey," The cadet turned to her and her face immediately hardened. "Be prepared to eat my dust."
"Ready, steady, freddy, go!" Chris swung his arm down to indicate the start of the race. The three contestants jumped off. Everyone had perfect form.
Under the water Eva is looking around. Meanwhile Jo runs into Brick and reaches a hand towards him, before pushing off to look elsewhere.
[Confessional]
Jo: Why do I want to comfort him? He's the enemy! If he's off his game because one of his team got hurt that's good for me!
Static
Brick surfaced and swam to shore, behind her Eva surfaces holding an eel. "Aw crud." The iron woman said, scratching the back of her head. She was shocked.
Jo surfaced. " This place is filled with junk. How are you supposed to find anything?!"
Brick ran up, Gwen held her and out to tag, he ran right past her. "I'll go again. Least I can do!"
Jo finally got back and tagged Topher. The blonde prepared to dive.
"You have perfect form." Alejandro complimented. This threw the blonde off enough that he ended up face planting into the water below. "Nothing personal!" He called down.
Eva tagged Duncan, who dove off the cliff. When he surfaced shortly afterwards he's holding a tire. "Who's throwing this stuff in here?"
Topher returned to the top of the cliff and tagged Amy. "Let's hope you didn't make us fall behind with that stunt of yours." The cheerleader huffed. Before diving. Topher smirked.
Brick ran to his team and tagged Gwen. Who winced. "Sunburn!"
"Sorry," The cadet apologized as the goth leapt off the cliff.
Eva was tagged by Duncan and dove into the water perfectly. She didn't take long to surface with a grandfather clock. "What is this even doing in here?"
We see the sun in the sky indicating time has passed. Duncan tags Alejandro. We transition underwater where Alejandro is looking around. He had to dive deeper as a shark approached her. He saw the chain in the clam, swam down and grabbed them. As he surfaced electric eels came out of the clam.
"I got it!" He called. Team Conquest cheered. Then the eels caught up with Alejandro and shocked him. Seeing this Brick runs over and tags Gwen.
"Never leave a man behind!" He called. He dove off the cliff into the water in a perfect cannonball, sending eels flying into the air. The chains are now around his neck. Alejandro is shocked again. Jo ran over and grabbed the chain from him. "I'll be taking that!"
"But Alejandro found them?!" Brick said.
"So what?" the jockette said as she ran up the cliff. "Finders keepers."
As Jo was about to give the chains to Chris Duncan held out his foot and tripped her. Noah grabbed the chains. "Then I hope you don't hold that against us." The cynic smirked. He handed the chains to Chris.
"Team Conquest wins round one!" Chris announced. The team cheered. "Will Tyler and Alejandro recover? Will Chef fix the plane so we can get out of here while I'm still young?"
Noah nudged Duncan. "I don't know, did we land in the seventies?"
Chris pushed him off the cliff in retaliation Noah let out a high pitched scream . "Find out after the break, right here on Total Drama, World tour." He said the last two words in his terrible Jamaican accent. The usual tune didn't play. "Hey where's my musical accompaniment?" A boombox was thrown at Chris with the tune in question playing. Chef smirked at the camera.
/
The episode continues with Alejandro being wheeled into a medical tent by a black doctor, her gurney passed another one with an intern in a body cast. On the bed next to him is Tyler who groans. "Alejandro? What happened to you?"
"Electric eels." The Spaniard managed to say before getting shocked. "Nothing too worrisome."
"Oh." Tyler nodded then winced. "Shouldn't have done that."
"So what's with you amigo?" Alejandro asked.
"Doctor says its a concussion. I've had them before. Should be okay to compete soon." Tyler told him.
Alejandro raised an eyebrow but shrugged." Good to hear." He sighed.
The jock frowned. "You okay?"
The Spaniard plastered a fake smile on his face. "Nothing to concern yourself with.
/
Chris and Chef stand on the shore of a beach with the contestants facing them. Chris began to explain the next part of the challenge. "Team Conquest, as winners of the first part of the challenge, you've also won this advantage for challenge number 2." Chris gestured to Chef who pointed at a helmet on his head.
"Helmets?!" Duncan complained. "I was hoping for an actual prize!"
"Considering this is Chris. We'll need them." Noah deadpanned.
"Correct you are Noah." Chris smirked. "This challenge is a little something I like to call: The bobsled of death!" Chris told them "Ta Da!"
The contestants turned to see a large, poorly built track. It began with a sharp drop down, followed by a short incline, then another drop, then a massive incline and sharp drop to a jump, that ended on a large loop that had Chris' face on the side,
"Shit!" Gwen exclaimed.
"You're insane!" Amy snapped. .
"My hair betta not be messed up by this." Anne Maria complained.
"Yeah the intern who tested it will be out of commish for," Chris glanced at Chef, "10 months was it?" They grinned at each other, and the intern from earlier is briefly shown.
"We can't afford bobsleds, so you're gonna ride longboards in teams of two, bobsled style, down Chef's track and into the pool." An empty pool is shown at the end of the track.
"Each team gets three runs, fastest total time wins. Ready? " Chris asked. None of the contestants looked ready, though Duncan and Eva are unconcerned.
/
Back at the medical tent Tyler is looking at Alejandro in concern. "Seriously dude. What's wrong?"
Alejandro sighed. "I suppose you could help. Today's been terrible, but the worst part is that on top of the plane crashing and getting shocked, something precious to me was broken."
Tyler's eyes widened. "Oh my gosh! It happened to you too!"
"What do you mean?" Alejandro asked.
"Brick and Gwen had things of theirs ruined too!" Tyler said.
Alejandro frowned. "Really? Interesting…"
"So what was broken?" The jock asked.
"The first gift Amber ever gave me." He sighed. "I miss her so much." That was when the bell went off. "Seriously?"
"Yep," Chris told him, popping his head into the building. "This emotionally demented moment sounds like a song! So it's time for the two of you to sing!"
(Song 12: Oh my Amber)
A tropical beat begins the song. We focus on Alejandro as he begins to sing, "I miss the way, Amber would seek me," A rippling effect takes us to a scene of Amber and Alejandro in the cargo hold, the art style is as though a child has drawn it. Alejandro is holding her "When she was feeling kind of down.
A close up of Alejandro's see through head, inside is his brain floating in pink water. "And into my depths, only she could see."
Amber leaps into his head. a male voice accompanies this. Tyler: Ohh ohh.
She begins to swim around in his mind pool clearly having fun. Alejandro's voice continued. "Without me feeling like she would drown.
As Amber continued to swim, pictures of memories between the two were shown. Alejandro carrying her over the pyramid, her giving him a sandwich from first class, and their parting kiss. "Oh, Amber! Oh, Amber! I...I miss you so!"
Amber is suddenly hooked by a fishing line and flung out of Alejandro's mind."Oh, my Amber, querida mia. Why did you have to go?"
Alejandro is shown watching Amber fly through the air with a frown on his face.
Tyler: I'm sure she misses you too.
A thought bubble with Amber smiling appears over Alejandro's head, then he meets with her. "I miss her smile, and the habit that she had." Amber begins to mess with one of her braids, a blush on her face. "Of toying with her hair when she was nervous. It was adorable."
Alejandro and Amber sit on a bench in economy class cuddling. "I miss the way, we'd cuddle up at night."
Tyler: Ooh Ooh.
Alejandro begins to stroke Amber's head with a smile on his face. "Because I liked to be of service."
Suddenly Chef comes and grabs Amber, taking her away. Alejandro runs after her. "Oh, Amber! Oh, Amber! I...I miss you so!"
They end up in the elimination room and Amber gets thrown from the place. "Oh, my Amber, querida mia. Why did you have to go?" Alejandro attempts to grab her hand but just misses causing her to fall away from him. Alejandro frowns. "Why did you have to go?"
The song ends, and Tyler places a hand on his comfortingly.
/
The other contestants are shown are the top of the track, Brick and Xena for Chris, Jo and Anne Maria for Valkyrie, Eva and Duncan for Conquest. Brick frowns as he looks at Xena. "Are you alright solider?"
"Merely concerned for our injured teammate. For logical reasons." Xena replied, looking like she was trying to convince herself.
Nearby Duncan snorts. "Yeah, I'm sure its nothing but logic."
Chris and Chef are now in lounge chairs next to the pool that is the races finish. Drinking water. "Isn't this better than being mad? So we have to wait for a cash influx before we can jet. Great! Make the interns fill the pool and it's a paid vacation bro!" They clink their glasses together.
"Guys, guys! The doctor said I'm clear to compete!" Tyler exclaimed, now in his swimwear. He trips and falls over but seems fine.
Chris lifted a red megaphone and called out. "Tyler's back!"
Back at the top of the track Xena is frowning. "Should he really be competing?"
Chris continued from his lounge chair. "Round 1 Team Conquest!" We see that Eva and Duncan are in position at the mouth of the track, The punk gripped his teammate closely. "I can't believe I'm wearing a helmet."
"Shut up and get ready!" Eva snapped.
Chris set off a starting horn from his megaphone. Team Conquest flew down the track, things went well until the top of the large incline which sent them through the air, they landed safely, then finished the track,
"46.57 seconds is the time to beat!" Chris announced. Team I am so freakishly, malvolently, evil?"
Brick and Xena are in position. The cadet looks nervous, but Xena is emotionaless as usual. "This seems deadly." Brick worries.
"The chances of Death are not much higher than the usual for Total Drama." Xena noted.
The starting horn is set off and the two boys speed down the track. Unlike team Victory they do not end up flying through the air at any point, this is reflected in their time.
"57.35 seconds, team Conquest still leads by a healthy margin. Team Valkyrie?" Chris called.
We see Jo and Anne Maria in position at the top."Hey helmet hair, I will be using your head as a breakpad if need be." The jockette said.
"Did you just insult my poof?!" The jersey reject glared.
The starting horn goes off and the two go down the track at tremendous speed, flying through the air an even longer stretch of track after the incline then landing just in time for the loop before landing in the pool. True to her word Anne Maria's hair has slammed into the side of the pool Jo smirked. "That mop was actually good for something."
"45.8 seconds! We have a new leader!" Chris said through his megahorn. The contestants covered their ears. "Team Valkyrie takes round one!"
"We're right here! You don't have use that!" Amy scowled.
"Maybe I just like it! Round 2!"
/
Noah and Eva are in position at the top of the track. "Well, at least I've already written my final will and testament."
"I'll break your fall! Now shut it!" Eva ordered. The starting horn went off and the two went down the track, perhaps because of Noah's size and weight, they had a smooth trip.. They landed in the pool. "See? It's fine!"
"56.5 seconds, better than team Chris' first time but not by much." Chris announced. "Team I am so wickedly evil!"
Brick and Gwen are in position at the top of the track. The goth frowned. "Brick you didn't have to go twice."
"As team leader it's only right. Besides I'm still not sure I want Tyler up here." Brick said.
They start down the track and Brick uses the information from his previous run to steer properly. The run goes so smoothly the two land on their feet rather than crashing.
"45. 09 seconds! A new record, but will it be enough to make up for their disastrous first run?" Chris asked. "Team Valkyrie?"
Dawn and Jo are shown on the longboard. Jo is focused, but Dawn seems incredibly nervous. Chris sets off the megahorn. Jo uses her foot to try and speed things up. Dawn gasps. "Jo! You mustn't! The longboard begins to veer in back. The two end up nearly falling off the track at multiple points.
With Topher and Amy both are frowning. "Great. We're gonna have to make up for them." Amy scowled.
"We can easily do that. So long as you don't ruin things for us." The blonde smirked.
"Me?! You're the one who'll ruin things!" The cheerleader shrieked.
We hear the other two misfits crash into the pool. Jo groans, while Dawn seems completely unharmed.
"58.39 seconds. That's gotta hurt. Will Valkyrie be able to recover from that?" Chris asked. "Round 3! And everyone who hasn't participate must go now!"
Xena frowned. "But Tyler's in no condition to compete."
"The doctor said he's fine. Now go!" the host ordered.
/
We see the team's at the beginning of the track once more. Xena with Tyler for Team Chris, Topher and Amy for Team Valkyrie, Noah and Duncan for Team conquest. The focus is on Xena and Tyler. "I really don't think you should be here." The overlogical girl said.
"The doctor thinks It'll be okay, but I do feel nausous." Tyler frowned.
"That could impair our ability to run the course. We may even lose altogether. Unless… you keep your eyes shut and I'll do all the steering." Xena decided.
"I can do that." The jock smiled.
Topher scoffed. "Please. It's Total drama, not Total Friendship."
"You're just mad you don't have any friends!" Amy huffed.
"And you have what two? And treated one of them really poorly until recently?" Topher smirked.
Noah and Duncan are shown at the beginning of the run. The punk seemed upset. "Seriously all my friends are watching this! I'm never gonna live wearing a helmet down. I mean we haven't even needed them!"
"And you've jinxed us." Noah deadpanned.
"Please, we'll be fine." Duncan brushed his words off.
The megaphone goes off and the two speed down the track at great speed. Too fast if anything as they land in the pool with a crash. Both are stumbling around. "I told you." Noah groaned.
"Let's hear it for the helmet's people!" Chris said "45.12 seconds for a three run combined total of 2 minutes and 28.19 seconds! Decent, but will it be good enough?"
Back at the top to the track Xena and Tyler are in postition. The jock lowers his headband over his eyes. "I hope this works."
"I am concerned." Xena noted. "We currently have a two point one five second lead over Team Valkyrie. It wouldn't be hard for them to beat us. If they do you might…"
Tyler placed a hand on her shoulder. "Hey I have faith in you."
The megaphone went off and they moved down the track at great speed. Xena steered the longboard over the incline and around the loop, then a flash of inspiration lit her eyes up. she broke a part of the track near the end.
[Confessional]
Xena: I merely broke the track because losing would put us at only three members. The fact that Tyler is the most likely to be sent home under such circumstances is a coincidence.
Static
They finished the race smoothly. "Ooh and team Chris lags behind with a three round total of 2 minutes and 32.46 seconds!"Chris announced. "Team Valkyrie?"
Topher and Amy are on the long board. Topher scowled. "Get your boot heels off my back!"
"What? These boots heels?" Amy smirked, digging one into the blonde's back.
"Ow! Lay off the body!" Topher glared.
"Not like you'll be a good host anyway!" The cheerleader glared.
The megaphone's horn went off and the two sped down the track their longboard moving unsteadily as both screamed loudly. The run was already bad enough, but then they hit the broken part of the track and went flying through the air.
"Incomplete lap!" Chris called.
"But the track is broken. That seems unfair." Brick frowned.
"I don't care. Team Conquest wins!" Chris cheered.
/
Team Misfit is in the elimination room. Chris stands before them. "So Team Valkyrie. Not a lot of teamwork today huh?" The team glared at him.
"Anyway. I have delicious snacks for some of you. If you do not get a bag of peanuts, you must take the drop of shame. Dawn, Anne Maria, Jo you're safe." He announced throwing the bags at them. "Amy, Topher, you've been fighting all day, and you didn't complete your lap. But the one going home is…" Chris paused as he usually did. Amy and Topher glared at each other. "Both of you!"
"What!" All of the Valkyries said.
"Yeah, the votes were tied, and since we're out of funding anyway we figured letting both of you go was the right call." Chris smirked.
Dawn frowned. "Sorry Amy. I voted for Topher because he's been a bad influence, but it seems the fates have something else in mind."
Amy smiled and wrapped her arms around the smaller girl. "Hey, at least he's going too. I'll say hi to Ella for you."
"I'd like that." Dawn smiled.
"This ain't fair. You're like the most tolerable person here." Anne Maria frowned.
"You didn't vote me off?" Topher said.
"Heck no! I voted for Jo! No one uses my poof as a breakpad!" The jersey reject said.
Topher smirked. "Well with me gone it falls to you to keep the drama going. Don't let our fans down."
"Okay enough with the goodbyes already. Amy, Topher, I'd say it was pleasure but it wasn't." Chris smirked.
Amy kicked the host in the shins before jumping off the plane. Topher turned to the camera. "With two of the show's most dramatic contestants gone, will Chris ever be able to retain viewership? Can we make enough cash at our telethon? Find out next time on Total Drama Wor-" Chris pushed the blonde off the plane.
We see outside the plane that he has landed on the ground. "It's not the same without the scream." Chris said wistfully. "Will we ever get off this island? Find out next time on Total drama Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!" He calls out the plane. "See Topher? That's how you do it!"
A/N: and in one fell swoop Team Valkyrie goes from having the most players to the least. I love Topher and Amy. In my series that is, not really in canon. Anyway, I like them but they have very little plot. So they're gone.
Tyler was the one to get injured because I wanted both Xena and Jo to have their plotlines furthered. Jo wants to comfort Brick, but she doesn't want to show weakness in front of the enemy teams.
Xena meanwhile is struggling with the whole emotions thing. I've said before that Xena is based on a Vulcan. And while Vulcans might act as though they don't have emotion, they do. They just try not to act on it. So Xena sabotages the board like Alejandro does in canon. Ostensibly to ensure they keep their numbers, but really it's out of concern Tyler would be eliminated.
As for Conquest they don't have too much on. Duncan wants to try and get someone on side so he doesn't get outnumbered come the next elimination. And then there's Alejandro, who is very upset about his hair tie being snapped. He was already missing Amber. When it came to Oh Izzy it was either going to be Amy singing about Ella or Alejandro about Amber. Since Amy was leaving this episode I decided she should have more of an active role in the story. Thus she was not the one injured and therefore not the one to get the song.